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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4005 Posts
June 06 2014 08:56 GMT
#1
Some of you will already know how much I love receiving post, so I’m sure you can understand that sometimes I receive post so cool I have to write a post about it.

About two weeks ago, the folks who made Surgeon Simulator 2013 (Bossa Studios) asked their Twitter followers to find a name for the game’s protagonist’s dog. Given that the main character’s name is Dr. Nigel Burke and that I am incapable of not replying to tweets in pun form, I sent them a message saying that he would have named his dog Dr. Nigel Barke.

I received a DM from them later that day requesting my real name and address. On Tuesday morning, I received an envelope from them. For the first time in my life, I thought,

Oh, this is really cool. I should probably make an unboxing video. That’s the kind of thing that people do. Yeah, a nice video of me opening the post. What a totally normal thing to do.


Anyway, here is a video of me opening my post. Enjoy.





+ Show Spoiler +

Objects included:

3 x hypodermic pens
1 x business card for Dr. Nigel Burke
1 x Barnardshire hospital prescription pad
1 x Barnardshire hospital postcard
1 x bottle of fake blood


****
Moderator@SirJolt
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 06 2014 09:07 GMT
#2
LOLOLOL amazing
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
June 06 2014 09:08 GMT
#3
oh you
Administrator
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
June 06 2014 09:09 GMT
#4
hahaha
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
tec27
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States3702 Posts
June 06 2014 09:10 GMT
#5
I love you, when can we get married?
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6188 Posts
June 06 2014 09:13 GMT
#6
5/5 would watch you open again. Congrats :D
<3
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25553 Posts
June 06 2014 09:16 GMT
#7
I feel like I should mail you something just so you open it. Pretty excellent.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-06 09:36:41
June 06 2014 09:36 GMT
#8
It might be the delirium from having just finished watching 15 hours of Dota talking but I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Darthozzan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Sweden136 Posts
June 06 2014 09:43 GMT
#9
Just incredible.
http://complexitygaming.com ° @Darthozzan on twitter
V0ren
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands233 Posts
June 06 2014 09:51 GMT
#10
Oh wow. This is amazing.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
June 06 2014 10:36 GMT
#11
may sirjolt never be my surgeon lol
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
obsKura
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland1061 Posts
June 06 2014 10:36 GMT
#12
That was way too creepy, so weird to watch. Reminds me of the HowToBasic videos on YT.
C9 ~^v^~ In EE-sama we trust. ~^v^~ C9
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
June 06 2014 11:38 GMT
#13
hahahahah
so good
best unboxung ive seen in a while
Liquipedia@jkursk
Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
June 06 2014 11:38 GMT
#14
hahaha, hilarious
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9157 Posts
June 06 2014 12:35 GMT
#15
that definitely had to be done
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
shiroiusagi
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
SoCal, USA3955 Posts
June 06 2014 13:06 GMT
#16
Ahhhhhh this is so amazing Jolty! So jelly about the pens. XD
Graphics@shiroiusagi_ | shiroiusagi.net
vult
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States9400 Posts
June 06 2014 14:17 GMT
#17
Haha that was awesome! Grats!
I used to play random, but for you I play very specifically.
Peeano
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Netherlands5163 Posts
June 06 2014 15:59 GMT
#18
Why is the video sideways?
FBH #1!
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4005 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-06 16:10:57
June 06 2014 16:01 GMT
#19
On June 07 2014 00:59 Peeano wrote:
Why is the video sideways?


The video is correct but I'm afraid your eyes may be set wrong in your head. Remove them and rotate them ninety degrees, then watch it again

+ Show Spoiler +
In reality, I wasn't tall enough to record it in landscape and have my hole hand visible all of the time. Would that I had a six foot arm to facilitate easier filming
Moderator@SirJolt
EarthwormJim
Profile Joined February 2014
Canada94 Posts
June 06 2014 16:06 GMT
#20
Dear Sir Jolt,

Read "Dear Customer Relations" A.K.A. DCR.

That is if in fact you aren't the author himself.

Signed,
Your greatest self-acclaimed groupie.
Groovy
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