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Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
December 04 2013 00:36 GMT
#1
So I just had to write further about my little charming coworker female. Not in detail, merely thoughts. I realized I had to mature in her eyes in order to survive. The way I yearned for her was destructive for both of us. The possessive nature perhaps should be repressed, or at least controlled. I finally bluntly expressed my love for her, she just said "eww" but somehow a weight lifted from my heart. The tension is gone. She realizes my feelings and accepts them, without ridiculing or wishing them away (maybe a little...). I can now speak freely because her reactions no longer bother me. What is she going to do, reject me again? I will merely take her challenge and create myself a better personality and a better body. Because of her but not in order to attain her. I will not be discouraged by the rejection of any version of me. Females are merely big children. They are made to roam the skies free, no strings attached. Leashing them is like leashing the wind. Their ideas and opinions matter not in the grand scheme of things, but the way they are created makes them more susceptible to the present. Making a female laugh is a trivial matter even for someone with such a pathetic personality as myself. If you turn things around, I'll be hard pressed to recall an instance where a female has made me laugh. Not that I care enough to oppose the gender roles, but it's ironic how many females want a humorous guy when they are as engaging as stones themselves. The only way their personalities creates joy through the barrier of the opposite sex is in the beauty of simplicity. When men say "I want to preserve her smile" is when they admire the ability to forget all past burdens and find fulfillment in the present. They excel at this for the cost of longevity. Since they live in the present they do not see life in context, hence the ridiculous age fear and inability to mature emotionally.

In girl blogs I often become annoyed at the plenty of fish in the sea analogy people use to ridicule love, obsession and devotion
Yes you can fuck one slut every night until you become numb to the act of a female offering her body to you, even if it's through a weakened state.
My adorable coworker girl used a similar proposion on me. She saw another girl we both know flirting with me briefly over the counter and told me to go for her instead. I would if I could... damnit. Damn it all.
It honestly takes all my willpower to stop myself from craving her body. How could I stop myself from loving her altogether?
Her pigtail arouses me. The way her adorable puppy eyes tiredly glances at me, the tender mix of her scent with that fruitlike perfume, the way she wiggles her ass while picking up things from the floor, her pouty lips moving slowly, the exotic skin color, the dry and chilly retorts at my appreciation, her proud way of carrying that tiny body around, those boy-like hips that somehow might be able to go through child labor. That soft yet stern voice desperately trying to sound as grown up. I can't let go of it all... I can't stop thinking of her.

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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
December 04 2013 00:39 GMT
#2
why do you blog
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
ruiyang
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
252 Posts
December 04 2013 00:50 GMT
#3
Lol wtf. Your beyond help...
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1948 Posts
December 04 2013 00:55 GMT
#4
OR, he is the ultimate troll.

But seriously dude, you sound worse than me.
Chocolate
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2350 Posts
December 04 2013 01:02 GMT
#5
Either you are some bizarre TL-blogs exhibitionist, you have been a troll all along, you are now trolling to cover up what was at first genuine, or you are mentally ill.

However I'm sure your life still isn't in a good situation if you are writing long fake girl blogs on a starcraft forum to get a rise out of people believing you, so I feel sorry for you either way. You should probably just realize that it is very odd to focus so intently on one girl that does not like you and which might be scared of you.
remedium
Profile Joined July 2011
United States939 Posts
December 04 2013 01:04 GMT
#6
Try wearing her skin.
Stay positive!
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
December 04 2013 01:16 GMT
#7
On December 04 2013 10:04 remedium wrote:
Try wearing her skin.

Holy shit stop don't give this crazy man ideas.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
December 04 2013 01:16 GMT
#8
The scary part is that this is the most tame blog out of all, so far.

Your...philosophy is very odd. I know many women who I find absolutely engaging and purely on a friendship level. I don't know where you get this idea that everyone is one in the same.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
December 04 2013 01:17 GMT
#9
maybe u should just stick to anime blogs
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Kingsky
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Singapore298 Posts
December 04 2013 01:22 GMT
#10
i was weirded out, then i noticed Shauni.

5/5
Why do people hate the Colossus? Because the Colossus is like banksters from Wall Street: “too big to fail”. - TheDwF
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
December 04 2013 01:24 GMT
#11
On December 04 2013 10:22 Kingsky wrote:
i was weirded out, then i noticed Shauni.

5/5


I only clicked this because it was Shauni

dude's a blogging stud
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
December 04 2013 01:30 GMT
#12
i learn so much from this blog every time
Liquipedia@jkursk
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 04 2013 01:39 GMT
#13
HOLY SHIT SHAUNI, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! GOLD! GOLD!

5/5
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
December 04 2013 02:01 GMT
#14
Have you ever considered acquiring a turtle? I hear those are fun to have.
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-04 02:10:35
December 04 2013 02:05 GMT
#15
Ah the joys of empathy deficiency. It's really quite remarkable how it affects a person, certainly more interesting than that vague "this is what serial killers have" impression people have of it.
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I'm aware there's good odds he's a troll, but he does more than just post blogs. Besides, he's pretty messed up emotionally. Odds aren't exactly small he would, for some reason, decide to become a TL-blogs exhibitionist.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
December 04 2013 02:15 GMT
#16
damn shauni
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
December 04 2013 02:21 GMT
#17
wat
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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MoonfireSpam
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1153 Posts
December 04 2013 02:56 GMT
#18
+1 for evangelion in title and probably blogging how shinji would blog.
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3829 Posts
December 04 2013 03:08 GMT
#19
hi shauni im a boy wat do you think
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
December 04 2013 03:12 GMT
#20
the wise words of demi lovato, let it go

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