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Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
August 13 2012 16:38 GMT
#21
Man that's not fail, that's pure win. You're like the most honest guy i've heard about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10196 Posts
August 13 2012 16:53 GMT
#22
On August 14 2012 01:11 obesechicken13 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote:
Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.

I give this comment a C+. eh. B- tops.

Day9 on Chill vs CombaT-EX: They're clever at like a C/C+ level... nah more like a D+/C- level iccup gotta love ranking systems xD
Writer#1 KT and FlaSh Fanboy || Woo Jung Ho Never Forget || Teamliquid Political Decision Desk
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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 13 2012 17:00 GMT
#23
Wait.... why would Day9 be on Chill... I'm confused.

As for failures, how's on the last day of school this girl and I were sitting next to eachother, I looked to my right, straight at her, she immediately moves into a position where she is kneeling on the chair and looking straight into my eyes. She has a bracelet that says "Love" and looks home made, and points at it, then at me. We just stared into each other's eyes the whole class period, and I couldn't open my mouth to say anything.... -_-" epic fail.

Note: 2 years ago lol.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10196 Posts
August 13 2012 17:10 GMT
#24
On August 14 2012 02:00 3FFA wrote:
Wait.... why would Day9 be on Chill... I'm confused.

As for failures, how's on the last day of school this girl and I were sitting next to eachother, I looked to my right, straight at her, she immediately moves into a position where she is kneeling on the chair and looking straight into my eyes. She has a bracelet that says "Love" and looks home made, and points at it, then at me. We just stared into each other's eyes the whole class period, and I couldn't open my mouth to say anything.... -_-" epic fail.

Note: 2 years ago lol.

oh, have you not seen the Chill vs CombaT-EX BO5 Grudge match where are good friend chill roflstomped combat? plz go see it now :D
Writer#1 KT and FlaSh Fanboy || Woo Jung Ho Never Forget || Teamliquid Political Decision Desk
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N.geNuity
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States5112 Posts
August 13 2012 18:04 GMT
#25
you're my hero.
iu, seungah, yura, taeyeon, hyosung, lizzy, suji, sojin, jia, ji eun, eunji, soya, younha, jiyeon, fiestar, sinb, jung myung hoon godtier. BW FOREVERR
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25552 Posts
August 13 2012 18:18 GMT
#26
what's interesting is that telling her "B to B+" wasn't saying she was ugly or anything, but our society expects every woman to be in the top 10% of prettiness, so it was actually hurtful to her even though it wasn't meant to be.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
August 13 2012 18:38 GMT
#27
PS: She wants you. That answer wasn't just hilarious but the one which made her want you.

Watch out. Next time you could maybe grin a little bit after telling her though. =P
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
August 13 2012 18:39 GMT
#28
B/B+ is the perfect answer, I love it.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
August 13 2012 19:12 GMT
#29
hilarious 5/5
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Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
August 13 2012 19:15 GMT
#30
Some people just don't appreciate how bloody hard it is to get B/B+...
CaptainCrush
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States785 Posts
August 13 2012 19:18 GMT
#31
Seriously, B/B+ is above average! Women....
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
August 13 2012 21:16 GMT
#32
On August 14 2012 00:39 ahswtini wrote:
Yeah at least you didn't turn around and smack her :D

probably would have worked out better if he turned her around and smacked her. :D
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 13 2012 21:45 GMT
#33
On August 14 2012 01:16 Xiron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2012 00:53 Harrad wrote:
Well the first "fail" is not very surprising lol. People, especially girls, don't like to be categorised like that. Instead you should have just told her "yes, i find you quite pretty" or sth along those lines. If you had said sth like A+ you might have gotten away with it lol.


When my gf one day asked me to categorize her from 1-10. 10 being perfect, I said her look's a 9.5/10.... she was mad HOLY FUCK.





+ Show Spoiler +
women. ಠ_ಠ

What did she rate you?
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 13 2012 21:47 GMT
#34
On August 14 2012 04:18 CaptainCrush wrote:
Seriously, B/B+ is above average! Women....

She might have had a really easy major, where everyone made 100s, besides that one girl who bites her nails after she paints them. You might be telling her that she eats paint chips.
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 13 2012 21:47 GMT
#35
On August 14 2012 03:39 heyoka wrote:
B/B+ is the perfect answer, I love it.

LOL, I wish I were just B- if we're talking about ICCUP rankings...
iKill[ShocK]
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Vietnam3530 Posts
August 13 2012 22:14 GMT
#36
You probably said b/b+ because thats where you want to be in iccup ranking.
<3 Kim Taeyeon
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 13 2012 22:16 GMT
#37
On August 14 2012 07:14 iKill[ShocK] wrote:
You probably said b/b+ because thats where you want to be in iccup ranking.

B/B+ is really good to me. I know some people on here are probably able to get to B- without losing a game.
Kuja
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States1759 Posts
August 13 2012 23:07 GMT
#38
5/5 This was fucking gold!
“Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?”
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 13 2012 23:19 GMT
#39
hahaha oh god. Not quite as bad as Cloud's but ohhh man I feel sorry for you and for those girls ;__;

And when I say "bad", I mean "hilariously awesome; keep these coming".
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11058 Posts
August 13 2012 23:24 GMT
#40
Haha. Made me grin atleast. :D
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
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