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TehPengiun
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
15 Posts
October 28 2013 07:26 GMT
#1


Hello, Ladies and Gents of TL! First time blogging here, and i've always been a fan of girl and boy blogs. I recently started college at the sister school of West Coast U. Which is located somewhere in Mongolia. Go figure! I recently just started attending and this is my first quarter at a real university. Last week was jam packed! I could fill you guys in on all the details, but i really love girl blogs so lets just stick to those! After all thats why anyone visits the blog section of Tl. You know what

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Alright so lets start off with the first girl i met. My best friend has been waiting to take me to parties for like a year or so. I'm kind of a legend so he wanted to see what would happen. little did any of us know... We get to the party, after pregraming in the car beforehand. We get there, and im a little out of my comfort zone. So i just walk around and talk to chicks. In retrospect i was a little bit of a jerk, as i tried to take this drink from this one girls hand while convincing her i was sober. She said no, go figure >.> Anyway lets call this girl David, (its my blog i can do what i want!) So after getting a beer, i head down to the dance floor and meet up with some friends. We ended up coming with a group of girls and i thought one of them was attractive so i was gonna try my hand. Turns out she smokes which is a turn off and she had a guy who was there with her. Lame T.T
Anyway so I start dancing, and having never grinded in my life, just kind of went with the flow of things. Pretty soon this one white girl is grinding on me. and my hands are in the air. My best friend comes up to and is grinning from ear to ear. At this moment it looks like im on a roller coaster, hands in the air and all that.

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He takes my hands and places one of them on her boob and the other on her stomache. We grinded for a minute or so. Then she ended up leaving me. So i'm all alone and guess who finds me. its none other than David. She gets up to me, and were going hot from the get go. Stuff is going down and my hands are pretty much every were on her body. We grind for like 20 minutes. and start making out and stuff. the DJ gives me a thumbs up and tells me to leave, cause were kind of on his table. Lolololol, so we take it outside cause its hot as fuck on the dance floor, and start kissing outside. This goes on for like 45 more minutes before we stop. Her friend left or something, so i tell her that i can walk her back to her place. ON the way back she finds out i've never smoked before, and her best friend texts her from like another state. Finds out she is with a complete stranger. I tell her best friend all of my good qualities, and the girl im with assures her friend im not serial killer.
How the fuck she knows, iono. So we get to her place, grab the pipe and some weed. And head over to the park, its like 2am atm. And everytime were about to start smoking, random ass bikers go through the park. Like seriously, its 2am and there is like 8 bikers. Finally they all pass, and i try my first puff. I'm thinking to myself, god dam this is gross, i'd rather get some chocolate milk than smoke weed. I take like 3 more fake puffs, and tell her im done smoking for the night. So were sitting on the park bench. and we start making out again. her hands are in my pants, and she pushes me down and starts blowing me. we finish, and i walk David home again, and give her a hug and leave. I make my way back to the party, and kind of get lost on the way back. When i arrive, theres 3 police cars and an ambulance. Apparrently some girl punched this dude, and the dude punched her back, and the girls bf took a beer bottle to the dudes head. Fucked up shit! Glad i wasn't there. So i'm looking for my friends
and i see both of them at this house like 3 houses down. They are with the dude who is bleeding, they bandage him up, look up on their phones the symptons of a concussion and make sure the guy isn't concussed. We make sure he's ok, and leave him. get in the car and head home for the night after going to mcDonalds. McChickens are gods greatest gift to the dollar menu.

Now btw, i got her number, and then never texted her back. 4 days pass, and i get a text from her. WE talk for a bit, and i end up going back over to her place. Turns out, she wasn't that attractive T.T my friends still reference her looks whenever we talk about that party. like she wasn't that bad looking, but her nose was a little raised and it made her seem a bit "piggish".

Anyway thats all for this blog. I need to sleep, I'll have one more coming tuesday night maybe. iono

peace out TL

-TehPenguin

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" ALL GLORY TO THE CHICK YOU MET LAST NIGHT" -Chairman Ray
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
October 28 2013 07:40 GMT
#2
all this took place in mongolia?
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
October 28 2013 07:41 GMT
#3
On October 28 2013 16:40 B.I.G. wrote:
all this took place in mongolia?

I think he meant the other school is in Mongolia.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
October 28 2013 07:41 GMT
#4
do you know zaMNal?
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
October 28 2013 08:08 GMT
#5
Chocolate milk > weed.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34495 Posts
October 28 2013 08:38 GMT
#6
On October 28 2013 16:41 Chairman Ray wrote:
do you know zaMNal?

My first thought too.
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sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
October 28 2013 08:51 GMT
#7
On October 28 2013 17:08 Jerubaal wrote:
Chocolate milk > weed.


Chocolate milk+weed
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
October 28 2013 08:59 GMT
#8
i feel violated
Cool BW Music Vid - youtube.com/watch?v=W54nlqJ-Nx8 ~~~~~ ᕤ OYSTERS ᕤ CLAMS ᕤ AND ᕤ CUCKOLDS ᕤ ~~~~~~ ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ PUNCH HIM ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ
sSoda
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States95 Posts
October 28 2013 09:06 GMT
#9
This blog is gross and whoever wrote this sounds like a douche
vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
October 28 2013 11:25 GMT
#10
a moderate success story
Wannabe zerg player
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
October 28 2013 17:44 GMT
#11
I expect more from mongolia girl blogs. 2/5
11 years and counting- TL #680
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
October 28 2013 17:59 GMT
#12
there are also other traits taht come to my mind when I think of a "pig" or the word "piggish", but I won't mention them here. GJ OP
Sc2 Terran Coach, top 16GM NA - interested in coaching? Message me on teamliquid!
AssuredVacancy
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1167 Posts
October 28 2013 19:49 GMT
#13
Did no one notice the OP put up an AMINE group when he really meant to put up an IMINE group??
We spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
October 28 2013 20:22 GMT
#14
you should try actually smoking weed
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
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