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MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 19:11 GMT
#21
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick

lol the amount of sarcasm in that post is over 9000.
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
June 08 2013 19:11 GMT
#22
???
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
June 08 2013 19:13 GMT
#23
Bro don't listen to these idiots, trust me... I know this stuff... Follow my instructions and her vertical lips will follow you!

trast mey...
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 08 2013 19:15 GMT
#24
On June 09 2013 03:17 MindBreaker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 03:12 Bibbit wrote:
I'm no feminist but this feels kinda sexist in a way. Its basically a race to see who keeps her, like she's property or something. I just thought women had free will, is all.


Ya that is why I will probably say no. I have more respect for her than that

Screw that, man. This guy sounds like a really cranky square. You 'outta put him in his place.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
June 08 2013 19:17 GMT
#25
If you're as young as I think you are from reading this, I hate you simply for having that car at that age.

If you're not as young as I think you are... stop trying to date high school kids.

+ Show Spoiler +
No, don't do the race. This is the worst kind of adolescent bullshit, and will cause you nothing but grief. Hell, if she's willing to go along with it, forget about her too because apparently she doesn't know what she wants or that her opinion is what's important, not some race.
Yes, I email sponsors... to thank them. Don't post drunk, kids. My king, what has become of you?
Zuxo
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden395 Posts
June 08 2013 19:18 GMT
#26
Do what kollin says.

Trust me I am a doctor.
I'm a mother******* lyrical wordsmith, mother******* genius
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 19:27 GMT
#27
On June 09 2013 04:17 felisconcolori wrote:
If you're as young as I think you are from reading this, I hate you simply for having that car at that age.

If you're not as young as I think you are... stop trying to date high school kids.

+ Show Spoiler +
No, don't do the race. This is the worst kind of adolescent bullshit, and will cause you nothing but grief. Hell, if she's willing to go along with it, forget about her too because apparently she doesn't know what she wants or that her opinion is what's important, not some race.

im 22
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24756 Posts
June 08 2013 19:32 GMT
#28
I don't think you should race over a girl, due to how utterly pathetic that is (and I hope this isn't a completely serious story).

Regardless, are you sure it's a Cobalt and not a Cobalt SS, perhaps de-badged? If the latter, he can keep up with you if he has skill. IIRC the Cobalt SS performed 8:22 on Nurburgring.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 19:36 GMT
#29
Its a regular cobalt ya if i race him it wont be for the girl. that is pathetic

Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9639 Posts
June 08 2013 19:36 GMT
#30
I don't see how doing this could go poorly. I'm not sure why it's even a debate.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 08 2013 19:39 GMT
#31


n0ave
Profile Joined January 2011
180 Posts
June 08 2013 19:48 GMT
#32
On June 09 2013 03:01 iSometric wrote:
Fast and Furious 8.


fun blog, I hope the OP will keep us updated.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 08 2013 19:48 GMT
#33
On June 09 2013 04:36 Gene wrote:
I don't see how doing this could go poorly. I'm not sure why it's even a debate.

the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 19:53 GMT
#34
Lol that overdrift video.... I dont even..... also you dont drift in an evo. its awd.. for the snow... but that is quite amazing
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
June 08 2013 19:54 GMT
#35
Why would you ever turn down this offer?
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 08 2013 19:55 GMT
#36
On June 09 2013 04:53 MindBreaker wrote:
Lol that overdrift video.... I dont even..... also you dont drift in an evo. its awd.. for the snow... but that is quite amazing






9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 20:16:25
June 08 2013 20:14 GMT
#37
You should replace the gas in your engine with a mixture of 80% gas, and 20% vegetable oil. It's not the best for your engine, but it really gives your speed a burst.
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
June 08 2013 20:17 GMT
#38
Do it, its a win-win. The girl is just the trophy really.

I also think u pansies should go old school though. Race to the edge of a cliff. The person to jump out the car closest to the edge gets the girl. It will feel less stupid and is more of a display of true love.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
June 08 2013 20:49 GMT
#39
On June 09 2013 04:01 Mr.Bimbles wrote:
Do this bro, go behind his back and tell her about the race, and say you're not going to do it. Because she isn't a prize to be won, she's a human being and that she deserves better then him, that sort of sensitive crap will lube her up for you to easily insert your male dominance within her soft gelled insides.


GO 4 IT BRAH!

You were doing so well!

:/
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
June 08 2013 21:10 GMT
#40
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


Don't forget flame stickers on the side.

On June 09 2013 05:49 Kerotan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 04:01 Mr.Bimbles wrote:
Do this bro, go behind his back and tell her about the race, and say you're not going to do it. Because she isn't a prize to be won, she's a human being and that she deserves better then him, that sort of sensitive crap will lube her up for you to easily insert your male dominance within her soft gelled insides.


GO 4 IT BRAH!

You were doing so well!

:/


Don't you know the only reason to be nice is to get fly honies?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
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