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FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
December 04 2013 03:29 GMT
#21
im here for the train wreck
ReignSupreme.
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia4123 Posts
December 04 2013 03:31 GMT
#22
On December 04 2013 10:04 remedium wrote:
Try wearing her skin.


Solid advice right here.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
December 04 2013 03:43 GMT
#23
On December 04 2013 12:12 Smurfett3 wrote:
the wise words of demi lovato, let it go



Poet of a generation.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-04 04:13:36
December 04 2013 04:13 GMT
#24
On December 04 2013 10:39 ninazerg wrote:
HOLY SHIT SHAUNI, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! GOLD! GOLD!

5/5


hey nina, can I smell ur jacket? <3

OH WAIT WHY AM I ASKING, SILLY ME
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 04 2013 04:27 GMT
#25
Do you know what would totally charm your female co-worker? Going to her house in the middle of the night and playing her a romantic song on a boombox. This will make any girl instantly fall in love with you. I know the perfect song that will really show her how you feel, and contains a message that is perfect for her:

Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
December 04 2013 04:34 GMT
#26
this thread is so troll
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-04 04:36:08
December 04 2013 04:34 GMT
#27
I feel like the next thing OP will say is that every woman should be in the kitchen making him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich:

[image loading]

but of course he already ate all the bread so she has to go back to the store to get some more
intricate, elaborate, articulate, crystallize, conceptualize, synthesize
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
December 04 2013 04:40 GMT
#28
Can we get a Shauni/NeuroticPsychosis collab?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
December 04 2013 04:54 GMT
#29
On December 04 2013 13:40 Jerubaal wrote:
Can we get a Shauni/NeuroticPsychosis collab?

I'm simultaneously shocked, humbled, anxious, and honored
But seriously the worst possible time to bring up your misogynistic habits is when she is giving you a menacing look and holding a knife
intricate, elaborate, articulate, crystallize, conceptualize, synthesize
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-04 05:36:17
December 04 2013 05:34 GMT
#30
On December 04 2013 13:40 Jerubaal wrote:
Can we get a Shauni/NeuroticPsychosis collab?

Oddly enough, the guy named NeuroticPsychosis is probably too normal for that. Height thing or not, Shauni and his Shauniness is on a whole other level of weird.

Also I'd just like to congratulate everyone here for being fucking hilarious. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
December 04 2013 05:53 GMT
#31
You've taught me so much about life in these few sentences.
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
Fission
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada1184 Posts
December 04 2013 06:45 GMT
#32
Don't call women "females" you creep.
v0rtex
Profile Joined November 2011
123 Posts
December 04 2013 06:58 GMT
#33
What is this I don't even... I think you might need some help bud...
JD, Snute, TLO, Soulkey, $o$, HerO, Suppy, Hendralisk, MKP, Maru
Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
December 04 2013 07:13 GMT
#34
I wish I could write as well as you. 5/5.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
December 04 2013 07:27 GMT
#35
masturbate to pictures of her and leave them on her desk as gives
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
December 04 2013 07:30 GMT
#36
On December 04 2013 10:16 CecilSunkure wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2013 10:04 remedium wrote:
Try wearing her skin.

Holy shit stop don't give this crazy man ideas.


Don't worry. Based on his description of her, it wouldn't fit.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
December 04 2013 07:54 GMT
#37
Pay me with hugs.
strava.com/athletes/zhaodynasty
Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
December 04 2013 08:06 GMT
#38
omg basedShauni
''Three bottles of Monster in a day; I'm pumped as fuck." -Stephano
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 04 2013 08:44 GMT
#39
On December 04 2013 13:13 Torenhire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2013 10:39 ninazerg wrote:
HOLY SHIT SHAUNI, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! GOLD! GOLD!

5/5


hey nina, can I smell ur jacket? <3

OH WAIT WHY AM I ASKING, SILLY ME


No. <- LMR

I award you 5 hugs.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
December 04 2013 09:50 GMT
#40
yet another 5/5 shauni blog
:)
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