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Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 21:14:29
June 08 2013 21:14 GMT
#41
I didnt know if those overdrive videos were troll or actual 90's bullshit until lthe fake beard and the guy turning into a fish

EDIT: This blog is clear troll in my book, cya
Useless wet fish.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9639 Posts
June 08 2013 21:18 GMT
#42
On June 09 2013 06:10 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


Don't forget flame stickers on the side.

And speed holes. Speed holes are a must have.
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
June 08 2013 21:23 GMT
#43
Go for it!

Liquipedia@jkursk
wongfeihung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
June 08 2013 21:24 GMT
#44
Here's everything you need to know about your upcoming race. :D

[image loading]
nunez
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Norway4003 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 21:30:41
June 08 2013 21:30 GMT
#45
i will need pictures of girl to decide.

edit; and pictures of you, and her bf.
conspired against by a confederacy of dunces.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 08 2013 21:54 GMT
#46
I don't know about this girl in particular, but I know a lot of women say they can't fall in love unless their man can take it to fifth gear.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
June 08 2013 21:57 GMT
#47
Make sure to oil your crankshaft before you show it to her.
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
June 08 2013 22:13 GMT
#48
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


LOL. <3.

Do it. He fucking made the offer.

Do it, lol! And then write another blog about it. This is going to be so hilarious. Stealing candy from a baby.
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
diverzee
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden992 Posts
June 08 2013 22:22 GMT
#49
I think perhaps I don't understand this, or the irony or humour is lost on my stupid self (it would not be the first time,) so please forgive me if I sound boring. This is not sexist like someone suggested, but it is incredibly unfair to both of you racers. Instead of pitting the two of you against each other, and having you fight over her, the only fair and reasonable thing for her to do is decide whom she actually wants and be honest with you. Letting you two go along with this makes her deserve neither of you.

Racing is perhaps fun though. You two should not be robbed of a bit of that if you want, but do it for a reason that is better
Parting
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
June 08 2013 22:27 GMT
#50
ahhhhhhhahhahhaahhhhhha

amazing.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
June 08 2013 22:30 GMT
#51
If you wanna race, then race. But I don't see why you have to involve the girl in it.
"See you space cowboy"
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 08 2013 22:48 GMT
#52
posting as a bookmark to read later.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Fishgle
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States2174 Posts
June 08 2013 22:55 GMT
#53
The correct thing to do here is win the race, but don't date the chick. Then, after a tragic scene where GIRL laments the loss of both her paramours, begin to develop a gay romantic subplot. After a short first date in which you race again, but both cutely drive slowly in order to let each other win, ask DUDE to marry you. When he responds, "I'm sorry, I want to take things a bit slower" - you respond: "But we can't go slow. This is.... the Fast and the Furious 69!".

Queue title sequence.
aka ChillyGonzalo / GnozL
ReignSupreme.
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia4123 Posts
June 08 2013 23:07 GMT
#54
If this is legitimate then beat him, and let the girl make her own decision.

Also make sure you never look back at explosions.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
June 08 2013 23:15 GMT
#55
ROFL
Fast and Furious TL style!
Do it and record it for internets :3

But yeah rofl u would own him so hard >.<
ModeratorTeam Liquid Football Thread Guru! - Chelsea FC ♥
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 23:17:46
June 08 2013 23:17 GMT
#56
If the girl is okay with it - she's not worth it
And you already know the EVO will own hard but for safety concerns, I wouldn't go through with it
Use it or lose it
mordk
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile8385 Posts
June 08 2013 23:18 GMT
#57
On June 09 2013 04:27 MindBreaker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 04:17 felisconcolori wrote:
If you're as young as I think you are from reading this, I hate you simply for having that car at that age.

If you're not as young as I think you are... stop trying to date high school kids.

+ Show Spoiler +
No, don't do the race. This is the worst kind of adolescent bullshit, and will cause you nothing but grief. Hell, if she's willing to go along with it, forget about her too because apparently she doesn't know what she wants or that her opinion is what's important, not some race.

im 22

Old enough to skip this kind of bullshit
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
June 08 2013 23:33 GMT
#58
she has a boyfriend stop trying to steal her
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
GTPGlitch
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
5061 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 23:38:24
June 08 2013 23:36 GMT
#59
K so basically you're basing everything around him being an idiot?

Like

If he wasn't a numbskull and actually knew anything about motor vehicles

And he still challenged you

Would you not assume that at least part of the car isn't stock?

PS: Should've gotten a WRX

PPS: I'm a siege tank, I know what I'm doing
Jo Byung Se #1 fan | CJ_Rush(reborn) fan | Liquid'Jinro(ret) fan | Liquid'Taeja fan | oGsTheSuperNada fan | Iris[gm](ret) fan |
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
June 08 2013 23:50 GMT
#60
wrx's are so much uglier than evo's

anyways have some music to play while driving


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