EPTThat said, I'm not sure if I would rather get another wisdom tooth pulled or have a rectal exam......
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GrayArea
United States872 Posts
That said, I'm not sure if I would rather get another wisdom tooth pulled or have a rectal exam...... | ||
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NoctemSC
United States771 Posts
To ppl who read this shit, please do not have anal sex... western porn is the biggest lie ever. Poor guy  I can't imagine your pain and I hope I never have to. | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On April 21 2012 08:41 GrayArea wrote: I got a wisdom tooth extracted today. It hurts so badly and my face is swollen and I can't eat anything, and I am taking antibiotics and pain medication. That said, I'm not sure if I would rather get another wisdom tooth pulled or have a rectal exam...... I had all four done at the same time and only had novacain. Kids today are too whiney. :D | ||
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Jacobine
United States174 Posts
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r.Evo
Germany14080 Posts
On April 21 2012 09:58 Jacobine wrote: I was rolling with laughter the entire time, great blog. Did you manage to resist that inner boner? =D Perfect quote right there. =P | ||
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NeMeSiS3
Canada2972 Posts
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mahi29
United States235 Posts
On April 21 2012 02:21 rolfe wrote: one time when i was going through an american airport i was taken to one side by a security guy as something was setting off the metal detector. as it turned out all he wanted to do was to ask me some more questions but the fucking bastard that he was before he asked me the questions and used the hand held metal detector put on the latex gloves of doom. i've rarely in my life been that absolutely terrified. i was so relieved being let go without getting to second base with a bloody security guard I don't know what it was about this comment but I just lost it. My stomach still hurts lol. | ||
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
I know he's wearing gloves, but imagine how he must feel when he's eating and has sauce on his fingers, he can't lick them fingers ! | ||
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