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BisuEver
Profile Joined May 2010
United States247 Posts
June 09 2013 04:15 GMT
#81
Couldn't we just have a fight to the death or something? I think everyone would win.

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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
June 09 2013 05:24 GMT
#82
I read the OP and lost ALL of my IQ's.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
June 09 2013 06:24 GMT
#83
This girl has to be won in a race as opposed to simply make her own decision, eh? I say take a walk, go for a woman with a little higher self esteem.

Also, my pickup would mow down both of your asses. And I don't mean racing, I mean I will find the both of you, perhaps carelessly walking from a friend's driveway, mow you both down, then I will find that girl, buy her a snapple, and leave.
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
June 09 2013 06:32 GMT
#84
If you do end up racing, don't forget to record it!

If the race was in any way her idea or she approves of it, then yeah, don't do it. That guy sounds sort of annoying so you could just race him anyway
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Doomblaze
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1292 Posts
June 09 2013 07:52 GMT
#85
On June 09 2013 03:29 MindBreaker wrote:
ya i wanna race him but not for the girl. mostly cause he is a dick. and I want to see the look on his face when his cobalt he is so proud of gets shit on. he talks alot of shit.


Race him, win, and leave without looking back. Taking his girl is dumb, it should be her choice who she wants to be with (and if its you then she should say it).
In Mushi we trust
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
June 09 2013 12:13 GMT
#86
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


Kollin <3
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NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 12:43:23
June 09 2013 12:40 GMT
#87
So the girl has a boyfriend and by "She likes me too" I'm assuming that means she likes you MORE than her BF but for some dumb reason she can't just break up with him and go to you?
"Start yo" -FlaSh
BlitzerSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy8800 Posts
June 09 2013 12:59 GMT
#88
I think I have to read the blog section a little bit more often, this stuff is hilarious.

Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 15:22:23
June 09 2013 15:21 GMT
#89
be a man, and do the race

edit: I'd feel terrible if you went through with the race and got hurt somehow, so, don't do the race
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
June 09 2013 15:35 GMT
#90
lol just beat him in the race and then as others have said, let her decide what she wants to do. If this guy is actually such a dick it shouldn't be a hard decision.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24670 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 16:24:22
June 09 2013 15:36 GMT
#91
Can you describe the race?

Perhaps re-enact it using an initial-d style video...?

edit: oh you aren't the op haha
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
June 09 2013 16:31 GMT
#92
Haha, ya his non-use of "I" tricked me for a second also.

@ OP: Make sure you double-clutch and not granny shift like you should.
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wongfeihung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
June 09 2013 17:06 GMT
#93
On June 09 2013 09:06 GTPGlitch wrote:
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On June 09 2013 08:50 Ettick wrote:
wrx's are so much uglier than evo's


sir

sir

That is so incorrect

You might want to see an eye doctor m8

EDIT: Also spaceboy>all those songs

Yo, Forever Young from the Fourth Stage is da bes dawg. Need that epic comeback music.

QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
June 09 2013 22:29 GMT
#94
Don't race over a girl man. That shit is stupid and dangerous. I lost my dad to a racing accident that was due to a grudge over my mother. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.
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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-10 01:38:13
June 10 2013 01:37 GMT
#95
On June 10 2013 07:29 QuanticHawk wrote:
Don't race over a girl man. That shit is stupid and dangerous. I lost my dad to a racing accident that was due to a grudge over my mother. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.

Well this thread took a darker turn.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24670 Posts
June 10 2013 01:38 GMT
#96
There's pretty much no chance that the story was anecdotal.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
TheMango
Profile Joined April 2007
United States1967 Posts
June 10 2013 01:51 GMT
#97
On June 10 2013 07:29 QuanticHawk wrote:
Don't race over a girl man. That shit is stupid and dangerous. I lost my dad to a racing accident that was due to a grudge over my mother. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.


That's rough man. All I can tell you is to live your life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. For those ten seconds or less, you're free.
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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-10 02:07:56
June 10 2013 02:07 GMT
#98
Kenny Linder is from Fast and Furious. Thanks google.

http://www.anyclip.com/movies/the-fast-and-the-furious/doms-story-1/#!quotes/
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
futility
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Japan134 Posts
June 10 2013 02:19 GMT
#99
On June 10 2013 07:29 QuanticHawk wrote:
Don't race over a girl man. That shit is stupid and dangerous. I lost my dad to a racing accident that was due to a grudge over my mother. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.



This is the best post I've eve read on TL. Thank you.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34490 Posts
June 10 2013 02:22 GMT
#100
Yo, when someone makes that sort of amazing post, just let it ride instead of telling everyone where it's from, it stays funny that way. Why spoil it?
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