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jrkirby
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uberxD
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On May 16 2013 19:38 ninazerg wrote: So I go to National Intelligence classes to train to be a government agent, and in my Cyphering Class, there is this gorgeous redheaded woman with soft, yearning, sky-blue eyes and the most adorable freckles this side of the Rio Grande. EDIT: I like redheads/blue eyes/ freckles combo too LOL What to do? I think you can keep the cat, but shaving him first, then you can clean you house looking for every single hair of cat around, and she could use some pills. I know from a girl that is a cat lover, that those pills work. She is a cat lover, she's allergic to them and have like 3 cats in her house. So you can make that effort, and she can make that effort. That what loves means, or something like that... | ||
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St3MoR
Spain3256 Posts
choose the girl, keep the cat as close as possible | ||
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hypercube
Hungary2735 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 16 2013 23:00 Pandemona wrote: LOL How high where you when you wrote this...im feeling very xD I was so high, d00d. | ||
Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51436 Posts
Would never of guessed  Ahaha. | ||
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thezanursic
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thezanursic
5478 Posts
![[image loading]](http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/38053_480167248064_738282_n.jpg) Is this really you or was Game trolling? You seem drunk... | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 17 2013 02:11 thezanursic wrote: + Show Spoiler + Is this really you or was Game trolling? You seem drunk... That's not me, that's actually a girl who delivers pizzas, and Game spent that whole ordering pizzas (all of which he ate) until he got her to come to the door, and played a lot of Ultima Online (which is for cool people, not nerds) whilst waiting. When she showed up, he was like "If you want a tip, you have to take a picture with me." and she was like "No, I'll just deliver this one for free." but he was like "PLEASE PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 20 DOLLARS. IT'S ALL I HAVE." At this point, you may be wondering how he paid for all the prior pizzas having only 20 dollars. Pretty simple. As soon as they came to the door, he asked to see the pizzas to make sure they didn't put anchovies on it. As soon as the pizza box was opened, his mouth turned into a vacuum cleaner and sucked it up and the pizza guy had no idea what just happened. But Game would be like "No, it's got anchovies on it, take it back. Tell them the dough is soggy, too." and they would take it back to Amy from Amy's Baking Company and she would literally have an aneurysm every time and would yell "WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A HATER! THAT PIZZA WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM AND I GUESS I'LL JUST STOP SERVING PIZZAS FOREVER AND BURN DOWN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EAT RATS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." Coincidentally, I found a picture of Game while looking through the "I protect my virginity" thread on a very popular image message board: + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/SBIm81D.png) If I saw this dude right here as the bouncer to a club, I wouldn't give him shit, because I'd be like "THAT GUY IS CRAZY". | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On May 16 2013 22:21 ne0lith wrote:***fingers crossed, toes crossed, testicles crossed*** Dude crossed testicles hurt so badly, don't ever wish that upon yourself | ||
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Chimpalimp
United States1135 Posts
On May 16 2013 23:10 radscorpion9 wrote: Ninazerg your'e so lovable. I hope you make a video blog, and just ramble Dude was Boxxy not enough? On May 17 2013 02:32 ninazerg wrote: That's not me, that's actually a girl who delivers pizzas, and Game spent that whole ordering pizzas (all of which he ate) until he got her to come to the door, and played a lot of Ultima Online (which is for cool people, not nerds) whilst waiting. When she showed up, he was like "If you want a tip, you have to take a picture with me." and she was like "No, I'll just deliver this one for free." but he was like "PLEASE PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 20 DOLLARS. IT'S ALL I HAVE." At this point, you may be wondering how he paid for all the prior pizzas having only 20 dollars. Pretty simple. As soon as they came to the door, he asked to see the pizzas to make sure they didn't put anchovies on it. As soon as the pizza box was opened, his mouth turned into a vacuum cleaner and sucked it up and the pizza guy had no idea what just happened. But Game would be like "No, it's got anchovies on it, take it back. Tell them the dough is soggy, too." and they would take it back to Amy from Amy's Baking Company and she would literally have an aneurysm every time and would yell "WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A HATER! THAT PIZZA WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM AND I GUESS I'LL JUST STOP SERVING PIZZAS FOREVER AND BURN DOWN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EAT RATS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." Coincidentally, I found a picture of Game while looking through the "I protect my virginity" thread on a very popular image message board: + Show Spoiler + If I saw this dude right here as the bouncer to a club, I wouldn't give him shit, because I'd be like "THAT GUY IS CRAZY". I know I am stating the obvious here, but that is a load of bull. Neglecting the weird yarn you conjured up here. No pizza delivery person wears a black dress, matching necklace and earrings, and a small black purse. Regardless, I enjoyed the chuckle I got from the story. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12128 Posts
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MysteryMeat1
United States3291 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 16 2013 19:49 BisuDagger wrote: I would shave the cat, that's just my opinion. But didn't  TechnicS propose to you? He's going to be devastated to find out you aren't into guys anymore and that he may be the cause of that.The hair on the cat might grow back. On May 16 2013 20:04 Oukka wrote: First of all you write really really well. But that doesn't help you, unless you maybe write nicely to your cat and ask it to stop leaving hair everywhere... Are you sure the situation is truly either or, that there are no other options or compromise solutions available? I'll say that the poster above me has a point with the antihistamine, but if that's been tried and proven not working I really don't know. First of all, thank you. Second of all, cats cannot be reasoned with, because they are soulless killing machines that humans have decided wrongly to domesticate. Finally, there is no compromise, no surrender, no retreat. That is Spartan Law. | ||
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Ushio
Canada868 Posts
On May 17 2013 00:45 jrkirby wrote: Who knew girls wrote better girl blogs than guys? Its probably alot easier when you're not thinking with your D. | ||
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L_Master
United States8017 Posts
On May 17 2013 02:32 ninazerg wrote: That's not me, that's actually a girl who delivers pizzas, and Game spent that whole ordering pizzas (all of which he ate) until he got her to come to the door, and played a lot of Ultima Online (which is for cool people, not nerds) whilst waiting. When she showed up, he was like "If you want a tip, you have to take a picture with me." and she was like "No, I'll just deliver this one for free." but he was like "PLEASE PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 20 DOLLARS. IT'S ALL I HAVE." At this point, you may be wondering how he paid for all the prior pizzas having only 20 dollars. Pretty simple. As soon as they came to the door, he asked to see the pizzas to make sure they didn't put anchovies on it. As soon as the pizza box was opened, his mouth turned into a vacuum cleaner and sucked it up and the pizza guy had no idea what just happened. But Game would be like "No, it's got anchovies on it, take it back. Tell them the dough is soggy, too." and they would take it back to Amy from Amy's Baking Company and she would literally have an aneurysm every time and would yell "WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A HATER! THAT PIZZA WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM AND I GUESS I'LL JUST STOP SERVING PIZZAS FOREVER AND BURN DOWN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EAT RATS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." Coincidentally, I found a picture of Game while looking through the "I protect my virginity" thread on a very popular image message board: + Show Spoiler + If I saw this dude right here as the bouncer to a club, I wouldn't give him shit, because I'd be like "THAT GUY IS CRAZY". I literally just learned about this last night. Some people B crazy! + Show Spoiler + Your writing is imba, and will probably give people abs | ||
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Otolia
France5805 Posts
On May 17 2013 03:21 Shady Sands wrote: Dude crossed testicles hurt so badly, don't ever wish that upon yourself Actually actually your testicles crossed is life-threatening. And if you ever feel a lot of pain in that area for a prolonged duration, hurry the fuck up to your nearest medical urgency hospital. | ||
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kerpal
United Kingdom2695 Posts
Is a webcam tour of your apartment not a possible solution? | ||
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Flossy
United States870 Posts
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
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