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B.I.G.
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 17 2013 08:50 B.I.G. wrote: They always say bro's before ho's but I don't believe there is such a rule about cats. So I guess it's up to you to decide if the cat is a bro.. My cat is a ho. My cat is such a little ho. Come to think of it though, Kristin is my bro, sooooo I definitely don't know no mo'. | ||
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GhandiEAGLE
United States20754 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + also give her the D | ||
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
On May 17 2013 11:39 ninazerg wrote: My cat is a ho. My cat is such a little ho. Come to think of it though, Kristin is my bro, sooooo I definitely don't know no mo'. You are so awesome. | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
On May 17 2013 02:32 ninazerg wrote: That's not me, that's actually a girl who delivers pizzas, and Game spent that whole ordering pizzas (all of which he ate) until he got her to come to the door, and played a lot of Ultima Online (which is for cool people, not nerds) whilst waiting. When she showed up, he was like "If you want a tip, you have to take a picture with me." and she was like "No, I'll just deliver this one for free." but he was like "PLEASE PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 20 DOLLARS. IT'S ALL I HAVE." At this point, you may be wondering how he paid for all the prior pizzas having only 20 dollars. Pretty simple. As soon as they came to the door, he asked to see the pizzas to make sure they didn't put anchovies on it. As soon as the pizza box was opened, his mouth turned into a vacuum cleaner and sucked it up and the pizza guy had no idea what just happened. But Game would be like "No, it's got anchovies on it, take it back. Tell them the dough is soggy, too." and they would take it back to Amy from Amy's Baking Company and she would literally have an aneurysm every time and would yell "WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A HATER! THAT PIZZA WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM AND I GUESS I'LL JUST STOP SERVING PIZZAS FOREVER AND BURN DOWN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND EAT RATS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." Coincidentally, I found a picture of Game while looking through the "I protect my virginity" thread on a very popular image message board: + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/SBIm81D.png) If I saw this dude right here as the bouncer to a club, I wouldn't give him shit, because I'd be like "THAT GUY IS CRAZY". Still no pickles.gif + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/j9ph66V.gif) | ||
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Gprime
Canada198 Posts
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Aveng3r
United States2411 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 18 2013 00:06 Gprime wrote: i am an animal lover, and i have my own cat, so i can unerrtand why this decision is agonizing. so because i love cats and i also want you to get the girl, in going to brainstorm ways to do both. would it be possible to leave your cat with someone for a few days and then clean and show her your place? or you could shave your cat. or carry a healthy supply of epinephrine autoinjectors and show her your house while having her breath through a dust mask or towel or something. if you must you could give your cat to someone you love so you could still visit it and stuff. What else... you coulddd.. oh! you could put your cat in a hair proof receptacle everytime she comes over, and vacume alot. anyways the message is you can have your red haired cake with cat hair on the side and eat it too. edited for spelling. I would love to get some of that red hair cake in my mouth as soon as possible, but think about this: the place is so inundated with cat hair that it has to be burned to the ground or I have to move out for me to be even semi-free from the hair. I already vacuum my house at least six times per day, sometimes more, but there's just always more. On May 18 2013 04:45 Aveng3r wrote: make a secret room in your house where you can keep the cat in secret and visit it every once in a while and feed it and clean the litter box and whatnot. It will escape. | ||
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Gprime
Canada198 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 19 2013 05:04 Gprime wrote: dont take this the wrong way, but i think you have already made your decision and are looking for outside justification to make the choice easier. no wai | ||
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Juliette
United States6003 Posts
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Brett
Australia3822 Posts
Had a good laugh, thanks. | ||
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Aveng3r
United States2411 Posts
On May 18 2013 10:23 ninazerg wrote: I would love to get some of that red hair cake in my mouth as soon as possible, but think about this: the place is so inundated with cat hair that it has to be burned to the ground or I have to move out for me to be even semi-free from the hair. I already vacuum my house at least six times per day, sometimes more, but there's just always more. It will escape. Well then so be it, the choice will be easy then | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 19 2013 15:05 Aveng3r wrote: Well then so be it, the choice will be easy then No, the choice is incredibly difficult, and there is no way that I can break this mental deadlock, unless I can get enough advice on this forum. | ||
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Talin
Montenegro10532 Posts
Also - On May 16 2013 19:38 ninazerg wrote: WHAT SHOULD I DO?????????????? I'll pass on to you the universal girl blog advice - your relationship is a disaster and it's not going to work because trust me I've been there and it doesn't work, so end it now. | ||
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Aveng3r
United States2411 Posts
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MaestroSC
United States2073 Posts
Best thing I have ever read in a blog... if not ever on the entire internet. holy shit i might have to make this my facebook status... but without context people would just think i was wierd so i cant... but i wish i could without coming off as creepy. anyways 5/5 would read again. shit forgot a real response/answer to ur question.. Bang at her place, give ur kitty its own bedroom if u guys ever decide to get that far together in life. Dont ditch ur kitty for a pussy just saying sry >< | ||
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
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LastWish
2015 Posts
On May 16 2013 19:49 BisuDagger wrote: I would shave the cat, that's just my opinion. But didn't  TechnicS propose to you? He's going to be devastated to find out you aren't into guys anymore and that he may be the cause of that.I agree, you should definitelly shave your pussy. It's also easier to play with it that way. I think your friend Kristen would definitely appreciate it aswell. | ||
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dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
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