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kochanfe
Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
December 27 2012 20:03 GMT
#21
This was pretty funny
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." - Lao Tzu
StreetWise
Profile Joined January 2010
United States594 Posts
December 27 2012 20:15 GMT
#22
Glad you are thinking of retiring on a ranch in Texas Grubby. Only a true nerd baller would be able to pull something like that off!
I will not be poisoned by your bitterness
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 27 2012 20:30 GMT
#23
what! hahaha, you have some crazy dreams
KristofferAG
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Norway25712 Posts
December 27 2012 20:47 GMT
#24
This easily beats my dream of getting a Liquipedia gold coin delivered to me by a courier on a horse.

Fun read, cheers!
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
December 27 2012 21:10 GMT
#25
HAHAHA GRUBBY'S REPLY.

Cool dream and story for sure, though. I forget whether you're in college or working (iirc neither, maybe?) but you should definitely consider just writing
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Arnstein
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Norway3381 Posts
December 27 2012 21:28 GMT
#26
what is this i dont even
rsol in response to the dragoon voice being heard in SCII: dragoon ai reaches new lows: wanders into wrong game
Wonderberg
Profile Joined November 2012
Netherlands112 Posts
December 27 2012 21:58 GMT
#27
This made no sense at all yet I somehow enjoyed reading it ^^
AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
December 27 2012 22:06 GMT
#28
On December 28 2012 04:54 Grubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2012 23:59 Archas wrote:
When I met Grubby for the first time, I was unprepared for what I saw. On streams and in photos, he always appeared to be a youthful, vigorous man... but the person in front of me was dissimilar in most every way from that handsome Warcraft III professional. In front of me was an elderly man ravaged by time. Splotches of discolored skin wreathed his weathered face, and only a few ragged gray hairs adorned his scalp. He sat in a rocking chair nearly as old as he was, gently swaying to and fro as he contemplated the sight of me appearing at his lonely ranch in Texas. A faint grin slowly materialized, and his tired eyes shone with renewed brilliance. Grubby then spoke:

"I've been expecting you, Archas. You wish to learn my trade?"

I wasn't sure how to respond. For one thing, his "trade" could mean any number of things. Should I respond with an affirmative, I could very well be apprenticing under the Orc King as a cowhand rather than a professional gamer. One hardly has time for competing in a video game when one's cows need to be tended to, after all. But what gave me pause more than that was the simple fact that I hadn't sought Grubby out in the first place. It was by sheer coincidence and the whimsy of the Fates that I had arrived at the legendary ex-gamer's doorstep, rather than by design. How could Mr. Schenkhuizen have been expecting me when I never expected to be here?

Before I could formulate a reply, Grubby nodded lightly, as if he could see what my decision would have been before I had made it.

"Come." The elderly man slowly rose from his chair and hobbled out of the room. I followed him, unsure of what to expect. Across a hallway, through the kitchen, and down a flight of stairs. Then I saw it, isolated on the far side of the basement.

His computer. His mouse, his keyboard. They were all there, in perfect condition. Despite their lack of use, Grubby had maintained them masterfully, to the point where one could be forgiven for thinking they had been unboxed the day before. The screen flickered to life as if some unseen entity had detected my presence. A single, amber button appeared on the screen.

[image loading]


Thus began my tutelage under the Champion, Grubby.

+ Show Spoiler +
Most of this dream I had occurred as I remember it, but I'll admit I embellished the details slightly to make it an interesting read. I don't know why Grubby was an old man living in Texas, or why I was at his ranch in the first place. Dreams are funny like that.

Don't hate me, Grubby! I love you! D:


This is very freaky... I dreamt the exact same thing.... ?????????


Initial reaction to comment without seeing user: So this guy just outed his alt?

Reaction after reading user: Oh... well this must be awkward for him.
Who's the bigger scrub, the scrub, or the scrub who loses to him?
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 27 2012 22:28 GMT
#29
Not a girl blog with grubby? Letdown
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
danl9rm
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States3111 Posts
December 27 2012 22:37 GMT
#30
LOL, OP + Grubby's response = 5 stars.
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ejozl
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark3481 Posts
December 28 2012 01:26 GMT
#31
nice read, I too have felt victim for seeing Grubby in my sleep.
SC2 Archon needs "Terrible, terrible damage" as one of it's quotes.
jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
December 28 2012 01:50 GMT
#32
i thought that this was the story of the first time feast and grubby met.
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YoucriedWolf
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden1456 Posts
December 28 2012 12:18 GMT
#33
I expected a grubby comment but that was flawless.
kellymilkies
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore1393 Posts
December 28 2012 14:19 GMT
#34
Haha very well written, like a sci-fi novel. Goodluck!
Be the change you wish to see in the world ^-^V //
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
December 28 2012 17:35 GMT
#35
I just wish I could rate Grubby's reply 5 stars as well :D
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 28 2012 17:54 GMT
#36
Thanks for all the kind words, folks. It feels awesome to have your writing appreciated, even if that writing is nonsensical. :3
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
TheBigO
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States97 Posts
December 28 2012 18:52 GMT
#37
Lol. 5 stars. Great post.
I really need a better quote... but I have no ideas :( .
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
December 28 2012 18:54 GMT
#38
hahahahaha grubby and the love story expections
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EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
December 28 2012 18:58 GMT
#39
Amazing dream, amazing responses. bwahahaha
Comprehensive strategic intention: DNE
Ydriel
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Italy516 Posts
December 28 2012 19:33 GMT
#40
4 stars for the OP (not enough Grubby epicness), +1 star for Grubby's reply
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