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MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-20 01:42:25
June 08 2013 17:46 GMT
#1
Ok so there is a girl i like. She likes me too but she has a boyfriend. The boyfriend came up to me the other day and challenged me to a race. Here is the kicker. Loser leaves the girl alone. Now for the funny part. The boyfriend has a cobalt. I have a 2003 Mitsubishi EVO 8 MR edition. I don't think he knows what that is. I really like this girl but it wouldn't even be fair if i didnt go into boost let alone with 20PSI. Do i go through with the race? The girl is hesitant but seems ok with it.

EDIT: baisically he has like 150 hp and i have around 350

UPDATE The race has been decided for the 23rd. I told the girl i wont race for her because she is not something to be won. The boyfriend called me a pussy (lol) so i cant wait to kick his ass. Will record it with a GoPro!.
UPDATE: So the plot thickens another friend of her's likes her and while i have stated I am not racing for the girl he wants in.... So he is racing with his turbo'd celica.
Poll: Who Will WIN~

Stock Cobalt (41)
 
72%

Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 8 (16)
 
28%

57 total votes

Your vote: Who Will WIN~

(Vote): Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 8
(Vote): Stock Cobalt




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ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
June 08 2013 17:58 GMT
#2
Sounds dangerous, and kind of shallow if you ask me. Also sounds like it belongs in a movie.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 17:59 GMT
#3
There is a racetrak near where we live. Ya i know its shallow. That is part of the reason that i am not sure if i should do it or not. That and its baisically stealing. Would be crazy unfair race.
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
June 08 2013 18:01 GMT
#4
Fast and Furious 8.
strava.com/athletes/zhaodynasty
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
June 08 2013 18:04 GMT
#5
I have an idea. You should both do the race blindfolded.
3 Hatch Before Cool
P7GAB
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada486 Posts
June 08 2013 18:04 GMT
#6
Tokoyo drift
P7GAB
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada486 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 18:07:42
June 08 2013 18:07 GMT
#7
Dont back down it will make you look soft
Leyra
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1222 Posts
June 08 2013 18:08 GMT
#8
I've seen this movie already, it had some really bad acting. Cool cars and good lookin girls though.
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
June 08 2013 18:10 GMT
#9
bwahahahahahaha, school him for the hell of it and then tell him that he's a douche and to let the girl decide who she wants
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 18:10 GMT
#10
It would be a really boring movie. My car will destroy his. I think ethics dictate i say no im just looking for moral input
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
June 08 2013 18:11 GMT
#11
for clarity, after you win his terms don't apply.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 08 2013 18:12 GMT
#12
I'm no feminist but this feels kinda sexist in a way. Its basically a race to see who keeps her, like she's property or something. I just thought women had free will, is all.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
June 08 2013 18:14 GMT
#13
Beat this shit out of him and then call off the bet and try to actually win the girl. I seriously doubt she gives a shit about some dumb race.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 18:17 GMT
#14
On June 09 2013 03:12 Bibbit wrote:
I'm no feminist but this feels kinda sexist in a way. Its basically a race to see who keeps her, like she's property or something. I just thought women had free will, is all.


Ya that is why I will probably say no. I have more respect for her than that
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Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 08 2013 18:21 GMT
#15
On June 09 2013 03:17 MindBreaker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 03:12 Bibbit wrote:
I'm no feminist but this feels kinda sexist in a way. Its basically a race to see who keeps her, like she's property or something. I just thought women had free will, is all.


Ya that is why I will probably say no. I have more respect for her than that

Good man.

The other option I seen in here that makes sense is to tell him and the girl that its stupid and disrespectful but to race him anyway if he pushes the issue.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 18:30:01
June 08 2013 18:29 GMT
#16
ya i wanna race him but not for the girl. mostly cause he is a dick. and I want to see the look on his face when his cobalt he is so proud of gets shit on. he talks alot of shit.
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yuuG
Profile Joined March 2013
Malaysia23 Posts
June 08 2013 18:53 GMT
#17
go for it. and when you win, walk away like no biggie. chances are she'll come running after you anyway.
lovelyrose
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada160 Posts
June 08 2013 18:54 GMT
#18
if the girl actually welcomes the idea(which is doesn't sound like she does) then she's probably not the girl you want to fight for. if she doesn't really want this to happen, then why do it, besides self satisfaction.
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 19:03:04
June 08 2013 19:01 GMT
#19
Do this bro, go behind his back and tell her about the race, and say you're not going to do it. Because she isn't a prize to be won, she's a human being and that she deserves better then him, that sort of sensitive crap will lube her up for you to easily insert your male dominance within her soft gelled insides.


GO 4 IT BRAH!
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 19:10:05
June 08 2013 19:06 GMT
#20
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 19:11 GMT
#21
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick

lol the amount of sarcasm in that post is over 9000.
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kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
June 08 2013 19:11 GMT
#22
???
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
June 08 2013 19:13 GMT
#23
Bro don't listen to these idiots, trust me... I know this stuff... Follow my instructions and her vertical lips will follow you!

trast mey...
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 08 2013 19:15 GMT
#24
On June 09 2013 03:17 MindBreaker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 03:12 Bibbit wrote:
I'm no feminist but this feels kinda sexist in a way. Its basically a race to see who keeps her, like she's property or something. I just thought women had free will, is all.


Ya that is why I will probably say no. I have more respect for her than that

Screw that, man. This guy sounds like a really cranky square. You 'outta put him in his place.
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felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
June 08 2013 19:17 GMT
#25
If you're as young as I think you are from reading this, I hate you simply for having that car at that age.

If you're not as young as I think you are... stop trying to date high school kids.

+ Show Spoiler +
No, don't do the race. This is the worst kind of adolescent bullshit, and will cause you nothing but grief. Hell, if she's willing to go along with it, forget about her too because apparently she doesn't know what she wants or that her opinion is what's important, not some race.
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Zuxo
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden395 Posts
June 08 2013 19:18 GMT
#26
Do what kollin says.

Trust me I am a doctor.
I'm a mother******* lyrical wordsmith, mother******* genius
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 19:27 GMT
#27
On June 09 2013 04:17 felisconcolori wrote:
If you're as young as I think you are from reading this, I hate you simply for having that car at that age.

If you're not as young as I think you are... stop trying to date high school kids.

+ Show Spoiler +
No, don't do the race. This is the worst kind of adolescent bullshit, and will cause you nothing but grief. Hell, if she's willing to go along with it, forget about her too because apparently she doesn't know what she wants or that her opinion is what's important, not some race.

im 22
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24679 Posts
June 08 2013 19:32 GMT
#28
I don't think you should race over a girl, due to how utterly pathetic that is (and I hope this isn't a completely serious story).

Regardless, are you sure it's a Cobalt and not a Cobalt SS, perhaps de-badged? If the latter, he can keep up with you if he has skill. IIRC the Cobalt SS performed 8:22 on Nurburgring.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 19:36 GMT
#29
Its a regular cobalt ya if i race him it wont be for the girl. that is pathetic

Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9619 Posts
June 08 2013 19:36 GMT
#30
I don't see how doing this could go poorly. I'm not sure why it's even a debate.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 08 2013 19:39 GMT
#31


n0ave
Profile Joined January 2011
180 Posts
June 08 2013 19:48 GMT
#32
On June 09 2013 03:01 iSometric wrote:
Fast and Furious 8.


fun blog, I hope the OP will keep us updated.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 08 2013 19:48 GMT
#33
On June 09 2013 04:36 Gene wrote:
I don't see how doing this could go poorly. I'm not sure why it's even a debate.

the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 08 2013 19:53 GMT
#34
Lol that overdrift video.... I dont even..... also you dont drift in an evo. its awd.. for the snow... but that is quite amazing
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
June 08 2013 19:54 GMT
#35
Why would you ever turn down this offer?
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 08 2013 19:55 GMT
#36
On June 09 2013 04:53 MindBreaker wrote:
Lol that overdrift video.... I dont even..... also you dont drift in an evo. its awd.. for the snow... but that is quite amazing






9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 20:16:25
June 08 2013 20:14 GMT
#37
You should replace the gas in your engine with a mixture of 80% gas, and 20% vegetable oil. It's not the best for your engine, but it really gives your speed a burst.
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
June 08 2013 20:17 GMT
#38
Do it, its a win-win. The girl is just the trophy really.

I also think u pansies should go old school though. Race to the edge of a cliff. The person to jump out the car closest to the edge gets the girl. It will feel less stupid and is more of a display of true love.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
June 08 2013 20:49 GMT
#39
On June 09 2013 04:01 Mr.Bimbles wrote:
Do this bro, go behind his back and tell her about the race, and say you're not going to do it. Because she isn't a prize to be won, she's a human being and that she deserves better then him, that sort of sensitive crap will lube her up for you to easily insert your male dominance within her soft gelled insides.


GO 4 IT BRAH!

You were doing so well!

:/
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
June 08 2013 21:10 GMT
#40
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


Don't forget flame stickers on the side.

On June 09 2013 05:49 Kerotan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 04:01 Mr.Bimbles wrote:
Do this bro, go behind his back and tell her about the race, and say you're not going to do it. Because she isn't a prize to be won, she's a human being and that she deserves better then him, that sort of sensitive crap will lube her up for you to easily insert your male dominance within her soft gelled insides.


GO 4 IT BRAH!

You were doing so well!

:/


Don't you know the only reason to be nice is to get fly honies?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 21:14:29
June 08 2013 21:14 GMT
#41
I didnt know if those overdrive videos were troll or actual 90's bullshit until lthe fake beard and the guy turning into a fish

EDIT: This blog is clear troll in my book, cya
Useless wet fish.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9619 Posts
June 08 2013 21:18 GMT
#42
On June 09 2013 06:10 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


Don't forget flame stickers on the side.

And speed holes. Speed holes are a must have.
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
June 08 2013 21:23 GMT
#43
Go for it!

Liquipedia@jkursk
wongfeihung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
June 08 2013 21:24 GMT
#44
Here's everything you need to know about your upcoming race. :D

[image loading]
nunez
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Norway4003 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 21:30:41
June 08 2013 21:30 GMT
#45
i will need pictures of girl to decide.

edit; and pictures of you, and her bf.
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 08 2013 21:54 GMT
#46
I don't know about this girl in particular, but I know a lot of women say they can't fall in love unless their man can take it to fifth gear.
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kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
June 08 2013 21:57 GMT
#47
Make sure to oil your crankshaft before you show it to her.
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
June 08 2013 22:13 GMT
#48
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


LOL. <3.

Do it. He fucking made the offer.

Do it, lol! And then write another blog about it. This is going to be so hilarious. Stealing candy from a baby.
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
diverzee
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden992 Posts
June 08 2013 22:22 GMT
#49
I think perhaps I don't understand this, or the irony or humour is lost on my stupid self (it would not be the first time,) so please forgive me if I sound boring. This is not sexist like someone suggested, but it is incredibly unfair to both of you racers. Instead of pitting the two of you against each other, and having you fight over her, the only fair and reasonable thing for her to do is decide whom she actually wants and be honest with you. Letting you two go along with this makes her deserve neither of you.

Racing is perhaps fun though. You two should not be robbed of a bit of that if you want, but do it for a reason that is better
Parting
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
June 08 2013 22:27 GMT
#50
ahhhhhhhahhahhaahhhhhha

amazing.
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Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
June 08 2013 22:30 GMT
#51
If you wanna race, then race. But I don't see why you have to involve the girl in it.
"See you space cowboy"
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 08 2013 22:48 GMT
#52
posting as a bookmark to read later.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Fishgle
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States2174 Posts
June 08 2013 22:55 GMT
#53
The correct thing to do here is win the race, but don't date the chick. Then, after a tragic scene where GIRL laments the loss of both her paramours, begin to develop a gay romantic subplot. After a short first date in which you race again, but both cutely drive slowly in order to let each other win, ask DUDE to marry you. When he responds, "I'm sorry, I want to take things a bit slower" - you respond: "But we can't go slow. This is.... the Fast and the Furious 69!".

Queue title sequence.
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ReignSupreme.
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia4123 Posts
June 08 2013 23:07 GMT
#54
If this is legitimate then beat him, and let the girl make her own decision.

Also make sure you never look back at explosions.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51484 Posts
June 08 2013 23:15 GMT
#55
ROFL
Fast and Furious TL style!
Do it and record it for internets :3

But yeah rofl u would own him so hard >.<
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XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 23:17:46
June 08 2013 23:17 GMT
#56
If the girl is okay with it - she's not worth it
And you already know the EVO will own hard but for safety concerns, I wouldn't go through with it
Use it or lose it
mordk
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile8385 Posts
June 08 2013 23:18 GMT
#57
On June 09 2013 04:27 MindBreaker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 04:17 felisconcolori wrote:
If you're as young as I think you are from reading this, I hate you simply for having that car at that age.

If you're not as young as I think you are... stop trying to date high school kids.

+ Show Spoiler +
No, don't do the race. This is the worst kind of adolescent bullshit, and will cause you nothing but grief. Hell, if she's willing to go along with it, forget about her too because apparently she doesn't know what she wants or that her opinion is what's important, not some race.

im 22

Old enough to skip this kind of bullshit
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
June 08 2013 23:33 GMT
#58
she has a boyfriend stop trying to steal her
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GTPGlitch
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
5061 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 23:38:24
June 08 2013 23:36 GMT
#59
K so basically you're basing everything around him being an idiot?

Like

If he wasn't a numbskull and actually knew anything about motor vehicles

And he still challenged you

Would you not assume that at least part of the car isn't stock?

PS: Should've gotten a WRX

PPS: I'm a siege tank, I know what I'm doing
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Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
June 08 2013 23:50 GMT
#60
wrx's are so much uglier than evo's

anyways have some music to play while driving


iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 23:52:43
June 08 2013 23:50 GMT
#61
Pretty simple what you have to do. Go to drag strip, sandbag him race 1, then race for slips and then don't go out with his girlfriend that's breaking guy code. Then she breaks up with him because he doesn't have a car and you swoop in with double car swag.
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Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
June 08 2013 23:54 GMT
#62
Damn you've got a Lancer 8, jelly. Always wanted one. Show him what it can do! If not purely for entertainment.
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Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 00:04:00
June 08 2013 23:59 GMT
#63
To give some advice: I don't think it's possible for any cobalt to beat an evo with equally skilled drivers unless they somehow made the cobalt not fwd, fwd cars are inherently inferior in pretty much every aspect to all other drive-train types.
Basically you'll smoke him both off the line and through the corners unless he's Sebastian Loeb or something.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
June 09 2013 00:00 GMT
#64
Can you trust that punk?
You know that he'll play dirty.
I doubt he'd just leave.
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GTPGlitch
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
5061 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 00:08:18
June 09 2013 00:06 GMT
#65
On June 09 2013 08:50 Ettick wrote:
wrx's are so much uglier than evo's


sir

sir

That is so incorrect

You might want to see an eye doctor m8

EDIT: Also spaceboy>all those songs
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Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
June 09 2013 00:09 GMT
#66
On June 09 2013 09:06 GTPGlitch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 08:50 Ettick wrote:
wrx's are so much uglier than evo's


sir

sir

That is so incorrect

You might want to see an eye doctor m8

EDIT: Also spaceboy>all those songs

IDK dude you might just have different tastes than me
also yeah I somehow forgot about spaceboy...
Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 00:15:04
June 09 2013 00:10 GMT
#67
Why doesn't this stuff ever happen to me.

Not that I even have a car.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
June 09 2013 00:26 GMT
#68
Anyone seen American Graffiti? Go ham like that.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 09 2013 00:32 GMT
#69
Lol for future reference this is not a troll. Although it does kinda seem like a bad movie plot lol. Also I LOVE initial D. and third im going to race him. but not for the girl. but because he is a dick who likes to brag about his car. So ya. gonna kick his ass and record it for TL. will update with pic.
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GTPGlitch
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
5061 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 00:33:36
June 09 2013 00:33 GMT
#70
>Brags about his car
>Challenges you to a race
>"stock cobalt"
>100% unsuspicious

Jus saiyan
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 09 2013 00:34 GMT
#71
Don't forget to pop his tires.
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
June 09 2013 00:38 GMT
#72
On June 09 2013 03:54 lovelyrose wrote:
if the girl actually welcomes the idea(which is doesn't sound like she does) then she's probably not the girl you want to fight for. if she doesn't really want this to happen, then why do it, besides self satisfaction.

Yeah I don't see how anyone could actually be interested in a girl who would agree to this. Maybe just to have sex with her or something, but definitely not as a person.
AmorphousPhoenix
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
107 Posts
June 09 2013 02:18 GMT
#73
On June 09 2013 09:38 MichaelDonovan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 03:54 lovelyrose wrote:
if the girl actually welcomes the idea(which is doesn't sound like she does) then she's probably not the girl you want to fight for. if she doesn't really want this to happen, then why do it, besides self satisfaction.

Yeah I don't see how anyone could actually be interested in a girl who would agree to this. Maybe just to have sex with her or something, but definitely not as a person.

100 times this. But it sounds like the OP is just as shallow as this girl, based on how much he's spent on his car and that he wants to race for a girl. Who knows, maybe they will be a match made in pond-shallow-heaven. Until she turns 26 and he leaves her for a 20 year old, because she's like, getting a few pounds and some crows feet. ALPHA-AS-FUCK.
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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 09 2013 02:47 GMT
#74
Why does the guy want you away from his girl anyways? lol

This was a fun thread. Do what you want OP.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 09 2013 02:52 GMT
#75
On June 09 2013 11:18 AmorphousPhoenix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 09:38 MichaelDonovan wrote:
On June 09 2013 03:54 lovelyrose wrote:
if the girl actually welcomes the idea(which is doesn't sound like she does) then she's probably not the girl you want to fight for. if she doesn't really want this to happen, then why do it, besides self satisfaction.

Yeah I don't see how anyone could actually be interested in a girl who would agree to this. Maybe just to have sex with her or something, but definitely not as a person.

100 times this. But it sounds like the OP is just as shallow as this girl, based on how much he's spent on his car and that he wants to race for a girl. Who knows, maybe they will be a match made in pond-shallow-heaven. Until she turns 26 and he leaves her for a 20 year old, because she's like, getting a few pounds and some crows feet. ALPHA-AS-FUCK.


What does his spending on the car have to do with anything?
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
June 09 2013 02:55 GMT
#76
I'm pretty sure this was the plot of about 50% of the movies that come out in the 1950s. Most of them starred James Dean, I believe.
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 03:18:55
June 09 2013 03:17 GMT
#77
Can you please get someone to film this race and post it for all of us to enjoy? :D
Also,
On June 09 2013 09:10 Sayle wrote:
Why doesn't this stuff ever happen to me.

Not that I even have a car.


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AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
June 09 2013 03:21 GMT
#78
What does the girl think of this? I wish I knew people who did things like that.

The whole situation sounds like a terrible movie that 12 year old boys would go watch.
Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 03:40:10
June 09 2013 03:39 GMT
#79
On June 09 2013 03:01 iSometric wrote:
Fast and Furious 8.

fast and furious 7, the 6th one came out earlier last month


edit: use nitrus man
GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
June 09 2013 04:04 GMT
#80
If an idiot is stupid enough to bet away his gf, he deserves to get his girl stolen
BisuEver
Profile Joined May 2010
United States247 Posts
June 09 2013 04:15 GMT
#81
Couldn't we just have a fight to the death or something? I think everyone would win.

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/10873775/pa-presents-diablo-iii-console-comic-by-katie-rice-9-13-2013
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
June 09 2013 05:24 GMT
#82
I read the OP and lost ALL of my IQ's.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
June 09 2013 06:24 GMT
#83
This girl has to be won in a race as opposed to simply make her own decision, eh? I say take a walk, go for a woman with a little higher self esteem.

Also, my pickup would mow down both of your asses. And I don't mean racing, I mean I will find the both of you, perhaps carelessly walking from a friend's driveway, mow you both down, then I will find that girl, buy her a snapple, and leave.
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
June 09 2013 06:32 GMT
#84
If you do end up racing, don't forget to record it!

If the race was in any way her idea or she approves of it, then yeah, don't do it. That guy sounds sort of annoying so you could just race him anyway
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Doomblaze
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1292 Posts
June 09 2013 07:52 GMT
#85
On June 09 2013 03:29 MindBreaker wrote:
ya i wanna race him but not for the girl. mostly cause he is a dick. and I want to see the look on his face when his cobalt he is so proud of gets shit on. he talks alot of shit.


Race him, win, and leave without looking back. Taking his girl is dumb, it should be her choice who she wants to be with (and if its you then she should say it).
In Mushi we trust
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
June 09 2013 12:13 GMT
#86
On June 09 2013 04:06 kollin wrote:
if i were you, i'd beat the shit out of this punk. just add a nitrous overloader to the exterior lead petrol gasket and then fine tune that baby up to at least 3400 dpi, and you'll see a jump from 350 bhp to at least 435. i also recommend changing ur tires to griptard triple-x's to make sure u get round the corners of ur neighbourhood with ease. finally make sure you have a hypermancharger 3 on the bonnet of ur car to look like a pimp and show this girl you have a big dick


Kollin <3
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NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 12:43:23
June 09 2013 12:40 GMT
#87
So the girl has a boyfriend and by "She likes me too" I'm assuming that means she likes you MORE than her BF but for some dumb reason she can't just break up with him and go to you?
"Start yo" -FlaSh
BlitzerSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy8800 Posts
June 09 2013 12:59 GMT
#88
I think I have to read the blog section a little bit more often, this stuff is hilarious.

Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 15:22:23
June 09 2013 15:21 GMT
#89
be a man, and do the race

edit: I'd feel terrible if you went through with the race and got hurt somehow, so, don't do the race
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
June 09 2013 15:35 GMT
#90
lol just beat him in the race and then as others have said, let her decide what she wants to do. If this guy is actually such a dick it shouldn't be a hard decision.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24679 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 16:24:22
June 09 2013 15:36 GMT
#91
Can you describe the race?

Perhaps re-enact it using an initial-d style video...?

edit: oh you aren't the op haha
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
June 09 2013 16:31 GMT
#92
Haha, ya his non-use of "I" tricked me for a second also.

@ OP: Make sure you double-clutch and not granny shift like you should.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
wongfeihung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
June 09 2013 17:06 GMT
#93
On June 09 2013 09:06 GTPGlitch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 08:50 Ettick wrote:
wrx's are so much uglier than evo's


sir

sir

That is so incorrect

You might want to see an eye doctor m8

EDIT: Also spaceboy>all those songs

Yo, Forever Young from the Fourth Stage is da bes dawg. Need that epic comeback music.

QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
June 09 2013 22:29 GMT
#94
Don't race over a girl man. That shit is stupid and dangerous. I lost my dad to a racing accident that was due to a grudge over my mother. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.
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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-10 01:38:13
June 10 2013 01:37 GMT
#95
On June 10 2013 07:29 QuanticHawk wrote:
Don't race over a girl man. That shit is stupid and dangerous. I lost my dad to a racing accident that was due to a grudge over my mother. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.

Well this thread took a darker turn.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24679 Posts
June 10 2013 01:38 GMT
#96
There's pretty much no chance that the story was anecdotal.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
TheMango
Profile Joined April 2007
United States1967 Posts
June 10 2013 01:51 GMT
#97
On June 10 2013 07:29 QuanticHawk wrote:
Don't race over a girl man. That shit is stupid and dangerous. I lost my dad to a racing accident that was due to a grudge over my mother. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.


That's rough man. All I can tell you is to live your life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. For those ten seconds or less, you're free.
Moderator
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-10 02:07:56
June 10 2013 02:07 GMT
#98
Kenny Linder is from Fast and Furious. Thanks google.

http://www.anyclip.com/movies/the-fast-and-the-furious/doms-story-1/#!quotes/
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
futility
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Japan134 Posts
June 10 2013 02:19 GMT
#99
On June 10 2013 07:29 QuanticHawk wrote:
Don't race over a girl man. That shit is stupid and dangerous. I lost my dad to a racing accident that was due to a grudge over my mother. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.



This is the best post I've eve read on TL. Thank you.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
June 10 2013 02:22 GMT
#100
Yo, when someone makes that sort of amazing post, just let it ride instead of telling everyone where it's from, it stays funny that way. Why spoil it?
Moderator
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9619 Posts
June 10 2013 02:36 GMT
#101
a lot of people need to make sure other people understand that they're in the know.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
June 10 2013 02:52 GMT
#102
On June 10 2013 11:22 Firebolt145 wrote:
Yo, when someone makes that sort of amazing post, just let it ride instead of telling everyone where it's from, it stays funny that way. Why spoil it?

I know right

QuanticHawk is seriously a beast. So fucking good.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 10 2013 02:57 GMT
#103
I dunno. It kinda got me down that someone's dad could have died. I'm way too gullible.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24679 Posts
June 10 2013 02:59 GMT
#104
On June 10 2013 11:57 obesechicken13 wrote:
I dunno. It kinda got me down that someone's dad could have died. I'm way too gullible.

Yeah. Letting people think it's real is pretty sick and twisted. Nothing wrong with joking about it, but I think it should be made obvious at the end that it was a joke like that spongebob post where you think he's serious until the end.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-10 03:08:17
June 10 2013 03:05 GMT
#105
On June 10 2013 11:59 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2013 11:57 obesechicken13 wrote:
I dunno. It kinda got me down that someone's dad could have died. I'm way too gullible.

Yeah. Letting people think it's real is pretty sick and twisted. Nothing wrong with joking about it, but I think it should be made obvious at the end that it was a joke like that spongebob post where you think he's serious until the end.

Now I'm really curious, unless I've seen it before but the words just aren't ringing a bell?
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24679 Posts
June 10 2013 03:37 GMT
#106
On June 10 2013 12:05 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2013 11:59 micronesia wrote:
On June 10 2013 11:57 obesechicken13 wrote:
I dunno. It kinda got me down that someone's dad could have died. I'm way too gullible.

Yeah. Letting people think it's real is pretty sick and twisted. Nothing wrong with joking about it, but I think it should be made obvious at the end that it was a joke like that spongebob post where you think he's serious until the end.

Now I'm really curious, unless I've seen it before but the words just aren't ringing a bell?

http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/meme-research/topics/11824-spongebob-complaining-about-his-life

I like posts like that haha
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
June 10 2013 04:25 GMT
#107
On June 10 2013 12:37 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2013 12:05 Aerisky wrote:
On June 10 2013 11:59 micronesia wrote:
On June 10 2013 11:57 obesechicken13 wrote:
I dunno. It kinda got me down that someone's dad could have died. I'm way too gullible.

Yeah. Letting people think it's real is pretty sick and twisted. Nothing wrong with joking about it, but I think it should be made obvious at the end that it was a joke like that spongebob post where you think he's serious until the end.

Now I'm really curious, unless I've seen it before but the words just aren't ringing a bell?

http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/meme-research/topics/11824-spongebob-complaining-about-his-life

I like posts like that haha

OH SHIT right right. Yeah that, the scooby doo one, and the pokemon one =D
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
June 10 2013 06:06 GMT
#108
Thinly veiled brag blog IMO! ;D
playerboy345
Profile Joined May 2013
Netherlands194 Posts
June 10 2013 08:39 GMT
#109
This blog is so funny, how do I fav this blog?
Coriolis
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1152 Posts
June 10 2013 15:24 GMT
#110
On June 10 2013 13:25 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2013 12:37 micronesia wrote:
On June 10 2013 12:05 Aerisky wrote:
On June 10 2013 11:59 micronesia wrote:
On June 10 2013 11:57 obesechicken13 wrote:
I dunno. It kinda got me down that someone's dad could have died. I'm way too gullible.

Yeah. Letting people think it's real is pretty sick and twisted. Nothing wrong with joking about it, but I think it should be made obvious at the end that it was a joke like that spongebob post where you think he's serious until the end.

Now I'm really curious, unless I've seen it before but the words just aren't ringing a bell?

http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/meme-research/topics/11824-spongebob-complaining-about-his-life

I like posts like that haha

OH SHIT right right. Yeah that, the scooby doo one, and the pokemon one =D

I'm more of a fan of the one about Luke Skywalker. Now THAT is a good post.
Descolada in everything not TL/Starcraft
GaNgStaRR.ElV
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada535 Posts
June 10 2013 18:49 GMT
#111
On June 10 2013 11:52 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2013 11:22 Firebolt145 wrote:
Yo, when someone makes that sort of amazing post, just let it ride instead of telling everyone where it's from, it stays funny that way. Why spoil it?

I know right

QuanticHawk is seriously a beast. So fucking good.


it was funny but my if you are into racing/car movies then this quote should stick out like a sore thumb.

And I think OP should tell the girl he won't do it to win her but to teach the other guy a lesson in humility. Bang her.

Then go race guy, obv we know the winner unless you suck, and people who suck don't buy Evos. People who suck don't know what evos are. So we know what this guy is.


9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
June 12 2013 00:58 GMT
#112
On June 09 2013 09:10 Sayle wrote:
Why doesn't this stuff ever happen to me.

Not that I even have a car.

bro bike race
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24679 Posts
June 12 2013 04:05 GMT
#113
MindBreaker, give us an update. If you don't post, we are going to be forced to assume you crashed and died, and that would make all of us sad.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MaestroSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2073 Posts
June 12 2013 04:22 GMT
#114
On June 12 2013 13:05 micronesia wrote:
MindBreaker, give us an update. If you don't post, we are going to be forced to assume you crashed and died, and that would make all of us sad.



He lives his life a quarter mile at a time... he knew the risks before-hand.

Don't be sad, celebrate his life, and his need...for speed.
ggggbabybabybaby
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada304 Posts
June 12 2013 05:29 GMT
#115
fix up dad's old shelby cobra.

overdrift and will never lose.

get girl ez.

i hope op see this before lose race with shit car
kanchu
Profile Joined June 2013
Nepal13 Posts
June 13 2013 05:33 GMT
#116
--- Nuked ---
slyboogie
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States3423 Posts
June 13 2013 05:37 GMT
#117
I can't believe how many people are telling the guy NOT to race. Has there ever been a problem in this world solved by NOT racing?
"We dug coal together." Boyd Crowder, Justified
GTPGlitch
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
5061 Posts
June 13 2013 06:52 GMT
#118
On June 13 2013 14:37 slyboogie wrote:
I can't believe how many people are telling the guy NOT to race. Has there ever been a problem in this world solved by NOT racing?


Excessive speeding :>
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Salazarz
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Korea (South)2591 Posts
June 13 2013 07:59 GMT
#119
On June 13 2013 15:52 GTPGlitch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2013 14:37 slyboogie wrote:
I can't believe how many people are telling the guy NOT to race. Has there ever been a problem in this world solved by NOT racing?


Excessive speeding :>

Excessive speeding doesn't exist, there are only too low speed limits!
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
June 13 2013 16:49 GMT
#120
On June 13 2013 16:59 Salazarz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2013 15:52 GTPGlitch wrote:
On June 13 2013 14:37 slyboogie wrote:
I can't believe how many people are telling the guy NOT to race. Has there ever been a problem in this world solved by NOT racing?


Excessive speeding :>

Excessive speeding doesn't exist, there are only too low speed limits!

Even in Germany?
Meow-Meow
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Germany451 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-13 17:14:27
June 13 2013 17:14 GMT
#121
You should both drive off of a bridge, humanity will be better for it.
| (• ◡•)|╯ ╰(❍ᴥ❍ʋ) Like all techno, it's hard to tell if it's good music played horribly or horrible music played well.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 13 2013 17:14 GMT
#122
UPDATE!: The race has been decided for the 23rd. I told the girl i wont race for her because she is not something to be won. The boyfriend called me a pussy (lol) so i cant wait to kick his ass. Will record it with a GoPro!.
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
June 13 2013 17:16 GMT
#123
SICK
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
June 13 2013 17:18 GMT
#124
GOMINDBREAKERGO
IHOPEYOUDESTROYYOURFOE
SHOWTHATCHUMPHESSLOW
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
June 13 2013 17:19 GMT
#125
I was thinking of unsubscribing to this blog a while ago but NOPE!
"Start yo" -FlaSh
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
June 13 2013 17:43 GMT
#126
Imo both cars crash, cobalt guy wins losing much less and keeps the girl. wp
En Taro Violet
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
June 13 2013 20:44 GMT
#127
YESSSSSSSSSS
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 13 2013 20:58 GMT
#128
pix of girl or none of this ever happened
why so 진지해?
Zuxo
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden395 Posts
June 13 2013 21:03 GMT
#129
This is so fucking hilarious yet retarded. Don't care though still awesome.
I'm a mother******* lyrical wordsmith, mother******* genius
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
June 13 2013 21:16 GMT
#130
VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
June 13 2013 21:54 GMT
#131
SUBSCRIBED
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 13 2013 21:58 GMT
#132
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 13 2013 22:32 GMT
#133
On June 14 2013 05:58 Rekrul wrote:
pix of girl or none of this ever happened


I agree, I'm skeptical of this...
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 14 2013 02:16 GMT
#134
Will upload pics of me and the evo. The girl. And boyfriend and the cobalt. Will be up in a few days
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
June 14 2013 02:52 GMT
#135
This blog gets better and better.
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MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-14 02:56:47
June 14 2013 02:52 GMT
#136
Have her posing as your car slut =)
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
slyboogie
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States3423 Posts
June 14 2013 02:59 GMT
#137
On June 14 2013 11:52 MassHysteria wrote:
Have her posing as your car slut =)


I have a pile of Superstreets and Import Tuners that I could post. Ignore the sticky things.
"We dug coal together." Boyd Crowder, Justified
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-14 14:40:10
June 14 2013 13:59 GMT
#138
if this were fast and furious, paul walker woulda broken your girls vagina and cut your brakelines by now. two weeks??? what the fuck is this shit.

also, obese and micro, you guys are dorks
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4003 Posts
June 14 2013 14:53 GMT
#139
2 Fast 2 Spurious
Moderator@SirJolt
Aterons_toss
Profile Joined February 2011
Romania1275 Posts
June 14 2013 15:24 GMT
#140
The fact that people that can afford those types of cars are actually doing this is one of the reason why I always question the liberal capitalist principles the modern world lives by.
That said... I just subscribed to this freakin blog, I want to see that race.
A good strategy means leaving your opponent room to make mistakes
ffadicted
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3545 Posts
June 14 2013 18:47 GMT
#141
On June 14 2013 11:16 MindBreaker wrote:
Will upload pics of me and the evo. The girl. And boyfriend and the cobalt. Will be up in a few days


*pops the popcorn*
SooYoung-Noona!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 14 2013 21:44 GMT
#142
Definitely expecting Michelle Rodriguez.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
June 14 2013 21:54 GMT
#143
i havent been this excited in a long time
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
probeater
Profile Joined October 2012
124 Posts
June 15 2013 01:32 GMT
#144
come to the race track in a go kart
I have a Dark Templar Statue at home.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 15 2013 02:30 GMT
#145
On June 14 2013 11:16 MindBreaker wrote:
Will upload pics of me and the evo. The girl. And boyfriend and the cobalt. Will be up in a few days


I still suspect that when the pics show up, it'll just be characters and cars from some car racing movie, and we've all just be trolled the entire time.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
June 15 2013 02:31 GMT
#146
On June 15 2013 11:30 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2013 11:16 MindBreaker wrote:
Will upload pics of me and the evo. The girl. And boyfriend and the cobalt. Will be up in a few days


I still suspect that when the pics show up, it'll just be characters and cars from some car racing movie, and we've all just be trolled the entire time.

Gotta be an optimist that the whole thing is real.
Moderator
Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10077 Posts
June 15 2013 03:48 GMT
#147
5/5 for the hype you are building and this...

On June 14 2013 05:58 Rekrul wrote:
pix of girl or none of this ever happened
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
June 15 2013 06:26 GMT
#148
http://www.splitreason.com/product/1152 release the gracken tshirt now available
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
June 15 2013 06:55 GMT
#149
LOL
Moderator
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 15 2013 18:02 GMT
#150
On June 15 2013 15:26 IdrA wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B1C4nSUhw8


0.0 Well..... This might be the coolest day ever.
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
June 15 2013 18:35 GMT
#151
I know nothing about cars but plz win
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
June 15 2013 19:20 GMT
#152
The guy is an idiot for putting his relationship at stake over a race which he will lose.

The girl is an idiot because she is dating this idiot.

You should leave both of them alone. Idiocy is contaminous.

This is our town, scrub
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-15 19:33:09
June 15 2013 19:32 GMT
#153
On June 16 2013 04:20 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
The guy is an idiot for putting his relationship at stake over a race which he will lose.

The girl is an idiot because she is dating this idiot.

You should leave both of them alone after you leave dirt all over his face and show us the footage. Idiocy is contaminous.


Fixed.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
June 15 2013 19:34 GMT
#154
Im fine with that. ^.^
This is our town, scrub
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
June 15 2013 20:46 GMT
#155
I'm sure I watched this race like 5 years ago in the cinema.
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
June 15 2013 21:36 GMT
#156
roll this noob
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
June 15 2013 22:58 GMT
#157
Что?
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
June 16 2013 14:41 GMT
#158
girls like that wont make you happy, win the race and tell both to go away.
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-16 17:49:17
June 16 2013 17:44 GMT
#159
plot twist: the boyfriend shows up in his dad's '13 GT500.. it's a 1/2 mile race with no curves
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
June 16 2013 21:00 GMT
#160
ya I mean if you had your own girl to put on the line for a nice 'menage a trois' prize at the end it would be more fair imo. But just taking his if you win, not much pride in that.

Is her name Monica by chance?

NOOO MONICAAAA!
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
June 16 2013 21:17 GMT
#161
Awww yiss. Can't believe it's actually going to happen! :D
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
sc2superfan101
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
3583 Posts
June 17 2013 03:55 GMT
#162
On June 10 2013 07:29 QuanticHawk wrote:
Don't race over a girl man. That shit is stupid and dangerous. I lost my dad to a racing accident that was due to a grudge over my mother. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.

You left out part of the story, man. You see, Kenny Linder is my uncle. About a week later, you saw him. You had this wrench... and you hit him. You may not have intended to keep hitting him, but when you finished you couldn't even lift your fucking arm, man. My uncle is a janitor at a fucking high school. He has to ride the bus to work every day.

You ruined his life. Fuck you, Dom. Fuck you.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Zalfor
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States1035 Posts
June 18 2013 00:00 GMT
#163
its not about the car that you drive. its about the driver.
555, kthxbai
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
June 18 2013 03:25 GMT
#164
I'm expecting this to be a PR stunt for Fast and Furious 7, and if it's not, ALL THE FUCKING BETTER
Bronze player stuck in platinum
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
June 19 2013 20:24 GMT
#165
wat
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
June 19 2013 22:22 GMT
#166
On June 20 2013 05:24 flamewheel wrote:
wat

9 pages before you show. You're slipping.
Moderator
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
June 19 2013 22:44 GMT
#167
On June 17 2013 06:00 MassHysteria wrote:
ya I mean if you had your own girl to put on the line for a nice 'menage a trois' prize at the end it would be more fair imo. But just taking his if you win, not much pride in that.

Is her name Monica by chance?

NOOO MONICAAAA!

Yes, and I'm racing him but it's not really a stock cobalt :3
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 20 2013 01:42 GMT
#168
So the plot thickens another friend of her's likes her and while i have stated I am not racing for the girl he wants in.... So he is racing with his turbo'd celica.
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
June 20 2013 01:46 GMT
#169
LOL are you for real
What are the stakes in this race?
The winner wins... what?
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 20 2013 01:58 GMT
#170
On June 20 2013 10:46 Trozz wrote:
LOL are you for real
What are the stakes in this race?
The winner wins... what?


a parking spot
why so 진지해?
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
June 20 2013 02:05 GMT
#171
zing
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-20 02:54:53
June 20 2013 02:28 GMT
#172
Unless it's a celica gt-four or on a highway/drag strip I still don't see you losing this regardless of modifications done to the other guy's car

He could have 600 horsepower and I'd still give the edge to the evo
In fact him having any more than 300 horsepower would probably be disadvantageous for him unless he sets his car up perfectly
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-20 02:45:04
June 20 2013 02:44 GMT
#173
dum di dum ~

we really need pics of this girl who is creating fast and furious 7 around her
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catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3829 Posts
June 20 2013 02:49 GMT
#174
pink slip gg
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 20 2013 05:30 GMT
#175
At this point its really all about bragging. they think they are racing for the girl. but I said im not doing that. lol. will work on uploading pics
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
June 20 2013 06:13 GMT
#176
How can you work on uploading pics, thats a 5 sec Job.
This is our town, scrub
NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
June 20 2013 13:13 GMT
#177
On June 20 2013 15:13 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
How can you work on uploading pics, thats a 5 sec Job.

Last time I checked, shopping faces onto the fast and furious cast takes more than 5 seconds.
"Start yo" -FlaSh
Fishgle
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States2174 Posts
June 20 2013 16:51 GMT
#178
On June 20 2013 22:13 NicksonReyes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2013 15:13 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
How can you work on uploading pics, thats a 5 sec Job.

Last time I checked, shopping faces onto the fast and furious cast takes more than 5 seconds.

it doesn't need to be a good shop. we know it's fake anyway.
aka ChillyGonzalo / GnozL
ffadicted
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3545 Posts
June 24 2013 00:38 GMT
#179
bump... it is now the 23rd lol
SooYoung-Noona!
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9619 Posts
June 24 2013 01:56 GMT
#180
we need updates
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
June 24 2013 02:18 GMT
#181
On June 24 2013 10:56 Gene wrote:
we need updates


we demand updates!
LiquidDota Staff
doner0
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States233 Posts
June 24 2013 04:01 GMT
#182
this is almost straight from Need For Speed Tokyo Drift in the opening scene. If you haven't seen it maybe you should watch it to see what the results were...
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 24 2013 04:06 GMT
#183
ban
why so 진지해?
SKC
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil18828 Posts
June 24 2013 04:17 GMT
#184
Come on, the race was today, he is probally enjoying his prize. Give the man a couple of days.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
June 24 2013 04:38 GMT
#185
On June 24 2013 13:01 doner0 wrote:
this is almost straight from Need For Speed Tokyo Drift in the opening scene. If you haven't seen it maybe you should watch it to see what the results were...

We were all aware of this from the start lol
Moderator
SKC
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil18828 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-24 04:48:17
June 24 2013 04:43 GMT
#186
We just want a punchline worth all this hype. He better have worked hard on it.
9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
June 24 2013 05:50 GMT
#187
On June 24 2013 13:06 Rekrul wrote:
ban

I'm expecting tree-fiddy within the hour.
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
IAmThEnd
Profile Joined April 2013
United States111 Posts
June 24 2013 06:16 GMT
#188
Uh he's going the distance, Uh he's going for speed. She's all alone (all alone) in her time of need.
I am unimpressed. I am ungrateful. I am a leech, a parasite. I am a vampire.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
June 24 2013 11:02 GMT
#189
Bump, wtb update.
Moderator
BlitzerSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy8800 Posts
June 24 2013 11:12 GMT
#190
I bet he got busted by da police and he is now forced to leave the country.

Maybe he is on a flight to Japan right now.
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
June 24 2013 11:49 GMT
#191
Op crashed while racing and died. RIP op.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
June 24 2013 11:54 GMT
#192
On June 24 2013 15:16 IAmThEnd wrote:
Uh he's going the distance, Uh he's going for speed. She's all alone (all alone) in her time of need.


In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade. She's hoping in time that her memories will fade.
LiquidDota Staff
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4003 Posts
June 24 2013 11:57 GMT
#193
On June 24 2013 20:54 OmniEulogy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2013 15:16 IAmThEnd wrote:
Uh he's going the distance, Uh he's going for speed. She's all alone (all alone) in her time of need.


In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade. She's hoping in time that her memories will fade.


Well, doesn't that just take the cake.
Moderator@SirJolt
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
June 24 2013 12:28 GMT
#194
On June 24 2013 20:54 OmniEulogy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2013 15:16 IAmThEnd wrote:
Uh he's going the distance, Uh he's going for speed. She's all alone (all alone) in her time of need.


In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade. She's hoping in time that her memories will fade.

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course. He's fighting and biting and riding on his car.

:/
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
June 24 2013 12:48 GMT
#195
On June 24 2013 20:54 OmniEulogy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2013 15:16 IAmThEnd wrote:
Uh he's going the distance, Uh he's going for speed. She's all alone (all alone) in her time of need.


In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade. She's hoping in time that her memories will fade.

Nice username for the occasion.
Moderator
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
June 24 2013 15:12 GMT
#196
And...

+ Show Spoiler +
That's how I met your mother!
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
June 24 2013 15:43 GMT
#197
I don't trust this delay.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9619 Posts
June 24 2013 16:15 GMT
#198
need a ban if not updated
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
June 24 2013 16:49 GMT
#199
Let's give him a day.
He could be racing right now... !
If not, ban his ass. n,n
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
June 24 2013 18:02 GMT
#200
The race obviously ended ugly and now he and the girl are racing for the border.
Never Knows Best.
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
June 24 2013 18:45 GMT
#201
I'm sure the op will update us once he finds an internet source in Brazil.
shiroiusagi
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
SoCal, USA3955 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-24 23:52:13
June 24 2013 23:47 GMT
#202
+ Show Spoiler +
Can't really find much, but I found 3 different news sites talking about a street race on Sunday night. One of the drivers lost control and struck another car. Both dead, The OP lives in US, but we don't know where.

http://www.fox21news.com/news/story.aspx?id=913259#.UcjXiD745_0
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/2-killed-in-street-racing-incident-in-colorado-springs/
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/colorado-springs-area/street-racing-blamed-for-deadly-crash-in-colorado-springs

o__o


EDIT: Nvm seems like from this blog post he is from Indiana
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=380707
Graphics@shiroiusagi_ | shiroiusagi.net
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
June 24 2013 23:51 GMT
#203
Rip in peace op, unless you're alive
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
GolemMadness
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada11044 Posts
June 25 2013 00:11 GMT
#204
This actually happens in real life?
http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=FLABREZU
Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
June 25 2013 00:15 GMT
#205
Pls update, I can't live without an update
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
June 25 2013 01:00 GMT
#206
RIP in piece
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
algorithm0r
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada486 Posts
June 25 2013 01:54 GMT
#207
You guys sounds like idiots. Settle it with a game of SC2 not something dangerous and dumb.
Rudolph
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States161 Posts
June 25 2013 02:58 GMT
#208
On June 25 2013 08:51 eviltomahawk wrote:
Rip in peace op, unless you're alive


Rest in peace in peace? O.o
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
June 25 2013 03:19 GMT
#209
It's like a woman-based, modern version of American Grafitti
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
June 25 2013 09:11 GMT
#210
This blog made me install Need for Speed Most Wanted (the original one) again. lol.
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
Salazarz
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Korea (South)2591 Posts
June 25 2013 09:57 GMT
#211
Biggest disappointment of a thread ever.
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
June 25 2013 14:55 GMT
#212
[image loading]
+
En Taro Violet
ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
June 25 2013 18:48 GMT
#213
Came in to make a monica joke =[
MindBreaker
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States574 Posts
June 25 2013 19:00 GMT
#214
Lol wow you guys are crazy! im not dead lol. race just got postponed. (family medical issue) will be up by the end of the week. the Boyfriend is borrowing a crx apparently.
Is it weird that I play most of my online games at work? And that it's a pizza place??
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
June 25 2013 20:53 GMT
#215
On June 26 2013 04:00 MindBreaker wrote:
Lol wow you guys are crazy! im not dead lol. race just got postponed. (family medical issue) will be up by the end of the week. the Boyfriend is borrowing a crx apparently.


OH SHIT.

how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
June 25 2013 21:29 GMT
#216
man that nfs scene seemed so cheesey...

That shattered some mirrors fo me
Useless wet fish.
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
June 26 2013 02:09 GMT
#217


what this made me think of-NFS Most Wanted intro lololol
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 26 2013 04:06 GMT
#218
On June 25 2013 23:55 Stratos wrote:
[image loading]

What is this by the way?
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
zarzobnz
Profile Joined October 2011
New Zealand35 Posts
June 26 2013 04:55 GMT
#219
I guess she's got a new date to the prom.
AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-26 05:02:34
June 26 2013 05:00 GMT
#220
On June 26 2013 11:09 wherebugsgo wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0sMVqSrvho

what this made me think of-NFS Most Wanted intro lololol

As long as OP's opponent makes the really assholeish hand motion that Ronnie makes at the beginning of the game I'm okay with it :D

On June 24 2013 20:57 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2013 20:54 OmniEulogy wrote:
On June 24 2013 15:16 IAmThEnd wrote:
Uh he's going the distance, Uh he's going for speed. She's all alone (all alone) in her time of need.


In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade. She's hoping in time that her memories will fade.


Well, doesn't that just take the cake.

I chuckled at this.
Who's the bigger scrub, the scrub, or the scrub who loses to him?
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
June 26 2013 15:46 GMT
#221
On June 26 2013 13:06 obesechicken13 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2013 23:55 Stratos wrote:
[image loading]

What is this by the way?

Starcraft, you've probably never heard of it.
En Taro Violet
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
June 26 2013 16:30 GMT
#222
I want a girrllll with a short skirt and a loooong

jacket.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
KillerSOS
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4207 Posts
June 26 2013 16:42 GMT
#223
On June 27 2013 01:30 MassHysteria wrote:
I want a girrllll with a short skirt and a loooong

jacket.


Voice that's dark like tinted glass
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
June 26 2013 17:25 GMT
#224
Wait I know nothing about street/drag racing, but I thought crx were supposed to own evos or something like that, unless it's from a full stop and/or there are a lot of turns D:
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
June 26 2013 18:51 GMT
#225
CRX's are only used for shells. The only way to know is to know what engine they have in it and he hasn't told us. With that said, it would have to be a pretty souped-up CRX to give it the edge imo.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
June 26 2013 19:19 GMT
#226
Oh I see. I'm afraid of OP's opponent sandbagging the whole time and actually having an insanely souped up crx or something haha.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
BlitzerSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy8800 Posts
June 27 2013 10:29 GMT
#227
I think OP got owned and he doesn't want to tell us.
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
June 27 2013 13:41 GMT
#228
On June 27 2013 19:29 BlitzerSC wrote:
I think OP got owned and he doesn't want to tell us.


He could say basically anything and we wouldn't know any different. Even if he loses he could just come back and say he won and banged the girl on the hood of the loser's car, and we'd just have to say... ok.
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9619 Posts
June 27 2013 13:55 GMT
#229
you have to buy into the story guys. don't be those people that go see Scream 4 and be like 'no he's a virgin he won't die'
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
June 27 2013 15:10 GMT
#230
On June 27 2013 22:41 HardlyNever wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2013 19:29 BlitzerSC wrote:
I think OP got owned and he doesn't want to tell us.


He could say basically anything and we wouldn't know any different. Even if he loses he could just come back and say he won and banged the girl on the hood of the loser's car, and we'd just have to say... ok.

I thought he's gonna record this shit on a cam or something though.
En Taro Violet
BlitzerSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy8800 Posts
June 27 2013 16:12 GMT
#231
On June 27 2013 22:41 HardlyNever wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2013 19:29 BlitzerSC wrote:
I think OP got owned and he doesn't want to tell us.


He could say basically anything and we wouldn't know any different. Even if he loses he could just come back and say he won and banged the girl on the hood of the loser's car, and we'd just have to say... ok.


He said he was going to record the race with a cam though ^^.
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
June 27 2013 18:40 GMT
#232
WHERE IS THE UPDATES
9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
June 27 2013 20:41 GMT
#233
RIP in peace D:
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
June 27 2013 20:46 GMT
#234
On June 28 2013 01:12 BlitzerSC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2013 22:41 HardlyNever wrote:
On June 27 2013 19:29 BlitzerSC wrote:
I think OP got owned and he doesn't want to tell us.


He could say basically anything and we wouldn't know any different. Even if he loses he could just come back and say he won and banged the girl on the hood of the loser's car, and we'd just have to say... ok.


He said he was going to record the race with a cam though ^^.


He could... just say... he didn't... record it...

dot... dot... dot...
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-28 02:34:50
June 28 2013 02:30 GMT
#235
He could just have a short vid of himself cruising around in his evo 8 and that would convince me he won. I'm all about the VTEC YOOOOOO myself but please even stripped out with a k24 swap, the crx is gonna get smashed by a boosted evo.
No contest.
Edit: + You gotta know how to drive.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
June 28 2013 03:46 GMT
#236
"Yeah, I was going to illegally race you for the right to pound that slut's pussy in front of my bros... but my gam-gam is sick, mind if we delay it a week?"

"Sure no problem man."

If there isn't a race video in this blog by the 1st, I have no choice but to follow Rekrul's orders.
ModeratorGodfather
stupidhydro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States216 Posts
June 28 2013 04:16 GMT
#237
On June 28 2013 12:46 Manifesto7 wrote:
"Yeah, I was going to illegally race you for the right to pound that slut's pussy in front of my bros... but my gam-gam is sick, mind if we delay it a week?"

"Sure no problem man."

If there isn't a race video in this blog by the 1st, I have no choice but to follow Rekrul's orders.



Awww yea, now shit just got real. =D
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
June 28 2013 06:06 GMT
#238
This is so not gonna happen :\
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9021 Posts
June 28 2013 12:52 GMT
#239
I sure hope this is real...
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
June 28 2013 15:23 GMT
#240
On June 28 2013 12:46 Manifesto7 wrote:
"Yeah, I was going to illegally race you for the right to pound that slut's pussy in front of my bros... but my gam-gam is sick, mind if we delay it a week?"

"Sure no problem man."

If there isn't a race video in this blog by the 1st, I have no choice but to follow Rekrul's orders.

Thank you Mani!
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-29 08:26:35
June 29 2013 08:24 GMT
#241
LOL yesss he's on a time limit now.

Poll: Ban or OP Delivers?

Banned (47)
 
84%

Dodges both (somehow?) (6)
 
11%

Delivers (3)
 
5%

56 total votes

Your vote: Ban or OP Delivers?

(Vote): Banned
(Vote): Delivers
(Vote): Dodges both (somehow?)



edit: Updated Poll
9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
June 29 2013 16:08 GMT
#242
On June 28 2013 12:46 Manifesto7 wrote:
"Yeah, I was going to illegally race you for the right to pound that slut's pussy in front of my bros... but my gam-gam is sick, mind if we delay it a week?"

"Sure no problem man."

If there isn't a race video in this blog by the 1st, I have no choice but to follow Rekrul's orders.

rekt
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
BlitzerSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy8800 Posts
July 01 2013 08:31 GMT
#243
OP did not deliver .
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
July 01 2013 08:49 GMT
#244
On June 26 2013 04:00 MindBreaker wrote:
will be up by the end of the week.

En Taro Violet
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
July 01 2013 16:48 GMT
#245
it is still the first in the states. blood will come soon
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
July 01 2013 17:19 GMT
#246
The netizens of Team Liquid demand satisfaction.
shiroiusagi
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
SoCal, USA3955 Posts
July 01 2013 18:32 GMT
#247
Last week ended, it's a new week.
Graphics@shiroiusagi_ | shiroiusagi.net
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
July 01 2013 18:34 GMT
#248
give it a few days.
and ban him after he delivers.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
July 01 2013 20:28 GMT
#249
Blood sacrifice is required, I think.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 01 2013 20:35 GMT
#250
On July 02 2013 03:34 PassiveAce wrote:
give it a few days.
and ban him after he delivers.


I agree with this idea.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3829 Posts
July 02 2013 02:55 GMT
#251
This thread already delivers by not going off track.
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
July 02 2013 03:20 GMT
#252
On July 02 2013 05:28 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Blood sacrifice is required, I think.


Streamed
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
GTPGlitch
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
5061 Posts
July 02 2013 04:41 GMT
#253
On July 02 2013 11:55 catplanetcatplanet wrote:
This thread already delivers by not going off track.


Still a little bit disappointing that there was no video, I get tired of fake blogs like this
Jo Byung Se #1 fan | CJ_Rush(reborn) fan | Liquid'Jinro(ret) fan | Liquid'Taeja fan | oGsTheSuperNada fan | Iris[gm](ret) fan |
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
July 02 2013 05:28 GMT
#254
I had really hoped we would get a video out of this. OP all talk?
LiquidDota Staff
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
July 02 2013 06:10 GMT
#255
I'm disappointed. TL community is disappointed.
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
July 02 2013 17:50 GMT
#256
On July 02 2013 11:55 catplanetcatplanet wrote:
This thread already delivers by not going off track.

Ha
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
July 03 2013 03:57 GMT
#257
Why isn't he banned yet?
ffadicted
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3545 Posts
July 03 2013 15:14 GMT
#258
Ban
SooYoung-Noona!
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
July 03 2013 16:16 GMT
#259
da fuq happened here
Walk the talk or fly the coup.
Call Manifesto.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
July 04 2013 02:38 GMT
#260
Moderator
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
July 04 2013 02:39 GMT
#261
Rofl for 30 days even
Moderator
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
July 04 2013 03:04 GMT
#262
Not 30 days yet. C'mon op, deliver!
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
July 04 2013 03:12 GMT
#263
On July 04 2013 12:04 Not_Computer wrote:
Not 30 days yet. C'mon op, deliver!

He's been banned for 30 days.
Moderator
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
July 04 2013 03:18 GMT
#264
Well shit, how's he going to deliver if he's banned?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
July 04 2013 03:32 GMT
#265
"hey baby, you should be watching from the sidelines...Don't wanna get any exhaust on that pretty face."

And well done at ban note ha.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
kmillz
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1548 Posts
July 04 2013 03:35 GMT
#266
I really hope he goes through with it (and is safe of course).
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
July 04 2013 03:36 GMT
#267
Oh I see it now

MindBreaker was just temp banned for 30 days by Manifesto7.

That account was created on 2011-04-01 03:36:07 and had 361 posts.

Reason: Brian: Hey, wait, hold up! I don't have any cash, but I do have the pink slip to my car
Jesse: Wait, you just can't climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you box!
Brian: [points to Vince] He *knows* I can box! So check it out, it's like this: If I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, *and* I take the respect girl.
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 04 2013 03:41 GMT
#268
lol finally the ban. Keeping us hanging, I know Chill has something against blogs that are just lies as well. D:<
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 04 2013 18:08 GMT
#269
Can OP still deliver (and get unban) if he PM's a mod?
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
July 04 2013 20:05 GMT
#270
I like how we all really really wanted this to be true
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
July 05 2013 01:59 GMT
#271
On July 04 2013 12:41 Aerisky wrote:
lol finally the ban. Keeping us hanging, I know Chill has something against blogs that are just lies as well. D:<

How do they know its a lie? What tipped them off?
User was warned for too many mimes.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
July 05 2013 04:07 GMT
#272
On July 05 2013 03:08 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Can OP still deliver (and get unban) if he PM's a mod?


I'm sure he would, but I'm quite doubtful he'd actually deliver.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 05 2013 05:20 GMT
#273
I'm still hopeful
eonDE
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada371 Posts
July 05 2013 05:28 GMT
#274
I wonder if someone tossed the other guy keys to the Mona Lisa that it's so quiet...
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3829 Posts
July 05 2013 17:51 GMT
#275
Maybe we need an LR thread to make it happen!
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
PowerDes
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States520 Posts
July 05 2013 18:21 GMT
#276
maybe he lost?
twitch.tv/PowerDes
NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
July 06 2013 07:00 GMT
#277
On June 09 2013 02:46 MindBreaker wrote:
UPDATE: So the plot thickens another friend of her's likes her and while i have stated I am not racing for the girl he wants in.... So he is racing with his turbo'd celica.

Plot twist, MindBreaker is the girl and she'll be updating us about the 3-way fist-fight that happened after the race and how she just got all 3 of them anyway because yolo.
"Start yo" -FlaSh
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
July 06 2013 12:26 GMT
#278
I so hope that he replies with the video. If he can read and can't post, I will post it for you. Just e-mail me sentient@skynet.com !
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
December 25 2013 12:18 GMT
#279
On June 26 2013 04:00 MindBreaker wrote:
Lol wow you guys are crazy! im not dead lol. race just got postponed. (family medical issue) will be up by the end of the week. the Boyfriend is borrowing a crx apparently.

?
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
December 25 2013 13:36 GMT
#280
WHY WOULD YOU BUMP THIS

got my hopes up for nuthin'
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
WonnaPlay
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands912 Posts
December 26 2013 01:18 GMT
#281
OMG I just read this thread for the first time ever and at first I was like WHY IS THIS GUY TEMP BANNED BECAUSE OF THIS POST?

Then I litterally spent the past half hour reading every word in this thread and it just crushes me that this never deliverd
Such a bad time to bring this up at Christmas!
Goibon
Profile Joined May 2010
New Zealand8185 Posts
December 26 2013 12:03 GMT
#282
argh i got trolled hard

i'd like the 4 minutes i spent on this thread back, or in some form of store credit
Leenock =^_^= Ryung =^_^= Parting =^_^= herO =^_^= Guilty
Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
January 04 2014 15:22 GMT
#283
ffs, got excited for nothing...
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
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