Over the years I have had quite many hilarious failures with girls.
When I was in high school I was a rather socially awkward individual, compounded to some degree by the fact that I was a year younger. Nevertheless I had a few good friends. One day one of them asked me which girl I liked - this question had not occured to me before. After giving it some thought, I realized that I actually habored feelings for one girl in my class. Not being a particularly skillful person, I charged up straight to her and told her I liked her, upon which she looked really awkward and told me that she only thought of me as a little brother.
This experience scarred me for a couple of years, so I only had my first girlfriend in college.
Some time later after I had just broke up with a girl, another girl in my class started sitting next to me. I had never thought of her as a potential girlfriend since my housemate/close friend was into her and I had a subconscious feeling of "bros before hoes". So despite having known her for some time, whenever she talked to me I would say a few words then pretend to be engrossed in reading a comic.
After I had broken up though, she started sitting next to me and talking to me alot. One day she asked me:
"Hey targ do you want a new gf?"
"Yeah of course, why?"
"What kinda gf do you want"
"Pretty of course"
"Am I pretty?"
"B to B plus I suppose," I answered honestly. Upon which she turned around and refused to talk to me anymore. This made me quite surprised.
After this she told me that someone was chasing her but she kept refusing to say who it was except that he was more handsome and smarter and overall better than me. This made me rather confused so I did not take any action despite growing to like her a little. Later I realized that the guy was imaginary and I was quite fail.
The third time I failed in a hilarious manner was when I asked this pretty girl out to have coffee in a shopping mall. I was so captivated by her beauty that I forgot where I had parked my car. When it was time to leave we walked around searching for the car, she in four-inch heels. When we found it she was drenched in sweat. After that she never came out with me again.
On August 13 2012 22:22 targ wrote: Over the years I have had quite many hilarious failures with girls.
When I was in high school I was a rather socially awkward individual, compounded to some degree by the fact that I was a year younger. Nevertheless I had a few good friends. One day one of them asked me which girl I liked - this question had not occured to me before. After giving it some thought, I realized that I actually habored feelings for one girl in my class. Not being a particularly skillful person, I charged up straight to her and told her I liked her, upon which she looked really awkward and told me that she only thought of me as a little brother.
This experience scarred me for a couple of years, so I only had my first girlfriend in college.
Some time later after I had just broke up with a girl, another girl in my class started sitting next to me. I had never thought of her as a potential girlfriend since my housemate/close friend was into her and I had a subconscious feeling of "bros before hoes". So despite having known her for some time, whenever she talked to me I would say a few words then pretend to be engrossed in reading a comic.
After I had broken up though, she started sitting next to me and talking to me alot. One day she asked me:
"Hey targ do you want a new gf?"
"Yeah of course, why?"
"What kinda gf do you want"
"Pretty of course"
"Am I pretty?"
"B to B plus I suppose," I answered honestly. Upon which she turned around and refused to talk to me anymore. This made me quite surprised.
After this she told me that someone was chasing her but she kept refusing to say who it was except that he was more handsome and smarter and overall better than me. This made me rather confused so I did not take any action despite growing to like her a little. Later I realized that the guy was imaginary and I was quite fail.
The third time I failed in a hilarious manner was when I asked this pretty girl out to have coffee in a shopping mall. I was so captivated by her beauty that I forgot where I had parked my car. When it was time to leave we walked around searching for the car, she in four-inch heels. When we found it she was drenched in sweat. After that she never came out with me again.
Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote: Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote: Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
When my gf one day asked me to categorize her from 1-10. 10 being perfect, I said her look's a 9.5/10.... she was mad HOLY FUCK.
On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote: Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
I give this comment a C+. eh. B- tops.
Day9 on Chill vs CombaT-EX: They're clever at like a C/C+ level... nah more like a D+/C- level iccup gotta love ranking systems xD
Wait.... why would Day9 be on Chill... I'm confused.
As for failures, how's on the last day of school this girl and I were sitting next to eachother, I looked to my right, straight at her, she immediately moves into a position where she is kneeling on the chair and looking straight into my eyes. She has a bracelet that says "Love" and looks home made, and points at it, then at me. We just stared into each other's eyes the whole class period, and I couldn't open my mouth to say anything.... -_-" epic fail.
On August 14 2012 02:00 3FFA wrote: Wait.... why would Day9 be on Chill... I'm confused.
As for failures, how's on the last day of school this girl and I were sitting next to eachother, I looked to my right, straight at her, she immediately moves into a position where she is kneeling on the chair and looking straight into my eyes. She has a bracelet that says "Love" and looks home made, and points at it, then at me. We just stared into each other's eyes the whole class period, and I couldn't open my mouth to say anything.... -_-" epic fail.
Note: 2 years ago lol.
oh, have you not seen the Chill vs CombaT-EX BO5 Grudge match where are good friend chill roflstomped combat? plz go see it now :D
what's interesting is that telling her "B to B+" wasn't saying she was ugly or anything, but our society expects every woman to be in the top 10% of prettiness, so it was actually hurtful to her even though it wasn't meant to be.
On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote: Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
When my gf one day asked me to categorize her from 1-10. 10 being perfect, I said her look's a 9.5/10.... she was mad HOLY FUCK.
On August 14 2012 04:18 CaptainCrush wrote: Seriously, B/B+ is above average! Women....
She might have had a really easy major, where everyone made 100s, besides that one girl who bites her nails after she paints them. You might be telling her that she eats paint chips.
When my gf one day asked me to categorize her from 1-10. 10 being perfect, I said her look's a 9.5/10.... she was mad HOLY ****.
Now that's just a loaded question, you can't win. If you say 10/10 she just thinks you're trying to please her, if you say anything less she thinks she's ugly. Do yourself a favour and don't answer those sort of questions. Maybe spin it around and ask her what she thinks she is.
So glad I'm past most of that now. Married, been with my wife for 7 years... I think it took about 4-5 years before we really relaxed and started to *really* trust each other.
On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote: Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
When my gf one day asked me to categorize her from 1-10. 10 being perfect, I said her look's a 9.5/10.... she was mad HOLY FUCK.
On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote: Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.
When my gf one day asked me to categorize her from 1-10. 10 being perfect, I said her look's a 9.5/10.... she was mad HOLY FUCK.
EPT
gotta love ranking systems xD
