On April 21 2012 00:01 straycat wrote: Why didnt you tell him it hurt like hell?? That could have been an important medical clue!
ya, i knew i was dumb as fuck, but fortunately figured it out later, after I put my pants on, he asked me again how does it feel, I told him it does hurt alot, he said its normal because there is some blood on the tube. i never got chance to see to tube myself.
some tips i got from doctor.
-i should avoid using toilet papers anymore because my ass is dry and the skin inside of ass is very very weak, and should use water instead.... I guess i have to clean my ass with my fucking hand in the future.
- also i need to me stop "holding the shit"... which i did alot, thx to league of legends. go to take shit immediately when you want to.
- fruits, veggies are also good for ass. I definitely need to eat them more. also drinking alot water is important.
- dont sit too long... including sit next to computer, driving etc... (about 80% of fulltime drivers has hemorrhoid), try to take a walk after dinner/before sleep.
Doctor also wrote a receipt for me.. some cream i need to put on my asshole everyday: Anoheal Cream (Diltiazem Hydrochloride) i havent buy it yet.
anyways, hemorrhoid is not a big deal at all, to avoid it you just need to live more healthy.
On April 21 2012 00:03 superbarnie wrote: Hmm maybe they should use lube,
Pretty much. Could have been because there was already some damage there but basically a finger fits really easily with lube and shouldn't hurt at all. In a medical examination room it's probably a bit more awkward because you can't look him in the eye and say "go slow, make it feel good" but if it's that painful then ffs ask for more lube.
oh no shit got real, I was literally about shit to my pants, which I dont wear on right now lol.
Reading this blog was worth it just for that line, the combination of the uses of "shit", the mangled English and the "lol" at the end really brought OP's experience home to me.
oh no shit got real, I was literally about shit to my pants, which I dont wear on right now lol.
Reading this blog was worth it just for that line, the combination of the uses of "shit", the mangled English and the "lol" at the end really brought OP's experience home to me.
Rated 5/5 out of empathy and the humor it brought me.
Hemorrhoids are rough. Pretty common for people that sit a lot, not necessarily to your severity though. Have you looked into suppositories now that you've already gone through this? haha
Well, I got operated twice for pilonidal sinuses in my crack so for ~4 months, on a daily basis, I had to drop my pants and have nurses change bandages inside a hole that shouldn't have been there pretty much right on top of my asshole. Having pretty women check out/shave your ass is not that fun, although it's better than having it checked out by a 50 year old dude. It's just not exciting. It's awkward at first and routine afterwards. One time one of the hotter nurses accidentally rubbed my dick while putting up towels; you'd think that would be awesome but there's just no mood to be had when you're there to have someone play with your ass.
And I'd take the finger in the ass for 3 minutes vs a year of painful bleeding whenever I took a crap while waiting to be operated. I went through the checkups and it really didn't feel like anything. Real pain is a nurse pushing a small metal rod that they use to push the bandage into the wound a little too hard and pushing directly on the wound. I couldn't walk straight for a day; I have never come close to that much pain ever again. If she wasn't really hot and into me I would've been pretty pissed.
But yeah, I love how you make it seems so awful. Family Guy anyone? ahah
Just be happy that it seems to not have developped into anything too serious! It's worth the "trauma" without a doubt.
I have colonoscopy next week... last time I didn't take painkiller to get past it faster. BIG MISTAKE! I now literally know the pain first ass, please keep your rears in good condition if possible, you don't want to experience any of it.
Edit: the pain was mainly due having a damn bleeding colon, it's not very nice to get it poked by some hightech rapetube that likes to snap samples and screenshots
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