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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10890 Posts
December 27 2014 03:18 GMT
#1
One day EffOrt Called Mong while sitting there eating some broccoli , EffOrt asked Mong saying " Hey Mong, I bet you I am still better than you at BW ", to which Mong replied "What?"

...

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"I said I am still better than you, I will still own you"


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Mong : "That's all you had to say, come on ^^;;; we have LiveStream BJ Session" (For those of you who don't know, BJ = Broadcasting Jockey, not blowjob)

...

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Then all of the sudden, a wild Champion appeared, the Champion would not stand for any of this nonsense, was surely ready to try and put an end to EffOrt trying to make his return.


...Meanwhile on Tarsonis, Jim Raynor and Kerrigan are trying to comfort JaeDong because he is still attempting to fight off the hordes of fangirls, EG Accountants, Sir Scoots in a Mech Warrior suit, and all of the Brood War Elitists that want him to come back. The Dong also needed comfort because Vipers are not as cool as Defilers, even if they are a direct rip off with a have a spell that is similar.
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Bisu has been told to be going back to BW for a reason...
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To conclude this story, someone was arrested while getting a haircut.

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c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11928 Posts
December 27 2014 03:42 GMT
#2
+ Show Spoiler +
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Bet you didn't notice the shoe on her head.

Nice and fun read!
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GrazerRinge
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
999 Posts
December 27 2014 05:08 GMT
#3
this is what i live for <3
bw & sc2 forevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"Successful people don't talk much. They listen and take action."
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
December 27 2014 05:40 GMT
#4
hahahaha

just don't get the flash one, can someone explain it to me?
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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10890 Posts
December 27 2014 05:56 GMT
#5
On December 27 2014 14:40 JieXian wrote:
hahahaha

just don't get the flash one, can someone explain it to me?


Bisu and OSL's have never gotten along T_T
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JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
December 27 2014 07:00 GMT
#6
Ok I get it now :D
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NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
December 27 2014 14:13 GMT
#7
Funny as hell. Well done!
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Hadronsbecrazy
Profile Joined September 2013
United Kingdom551 Posts
December 27 2014 16:07 GMT
#8
how come in sc2 everyone seems to use mechanical keyboards but in BW seems like they all used that membrane one?
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Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-27 17:58:39
December 27 2014 17:57 GMT
#9
Haven't seen the crying Jaedong crying meme for a long time. So good. 5/5

I wish mods would reopen the Unimpressed Flash meme thread.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10890 Posts
December 27 2014 22:53 GMT
#10
On December 28 2014 01:07 Hadronsbecrazy wrote:
how come in sc2 everyone seems to use mechanical keyboards but in BW seems like they all used that membrane one?


It is kind of hard of hard to explain but in my own personal experience from having played BW on all different kinds of setups, everything feels more natural on the more old school peripherals, it would be sweet to play BW on an old CRT Monitor, oldschool keyboard / mouse!
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Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5913 Posts
December 27 2014 23:23 GMT
#11
I give this a 5/5 but only 1/5 on the MDT scale as it only contains a single non-sequiter and multiple lines of coherent thought.
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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10890 Posts
December 28 2014 00:21 GMT
#12
On December 28 2014 08:23 Antisocialmunky wrote:
I give this a 5/5 but only 1/5 on the MDT scale as it only contains a single non-sequiter and multiple lines of coherent thought.


MDT = ?

I wasn't very coherent during the making of this thread
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28104 Posts
December 28 2014 00:40 GMT
#13
On December 28 2014 01:07 Hadronsbecrazy wrote:
how come in sc2 everyone seems to use mechanical keyboards but in BW seems like they all used that membrane one?

In the beginning they were just the cheapest and easiest to come by. Most of the pros just got used to them so they stuck with it. People thought there was some secret to why they used them but there really isn't.
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Elyvilon
Profile Joined August 2008
United States13143 Posts
December 28 2014 06:04 GMT
#14
On December 28 2014 09:21 GGzerG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2014 08:23 Antisocialmunky wrote:
I give this a 5/5 but only 1/5 on the MDT scale as it only contains a single non-sequiter and multiple lines of coherent thought.


MDT = ?

I wasn't very coherent during the making of this thread

MyDigitalToss, pretty sure
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