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TL Noir, Part 3

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vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-12 16:23:40
September 09 2012 16:05 GMT
#1
It's been a while since I last visited TL HQ. Takes me a few minutes to actually find the damn place. It was built to look as inconspicuous as possible from the outside. Hidden in plain sight. Wise choice, since there would be a suicide bomber showing up on their doorstep every other day or so if they ever made the location public. You might actually be able to find it if you just looked for the most unassuming place in town. It's a small gray residential building, sandwiched in between two slightly bigger, slightly more inviting residential buildings.

The door swings open as I lift my hand towards the door bell. How convenient. A dimly lit corridor stretches out in front of me, with an elevator door at the end. The walls are lined with pictures of staff members. I casually study them as I walk by, and can't help but smirk as I notice Hot Bid hiding in the background of every single picture. This guy is dedicated.
The elevator door slides open as I approach. I get in and the elevator automatically takes me down to the actual headquarters.

A familiar voice greets me as I step into TL HQ's ornate hallway. The New Zealand accent is unmistakable.
“Hello, Cow. Glad you could make it on such short notice.”
“Hi, Plexa.” I give him a brief, deferential nod. “What seems to be the problem today?”
“Walk with me.”
As we're walking, I can't help but marvel at the extravagant decorations and ornaments. I think the Titanic looked very similar to this place: a mix between narrow steel corridors and big rooms that look as if they're being used to hoard stolen treasure. At least they're putting that ad revenue to good use.
“So, Cow, have you heard about the recent troll trouble we've been having?” he asks.
“I happened to read about it in the paper on the way here. He seems awfully... resilient.”
Plexa nods and replies, “Yes, it's quite astounding. We've taken him down at least twelve times now and he just keeps popping up in new shells.”
I knit my brows. “He keeps popping up? How the hell does he get past Rich's PBU detectors?”
Right at that moment, we happen to pass by Rich's office. The air is heavy with the smell of electricity. The tiny hairs on my arms stand on end, like miniature antennae startled by a sudden sound. Through a small window in the heavy, bolted door, I catch a glimpse of the Cyber Wizard himself. His hands are typing away on separate keyboards, hooked up to separate monitors. His fingers are moving much too fast for me to follow. What a madman.
Plexa must have caught the worried look on my face. “Scary thought, right? A troll clever enough to sneak past Rich's defenses is a formidable opponent indeed.”

We enter Plexa's office, which is just down the hall from Rich's. He takes place behind his large mahogany desk and motions me to sit in a very comfortable-looking, upholstered chair. Plexa seems almost dwarfed by the large desk and by the imposing, ceiling-high, wall-to-wall bookcase behind him. Opening one of his desk drawers, he pulls out a plate of fresh waffles, covered in whipped cream. They're still warm, I can see the steam rising.
“Care for some waffles?” he asks cordially. I try to hide my utter confusion and amazement, and politely decline. I'm still stuffed from breakfast.
“Your loss!” he says, with a big smile. “If there's anything better in this world than waffles, I don't even want to know about it.” He gulps down a waffle, visibly loving every bite of it, and leans back in his chair.
“That sure hit the spot. Anyway, back to business. This troll, Cow, this troll is making people feel uneasy. We can't have that. It makes them paranoid. We've been dealing with a lot more fights recently, because people constantly assume they're being trolled as soon as someone disagrees with them. We get dozens of calls every day of random citizens suspecting each other of being the troll we're after. Things are getting out of hand and it's costing us a lot of time and manpower. This troll is winning. He's owning us. He's making a mockery out of the entire system. It's unacceptable, damnit!”
In seconds, Plexa's demeanor shifted from friendly administrator to agitated police chief. I've rarely seen him this upset.
“I understand, Plexa. I'll look into it right away.” I get up from my seat. “Got any idea of where might be a good place to start looking?”
Plexa thinks for a few seconds before answering. “I would start with the hospital. A few of the victims are still being treated there. The latest victim they brought in is Kiett.” He shakes his head. “Poor girl.”
I freeze for a moment. “Kiett? As in, the staff member? As in, Hot Bid's sister?”
Plexa nods.
“Wow. If this guy can get to Kiett, then nobody is safe. How is Hot Bid taking it?”
He shrugs. “I don't know. Not well, I would assume. Haven't seen him in a couple of days.”
“Weird”, I reply. “I get the feeling this is going to be one complicated case. Better get a move on.”
Plexa gives me a firm handshake. “Good luck, Cow. I'm counting on you. Hunt this guy down.”

I quickly make my way back to the elevator and on to the streets of TL. The sky is still gray, the sun blocked out by menacing clouds. I sure hope talking to the victims can get me some good leads, because I have no idea what I would do otherwise. I need to get lucky. Better get my ass to that hospital.


– TO BE CONTINUED –



+ Show Spoiler [Other Parts] +
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4


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solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
September 09 2012 16:57 GMT
#2
Dayyumm the tension is building!!!

btw:
casually study

Pretty sure this is a contradictio in terminis

Anyways nice blog looking forward to part 4
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 18:13:08
September 09 2012 17:26 GMT
#3
The humour and wit protruding from this text captures the very essence of CoW.

The greatest story teller since Tolkien; 5/5.
memes are a dish best served dank
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25557 Posts
September 09 2012 17:27 GMT
#4
As good as the first two <3 I hunger for more. Who is the mystery troll
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
September 09 2012 17:27 GMT
#5
These blogs must be featured ASAP!
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
September 09 2012 18:52 GMT
#6
Shit, I missed the first two parts. Brb, gotta catch up.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
September 09 2012 19:21 GMT
#7
Awesome blog, i wonder how kiett feels about the incoming influx of cow humor in her direction. 5/5 anyway, right these faster.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 09 2012 19:26 GMT
#8
Nicely written Cow.
Что?
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
September 09 2012 19:53 GMT
#9
ololololol Kiett getting trolled? what a surprise :D
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 09 2012 19:59 GMT
#10
This is fantastic

Cow hwaiting! Though I don't think it would be particularly difficult to troll Kiett :S
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
September 09 2012 20:08 GMT
#11
On September 10 2012 04:59 Aerisky wrote:
This is fantastic

Cow hwaiting! Though I don't think it would be particularly difficult to troll Kiett :S

Nope, not at all.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 09 2012 20:10 GMT
#12
On September 10 2012 05:08 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 04:59 Aerisky wrote:
This is fantastic

Cow hwaiting! Though I don't think it would be particularly difficult to troll Kiett :S

Nope, not at all.

All we would have to do is write the words Bisu and OSL in the same sentence.

J/k Kiett we love you
Что?
ghost_403
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1825 Posts
September 09 2012 21:19 GMT
#13
1/5

but only because part 4 isn't here yet and the suspense is killing me.
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch, no hand holding. Step aside, REAL SCIENCE coming through.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
September 09 2012 23:56 GMT
#14
Thanks for the comments, everyone. Appreciate it!

On September 10 2012 04:26 Shady Sands wrote:
Nicely written Cow.

Thanks! I've read a few of your blogs and they always make me feel like my writing is terrible, hahaha. I'm having fun though, and I might improve a little along the way. Not even completely sure where I'm going with this thing...
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 10 2012 00:08 GMT
#15
lolol r1ch typing with 2 hands on 2 computers, nice description of mad scientist
why so 진지해?
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
September 10 2012 01:07 GMT
#16
Damn cow, rekrul posted in your blog, hitting the big time. Now get your hooves to your keyboard.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
September 10 2012 12:20 GMT
#17
Yay! Part 3!
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Kiett
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States7639 Posts
September 11 2012 02:29 GMT
#18
Pfft. Like I would get trolled so easily.
Writer:o
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
September 11 2012 13:52 GMT
#19
I'm keeping a close eye on the "ass" quota, cow. You seem to have passed again. hmm hmm, waiting for next part!
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ANoise
Profile Joined February 2011
United States67 Posts
September 11 2012 21:58 GMT
#20
Awesome! I had to go back and read the others, pretty damn funny :D

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The troll is going to be Hot_Bid.
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