EPTmy asshole lost its virginity today - Page 3
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TheKwas
Iceland372 Posts
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emucxg
Finland4559 Posts
On April 21 2012 01:49 TheKwas wrote: I've had a rectal exam before and no pain was involved other than mild discomfort. You're a giant sissy. I'm not =( there is a wound in my ass -.- | ||
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Azzur
Australia6260 Posts
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rolfe
United Kingdom1266 Posts
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mordek
United States12705 Posts
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Barburas
United Kingdom247 Posts
Then it's probably not a fair judgement of anal sex :p | ||
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Wortie
Netherlands212 Posts
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Mothra
United States1448 Posts
On April 21 2012 00:22 emucxg wrote: ya, i knew i was dumb as fuck, but fortunately figured it out later, after I put my pants on, he asked me again how does it feel, I told him it does hurt alot, he said its normal because there is some blood on the tube. i never got chance to see to tube myself. some tips i got from doctor. -i should avoid using toilet papers anymore because my ass is dry and the skin inside of ass is very very weak, and should use water instead.... I guess i have to clean my ass with my fucking hand in the future. - also i need to me stop "holding the shit"... which i did alot, thx to league of legends. go to take shit immediately when you want to. - fruits, veggies are also good for ass. I definitely need to eat them more. also drinking alot water is important. - dont sit too long... including sit next to computer, driving etc... (about 80% of fulltime drivers has hemorrhoid), try to take a walk after dinner/before sleep. Doctor also wrote a receipt for me.. some cream i need to put on my asshole everyday: Anoheal Cream (Diltiazem Hydrochloride) i havent buy it yet. anyways, hemorrhoid is not a big deal at all, to avoid it you just need to live more healthy. LoL: ruins asses in more ways than one. | ||
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Storchen
Sweden4385 Posts
On April 21 2012 01:49 TheKwas wrote: I've had a rectal exam before and no pain was involved other than mild discomfort. You're a giant sissy. I also had a prostate exam and I agree. It didn't hurt at all. My doctor was female though so my manliness took a beating. I don't know if your doctor used lube, but my did and that was the worst part. Going to the bathroom and cleaning all the lube from my ass. Lube guys, LUBE! | ||
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rolfe
United Kingdom1266 Posts
On April 21 2012 02:28 mordek wrote: Second base? O.o am i wrong? i thought second base was hand based stuff? | ||
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Crownlol
United States3726 Posts
I laughed reading the whole thing. I'm sorry, but I'm laughing. | ||
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Elegance
Canada917 Posts
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Chiharu Harukaze
12112 Posts
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Recognizable
Netherlands1552 Posts
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ViGotH
South Africa4 Posts
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AnachronisticAnarchy
United States2957 Posts
On a related note, I do like your analogy for life. | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
There's really nothing funny about these types of things, it could have turned out to be something more serious. It's good that you got it checked out, and you should be glad you have access to good healthcare. icouldnt even breath... srsly this makes me thinking, why does some ppl have anal sex? Well, I'm going to go ahead and guess most of the people engaging in that probably don't have a hemerrhoid.... | ||
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OmniEulogy
Canada6598 Posts
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ampson
United States2355 Posts
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Monsen
Germany2548 Posts
Yeah, I laughed at that too- probably was his whole arm! | ||
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