• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 21:40
CET 03:40
KST 11:40
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Rongyi Cup S3 - RO16 Preview3herO wins SC2 All-Star Invitational12SC2 All-Star Invitational: Tournament Preview5RSL Revival - 2025 Season Finals Preview8RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0
Community News
Weekly Cups (Jan 12-18): herO, MaxPax, Solar win0BSL Season 2025 - Full Overview and Conclusion8Weekly Cups (Jan 5-11): Clem wins big offline, Trigger upsets4$21,000 Rongyi Cup Season 3 announced (Jan 22-Feb 7)22Weekly Cups (Dec 29-Jan 4): Protoss rolls, 2v2 returns7
StarCraft 2
General
PhD study /w SC2 - help with a survey! herO wins SC2 All-Star Invitational Oliveira Would Have Returned If EWC Continued StarCraft 2 not at the Esports World Cup 2026 [Short Story] The Last GSL
Tourneys
$21,000 Rongyi Cup Season 3 announced (Jan 22-Feb 7) OSC Season 13 World Championship $70 Prize Pool Ladder Legends Academy Weekly Open! SC2 All-Star Invitational: Jan 17-18 Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
Simple Questions Simple Answers
Custom Maps
[A] Starcraft Sound Mod
External Content
Mutation # 509 Doomsday Report Mutation # 508 Violent Night Mutation # 507 Well Trained Mutation # 506 Warp Zone
Brood War
General
Fantasy's Q&A video [ASL21] Potential Map Candidates BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion Gypsy to Korea
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues Azhi's Colosseum - Season 2 Small VOD Thread 2.0 [BSL21] Non-Korean Championship - Starts Jan 10
Strategy
Current Meta Simple Questions, Simple Answers Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2 Game Theory for Starcraft
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Battle Aces/David Kim RTS Megathread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Beyond All Reason Awesome Games Done Quick 2026!
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread NASA and the Private Sector
Fan Clubs
The herO Fan Club! The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
How Esports Advertising Shap…
TrAiDoS
My 2025 Magic: The Gathering…
DARKING
Life Update and thoughts.
FuDDx
How do archons sleep?
8882
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1423 users

Racing for a girl - Page 3

Blogs > MindBreaker
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 13 14 15 Next All
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 21:14:29
June 08 2013 21:14 GMT
#41
I didnt know if those overdrive videos were troll or actual 90's bullshit until lthe fake beard and the guy turning into a fish

EDIT: This blog is clear troll in my book, cya
Useless wet fish.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
June 08 2013 21:18 GMT
#42
On June 09 2013 06:10 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


Don't forget flame stickers on the side.

And speed holes. Speed holes are a must have.
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
June 08 2013 21:23 GMT
#43
Go for it!

Liquipedia@jkursk
wongfeihung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
June 08 2013 21:24 GMT
#44
Here's everything you need to know about your upcoming race. :D

[image loading]
nunez
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Norway4003 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 21:30:41
June 08 2013 21:30 GMT
#45
i will need pictures of girl to decide.

edit; and pictures of you, and her bf.
conspired against by a confederacy of dunces.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 08 2013 21:54 GMT
#46
I don't know about this girl in particular, but I know a lot of women say they can't fall in love unless their man can take it to fifth gear.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
June 08 2013 21:57 GMT
#47
Make sure to oil your crankshaft before you show it to her.
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
June 08 2013 22:13 GMT
#48
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


LOL. <3.

Do it. He fucking made the offer.

Do it, lol! And then write another blog about it. This is going to be so hilarious. Stealing candy from a baby.
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
diverzee
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden992 Posts
June 08 2013 22:22 GMT
#49
I think perhaps I don't understand this, or the irony or humour is lost on my stupid self (it would not be the first time,) so please forgive me if I sound boring. This is not sexist like someone suggested, but it is incredibly unfair to both of you racers. Instead of pitting the two of you against each other, and having you fight over her, the only fair and reasonable thing for her to do is decide whom she actually wants and be honest with you. Letting you two go along with this makes her deserve neither of you.

Racing is perhaps fun though. You two should not be robbed of a bit of that if you want, but do it for a reason that is better
Parting
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
June 08 2013 22:27 GMT
#50
ahhhhhhhahhahhaahhhhhha

amazing.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
June 08 2013 22:30 GMT
#51
If you wanna race, then race. But I don't see why you have to involve the girl in it.
"See you space cowboy"
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 08 2013 22:48 GMT
#52
posting as a bookmark to read later.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Fishgle
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States2174 Posts
June 08 2013 22:55 GMT
#53
The correct thing to do here is win the race, but don't date the chick. Then, after a tragic scene where GIRL laments the loss of both her paramours, begin to develop a gay romantic subplot. After a short first date in which you race again, but both cutely drive slowly in order to let each other win, ask DUDE to marry you. When he responds, "I'm sorry, I want to take things a bit slower" - you respond: "But we can't go slow. This is.... the Fast and the Furious 69!".

Queue title sequence.
aka ChillyGonzalo / GnozL
ReignSupreme.
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia4123 Posts
June 08 2013 23:07 GMT
#54
If this is legitimate then beat him, and let the girl make her own decision.

Also make sure you never look back at explosions.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
June 08 2013 23:15 GMT
#55
ROFL
Fast and Furious TL style!
Do it and record it for internets :3

But yeah rofl u would own him so hard >.<
ModeratorTeam Liquid Football Thread Guru! - Chelsea FC ♥
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 23:17:46
June 08 2013 23:17 GMT
#56
If the girl is okay with it - she's not worth it
And you already know the EVO will own hard but for safety concerns, I wouldn't go through with it
Use it or lose it
mordk
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile8385 Posts
June 08 2013 23:18 GMT
#57
On June 09 2013 04:27 MindBreaker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 04:17 felisconcolori wrote:
If you're as young as I think you are from reading this, I hate you simply for having that car at that age.

If you're not as young as I think you are... stop trying to date high school kids.

+ Show Spoiler +
No, don't do the race. This is the worst kind of adolescent bullshit, and will cause you nothing but grief. Hell, if she's willing to go along with it, forget about her too because apparently she doesn't know what she wants or that her opinion is what's important, not some race.

im 22

Old enough to skip this kind of bullshit
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
June 08 2013 23:33 GMT
#58
she has a boyfriend stop trying to steal her
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
GTPGlitch
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
5061 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 23:38:24
June 08 2013 23:36 GMT
#59
K so basically you're basing everything around him being an idiot?

Like

If he wasn't a numbskull and actually knew anything about motor vehicles

And he still challenged you

Would you not assume that at least part of the car isn't stock?

PS: Should've gotten a WRX

PPS: I'm a siege tank, I know what I'm doing
Jo Byung Se #1 fan | CJ_Rush(reborn) fan | Liquid'Jinro(ret) fan | Liquid'Taeja fan | oGsTheSuperNada fan | Iris[gm](ret) fan |
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
June 08 2013 23:50 GMT
#60
wrx's are so much uglier than evo's

anyways have some music to play while driving


Prev 1 2 3 4 5 13 14 15 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Replay Cast
00:00
Rongyi Cup S3 - Group B
CranKy Ducklings279
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
UpATreeSC 102
StarCraft: Brood War
Rain 5281
Shuttle 434
NaDa 82
Noble 23
Dota 2
monkeys_forever312
League of Legends
JimRising 680
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox1165
Mew2King62
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor133
Other Games
gofns19674
tarik_tv13656
summit1g7370
ViBE137
ToD135
KnowMe26
minikerr20
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick1389
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 105
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Scarra2447
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
6h 20m
RongYI Cup
8h 20m
Maru vs Cyan
Solar vs Krystianer
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
9h 20m
BSL 21
12h 20m
Replay Cast
21h 20m
Wardi Open
1d 11h
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 14h
OSC
1d 21h
Replay Cast
2 days
WardiTV Invitational
2 days
[ Show More ]
Replay Cast
3 days
WardiTV Invitational
3 days
The PondCast
4 days
Korean StarCraft League
6 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Escore Tournament S1: W5
OSC Championship Season 13
Tektek Cup #1

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
CSL 2025 WINTER (S19)
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
Acropolis #4 - TS4
Rongyi Cup S3
Underdog Cup #3
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S1: W6
Escore Tournament S1: W7
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Nations Cup 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League Season 23
ESL Pro League Season 23
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.