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Some people who don't know me very well might think I'm like this guy
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When in reality nothing could be further from the truth.
If I had a girlfriend...
I would drive my dad's old Chevy convertible and she would touch the stick every once in a while to shift from park to drive and vice versa
I would make her hide inside my birthday cake and tell her not to get out of there until all my friends were ready
I would take her on the most romantic camping trip, where one of us would probably contract diarrhea and the other one would get shingles (just kidding she would get them both)
I would never put down the toilet seat because she's the woman and its her responsibility to put the toilet seat up after she's done
I would tell her to wear a head scarf on Halloween because dressing up as a radical is fun
I would have her shave my beard once every month because I can't be bothered to touch my own facial hair
I would unhook her bra with one hand and play Starcraft with the other
I would make her hold her own door and make her pay the bill because feminists want equality
I would tell her she looks ugly without makeup and that dress does make her look fat because that's what she wants to hear deep down even though she might get upset or even mad at first
THATs right im this guy
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MuahaAhahAHAHAHA
disclaimer: no i am not in high school
 
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There appears to be a reason why there's still that "if".
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I was gonna say
"If I had a girlfriend" This blog wouldn't exist.
But nope Jrkirby hit the nail on the head.
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On October 04 2013 13:24 jrkirby wrote:
There appears to be a reason why there's still that "if".
You guys make it seem like having a girlfriend makes you successful, lol.
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On October 04 2013 13:57 FiWiFaKi wrote:Show nested quote +On October 04 2013 13:24 jrkirby wrote:
There appears to be a reason why there's still that "if". You guys make it seem like having a girlfriend makes you successful, lol.
Not really. But OP seems to have some shit about his personality he needs to fix before he should be trying to get a girlfriend.
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This is a fucking hilarious blog. OP gonna be a lonely fucker, enjoy your fantasy of being a badass.
also
I would unhook her bra with one hand and play Starcraft with the other
So actually looks like you are that guy.
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On October 04 2013 13:10 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
disclaimer: no i am not in high school
Well dang you knocked my only read I had on you
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Plot Twist: He's in middle school.
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On October 04 2013 14:45 beesinyoface wrote:
*tips fedora*
HAHA brilliant 500th post
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On October 04 2013 14:45 Jerubaal wrote:
Plot Twist: He's in middle school.
Plot Twist: not all blog posts are meant to be serious, or true.
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Is that Robin Thicke? I don't get it...
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On October 04 2013 13:10 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
I would drive my dad's old Chevy convertible and she would touch the stick every once in a while
That's what she said.
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Plot twist. Op's a woman !
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I think you should look for a boyfriend instead tbh.
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On October 04 2013 21:41 FFW_Rude wrote:
Plot twist. Op's a woman !
whoa calm down there
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you should check out the pua community
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are you trying to be a badass or a douche? i'm a bit confused by the feelings behind this blog
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On October 04 2013 14:19 CecilSunkure wrote:Show nested quote +On October 04 2013 13:10 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
disclaimer: no i am not in high school Well dang you knocked my only read I had on you
He probably just dropped out
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