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GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
April 20 2012 23:41 GMT
#61
I got a wisdom tooth extracted today. It hurts so badly and my face is swollen and I can't eat anything, and I am taking antibiotics and pain medication.

That said, I'm not sure if I would rather get another wisdom tooth pulled or have a rectal exam......
Kang Min Fighting!
NoctemSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States771 Posts
April 20 2012 23:52 GMT
#62
To ppl who read this shit, please do not have anal sex... western porn is the biggest lie ever.


Poor guy
I can't imagine your pain and I hope I never have to.
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TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
April 21 2012 00:52 GMT
#63
On April 21 2012 08:41 GrayArea wrote:
I got a wisdom tooth extracted today. It hurts so badly and my face is swollen and I can't eat anything, and I am taking antibiotics and pain medication.

That said, I'm not sure if I would rather get another wisdom tooth pulled or have a rectal exam......


I had all four done at the same time and only had novacain. Kids today are too whiney. :D
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Jacobine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States174 Posts
April 21 2012 00:58 GMT
#64
I was rolling with laughter the entire time, great blog.
"Resist that inner boner. - Day[9]"
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14081 Posts
April 25 2012 23:35 GMT
#65
On April 21 2012 09:58 Jacobine wrote:
I was rolling with laughter the entire time, great blog.


Did you manage to resist that inner boner? =D

Perfect quote right there. =P
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
April 25 2012 23:56 GMT
#66
Are you a man or a woman? I never quite got that from your post, I assumed a man, but at times you seemed like a woman. That being said, shitty deal bro/gal
FoTG fighting!
mahi29
Profile Joined May 2011
United States235 Posts
April 26 2012 00:49 GMT
#67
On April 21 2012 02:21 rolfe wrote:
one time when i was going through an american airport i was taken to one side by a security guy as something was setting off the metal detector. as it turned out all he wanted to do was to ask me some more questions but the fucking bastard that he was before he asked me the questions and used the hand held metal detector put on the latex gloves of doom. i've rarely in my life been that absolutely terrified. i was so relieved being let go without getting to second base with a bloody security guard


I don't know what it was about this comment but I just lost it. My stomach still hurts lol.
The mind is its own place, and in it self Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
April 26 2012 03:27 GMT
#68
You got your asshole touched once, but think about that poor doctor who has to put his fingers every day in people asshole... If he has to do it let's have a low assumption of 3 times a day, works 5 days a week, 42 weeks a year, and is 53 and has been working since he's 28 : 3 * 5 * 42 * 25 = 15750 !

I know he's wearing gloves, but imagine how he must feel when he's eating and has sauce on his fingers, he can't lick them fingers !
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