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Think different. Don't follow the crowd. Be true to yourself. 4pool.
Hey there you fucking idiots, this is a fucking guide on how to do a special build that was invented by YellOw while he was fucking your mom. Befoer beginning this guide, I need to do little tiny disclaimer: I am a fucking expert in StarCraft and am really REALLY fucking good at the game and I win so much that it is ridiculous, so don't expect to pull this strat off as well as I do because you just fucking can't until your eapm is around 168 or higher. The purpose of this guide is to show you a unique and shitty strategy that cannot be countered if you are lucky. If you are not lucky, then you will just have to spend the rest of your life in Ireland looking for 4-leaf clover, while avoiding drunk lads who want to bash ya fuckin' 'ed in.
History:
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A long time ago, the spawning pool used to cost 150 minerals instead of 200 minerals so you could literally make a literal amount of literal zerglings before ur opponent could fukken make enough marines or whatever and the game was basically a load of fuck, but then some noobies complained on the forums so blizzzard nerfed zerg because it was too stronk. Later on, zerglings became popular again, thanks to Polish players and later, South Americans.
How Legit Is This Strat?
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Thanx for asking, and let me answer this way: JAEDONG BEAT FLASH WITH IT. rmbr that? I bet u don't cuz you're a sc2 fanboi who probably lives in ur mom's basement and she sincerely appreciates your company and loves you cuz you're part of the family and you make regular financial contributions to your family, but still, we will shame you with this because of reasons that may be related to giraffes.
Build Order?
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There is considerable debate within the Brood War community about the specifics and dynamics of the opening build order, primarily because there are so many individual variables at work, so the timings are kind of arbitrary. Try not to think of this build as 'set in stone', but more as a framework for your overall strategy. Whenever you being executing a build order, it should always be used to advance your objectives towards an overall victory, but more importantly, should be a guiding component in a larger game plan.
As Zerg, you start with a population of 4/9, which is 4 drones and 1 overlord. In many other build orders, you want to immediately start morphing your larvae into a drone at the onset of the game, but in build orders like 4pool and 4hatch, you will want to forgo this morph to save minerals. Do not build the initial drone or your build order will be mistimed and you will inevitably lose the game.
Build:
4/9 - Spawning Pool
3/9 - Drone
Spawning Pool finishes - Make Zerglings
7/9 - Make more Zerglings
8/9 - Make more Zerglings
9/9 - Micro your lings
As I've said before, these build times are kind of generalized, but the above order of operations has worked for me personally. I've had many arguments with my peers about the necessity of the 3/9 drone, some of which have ended years-long friendships because of how heated our debates became. My advice to you is to try it with drone and then with no drone and tell me what works, my way, or my dumbass friends' way.
This build often works because your opponents will attempt to make a lot of units, which will require them to expand as soon as possible, and they won't even make a defensive cannon at their ramp before expanding like a bunch of nerds. If you get scouted, just call your opponent a hacker and leave the game. They will probably deny hacking, but you have to stick to your guns and never admit you were wrong. Have an hour-long whisper war if you have to. + Show Spoiler +
You: fucking hacker lol
(you leave game)
kush[420]: wtf i dont hack noob
You: You hack 100% noob
kush[420]: lol?
You: Reported
kush[420]: lol i scouted at the normal time u fuckin pussy ur just mad cuz i scouted ur cheese
You: You are the one who should receive the connotation of 'pussy', as you feel the need to hack to win
kush[420]: w/e idiot
You: w/e hacker
kush[420]: lol 4pool noob
You: Silencia before I slap your mom across the ass
kush[420]: now ur talkin about my mom, what are u, 11? pathetic kid
You: I made a sexy love explosion on your mother's face.
kush[420]: I didn't know u were into nercophilia cuz my mom is dead
You: I know, I dug up her grave to defile her corpse
kush[420]: u are sick and are a stupid noob, go re?
You: LOL KID BEGGING FOR GAMES
kush[420]: Go again, or are u pussy? 4pool noob
You: Seriously, I will punch your cat in the face.
kush[420]: wtf... go re?
You: srry don't play hacker
kush[420]: lol u are such a retarded noob, i dont hack you moron
You: Prove it.
kush[420]: lol prove i hack first stupid, u can't becuz i dont hack
You: You definitely do, I backtraced your maphax. You dun goofed.
kush[420]: your too stupid to talk to, go re or no?
You: You need Jesus.
kush[420]: stop dodging, go re or no?
You: You're adopted; pwned.
kush[420]: yea ur 11
You: Your mom is 11
kush[420]: culd u for one second stop being retarded
You: EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ
kush[420]: u are so retarded
You: HOW DOES YOUR DAD'S COCK TASTE, YOU LITTLE FAGGOT?
kush[420]: u would no since u suck it every day
You: Good cum-back.
kush[420]: lol, ur funny kid
You: Thanks
kush[420]: i dont understand why u gotta do this
You: I was abused by my parents when I was little, so there is a lot of emotional hurt in my life.
kush[420]: im sorry to hear that but u are just being a faggot to ppl online randomly?
You: Don't call me a 'faggot' just because I am gay. That word hurts.
kush[420]: ok ok sorry, go re?
You: Why do you want to play me so bad?
kush[420]: To show you I'm not a hacker.
You: You'll just send the probe in the wrong direction just to pretend it's not hax
kush[420]: dude i dont hack i hate hackers
You: Then stop hacking if you hate hackers
kush[420]: if im a hacker why am i still d+?
You: Evidently, you're not very good even with hacks
kush[420]: so you could beat me if im not good, so go re?
You: I will if you tell me you love me.
kush[420]: ok i love you, now go re? weed/weed
You: Can we play on Grand Line? I'm sick of fs
kush[420]: i dont know that map
You: It's really easy to learn, it is good map ))))))
kush[420]: can we plz just play
You: Host Grand Line please
kush[420]: whats wrong with fs
You: I want Grand Line
kush[420]: u are so frustrating
You: I want ice cream
kush[420]: fine, weed/weed
You: gogogogo
kush[420]: u coming?
You: Yeah sorry, I had to wash my dog, he was soooooo dirty
kush[420]: lol im not sure whether to laugh or feel sorry but u are frustrating as hell
You: I would imagine that Hell, as a pit of eternal suffering, would definitely be frustrating
kush[420]: weed/weed join
You: ok
*joins game*
kush[420]: okay ready?
You: wait a second I need to put a hotpocket in the microwave
kush[420]: ...
You: brb
kush[420]: okay
kush[420]: 1a2a3a4a5a
kush[420]: 1a2a3a4a5a
kush[420]: 1a2a3a4a5a
kush[420]: how long are u going to be? i have class tmrw
You: Okay, I set my microwave for 90 minutes, so that bad boy should definitely explode.
kush[420]: go?
You: Did you know that the walrus has the largest penis of any animal proportionally?
kush[420]: omg will u stop and just go
You: You want me to stop or go?
kush[420]: GO
You: gogogo
*you leave game after 30 seconds*
kush[420]: wtf
You: I dropped from the game because my modem is overloaded by my yaoi torrents
kush[420]: re weed/weed
You: You don't want none of this.
kush[420]: omfg u are a waste of my time
You: Ya think?
user is not online.
(you leave game)
kush[420]: wtf i dont hack noob
You: You hack 100% noob
kush[420]: lol?
You: Reported
kush[420]: lol i scouted at the normal time u fuckin pussy ur just mad cuz i scouted ur cheese
You: You are the one who should receive the connotation of 'pussy', as you feel the need to hack to win
kush[420]: w/e idiot
You: w/e hacker
kush[420]: lol 4pool noob
You: Silencia before I slap your mom across the ass
kush[420]: now ur talkin about my mom, what are u, 11? pathetic kid
You: I made a sexy love explosion on your mother's face.
kush[420]: I didn't know u were into nercophilia cuz my mom is dead
You: I know, I dug up her grave to defile her corpse
kush[420]: u are sick and are a stupid noob, go re?
You: LOL KID BEGGING FOR GAMES
kush[420]: Go again, or are u pussy? 4pool noob
You: Seriously, I will punch your cat in the face.
kush[420]: wtf... go re?
You: srry don't play hacker
kush[420]: lol u are such a retarded noob, i dont hack you moron
You: Prove it.
kush[420]: lol prove i hack first stupid, u can't becuz i dont hack
You: You definitely do, I backtraced your maphax. You dun goofed.
kush[420]: your too stupid to talk to, go re or no?
You: You need Jesus.
kush[420]: stop dodging, go re or no?
You: You're adopted; pwned.
kush[420]: yea ur 11
You: Your mom is 11
kush[420]: culd u for one second stop being retarded
You: EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ
kush[420]: u are so retarded
You: HOW DOES YOUR DAD'S COCK TASTE, YOU LITTLE FAGGOT?
kush[420]: u would no since u suck it every day
You: Good cum-back.
kush[420]: lol, ur funny kid
You: Thanks
kush[420]: i dont understand why u gotta do this
You: I was abused by my parents when I was little, so there is a lot of emotional hurt in my life.
kush[420]: im sorry to hear that but u are just being a faggot to ppl online randomly?
You: Don't call me a 'faggot' just because I am gay. That word hurts.
kush[420]: ok ok sorry, go re?
You: Why do you want to play me so bad?
kush[420]: To show you I'm not a hacker.
You: You'll just send the probe in the wrong direction just to pretend it's not hax
kush[420]: dude i dont hack i hate hackers
You: Then stop hacking if you hate hackers
kush[420]: if im a hacker why am i still d+?
You: Evidently, you're not very good even with hacks
kush[420]: so you could beat me if im not good, so go re?
You: I will if you tell me you love me.
kush[420]: ok i love you, now go re? weed/weed
You: Can we play on Grand Line? I'm sick of fs
kush[420]: i dont know that map
You: It's really easy to learn, it is good map ))))))
kush[420]: can we plz just play
You: Host Grand Line please
kush[420]: whats wrong with fs
You: I want Grand Line
kush[420]: u are so frustrating
You: I want ice cream
kush[420]: fine, weed/weed
You: gogogogo
kush[420]: u coming?
You: Yeah sorry, I had to wash my dog, he was soooooo dirty
kush[420]: lol im not sure whether to laugh or feel sorry but u are frustrating as hell
You: I would imagine that Hell, as a pit of eternal suffering, would definitely be frustrating
kush[420]: weed/weed join
You: ok
*joins game*
kush[420]: okay ready?
You: wait a second I need to put a hotpocket in the microwave
kush[420]: ...
You: brb
kush[420]: okay
kush[420]: 1a2a3a4a5a
kush[420]: 1a2a3a4a5a
kush[420]: 1a2a3a4a5a
kush[420]: how long are u going to be? i have class tmrw
You: Okay, I set my microwave for 90 minutes, so that bad boy should definitely explode.
kush[420]: go?
You: Did you know that the walrus has the largest penis of any animal proportionally?
kush[420]: omg will u stop and just go
You: You want me to stop or go?
kush[420]: GO
You: gogogo
*you leave game after 30 seconds*
kush[420]: wtf
You: I dropped from the game because my modem is overloaded by my yaoi torrents
kush[420]: re weed/weed
You: You don't want none of this.
kush[420]: omfg u are a waste of my time
You: Ya think?
user is not online.
Conclusion
I sincerely hope this guide has helped you out immensely and that your winrate will go up a bit because of it. This guide took me the better part of the last 9 months to write, and it was a gargantuan effort that was bigger than Gargantua, who is a huge tarantula that fights Godzilla. I would like to give some shout-outs to the people who inspired me: Johny23, OctZerg, Jaedong, The_Templar, Lichter, catplanetcatplanet, [uon]sentinel, epishade, SirJolt, DepressedOne,
