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FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-04 10:12:07
December 04 2013 10:08 GMT
#41
she might like you if you are cool

are you kaji or shinji?
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MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
December 04 2013 11:59 GMT
#42
On December 04 2013 10:04 remedium wrote:
Try wearing her skin.

I laughed so hard at this. Given Shauni's other blogs, I wouldn't necessarily doubt it...
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
December 04 2013 13:02 GMT
#43
I didn't think it could be this bad again. You never fail to impress ahaha
On the internet if you disagree with or dislike something you're angry and taking it too seriously. == Join TLMafia !
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
December 04 2013 13:25 GMT
#44
On December 04 2013 22:02 Zealos wrote:
I didn't think it could be this bad again. You never fail to impress ahaha

My facial expressions in order.
, :/, o.o, O.o, O.O, D:, and that was just reading the comments lol.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21247 Posts
December 04 2013 13:36 GMT
#45
Shauni have you considered writing a novel or something? I heard edgy Scandinavian literature is all the rage these days, you should hop on the train. You write well enough :3
TranslatorBaa!
weikor
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria580 Posts
December 04 2013 13:47 GMT
#46
good post. would read again 5/5
Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10125 Posts
December 04 2013 14:43 GMT
#47
Shauni always deliver... not like the racing bs.
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
December 04 2013 15:50 GMT
#48
Still treading that line between obvious troll or actual creep.

Keep up the good work.
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
PUPATREE
Profile Joined August 2009
340 Posts
December 04 2013 15:56 GMT
#49
keep it up shauni! proud that you confessed despite all the anxiety you had. you probably felt good about yourself despite the outcome, and i do too

she seems to have rejected you as strongly as she possibly could. i know you hate this, but she can't and won't pursue anything with you.

i think it's okay for you to dwell on her for some more time and hold onto your feelings. just realize that at some point it will drag you down more than anything else. i have a problem where i'll build people up into an idealized entity and cling to that image, but i end up sorely betrayed and disappointed when the original doesn't compare. it's unhealthy and i've been doing my best to nip those thoughts in the bud as best i can. also i hnng'd pretty hard at your description of her tiny frame and boylike hips, maybe we have similar taste.

it probably doesn't feel this way, but you're the one that controls how much you think about her. it's okay for you to stew for a little bit, especially given how fully infatuated you are, but realize that you're the one chaining yourself to your obsession with her.

everyone here seems to make fun of you and think you're pretending but i believe you. thank you for sharing, do your best, and know that i'm cheering you on!
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
December 04 2013 16:11 GMT
#50
at least when youre in jail you wont have to worry about no one wanting to fuck you
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cLAN.Anax
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States2847 Posts
December 04 2013 16:12 GMT
#51
On December 04 2013 09:36 Shauni wrote:
My adorable coworker girl used a similar proposion on me.


As a complete aside, I think the word you're looking for is "proposition," not "proposion."
┬─┬___(ツ)_/¯ 彡┻━┻ I am the 4%. "I cant believe i saw ANAL backwards before i saw the word LAN." - Capped
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-04 16:33:04
December 04 2013 16:31 GMT
#52
I think what you should do is get one of your fellow male coworkers to help you get her. It has to be someone weaker than you. If possible get some females to do so as well.
See millions of years ago people lived in polygamous tribes where the Chief was the only one who fucked every girl in the tribe. How did he become chief? He killed anyone who wanted to be Chief instead. Now I'm not saying you have to kill your coworkers. You just have to get into a mock fight with him.
John: "Did you use all my staples again Shauni?!"
You: "Are you accusing me of stealing staples? I'm the office patriarch"
John: "Oh no you aren't"
Then get into a pretend fight, pretend to be losing for a while (make it convincing), then pretend to knock him out. At this point you've shown to your female coworker friend that you're strong and she'll be unable to resist her primal instincts. Be sure to also tout the strength of your immune system and your ability to hunt. Your target will see that you will produce offspring with her that will be the fittest.
The next part is where you pay one of your other female coworkers to throw her arms around you and profess that they want to mate with you. This will indicate to your target coworker that you are valuable in the eyes of other females as a mate as well. The more female coworkers that do this, the better.
Remember to feign commitment as well. She'll leave you at the first sign that your progeny will not be cared for with the amount of resources that they need.


+ Show Spoiler +
I feel like you snuck some serious in there Shauni.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
veQ
Profile Joined November 2010
Poland339 Posts
December 04 2013 16:59 GMT
#53
wish that I found these earlier :<, keep them comin plZ
"Victory comes to those who look forward" Proud SPECTER EVO Owner - http://imgur.com/a/Me9LU
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
December 04 2013 17:14 GMT
#54
On December 04 2013 17:44 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2013 13:13 Torenhire wrote:
On December 04 2013 10:39 ninazerg wrote:
HOLY SHIT SHAUNI, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! GOLD! GOLD!

5/5


hey nina, can I smell ur jacket? <3

OH WAIT WHY AM I ASKING, SILLY ME


No. <- LMR

I award you 5 hugs.


Now listen here you landwhale slut

you OWE me as a female member of our race, WAY more hugs than that.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
December 04 2013 17:43 GMT
#55
My girlfriend makes me laugh occasionally. She can be quite funny.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
December 04 2013 18:18 GMT
#56
hahaha so good
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
December 04 2013 21:33 GMT
#57
On December 05 2013 00:56 PUPATREE wrote:
keep it up shauni! proud that you confessed despite all the anxiety you had. you probably felt good about yourself despite the outcome, and i do too

she seems to have rejected you as strongly as she possibly could. i know you hate this, but she can't and won't pursue anything with you.

i think it's okay for you to dwell on her for some more time and hold onto your feelings. just realize that at some point it will drag you down more than anything else. i have a problem where i'll build people up into an idealized entity and cling to that image, but i end up sorely betrayed and disappointed when the original doesn't compare. it's unhealthy and i've been doing my best to nip those thoughts in the bud as best i can. also i hnng'd pretty hard at your description of her tiny frame and boylike hips, maybe we have similar taste.

it probably doesn't feel this way, but you're the one that controls how much you think about her. it's okay for you to stew for a little bit, especially given how fully infatuated you are, but realize that you're the one chaining yourself to your obsession with her.

everyone here seems to make fun of you and think you're pretending but i believe you. thank you for sharing, do your best, and know that i'm cheering you on!

Thank you for the first, maybe second serious reply. I think a lot of people ridicule me because they cannot change perspective or try to see things in another light. I also think some people exaggerate their imagination in order to see the worst case scenario. I must confess that I didn't do it in person, even though I've tried before it doesn't work since she can't take some things I say in person seriously.
Also to the one correcting a word, I had to write it on my phone, so I didn't proofread. You can notice some sentences lack continuation or context too.
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
December 04 2013 22:30 GMT
#58
On December 05 2013 06:33 Shauni wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 05 2013 00:56 PUPATREE wrote:
keep it up shauni! proud that you confessed despite all the anxiety you had. you probably felt good about yourself despite the outcome, and i do too

she seems to have rejected you as strongly as she possibly could. i know you hate this, but she can't and won't pursue anything with you.

i think it's okay for you to dwell on her for some more time and hold onto your feelings. just realize that at some point it will drag you down more than anything else. i have a problem where i'll build people up into an idealized entity and cling to that image, but i end up sorely betrayed and disappointed when the original doesn't compare. it's unhealthy and i've been doing my best to nip those thoughts in the bud as best i can. also i hnng'd pretty hard at your description of her tiny frame and boylike hips, maybe we have similar taste.

it probably doesn't feel this way, but you're the one that controls how much you think about her. it's okay for you to stew for a little bit, especially given how fully infatuated you are, but realize that you're the one chaining yourself to your obsession with her.

everyone here seems to make fun of you and think you're pretending but i believe you. thank you for sharing, do your best, and know that i'm cheering you on!

Thank you for the first, maybe second serious reply. I think a lot of people ridicule me because they cannot change perspective or try to see things in another light. I also think some people exaggerate their imagination in order to see the worst case scenario. I must confess that I didn't do it in person, even though I've tried before it doesn't work since she can't take some things I say in person seriously.
Also to the one correcting a word, I had to write it on my phone, so I didn't proofread. You can notice some sentences lack continuation or context too.


character flaws aside from everyone posting in this thread, so your essentially saying your life would suck without her?


Sc2 Terran Coach, top 16GM NA - interested in coaching? Message me on teamliquid!
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-04 23:13:13
December 04 2013 22:33 GMT
#59
well if it matters to you i actually assume the best case scenario in all your blogs and don't read them as a series of troll posts. it's fun interpreting your blogs as comedy but they also have value when read as an earnest account of your reality. i think anyone could have developed the mindset you have, and it's not a specific failing of yours and you aren't a freak because you have trouble with women. most people have just been luckier - not because they were 'cooler' or 'smarter' or 'more confident', but because maybe they had a friend or two or experiences that showed them how girls worked early on, or maybe they were born with a less analytical nature/more naturally outgoing one, or maybe because they were born ruggedly handsome and with 10 inch cocks, or maybe because they had the super blind luck to have met some compatible girl friends or girlfriends at a younger age and snowballed on their confidence and learning experience and love (maybe even respect) of women. it's just an inconvenient type of luck to lack because, well, our male minds will flip out even at two parenthesis set up to look like breasts
(. )( .)

i think once you get to the first lucky encounter you will know that it's possible and it'll relieve a heavy load (heh) from inside your soul. it sounds like you have a more constructive approach now from before and with the working out, i'm sure you'll do great. even if i had no faith in you as a person, it's just too unlikely given the terrible tastes of women that you won't find one that you like and that likes you back and will let you do dirty things to her or vice versa. as it is you even seem to be not-stupid and are a decent bw player to boot. well, keep us updated and good luck as usual =]
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-04 23:52:03
December 04 2013 23:39 GMT
#60
Terrible tastes? Do you mean I have terrible taste in women or do you mean they have terrible tastes in general?

Also to pupa: I don't think she rejected me very strongly. I assumed she wouldn't reply and instead lash out in person that I should stop messaging her. She saying eww was quite playful considering her personality. She doesn't try to get me to change and she doesn't avoid my company anymore. Like I wrote, she is at peace with my fondness which is fine to me.
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
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