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MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-20 01:42:25
June 08 2013 17:46 GMT
#1
Ok so there is a girl i like. She likes me too but she has a boyfriend. The boyfriend came up to me the other day and challenged me to a race. Here is the kicker. Loser leaves the girl alone. Now for the funny part. The boyfriend has a cobalt. I have a 2003 Mitsubishi EVO 8 MR edition. I don't think he knows what that is. I really like this girl but it wouldn't even be fair if i didnt go into boost let alone with 20PSI. Do i go through with the race? The girl is hesitant but seems ok with it.

EDIT: baisically he has like 150 hp and i have around 350

UPDATE The race has been decided for the 23rd. I told the girl i wont race for her because she is not something to be won. The boyfriend called me a pussy (lol) so i cant wait to kick his ass. Will record it with a GoPro!.
UPDATE: So the plot thickens another friend of her's likes her and while i have stated I am not racing for the girl he wants in.... So he is racing with his turbo'd celica.
Poll: Who Will WIN~

Stock Cobalt (41)
 
72%

Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 8 (16)
 
28%

57 total votes

Your vote: Who Will WIN~

(Vote): Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 8
(Vote): Stock Cobalt




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Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
June 08 2013 17:58 GMT
#2
Sounds dangerous, and kind of shallow if you ask me. Also sounds like it belongs in a movie.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 17:59 GMT
#3
There is a racetrak near where we live. Ya i know its shallow. That is part of the reason that i am not sure if i should do it or not. That and its baisically stealing. Would be crazy unfair race.
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
June 08 2013 18:01 GMT
#4
Fast and Furious 8.
strava.com/athletes/zhaodynasty
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
June 08 2013 18:04 GMT
#5
I have an idea. You should both do the race blindfolded.
3 Hatch Before Cool
P7GAB
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada486 Posts
June 08 2013 18:04 GMT
#6
Tokoyo drift
P7GAB
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada486 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 18:07:42
June 08 2013 18:07 GMT
#7
Dont back down it will make you look soft
Leyra
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1222 Posts
June 08 2013 18:08 GMT
#8
I've seen this movie already, it had some really bad acting. Cool cars and good lookin girls though.
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
June 08 2013 18:10 GMT
#9
bwahahahahahaha, school him for the hell of it and then tell him that he's a douche and to let the girl decide who she wants
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 18:10 GMT
#10
It would be a really boring movie. My car will destroy his. I think ethics dictate i say no im just looking for moral input
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
June 08 2013 18:11 GMT
#11
for clarity, after you win his terms don't apply.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 08 2013 18:12 GMT
#12
I'm no feminist but this feels kinda sexist in a way. Its basically a race to see who keeps her, like she's property or something. I just thought women had free will, is all.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
June 08 2013 18:14 GMT
#13
Beat this shit out of him and then call off the bet and try to actually win the girl. I seriously doubt she gives a shit about some dumb race.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 18:17 GMT
#14
On June 09 2013 03:12 Bibbit wrote:
I'm no feminist but this feels kinda sexist in a way. Its basically a race to see who keeps her, like she's property or something. I just thought women had free will, is all.


Ya that is why I will probably say no. I have more respect for her than that
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 08 2013 18:21 GMT
#15
On June 09 2013 03:17 MindBreaker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 03:12 Bibbit wrote:
I'm no feminist but this feels kinda sexist in a way. Its basically a race to see who keeps her, like she's property or something. I just thought women had free will, is all.


Ya that is why I will probably say no. I have more respect for her than that

Good man.

The other option I seen in here that makes sense is to tell him and the girl that its stupid and disrespectful but to race him anyway if he pushes the issue.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 18:30:01
June 08 2013 18:29 GMT
#16
ya i wanna race him but not for the girl. mostly cause he is a dick. and I want to see the look on his face when his cobalt he is so proud of gets shit on. he talks alot of shit.
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
yuuG
Profile Joined March 2013
Malaysia23 Posts
June 08 2013 18:53 GMT
#17
go for it. and when you win, walk away like no biggie. chances are she'll come running after you anyway.
lovelyrose
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada160 Posts
June 08 2013 18:54 GMT
#18
if the girl actually welcomes the idea(which is doesn't sound like she does) then she's probably not the girl you want to fight for. if she doesn't really want this to happen, then why do it, besides self satisfaction.
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 19:03:04
June 08 2013 19:01 GMT
#19
Do this bro, go behind his back and tell her about the race, and say you're not going to do it. Because she isn't a prize to be won, she's a human being and that she deserves better then him, that sort of sensitive crap will lube her up for you to easily insert your male dominance within her soft gelled insides.


GO 4 IT BRAH!
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 19:10:05
June 08 2013 19:06 GMT
#20
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick
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