• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 12:23
CET 18:23
KST 02:23
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12Intel X Team Liquid Seoul event: Showmatches and Meet the Pros10
Community News
[BSL21] Ro.16 Group Stage (C->B->A->D)4Weekly Cups (Nov 17-23): Solar, MaxPax, Clem win2RSL Season 3: RO16 results & RO8 bracket13Weekly Cups (Nov 10-16): Reynor, Solar lead Zerg surge2[TLMC] Fall/Winter 2025 Ladder Map Rotation14
StarCraft 2
General
When will we find out if there are more tournament Weekly Cups (Nov 17-23): Solar, MaxPax, Clem win SC: Evo Complete - Ranked Ladder OPEN ALPHA Weekly Cups (Nov 10-16): Reynor, Solar lead Zerg surge RSL Season 3: RO16 results & RO8 bracket
Tourneys
Tenacious Turtle Tussle [Alpha Pro Series] Nice vs Cure RSL Revival: Season 3 $5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly)
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 501 Price of Progress Mutation # 500 Fright night Mutation # 499 Chilling Adaptation Mutation # 498 Wheel of Misfortune|Cradle of Death
Brood War
General
Data analysis on 70 million replays Which season is the best in ASL? sas.vorti stream [BSL21] Ro.16 Group Stage (C->B->A->D) FlaSh on: Biggest Problem With SnOw's Playstyle
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] RO16 Tie Breaker - Group B - Sun 21:00 CET [BSL21] GosuLeague T1 Ro16 - Tue & Thu 22:00 CET [BSL21] RO16 Tie Breaker - Group A - Sat 21:00 CET
Strategy
Game Theory for Starcraft How to stay on top of macro? Current Meta PvZ map balance
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread The Perfect Game Nintendo Switch Thread Beyond All Reason Should offensive tower rushing be viable in RTS games?
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Artificial Intelligence Thread YouTube Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion! Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion NBA General Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023 TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Where to ask questions and add stream? The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Esports Earnings: Bigger Pri…
TrAiDoS
Thanks for the RSL
Hildegard
Saturation point
Uldridge
DnB/metal remix FFO Mick Go…
ImbaTosS
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1857 users

Real Life Story of Korean Pro Gamers

Blogs > GGzerG
Post a Reply
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10684 Posts
December 27 2014 03:18 GMT
#1
One day EffOrt Called Mong while sitting there eating some broccoli , EffOrt asked Mong saying " Hey Mong, I bet you I am still better than you at BW ", to which Mong replied "What?"

...

[image loading]

"I said I am still better than you, I will still own you"


[image loading]

Mong : "That's all you had to say, come on ^^;;; we have LiveStream BJ Session" (For those of you who don't know, BJ = Broadcasting Jockey, not blowjob)

...

...

[image loading]
Then all of the sudden, a wild Champion appeared, the Champion would not stand for any of this nonsense, was surely ready to try and put an end to EffOrt trying to make his return.


...Meanwhile on Tarsonis, Jim Raynor and Kerrigan are trying to comfort JaeDong because he is still attempting to fight off the hordes of fangirls, EG Accountants, Sir Scoots in a Mech Warrior suit, and all of the Brood War Elitists that want him to come back. The Dong also needed comfort because Vipers are not as cool as Defilers, even if they are a direct rip off with a have a spell that is similar.
[image loading]

Bisu has been told to be going back to BW for a reason...
[image loading]


To conclude this story, someone was arrested while getting a haircut.

[image loading]

[image loading]

***
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11286 Posts
December 27 2014 03:42 GMT
#2
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Bet you didn't notice the shoe on her head.

Nice and fun read!
WriterMovie, 진영화 : "StarCraft will never die".
GrazerRinge
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
999 Posts
December 27 2014 05:08 GMT
#3
this is what i live for <3
bw & sc2 forevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"Successful people don't talk much. They listen and take action."
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
December 27 2014 05:40 GMT
#4
hahahaha

just don't get the flash one, can someone explain it to me?
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10684 Posts
December 27 2014 05:56 GMT
#5
On December 27 2014 14:40 JieXian wrote:
hahahaha

just don't get the flash one, can someone explain it to me?


Bisu and OSL's have never gotten along T_T
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
December 27 2014 07:00 GMT
#6
Ok I get it now :D
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
December 27 2014 14:13 GMT
#7
Funny as hell. Well done!
SuperNova - 2015 | SKT1 fan for years | Dear, FlaSh, PartinG, Soulkey, Naniwa
Hadronsbecrazy
Profile Joined September 2013
United Kingdom551 Posts
December 27 2014 16:07 GMT
#8
how come in sc2 everyone seems to use mechanical keyboards but in BW seems like they all used that membrane one?
No need Build Orders, Only Micro,Favourite Players: Maru, Zest, soOjwa , CJherO
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-27 17:58:39
December 27 2014 17:57 GMT
#9
Haven't seen the crying Jaedong crying meme for a long time. So good. 5/5

I wish mods would reopen the Unimpressed Flash meme thread.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10684 Posts
December 27 2014 22:53 GMT
#10
On December 28 2014 01:07 Hadronsbecrazy wrote:
how come in sc2 everyone seems to use mechanical keyboards but in BW seems like they all used that membrane one?


It is kind of hard of hard to explain but in my own personal experience from having played BW on all different kinds of setups, everything feels more natural on the more old school peripherals, it would be sweet to play BW on an old CRT Monitor, oldschool keyboard / mouse!
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
December 27 2014 23:23 GMT
#11
I give this a 5/5 but only 1/5 on the MDT scale as it only contains a single non-sequiter and multiple lines of coherent thought.
[゚n゚] SSSSssssssSSsss ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Marine/Raven Guide:http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=163605
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10684 Posts
December 28 2014 00:21 GMT
#12
On December 28 2014 08:23 Antisocialmunky wrote:
I give this a 5/5 but only 1/5 on the MDT scale as it only contains a single non-sequiter and multiple lines of coherent thought.


MDT = ?

I wasn't very coherent during the making of this thread
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28094 Posts
December 28 2014 00:40 GMT
#13
On December 28 2014 01:07 Hadronsbecrazy wrote:
how come in sc2 everyone seems to use mechanical keyboards but in BW seems like they all used that membrane one?

In the beginning they were just the cheapest and easiest to come by. Most of the pros just got used to them so they stuck with it. People thought there was some secret to why they used them but there really isn't.
Administrator
Elyvilon
Profile Joined August 2008
United States13143 Posts
December 28 2014 06:04 GMT
#14
On December 28 2014 09:21 GGzerG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2014 08:23 Antisocialmunky wrote:
I give this a 5/5 but only 1/5 on the MDT scale as it only contains a single non-sequiter and multiple lines of coherent thought.


MDT = ?

I wasn't very coherent during the making of this thread

MyDigitalToss, pretty sure
Liquipedia
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 6h 37m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
LamboSC2 345
Livibee 79
MindelVK 44
Codebar 7
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 23472
Bisu 3749
Calm 2445
Shinee 730
Shuttle 656
firebathero 418
BeSt 249
Hyun 135
Rush 102
Larva 84
[ Show more ]
Zeus 63
Barracks 35
Free 26
ToSsGirL 24
soO 24
Dewaltoss 21
scan(afreeca) 20
Aegong 19
sorry 11
Mong 10
SilentControl 7
Bale 5
Dota 2
Gorgc4449
singsing3140
420jenkins185
XcaliburYe109
capcasts39
Counter-Strike
fl0m7297
Other Games
FrodaN1450
Mlord453
crisheroes377
ceh9326
RotterdaM275
Hui .158
ArmadaUGS152
Mew2King143
KnowMe137
XaKoH 86
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream164
StarCraft: Brood War
lovetv 7
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 18 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• poizon28 51
• OhrlRock 1
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Kozan
• LaughNgamezSOOP
StarCraft: Brood War
• FirePhoenix1
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 1862
• Noizen44
League of Legends
• TFBlade1359
Other Games
• WagamamaTV331
• Shiphtur127
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
6h 37m
OSC
23h 37m
LAN Event
1d
Replay Cast
1d 5h
Replay Cast
1d 15h
WardiTV Korean Royale
1d 18h
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Wardi Open
3 days
[ Show More ]
Monday Night Weeklies
3 days
StarCraft2.fi
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Wardi Open
4 days
StarCraft2.fi
4 days
Wardi Open
5 days
StarCraft2.fi
5 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

SOOP Univ League 2025
RSL Revival: Season 3
Eternal Conflict S1

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
CSCL: Masked Kings S3
Slon Tour Season 2
META Madness #9
SL Budapest Major 2025
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2

Upcoming

BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
HSC XXVIII
RSL Offline Finals
WardiTV 2025
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026: Closed Qualifier
eXTREMESLAND 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.