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Dear Abby, Teamliquid,
I desperately need some advice because I'm pretty stuck. But you need to know some background information, so get ready for some tl;dfr 'cuz this about to get crazy up in here. First, I love cats, (they're delicious[j/k]) but they shed a LOT of hair. They are constantly shedding enough hair to fill St. Basil's Cathedral daily. It's pretty intense. Now, certain people suffer from allergies from cats because cat hair is also filled with radioactive isotopes or something (I'm not 100% sure about that, but think about it - all the nations with the most cats also developed nuclear weapons first) so generally, you need to be constantly cleaning so that people who are affected by the cat hair won't burst out into hives, or, at the very least, clean it so that every bite of your sandwich isn't an adverse mix of honey wheat bread, honey-smoked turkey breast slices, crisp romaine lettuce, a slice of provolone cheese, a juicy tomato slice, freshly-ripened avocado, and then finally, a heap of cat hair.
So I go to National Intelligence classes to train to be a government agent, and in my Cyphering Class, there is this gorgeous redheaded woman with soft, yearning, sky-blue eyes and the most adorable freckles this side of the Rio Grande. At first, when I saw her, my heart felt like it was going to pound through my chest, although that is impossible because the bone structure in the chest cavity is heavily reinforced and I am doubtful that a muscle designed to distribute liquid throughout the body using immense pulses of pressure could penetrate a chest plate, but if we can put a man on the moon, then someday, it may be possible. Anyhoo, the attraction was instant on my part, but I was far too shy to approach her. I just couldn't bring myself to talk to her for the longest time, because I'm a pretty introverted person and socially-challenged and timid and scared to live life to the fullest thx 2 shield battery and just don't know how to talk in general. I would daydream of walking up and being like "Hey. Sup. I'm Nina." and then taking off a pair of dark sunglasses, then she would look up and go "I want you." but I knew this was impossible. Sigh. As time went on, I would just feel more and more intimidated. Like, the problem became like... it was like time was against me. Would it be weird to have waited so long, for what felt like years of knowing her, and wondering about her, and thinking about her, and being in the same class for so long, and then out of the blue, just say "Hey, I know we've both been coming to this class for awhile, and I never said hi before, but I'm saying it now because I've decided to join the vertebrae subphylum and grow a spine and talk to you... I mean, wow, this is awkward." and then I would explode. Blood and guts all over the walls. Nobody should be put through that.
So, after going through this personal turmoil for a couple of minutes, I got up and said "Hello." and she said "Hey." and I asked her if I could borrow her pen because mine was out of ink. She gave me a pen and I said "Haha, these pens... always running out of ink." and she said "Yeah, I know, they always just have ink, then you end up using it up and it's like guh." and I was like "You know, just the other day, I had this pen, and I was writing something on my hand... I mean on a piece of paper, and it decided to run out and I never got to finish writing." and she was like "That is so annoying. This is why I keep a coffee cup full of spare pens at home, and I put like 12 pens in my purse." and I was like "No way! That is so smart! You're really pretty and smart, your boyfriend must be really lucky." and she was like "Ha, I don't have a boyfriend, I'm a lesbo." and I was all like "Thank you, God." and God was like "Don't thank me, you gay abomination. Haha, just kidding. I love all my children, except that Fred Phelps faggot."
So we hit it off instantaneously. Her name was Qatherine with a Q. It's pronounced the same as "Catherine" or "Katherine" but has a Q. I called her Suzie Q. Actually, I'd better come up with a fake name for her, so let's call her "Kristin". Or Kristen. Yeah, I like Kristen with an E more. Well, actually, we just became friends. She once told me "My ex-boyfriend never showed me his apartment, and then when I finally convinced him to show me his place, he showed me his friend's apartment instead and said it was his. When I found out he was lying after rummaging through the mail on the counter, I demanded answers. Then he showed me his REAL apartment, and it was like a strip club; leopard-spotted covers on everything, lots of pink, lots of stripper poles, strobe lights, sex toys, handcuffs, blow-up dolls, and dildos... just dildos everywhere. And he was pretty embarrassed to show me, like, he was like 'You think I use these on girls? No way!' and I gave him this look like 'then what do you use them for?' and he was like 'NO IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK' and guess what? I was what I thought. After that, I said no more boys, and no more romances until I see the person's apartment."
But there was a twist. Another time she told me "I'm so allergic to cat hair that it put me in the emergency room twice. Actually, three times, but I don't really count the third one." and because I am an avid cat-lover, I just said "Don't come over to my place then!!! HAHAHAH IT'S COVERED IN CAT HAIR CUZ I LOVE MY LITTLE KITTY PRINCESS"
So Kristen and I were cool with each for a long time and we hung out a lot, like going to mini-golf, karaoke, watching the entire Dr. Who series, Paris, the zoo, strawberry-picking, sucked into a pyramid scheme together, almost got stabbed by a crackhead, and returned a dog to it's owners who lived hours away. Lots of great times, lots of laughs, and lots of subtle flirting, but nothing good. Until one day. We were just sitting at Dairy Queen, and we both got one big milkshake and each got a straw to drink it, and were staring into each other's eyes. Then Kristin said "Wouldn't it be funny if we got a plate of spaghetti like in Disney's Lady and The Tramp and then ate a really long spaghetti noodle, but much to our surprise, we were both consuming the same noodle, so when we got to the end, we kissed?" and I smiled and said "I'd like that." and she said "I'd like that, too, but I get to be the tramp!" and I was like "No way, I get to be the tramp!" and then there was silence and we got really close to each other's faces and I could smell her delicious bacon-flavored lipstick on her moist red lips that seemed to cry out to be kissed. She closed her eyes and whispered "I love you.", and I did the same, and right then, I knew we were meant to be together forever, a perfect bond of pure love coming together to create a shining new star of harmony in the universe. Then she was like "Hey, do you mind if I see your apartment?" and I was like "I care about you a lot, and I don't want you to get hurt because of my damn cat's hair."
And come to think of it, my cat is an ungrateful bastard who causes nothing but misery and despair to all who own her, and her last three owners all committed suicide, so I know she's cursed, and she pukes on the rug every day, and sometimes on my face in my sleep and poops all over the place even though her cat box is right there, and is ripping apart all my furniture and pisses on the floor and eats all my weed, and attacks everyone who comes near her, including me, and sometimes attacks me in my sleep for no reason and leaves my face covered in scratch marks and I live in constant fear and depression because this thing exists, but I don't know if I should get rid of my cat, because that would be admitting defeat, and if I do that, the cat wins.
So it's either my cat or Kristen.
WHAT SHOULD I DO??????????????
 
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Sounds like you should put the cat in a bag and throw it in a lake.
Well, either that or give it away to a shelter or something. Was it a street cat before you got it?
Edit: No wait, I got the solution, rename your cat to Kristen, they you can have both gg.
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Bisutopia19290 Posts
I would shave the cat, that's just my opinion. But didn't  TechnicS propose to you? He's going to be devastated to find out you aren't into guys anymore and that he may be the cause of that.
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You ramble amazingly, I just thought you should know that. I laughed a ton reading this.
Honestly, in your situation, I have no idea what I'd do. I'm a massive cat person too, but I'm also pretty desparate for a good romance, and if those desires were conflicting... I see your problem.
I'd try at least subtly suggesting an antihistamine. I take Zyrtec once daily because I'm allergic to everything, and it works out pretty well for almost everyone. Well, I burst out into hives pretty instantly if I don't take it, so that means it works I guess. The problem is that she may not respond that well to the suggestion. Some people are just super anti-medicine and especially won't do it for somebody else (though that's not really a good sign of a successful relationship if she rejects it off-hand either).
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First of all you write really really well. But that doesn't help you, unless you maybe write nicely to your cat and ask it to stop leaving hair everywhere...
Are you sure the situation is truly either or, that there are no other options or compromise solutions available? I'll say that the poster above me has a point with the antihistamine, but if that's been tried and proven not working I really don't know.
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United Kingdom14103 Posts
On May 16 2013 19:50 dcemuser wrote:
You ramble amazingly, I just thought you should know that. I laughed a ton reading this.
Honestly, in your situation, I have no idea what I'd do. I'm a massive cat person too, but I'm also pretty desparate for a good romance, and if those desires were conflicting... I see your problem.
I'd try at least subtly suggesting an antihistamine. I take Zyrtec once daily because I'm allergic to everything, and it works out pretty well for almost everyone. Well, I burst out into hives pretty instantly if I don't take it, so that means it works I guess. The problem is that she may not respond that well to the suggestion. Some people are just super anti-medicine and especially won't do it for somebody else (though that's not really a good sign of a successful relationship if she rejects it off-hand either).
His ramblings remind me of Terry Pratchett, I love it!
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hahahaha pure awesomeness~ my two favourite parts were, one-when they talk pen ink, two- when they get milkshakes and spaghetti and argue over who gets to be the tramp! so good :D
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Your writing is amazing, wow.
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You're really pretty and smart, your boyfriend must be really lucky." and she was like "Ha, I don't have a boyfriend, I'm a lesbo." and I was all like "Thank you, God." and God was like "Don't thank me, you gay abomination. Haha, just kidding. I love all my children, except that Fred Phelps faggot."
lol
Maybe you can keep the cat outside except for an entrance room inside the house it can sleep in. I don't know how it's structured though.
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Took me some reading to realize you're a girl.
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You fantasize so much that I can't tell where the truth and the dream world starts, so to me, this whole dilemma is surreal and it's one big euphemism about starcraft. That 'thx 2 shield battery' line tells me you really don't have cat problems and that the real answer lies between 41 and 43.
Your whole writing style reminds me of the constant daydreaming that is done in School Rumble, my favorite anime.
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I liked the part where you peed your pants.
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Funny story and good writing, but you guys do realize this is not real, right? Unless she posts a video with a massive lesbian kiss between her and Kristen, while holding a piece of paper saying "U horny, TL?", then I guess this is just her making fun of the typical girl blogs around here. I'm waiting for that video to prove me wrong though, my pants are ready.
***fingers crossed, toes crossed, testicles crossed***
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Are you sure you have a cat?
Nice story, well written
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Netherlands6188 Posts
Haha that had me very entertained. Great writing style.
Also, cats own you. Don't be trapped. The cat is merely keeping you alive for its own feeding convenience.
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Very nice read. 5/5
and I was all like "Thank you, God." and God was like "Don't thank me, you gay abomination. Haha, just kidding. I love all my children, except that Fred Phelps faggot."
hahaha hilarious.
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
LOL How high where you when you wrote this...im feeling very xD
Awesome read though enjoyed it all.
Pretty easy answer...BAI KITTEH, time to trade her in at the local Chinese Resturant + Show Spoiler +
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Ninazerg your'e so lovable. I hope you make a video blog, and just ramble
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Super cute story with awesome presentation.
5/5
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Who knew girls wrote better girl blogs than guys?
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On May 16 2013 19:38 ninazerg wrote:
So I go to National Intelligence classes to train to be a government agent, and in my Cyphering Class, there is this gorgeous redheaded woman with soft, yearning, sky-blue eyes and the most adorable freckles this side of the Rio Grande.
EDIT: I like redheads/blue eyes/ freckles combo too LOL
What to do? I think you can keep the cat, but shaving him first, then you can clean you house looking for every single hair of cat around, and she could use some pills. I know from a girl that is a cat lover, that those pills work. She is a cat lover, she's allergic to them and have like 3 cats in her house. So you can make that effort, and she can make that effort. That what loves means, or something like that...
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so much fun to read 5/5
choose the girl, keep the cat as close as possible
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So she's allergic to cat hair but not cats? This seems to suggest a solution.
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On May 16 2013 23:00 Pandemona wrote:
LOL How high where you when you wrote this...im feeling very xD
I was so high, d00d.
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
On May 17 2013 02:02 ninazerg wrote:Show nested quote +On May 16 2013 23:00 Pandemona wrote:
LOL How high where you when you wrote this...im feeling very xD
I was so high, d00d.
Would never of guessed  Ahaha.
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What about your intimate relationship with LRM)Game, you'll break his little sadistic black heart! And don't get me started on what will happen to his libido...
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On May 17 2013 02:11 thezanursic wrote:+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/38053_480167248064_738282_n.jpg) Is this really you or was Game trolling? You seem drunk...
That's not me, that's actually a girl who delivers pizzas, and Game spent that whole ordering pizzas (all of which he ate) until he got her to come to the door, and played a lot of Ultima Online (which is for cool people, not nerds) whilst waiting. When she showed up, he was like "If you want a tip, you have to take a picture with me." and she was like "No, I'll just deliver this one for free." but he was like "PLEASE PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 20 DOLLARS. IT'S ALL I HAVE." At this point, you may be wondering how he paid for all the prior pizzas having only 20 dollars. Pretty simple. As soon as they came to the door, he asked to see the pizzas to make sure they didn't put anchovies on it. As soon as the pizza box was opened, his mouth turned into a vacuum cleaner and sucked it up and the pizza guy had no idea what just happened. But Game would be like "No, it's got anchovies on it, take it back. Tell them the dough is soggy, too." and they would take it back to Amy from Amy's Baking Company and she would literally have an aneurysm every time and would yell "WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A HATER! THAT PIZZA WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM AND I GUESS I'LL JUST STOP SERVING PIZZAS FOREVER AND BURN DOWN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EAT RATS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."
Coincidentally, I found a picture of Game while looking through the "I protect my virginity" thread on a very popular image message board:
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/SBIm81D.png) If I saw this dude right here as the bouncer to a club, I wouldn't give him shit, because I'd be like "THAT GUY IS CRAZY".
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On May 16 2013 22:21 ne0lith wrote:***fingers crossed, toes crossed, testicles crossed***
Dude crossed testicles hurt so badly, don't ever wish that upon yourself
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Damn, I feel like you need to stop and breathe once in a while. The run-on sentences are leaving you devoid of oxygen. I like your writing style nonetheless, it is rather humorous.
On May 16 2013 23:10 radscorpion9 wrote:
Ninazerg your'e so lovable. I hope you make a video blog, and just ramble
Dude was Boxxy not enough?
On May 17 2013 02:32 ninazerg wrote:That's not me, that's actually a girl who delivers pizzas, and Game spent that whole ordering pizzas (all of which he ate) until he got her to come to the door, and played a lot of Ultima Online (which is for cool people, not nerds) whilst waiting. When she showed up, he was like "If you want a tip, you have to take a picture with me." and she was like "No, I'll just deliver this one for free." but he was like "PLEASE PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 20 DOLLARS. IT'S ALL I HAVE." At this point, you may be wondering how he paid for all the prior pizzas having only 20 dollars. Pretty simple. As soon as they came to the door, he asked to see the pizzas to make sure they didn't put anchovies on it. As soon as the pizza box was opened, his mouth turned into a vacuum cleaner and sucked it up and the pizza guy had no idea what just happened. But Game would be like "No, it's got anchovies on it, take it back. Tell them the dough is soggy, too." and they would take it back to Amy from Amy's Baking Company and she would literally have an aneurysm every time and would yell "WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A HATER! THAT PIZZA WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM AND I GUESS I'LL JUST STOP SERVING PIZZAS FOREVER AND BURN DOWN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EAT RATS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." Coincidentally, I found a picture of Game while looking through the "I protect my virginity" thread on a very popular image message board: + Show Spoiler +If I saw this dude right here as the bouncer to a club, I wouldn't give him shit, because I'd be like "THAT GUY IS CRAZY".
I know I am stating the obvious here, but that is a load of bull. Neglecting the weird yarn you conjured up here. No pizza delivery person wears a black dress, matching necklace and earrings, and a small black purse. Regardless, I enjoyed the chuckle I got from the story.
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Lol. Well played. At above, that's actually her, the elaborate story is just a joke, I'm pretty sure. She's throwing in a bunch of random references intended to be obvious lol
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If you give away the cat you might commit suicide and make it 4/4
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On May 16 2013 19:49 BisuDagger wrote:I would shave the cat, that's just my opinion. But didn't TechnicS propose to you? He's going to be devastated to find out you aren't into guys anymore and that he may be the cause of that.
The hair on the cat might grow back.
On May 16 2013 20:04 Oukka wrote:
First of all you write really really well. But that doesn't help you, unless you maybe write nicely to your cat and ask it to stop leaving hair everywhere...
Are you sure the situation is truly either or, that there are no other options or compromise solutions available? I'll say that the poster above me has a point with the antihistamine, but if that's been tried and proven not working I really don't know.
First of all, thank you. Second of all, cats cannot be reasoned with, because they are soulless killing machines that humans have decided wrongly to domesticate.
Finally, there is no compromise, no surrender, no retreat. That is Spartan Law.
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On May 17 2013 00:45 jrkirby wrote:
Who knew girls wrote better girl blogs than guys?
Its probably alot easier when you're not thinking with your D.
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On May 17 2013 02:32 ninazerg wrote:That's not me, that's actually a girl who delivers pizzas, and Game spent that whole ordering pizzas (all of which he ate) until he got her to come to the door, and played a lot of Ultima Online (which is for cool people, not nerds) whilst waiting. When she showed up, he was like "If you want a tip, you have to take a picture with me." and she was like "No, I'll just deliver this one for free." but he was like "PLEASE PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 20 DOLLARS. IT'S ALL I HAVE." At this point, you may be wondering how he paid for all the prior pizzas having only 20 dollars. Pretty simple. As soon as they came to the door, he asked to see the pizzas to make sure they didn't put anchovies on it. As soon as the pizza box was opened, his mouth turned into a vacuum cleaner and sucked it up and the pizza guy had no idea what just happened. But Game would be like "No, it's got anchovies on it, take it back. Tell them the dough is soggy, too." and they would take it back to Amy from Amy's Baking Company and she would literally have an aneurysm every time and would yell "WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A HATER! THAT PIZZA WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM AND I GUESS I'LL JUST STOP SERVING PIZZAS FOREVER AND BURN DOWN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EAT RATS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." Coincidentally, I found a picture of Game while looking through the "I protect my virginity" thread on a very popular image message board: + Show Spoiler +If I saw this dude right here as the bouncer to a club, I wouldn't give him shit, because I'd be like "THAT GUY IS CRAZY".
I literally just learned about this last night. Some people B crazy!
+ Show Spoiler +Your writing is imba, and will probably give people abs
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On May 17 2013 03:21 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On May 16 2013 22:21 ne0lith wrote:***fingers crossed, toes crossed, testicles crossed*** Dude crossed testicles hurt so badly, don't ever wish that upon yourself
Actually actually your testicles crossed is life-threatening. And if you ever feel a lot of pain in that area for a prolonged duration, hurry the fuck up to your nearest medical urgency hospital.
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No nina! It's all wrong. If you write a girl blog on tl it should contain no actual girls.
Is a webcam tour of your apartment not a possible solution?
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Lol. For the future I need to keep a clean apartment. Always worried what people think of me when I have piles of school papers on the floor and energy drinks unrecycled.
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They always say bro's before ho's but I don't believe there is such a rule about cats. So I guess it's up to you to decide if the cat is a bro..
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On May 17 2013 08:50 B.I.G. wrote:
They always say bro's before ho's but I don't believe there is such a rule about cats. So I guess it's up to you to decide if the cat is a bro..
My cat is a ho. My cat is such a little ho. Come to think of it though, Kristin is my bro, sooooo I definitely don't know no mo'.
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On May 17 2013 11:39 ninazerg wrote:Show nested quote +On May 17 2013 08:50 B.I.G. wrote:
They always say bro's before ho's but I don't believe there is such a rule about cats. So I guess it's up to you to decide if the cat is a bro.. My cat is a ho. My cat is such a little ho. Come to think of it though, Kristin is my bro, sooooo I definitely don't know no mo'.
You are so awesome.
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On May 17 2013 02:32 ninazerg wrote:That's not me, that's actually a girl who delivers pizzas, and Game spent that whole ordering pizzas (all of which he ate) until he got her to come to the door, and played a lot of Ultima Online (which is for cool people, not nerds) whilst waiting. When she showed up, he was like "If you want a tip, you have to take a picture with me." and she was like "No, I'll just deliver this one for free." but he was like "PLEASE PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 20 DOLLARS. IT'S ALL I HAVE." At this point, you may be wondering how he paid for all the prior pizzas having only 20 dollars. Pretty simple. As soon as they came to the door, he asked to see the pizzas to make sure they didn't put anchovies on it. As soon as the pizza box was opened, his mouth turned into a vacuum cleaner and sucked it up and the pizza guy had no idea what just happened. But Game would be like "No, it's got anchovies on it, take it back. Tell them the dough is soggy, too." and they would take it back to Amy from Amy's Baking Company and she would literally have an aneurysm every time and would yell "WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A HATER! THAT PIZZA WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM AND I GUESS I'LL JUST STOP SERVING PIZZAS FOREVER AND BURN DOWN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EAT RATS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." Coincidentally, I found a picture of Game while looking through the "I protect my virginity" thread on a very popular image message board: + Show Spoiler +If I saw this dude right here as the bouncer to a club, I wouldn't give him shit, because I'd be like "THAT GUY IS CRAZY".
Still no pickles.gif
+ Show Spoiler +
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i am an animal lover, and i have my own cat, so i can unerrtand why this decision is agonizing. so because i love cats and i also want you to get the girl, in going to brainstorm ways to do both. would it be possible to leave your cat with someone for a few days and then clean and show her your place? or you could shave your cat. or carry a healthy supply of epinephrine autoinjectors and show her your house while having her breath through a dust mask or towel or something. if you must you could give your cat to someone you love so you could still visit it and stuff. What else... you coulddd.. oh! you could put your cat in a hair proof receptacle everytime she comes over, and vacume alot. anyways the message is you can have your red haired cake with cat hair on the side and eat it too. edited for spelling.
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make a secret room in your house where you can keep the cat in secret and visit it every once in a while and feed it and clean the litter box and whatnot.
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On May 18 2013 00:06 Gprime wrote:
i am an animal lover, and i have my own cat, so i can unerrtand why this decision is agonizing. so because i love cats and i also want you to get the girl, in going to brainstorm ways to do both. would it be possible to leave your cat with someone for a few days and then clean and show her your place? or you could shave your cat. or carry a healthy supply of epinephrine autoinjectors and show her your house while having her breath through a dust mask or towel or something. if you must you could give your cat to someone you love so you could still visit it and stuff. What else... you coulddd.. oh! you could put your cat in a hair proof receptacle everytime she comes over, and vacume alot. anyways the message is you can have your red haired cake with cat hair on the side and eat it too. edited for spelling.
I would love to get some of that red hair cake in my mouth as soon as possible, but think about this: the place is so inundated with cat hair that it has to be burned to the ground or I have to move out for me to be even semi-free from the hair. I already vacuum my house at least six times per day, sometimes more, but there's just always more.
On May 18 2013 04:45 Aveng3r wrote:
make a secret room in your house where you can keep the cat in secret and visit it every once in a while and feed it and clean the litter box and whatnot.
It will escape.
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dont take this the wrong way, but i think you have already made your decision and are looking for outside justification to make the choice easier. that justification has to come from you though. you can turn a tough issue like this over a thousand times and ask for a thousand different opinions, but at the end of the day you are still going to be the one pushing the button. Ive been there, and i dont envy you. if you think you know What you want, id encourage you to just go for it and trust in your decision. be happy and dont put it off and delay and strain your mind, because at the end of the day its still 'do i or dont i?' good luck :D
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On May 19 2013 05:04 Gprime wrote:
dont take this the wrong way, but i think you have already made your decision and are looking for outside justification to make the choice easier.
no wai
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fuck that pussy ditch the cat
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lol wow...
Had a good laugh, thanks.
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On May 18 2013 10:23 ninazerg wrote:Show nested quote +On May 18 2013 00:06 Gprime wrote:
i am an animal lover, and i have my own cat, so i can unerrtand why this decision is agonizing. so because i love cats and i also want you to get the girl, in going to brainstorm ways to do both. would it be possible to leave your cat with someone for a few days and then clean and show her your place? or you could shave your cat. or carry a healthy supply of epinephrine autoinjectors and show her your house while having her breath through a dust mask or towel or something. if you must you could give your cat to someone you love so you could still visit it and stuff. What else... you coulddd.. oh! you could put your cat in a hair proof receptacle everytime she comes over, and vacume alot. anyways the message is you can have your red haired cake with cat hair on the side and eat it too. edited for spelling. I would love to get some of that red hair cake in my mouth as soon as possible, but think about this: the place is so inundated with cat hair that it has to be burned to the ground or I have to move out for me to be even semi-free from the hair. I already vacuum my house at least six times per day, sometimes more, but there's just always more. Show nested quote +On May 18 2013 04:45 Aveng3r wrote:
make a secret room in your house where you can keep the cat in secret and visit it every once in a while and feed it and clean the litter box and whatnot. It will escape.
Well then so be it, the choice will be easy then
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On May 19 2013 15:05 Aveng3r wrote:Show nested quote +On May 18 2013 10:23 ninazerg wrote:On May 18 2013 00:06 Gprime wrote:
i am an animal lover, and i have my own cat, so i can unerrtand why this decision is agonizing. so because i love cats and i also want you to get the girl, in going to brainstorm ways to do both. would it be possible to leave your cat with someone for a few days and then clean and show her your place? or you could shave your cat. or carry a healthy supply of epinephrine autoinjectors and show her your house while having her breath through a dust mask or towel or something. if you must you could give your cat to someone you love so you could still visit it and stuff. What else... you coulddd.. oh! you could put your cat in a hair proof receptacle everytime she comes over, and vacume alot. anyways the message is you can have your red haired cake with cat hair on the side and eat it too. edited for spelling. I would love to get some of that red hair cake in my mouth as soon as possible, but think about this: the place is so inundated with cat hair that it has to be burned to the ground or I have to move out for me to be even semi-free from the hair. I already vacuum my house at least six times per day, sometimes more, but there's just always more. On May 18 2013 04:45 Aveng3r wrote:
make a secret room in your house where you can keep the cat in secret and visit it every once in a while and feed it and clean the litter box and whatnot. It will escape. Well then so be it, the choice will be easy then
No, the choice is incredibly difficult, and there is no way that I can break this mental deadlock, unless I can get enough advice on this forum.
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I lost it at the shield battery.
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On May 16 2013 19:38 ninazerg wrote:
WHAT SHOULD I DO??????????????
I'll pass on to you the universal girl blog advice - your relationship is a disaster and it's not going to work because trust me I've been there and it doesn't work, so end it now.
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reroute all of your mail to a friends apt, one who preferably isnt there that often so you dont get disturbed and just make it seem like that is your place. It has to be a friend who has a lot of pictures of you around so it isnt really a hastle to make it seem like you live there.
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"Ha, I don't have a boyfriend, I'm a lesbo." and I was all like "Thank you, God." and God was like "Don't thank me, you gay abomination. Haha, just kidding. I love all my children, except that Fred Phelps faggot."
Best thing I have ever read in a blog... if not ever on the entire internet.
holy shit i might have to make this my facebook status... but without context people would just think i was wierd so i cant... but i wish i could without coming off as creepy.
anyways 5/5 would read again.
shit forgot a real response/answer to ur question..
Bang at her place, give ur kitty its own bedroom if u guys ever decide to get that far together in life.
Dont ditch ur kitty for a pussy
just saying sry ><
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We want updates ! (or a new story. Your pick)
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On May 16 2013 19:49 BisuDagger wrote:I would shave the cat, that's just my opinion. But didn't TechnicS propose to you? He's going to be devastated to find out you aren't into guys anymore and that he may be the cause of that.
I agree, you should definitelly shave your pussy.
It's also easier to play with it that way.
I think your friend Kristen would definitely appreciate it aswell.
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goddamnit, when I read girl blog I thought it was a girl blog, not something about girls. Anyway, mildly entertaining with a heap of cat hair in my sandwich.
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Fun read 5/5![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/j9ph66V.gif)
