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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-27 15:18:51
December 27 2012 14:59 GMT
#1
When I met Grubby for the first time, I was unprepared for what I saw. On streams and in photos, he always appeared to be a youthful, vigorous man... but the person in front of me was dissimilar in most every way from that handsome Warcraft III professional. In front of me was an elderly man ravaged by time. Splotches of discolored skin wreathed his weathered face, and only a few ragged gray hairs adorned his scalp. He sat in a rocking chair nearly as old as he was, gently swaying to and fro as he contemplated the sight of me appearing at his lonely ranch in Texas. A faint grin slowly materialized, and his tired eyes shone with renewed brilliance. Grubby then spoke:

"I've been expecting you, Archas. You wish to learn my trade?"

I wasn't sure how to respond. For one thing, his "trade" could mean any number of things. Should I respond with an affirmative, I could very well be apprenticing under the Orc King as a cowhand rather than a professional gamer. One hardly has time for competing in a video game when one's cows need to be tended to, after all. But what gave me pause more than that was the simple fact that I hadn't sought Grubby out in the first place. It was by sheer coincidence and the whimsy of the Fates that I had arrived at the legendary ex-gamer's doorstep, rather than by design. How could Mr. Schenkhuizen have been expecting me when I never expected to be here?

Before I could formulate a reply, Grubby nodded lightly, as if he could see what my decision would have been before I had made it.

"Come." The elderly man slowly rose from his chair and hobbled out of the room. I followed him, unsure of what to expect. Across a hallway, through the kitchen, and down a flight of stairs. Then I saw it, isolated on the far side of the basement.

His computer. His mouse, his keyboard. They were all there, in perfect condition. Despite their lack of use, Grubby had maintained them masterfully, to the point where one could be forgiven for thinking they had been unboxed the day before. The screen flickered to life as if some unseen entity had detected my presence. A single, amber button appeared on the screen.

[image loading]


Thus began my tutelage under the Champion, Grubby.

+ Show Spoiler +
Most of this dream I had occurred as I remember it, but I'll admit I embellished the details slightly to make it an interesting read. I don't know why Grubby was an old man living in Texas, or why I was at his ranch in the first place. Dreams are funny like that.

Don't hate me, Grubby! I love you! D:


****
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
December 27 2012 15:18 GMT
#2
Haha I thought this was going to be a story of you meeting him on ladder, but it turned out much better.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
December 27 2012 15:31 GMT
#3
this is funky
memes are a dish best served dank
Enzymatic
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada1301 Posts
December 27 2012 15:36 GMT
#4
Was expecting a love story when I read the title. Disappointed.
"Who hired this awful fountain gunner? He can't hit shit." - Yiss
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
December 27 2012 15:58 GMT
#5
I'm just slightly confused by this, but I'm probably a bit to tired to look for hidden meanings and imagery . Too deep Archas, too deep.
User was warned for too many mimes.
AimlessAmoeba
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada704 Posts
December 27 2012 16:11 GMT
#6
On December 28 2012 00:36 Enzymatic wrote:
Was expecting a love story when I read the title. Disappointed.


Hahaha yeah this kind of reeks of slashfic doesn't it?
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 27 2012 16:13 GMT
#7
I assure you, the relationship is 100% platonic.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Kyuki
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1867 Posts
December 27 2012 16:47 GMT
#8
Nicely written :D - dreams are indeed weird!

I want more :>
Mada Mada Dane
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
December 27 2012 16:49 GMT
#9
Slashfic. Do eeet!
Morga
Profile Joined August 2010
Belgium35 Posts
December 27 2012 16:53 GMT
#10
Sweet dream dude 5/5 !
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
December 27 2012 17:52 GMT
#11
I entered this thread expecting either a life lesson or a homoerotic fanfic. Needless to say, I feel this satisfied both in some strange way.
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
December 27 2012 17:52 GMT
#12
Dreams are really weird but they create great stories. Sequel please
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 27 2012 17:54 GMT
#13
On December 28 2012 02:52 iPAndi wrote:
I entered this thread expecting either a life lesson or a homoerotic fanfic. Needless to say, I feel this satisfied both in some strange way.

One of those possibilities may become a reality in the near future.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
tehemperorer
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2183 Posts
December 27 2012 17:55 GMT
#14
Haha nice! Dreams are funky!
Knowing is half the battle... the other half is lasers.
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
December 27 2012 18:30 GMT
#15
you had for me ...
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
December 27 2012 19:00 GMT
#16
It might have been only a weird dream but your style made it a story worth reading. Well done.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
December 27 2012 19:09 GMT
#17
I demand this to become erotic, or i tell hot bid about why we call you failcas. Nice blog 5/5
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Grubby
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands318 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-27 20:10:00
December 27 2012 19:54 GMT
#18
On December 27 2012 23:59 Archas wrote:
When I met Grubby for the first time, I was unprepared for what I saw. On streams and in photos, he always appeared to be a youthful, vigorous man... but the person in front of me was dissimilar in most every way from that handsome Warcraft III professional. In front of me was an elderly man ravaged by time. Splotches of discolored skin wreathed his weathered face, and only a few ragged gray hairs adorned his scalp. He sat in a rocking chair nearly as old as he was, gently swaying to and fro as he contemplated the sight of me appearing at his lonely ranch in Texas. A faint grin slowly materialized, and his tired eyes shone with renewed brilliance. Grubby then spoke:

"I've been expecting you, Archas. You wish to learn my trade?"

I wasn't sure how to respond. For one thing, his "trade" could mean any number of things. Should I respond with an affirmative, I could very well be apprenticing under the Orc King as a cowhand rather than a professional gamer. One hardly has time for competing in a video game when one's cows need to be tended to, after all. But what gave me pause more than that was the simple fact that I hadn't sought Grubby out in the first place. It was by sheer coincidence and the whimsy of the Fates that I had arrived at the legendary ex-gamer's doorstep, rather than by design. How could Mr. Schenkhuizen have been expecting me when I never expected to be here?

Before I could formulate a reply, Grubby nodded lightly, as if he could see what my decision would have been before I had made it.

"Come." The elderly man slowly rose from his chair and hobbled out of the room. I followed him, unsure of what to expect. Across a hallway, through the kitchen, and down a flight of stairs. Then I saw it, isolated on the far side of the basement.

His computer. His mouse, his keyboard. They were all there, in perfect condition. Despite their lack of use, Grubby had maintained them masterfully, to the point where one could be forgiven for thinking they had been unboxed the day before. The screen flickered to life as if some unseen entity had detected my presence. A single, amber button appeared on the screen.

[image loading]


Thus began my tutelage under the Champion, Grubby.

+ Show Spoiler +
Most of this dream I had occurred as I remember it, but I'll admit I embellished the details slightly to make it an interesting read. I don't know why Grubby was an old man living in Texas, or why I was at his ranch in the first place. Dreams are funny like that.

Don't hate me, Grubby! I love you! D:


This is very freaky... I dreamt the exact same thing.... ?????????
Homepage: followgrubby.com Twitter: @followgrubby Facebook: /followgrubby
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
December 27 2012 19:54 GMT
#19
Oh god...Grubby how would you feel about a slashfic between you and Moon?
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 27 2012 20:01 GMT
#20
5 stars would read again.
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