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Over the years I have had quite many hilarious failures with girls.
When I was in high school I was a rather socially awkward individual, compounded to some degree by the fact that I was a year younger. Nevertheless I had a few good friends. One day one of them asked me which girl I liked - this question had not occured to me before. After giving it some thought, I realized that I actually habored feelings for one girl in my class. Not being a particularly skillful person, I charged up straight to her and told her I liked her, upon which she looked really awkward and told me that she only thought of me as a little brother.
This experience scarred me for a couple of years, so I only had my first girlfriend in college.
Some time later after I had just broke up with a girl, another girl in my class started sitting next to me. I had never thought of her as a potential girlfriend since my housemate/close friend was into her and I had a subconscious feeling of "bros before hoes". So despite having known her for some time, whenever she talked to me I would say a few words then pretend to be engrossed in reading a comic.
After I had broken up though, she started sitting next to me and talking to me alot. One day she asked me:
"Hey targ do you want a new gf?"
"Yeah of course, why?"
"What kinda gf do you want"
"Pretty of course"
"Am I pretty?"
"B to B plus I suppose," I answered honestly. Upon which she turned around and refused to talk to me anymore. This made me quite surprised.
After this she told me that someone was chasing her but she kept refusing to say who it was except that he was more handsome and smarter and overall better than me. This made me rather confused so I did not take any action despite growing to like her a little. Later I realized that the guy was imaginary and I was quite fail.
The third time I failed in a hilarious manner was when I asked this pretty girl out to have coffee in a shopping mall. I was so captivated by her beauty that I forgot where I had parked my car. When it was time to leave we walked around searching for the car, she in four-inch heels. When we found it she was drenched in sweat. After that she never came out with me again.
I do feel I fail in rather stupid ways.
 
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Zurich15358 Posts
"B to B plus I suppose"
Just wow. Awesome. Keep this attitude and you'll be golden.
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Hahahahahahha B to B plus, you shoulda told her that not many do get up to that lvl!
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5/5 Best girl blog in a long time.
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should've told that a+ is kate upton. She will understand
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5/5 please continue blogging, the force is strong with you.
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On August 13 2012 22:22 targ wrote:
Over the years I have had quite many hilarious failures with girls.
When I was in high school I was a rather socially awkward individual, compounded to some degree by the fact that I was a year younger. Nevertheless I had a few good friends. One day one of them asked me which girl I liked - this question had not occured to me before. After giving it some thought, I realized that I actually habored feelings for one girl in my class. Not being a particularly skillful person, I charged up straight to her and told her I liked her, upon which she looked really awkward and told me that she only thought of me as a little brother.
This experience scarred me for a couple of years, so I only had my first girlfriend in college.
Some time later after I had just broke up with a girl, another girl in my class started sitting next to me. I had never thought of her as a potential girlfriend since my housemate/close friend was into her and I had a subconscious feeling of "bros before hoes". So despite having known her for some time, whenever she talked to me I would say a few words then pretend to be engrossed in reading a comic.
After I had broken up though, she started sitting next to me and talking to me alot. One day she asked me:
"Hey targ do you want a new gf?"
"Yeah of course, why?"
"What kinda gf do you want"
"Pretty of course"
"Am I pretty?"
"B to B plus I suppose," I answered honestly. Upon which she turned around and refused to talk to me anymore. This made me quite surprised.
After this she told me that someone was chasing her but she kept refusing to say who it was except that he was more handsome and smarter and overall better than me. This made me rather confused so I did not take any action despite growing to like her a little. Later I realized that the guy was imaginary and I was quite fail.
The third time I failed in a hilarious manner was when I asked this pretty girl out to have coffee in a shopping mall. I was so captivated by her beauty that I forgot where I had parked my car. When it was time to leave we walked around searching for the car, she in four-inch heels. When we found it she was drenched in sweat. After that she never came out with me again.
I do feel I fail in rather stupid ways.
Do you feel bad for doing these things?
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B to B plus, golden haha.
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On August 13 2012 22:39 Nymphaceae wrote:
Do you feel bad for doing these things?
Well I feel silly of course, but why would I feel particularly bad? I'm the one who failed right...
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You shouldn't call yourself targ but argh
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The "B to B plus...i suppose" part made me cringe almost as bad as Cloud's blog the other week haha
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On August 13 2012 23:16 targ wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2012 22:39 Nymphaceae wrote:
Do you feel bad for doing these things? Well I feel silly of course, but why would I feel particularly bad? I'm the one who failed right...
You brought a smile to everyone who read this blog. Did you hurt some feelings sure but you made me smile.
So in my book your a hero.
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I like how your answer is so definitive.
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Russian Federation748 Posts
You evaluated her on a scale without detailing the scale. She took it bad. Surprising.
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Northern Ireland22208 Posts
Yeah at least you didn't turn around and smack her :D
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When was the last time I saw a success girl blog...
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Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
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On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote:
Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
I give this comment a C+. eh. B- tops.
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On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote:
Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
When my gf one day asked me to categorize her from 1-10. 10 being perfect, I said her look's a 9.5/10.... she was mad HOLY FUCK.
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