On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote: if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick
lol the amount of sarcasm in that post is over 9000.
On June 09 2013 03:12 Bibbit wrote: I'm no feminist but this feels kinda sexist in a way. Its basically a race to see who keeps her, like she's property or something. I just thought women had free will, is all.
Ya that is why I will probably say no. I have more respect for her than that
Screw that, man. This guy sounds like a really cranky square. You 'outta put him in his place.
No, don't do the race. This is the worst kind of adolescent bullshit, and will cause you nothing but grief. Hell, if she's willing to go along with it, forget about her too because apparently she doesn't know what she wants or that her opinion is what's important, not some race.
On June 09 2013 04:17 felisconcolori wrote: If you're as young as I think you are from reading this, I hate you simply for having that car at that age.
If you're not as young as I think you are... stop trying to date high school kids.
No, don't do the race. This is the worst kind of adolescent bullshit, and will cause you nothing but grief. Hell, if she's willing to go along with it, forget about her too because apparently she doesn't know what she wants or that her opinion is what's important, not some race.
I don't think you should race over a girl, due to how utterly pathetic that is (and I hope this isn't a completely serious story).
Regardless, are you sure it's a Cobalt and not a Cobalt SS, perhaps de-badged? If the latter, he can keep up with you if he has skill. IIRC the Cobalt SS performed 8:22 on Nurburgring.
On June 09 2013 04:53 MindBreaker wrote: Lol that overdrift video.... I dont even..... also you dont drift in an evo. its awd.. for the snow... but that is quite amazing
You should replace the gas in your engine with a mixture of 80% gas, and 20% vegetable oil. It's not the best for your engine, but it really gives your speed a burst.
Do it, its a win-win. The girl is just the trophy really.
I also think u pansies should go old school though. Race to the edge of a cliff. The person to jump out the car closest to the edge gets the girl. It will feel less stupid and is more of a display of true love.
On June 09 2013 04:01 Mr.Bimbles wrote: Do this bro, go behind his back and tell her about the race, and say you're not going to do it. Because she isn't a prize to be won, she's a human being and that she deserves better then him, that sort of sensitive crap will lube her up for you to easily insert your male dominance within her soft gelled insides.
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote: if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick
On June 09 2013 04:01 Mr.Bimbles wrote: Do this bro, go behind his back and tell her about the race, and say you're not going to do it. Because she isn't a prize to be won, she's a human being and that she deserves better then him, that sort of sensitive crap will lube her up for you to easily insert your male dominance within her soft gelled insides.
GO 4 IT BRAH!
You were doing so well!
:/
Don't you know the only reason to be nice is to get fly honies?
EPT
fun blog, I hope the OP will keep us updated.
