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FFGenerations
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are you kaji or shinji? | ||
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MtlGuitarist97
United States1539 Posts
On December 04 2013 10:04 remedium wrote: Try wearing her skin. I laughed so hard at this. Given Shauni's other blogs, I wouldn't necessarily doubt it... | ||
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Zealos
United Kingdom3576 Posts
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
On December 04 2013 22:02 Zealos wrote: I didn't think it could be this bad again. You never fail to impress ahaha My facial expressions in order.  , :/, o.o, O.o, O.O, D:, and that was just reading the comments lol. | ||
Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?21245 Posts
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weikor
Austria580 Posts
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Topin
Peru10121 Posts
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HardlyNever
United States1258 Posts
Keep up the good work. | ||
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PUPATREE
340 Posts
she seems to have rejected you as strongly as she possibly could. i know you hate this, but she can't and won't pursue anything with you. i think it's okay for you to dwell on her for some more time and hold onto your feelings. just realize that at some point it will drag you down more than anything else. i have a problem where i'll build people up into an idealized entity and cling to that image, but i end up sorely betrayed and disappointed when the original doesn't compare. it's unhealthy and i've been doing my best to nip those thoughts in the bud as best i can. also i hnng'd pretty hard at your description of her tiny frame and boylike hips, maybe we have similar taste. it probably doesn't feel this way, but you're the one that controls how much you think about her. it's okay for you to stew for a little bit, especially given how fully infatuated you are, but realize that you're the one chaining yourself to your obsession with her. everyone here seems to make fun of you and think you're pretending but i believe you. thank you for sharing, do your best, and know that i'm cheering you on! | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32157 Posts
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cLAN.Anax
United States2847 Posts
On December 04 2013 09:36 Shauni wrote: My adorable coworker girl used a similar proposion on me. As a complete aside, I think the word you're looking for is "proposition," not "proposion." | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
See millions of years ago people lived in polygamous tribes where the Chief was the only one who fucked every girl in the tribe. How did he become chief? He killed anyone who wanted to be Chief instead. Now I'm not saying you have to kill your coworkers. You just have to get into a mock fight with him. John: "Did you use all my staples again Shauni?!" You: "Are you accusing me of stealing staples? I'm the office patriarch" John: "Oh no you aren't" Then get into a pretend fight, pretend to be losing for a while (make it convincing), then pretend to knock him out. At this point you've shown to your female coworker friend that you're strong and she'll be unable to resist her primal instincts. Be sure to also tout the strength of your immune system and your ability to hunt. Your target will see that you will produce offspring with her that will be the fittest. The next part is where you pay one of your other female coworkers to throw her arms around you and profess that they want to mate with you. This will indicate to your target coworker that you are valuable in the eyes of other females as a mate as well. The more female coworkers that do this, the better. Remember to feign commitment as well. She'll leave you at the first sign that your progeny will not be cared for with the amount of resources that they need. + Show Spoiler + I feel like you snuck some serious in there Shauni. | ||
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veQ
Poland339 Posts
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
Now listen here you landwhale slut you OWE me as a female member of our race, WAY more hugs than that. | ||
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vOdToasT
Sweden2870 Posts
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
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Shauni
4077 Posts
On December 05 2013 00:56 PUPATREE wrote: keep it up shauni! proud that you confessed despite all the anxiety you had. you probably felt good about yourself despite the outcome, and i do too she seems to have rejected you as strongly as she possibly could. i know you hate this, but she can't and won't pursue anything with you. i think it's okay for you to dwell on her for some more time and hold onto your feelings. just realize that at some point it will drag you down more than anything else. i have a problem where i'll build people up into an idealized entity and cling to that image, but i end up sorely betrayed and disappointed when the original doesn't compare. it's unhealthy and i've been doing my best to nip those thoughts in the bud as best i can. also i hnng'd pretty hard at your description of her tiny frame and boylike hips, maybe we have similar taste. it probably doesn't feel this way, but you're the one that controls how much you think about her. it's okay for you to stew for a little bit, especially given how fully infatuated you are, but realize that you're the one chaining yourself to your obsession with her. everyone here seems to make fun of you and think you're pretending but i believe you. thank you for sharing, do your best, and know that i'm cheering you on! Thank you for the first, maybe second serious reply. I think a lot of people ridicule me because they cannot change perspective or try to see things in another light. I also think some people exaggerate their imagination in order to see the worst case scenario. I must confess that I didn't do it in person, even though I've tried before it doesn't work since she can't take some things I say in person seriously. Also to the one correcting a word, I had to write it on my phone, so I didn't proofread. You can notice some sentences lack continuation or context too. | ||
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EJK
United States1302 Posts
On December 05 2013 06:33 Shauni wrote: Thank you for the first, maybe second serious reply. I think a lot of people ridicule me because they cannot change perspective or try to see things in another light. I also think some people exaggerate their imagination in order to see the worst case scenario. I must confess that I didn't do it in person, even though I've tried before it doesn't work since she can't take some things I say in person seriously. Also to the one correcting a word, I had to write it on my phone, so I didn't proofread. You can notice some sentences lack continuation or context too. character flaws aside from everyone posting in this thread, so your essentially saying your life would suck without her? | ||
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
(. )( .) i think once you get to the first lucky encounter you will know that it's possible and it'll relieve a heavy load (heh) from inside your soul. it sounds like you have a more constructive approach now from before and with the working out, i'm sure you'll do great. even if i had no faith in you as a person, it's just too unlikely given the terrible tastes of women that you won't find one that you like and that likes you back and will let you do dirty things to her or vice versa. as it is you even seem to be not-stupid and are a decent bw player to boot. well, keep us updated and good luck as usual =] | ||
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Shauni
4077 Posts
Also to pupa: I don't think she rejected me very strongly. I assumed she wouldn't reply and instead lash out in person that I should stop messaging her. She saying eww was quite playful considering her personality. She doesn't try to get me to change and she doesn't avoid my company anymore. Like I wrote, she is at peace with my fondness which is fine to me. | ||
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