• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 07:19
CEST 13:19
KST 20:19
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro4 Preview: On Course12Code S Season 1 - RO8 Preview7[ASL21] Ro8 Preview Pt2: Progenitors8Code S Season 1 - RO12 Group A: Rogue, Percival, Solar, Zoun13[ASL21] Ro8 Preview Pt1: Inheritors16
Community News
Weekly Cups (May 4-10): Clem, MaxPax, herO win1Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule !10Weekly Cups (April 27-May 4): Clem takes triple0RSL Revival: Season 5 - Qualifiers and Main Event12Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO12 Results1
StarCraft 2
General
MaNa leaves Team Liquid Weekly Cups (May 4-10): Clem, MaxPax, herO win Code S Season 1 - RO8 Preview Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book Weekly Cups (April 27-May 4): Clem takes triple
Tourneys
2026 GSL Season 2 Qualifiers Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule ! SC2 INu's Battles#16 <BO.9> Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2) GSL Code S Season 1 (2026)
Strategy
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3 [A] Nemrods 1/4 players
External Content
Mutation # 525 Wheel of Misfortune The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 524 Death and Taxes Mutation # 523 Firewall
Brood War
General
ASL Tickets to Live Event Finals? Pros React To: Leta vs Tulbo (ASL S21, Ro.8) Flashes ASL S21 Ro8 Review BW General Discussion [ASL21] Ro4 Preview: On Course
Tourneys
[ASL21] Semifinals B [ASL21] Semifinals A [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL22] RO16 Group Stage - 02 - 10 May
Strategy
[G] Hydra ZvZ: An Introduction Simple Questions, Simple Answers Fighting Spirit mining rates Muta micro map competition
Other Games
General Games
Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread PC Games Sales Thread Path of Exile
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
Russo-Ukrainian War Thread US Politics Mega-thread UK Politics Mega-thread YouTube Thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread McBoner: A hockey love story Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
streaming software Strange computer issues (software) [G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
How EEG Data Can Predict Gam…
TrAiDoS
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1522 users

Bronze Part 3: Casually Cruel - Page 10

Blogs > Gheed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 8 9 10 11 12 13 Next All
Mazaire
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia217 Posts
March 12 2012 05:50 GMT
#181
I fear the day we get a blog of gheed going insane from worker rushing.
"No matter what event you go to there are so many koreans, like a swarm. Even if you beat three or four, there are like 10 others waiting." - Socke
kabar
Profile Joined November 2010
United States616 Posts
March 12 2012 06:03 GMT
#182
hahaha, this had me laughing good. time to try worker rushing some of my shittier friends.
LagT_T
Profile Joined March 2010
Argentina535 Posts
March 12 2012 20:54 GMT
#183
brilliant and well written! thanks for the good time!
"The tactics... no. Amateurs discuss tactics, professional soldiers study logistics." - Tom Clancy, Red Storm Rising
Vronti
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States111 Posts
March 12 2012 23:12 GMT
#184
I love the conversation with Randiss in the bonus pictures, hope he gets out of bronze soon haha.
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." — Confucius
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
March 12 2012 23:26 GMT
#185
On March 13 2012 08:12 Vronti wrote:
I love the conversation with Randiss in the bonus pictures, hope he gets out of bronze soon haha.


He's in silver now.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
March 12 2012 23:28 GMT
#186
You really crack me up T_T. Superb troll
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Arisen
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2382 Posts
March 13 2012 09:52 GMT
#187
Gj. I however would like to defend papers written hours before classes and ask you not talk shit about them anymore ;p
"If you're not angry, you're not paying attention"
Umpteen
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom1570 Posts
March 13 2012 12:54 GMT
#188
Is it just me thinking there's a phenomenon of genuine significance lurking here somewhere?

I mean, I love these blogs purely because they're funny and well-written, but at the same time I can't help feeling that if someone could understand and cure the permabronze layer, humanity as a whole would benefit. I mean, what if I'm bronze at something in my life, and don't even realise it? What if we all are?

The problem is, snapshots of individual play - even the occasional accidental rematch - can only take the study of bronze so far.

Which has inspired me to offer the following challenge:

I want 50-100 consecutive 1v1 replays from a *genuine* permabronze player. Someone who's played loads of games but still measures their progress by the number next to the symbol rather than the symbol itself. The kind of guy or girl who's offended by this blog because he/she genuinely thinks Gheed 'doesn't get it'. If this is you, or you know someone who fits the bill, get in touch.

The best (and most honest) permabronze submission will receive - oh, let's say $50 via Paypal for their trouble.

I'll then sit through the replays and see if I can glean anything useful, and report back here (or in my blog).
The existence of a food chain is inescapable if we evolved unsupervised, and inexcusable otherwise.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
March 13 2012 13:30 GMT
#189
Someone on ladder called me "the worker rush guy" and I felt a little sad.

Naturally I probe rushed him for bringing it up
Legalize drugs and murder.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
March 13 2012 13:40 GMT
#190
On March 10 2012 17:10 sc2superfan101 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2012 12:57 vOdToasT wrote:
On March 10 2012 09:55 sc2superfan101 wrote:
On March 10 2012 09:47 Blazinghand wrote:
There are a lot of people in this thread who really don't get it.

tbh, i actually don't get it. at all. can you explain it to me?

cause it seems that it's:

They are bronze and bronze is terrible, so I prove that with an experiment to show how stupid and terrible they are. And surprise surprise a lot of them get mad when they are faced with this attitude and lash out. I will then show how much better I am than them in both SC2 playing ability and in real life by taking screenshots and writing a verbose post about how mad I made them and how terrible they are. This implies that I'm intelligent because I am tricking all these people who are terrible and stupid and I'm also witty in how mad I got them. Did I mention how stupid and terrible they are?

am i on the right track here?


No, you're not on the right track. Are you mad, bro? read the god damned op.

There's a difference between skill and knowledge. In order to deal with a worker rush, you need to know about attack move. That's it, no skill required - just KNOWLEDGE. An autistic six year old can deal with it if he KNOWS that he is supposed to attack move.

The funny thing is that people fail despite him telling them how to do it. It's not that they lack skill, it's that they fail at a task that takes no skill, only knowledge, when he provides them with the knowledge.

i read the OP, unfortunately. i've read his other blogs too. and yes i'm mad. i'm pissed. i'm so angry i'm punching a wall right now in pure, uncontrollable rage. everytime i read a word on this thread i'm superfly TNT, i'm the guns of the navarone. i'm like a racecar in the red. i could blow.

there is no real difference between skill and knowledge. he, by all accounts, provides them with "knowledge" that is completely unsolicited and does it in a relatively dick manner. and it's a big surprise that they don't necessarily take it to heart?


There is a huge difference.

Your inability to understand this difference is why you hate this blog.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
March 13 2012 17:39 GMT
#191
Nice read as always =) 5/5
[TLMS] REBOOT
Dodgin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada39254 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-13 19:29:45
March 13 2012 19:20 GMT
#192
I thought you were stopping the worker rush blogs and doing just " random play in bronze " ones.

Those are far more interesting.

Enjoyed it regardless, but your blog before this was much better IMO. The custom games with people who lose to worker rushes is the best part in this one, more of that would be more " original " I guess.

Then again most people probably read these for the funny chat windows.
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
March 13 2012 22:31 GMT
#193
Laughed so very hard Gheed at this latest installment. In particular your sidenotes for screen captured conversations were succulent.

Reading through the pages of commentary I can almost feel the wrath of some of the posters as they probably die to worker rushes and bring their attempt at intelligent criticism to bear on your blog in some sort of misplaced defense of themselves and others that can't grasp a basic concept like a-move.

So much enjoyment, thank you
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
March 13 2012 23:20 GMT
#194
Excellent, and well written as always, you continue to impress Gheed; I feel like going and watching some Bronze replays haha :D
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
KillerSOS
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4207 Posts
March 14 2012 00:02 GMT
#195
Well written blog. I really enjoyed it.
Lotsa_Spaghetti
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany50 Posts
March 14 2012 01:38 GMT
#196
What do you mean "last entry for a while"??
I need your Blog, Gheed. I NEED IT!!!
この俺も悲しみを背負う事が出来た。
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
March 14 2012 02:47 GMT
#197
Theres only so many times you can make fun of someone being in bronze....

It's getting to the point where your just being a dick.
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
March 14 2012 04:32 GMT
#198
On March 14 2012 11:47 Pandain wrote:
Theres only so many times you can make fun of someone being in bronze....

It's getting to the point where your just being a dick.


I disagree. Genuinely stupid trash-talkers are the gift that keeps on giving. And the literate, nice guys bring a smile to my heart

It really is hard to fathom what some truly terrible players are thinking. I remember playing some of my high friends at LANs. I'm talking about intelligent kids that are now attending pretty prestigious universities, and still some of them exhibit the same tendencies of doing absolutely fuck-all and not realizing it. You really have to wonder sometimes...
-Celestial-
Profile Joined September 2011
United Kingdom3867 Posts
March 14 2012 13:22 GMT
#199
To follow on from the MMO comparisons, there is a really good example of how lack of knowledge can be devastating in Star Trek Online.

The encounter in question is the one against the Crystalline Entity and it becomes available from a surprisingly low level given how different to everything else it is. In brief, the vast, vast majority of combat, especially grouped combat, to this point has been a case of literally hammering on your opponent until they die. However the CE is different.

It goes in three stages. To begin with it fires a beam and releases small shards which, if you aggro them, follow you until they impact your hull through the shields and you die. So you have to fly ahead of them and maintain sufficient engine speed to not get hit. The second stage (after it has lost a third of its health) simply releases more fragments. Fragments are aggrod and follow the closest destructible object (including fighter craft and high-yield torpedoes such as plasmas).

The real killer is the third stage at a third health left. Then it releases large fragments. These act similar to the small ones but do a ton more damage and, more importantly, if destroyed they produce small fragments which head back to the CE and heal it for 1% of its health per fragment. In addition to an inherent heal rate of 3% per 40 seconds. So you shouldn't kill them and you definitely shouldn't use boarding parties, fighter craft, tricobalt devices or anything else that might set them off or you'll just heal it right back up.

Its a simple enough kill in theory. People just need to draw the fragments off and kite whilst everyone blasts the hell out of it. In practice (because its a public area) people tended to end up suiciding into it and hitting a ton of large fragments, healing it and making it literally impossible to kill.

Theres really nothing very difficult about tweaking your engine power settings and using appropriate abilities to just kite. But its slightly different from most other encounters and therefore requires knowledge and planning; if anyone at all doesn't know how to do this you'll never finish. And god help you if you've got someone actively griefing in your instance.
"Protoss simultaneously feels unbeatably strong and unwinnably weak." - kcdc
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
March 14 2012 13:44 GMT
#200
I am Bronze and I support these observations about my species. I make the same ones, and refuse to practice enough to mitigate the issue, because of these facts.
Prev 1 8 9 10 11 12 13 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
INu's Battles
11:00
INu's Battles#16
ByuN vs herO
IntoTheiNu 555
LiquipediaDiscussion
Afreeca Starleague
10:00
Ro4 Match 2
Light vs Flash
Afreeca ASL 19322
StarCastTV_EN582
Liquipedia
CranKy Ducklings
10:00
Master Swan Open #103
CranKy Ducklings73
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
ProTech154
Lowko128
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 47075
Calm 10658
Sea 8451
Bisu 3894
Jaedong 2251
BeSt 1791
Rush 1135
Horang2 698
EffOrt 680
Pusan 497
[ Show more ]
actioN 258
Larva 187
Mind 135
ToSsGirL 113
Mong 92
Hyun 89
Sharp 83
Killer 68
Sexy 52
HiyA 52
hero 25
NaDa 23
[sc1f]eonzerg 22
GoRush 18
soO 18
Bale 16
Terrorterran 16
JulyZerg 13
scan(afreeca) 11
ajuk12(nOOB) 11
Hm[arnc] 9
SilentControl 8
sorry 6
Dota 2
XcaliburYe247
Counter-Strike
olofmeister3237
shoxiejesuss1650
x6flipin347
markeloff114
edward64
Other Games
singsing1455
Happy296
B2W.Neo286
monkeys_forever168
crisheroes121
ToD78
Organizations
Counter-Strike
PGL29209
Other Games
gamesdonequick718
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 288
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 17 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 82
• CranKy Ducklings SOOP14
• Kozan
• sooper7s
• Migwel
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• IndyKCrew
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
• iopq 2
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Nemesis3491
• Jankos853
• Stunt464
Other Games
• WagamamaTV341
Upcoming Events
PiGosaur Cup
12h 41m
Replay Cast
21h 41m
Replay Cast
1d 12h
The PondCast
1d 22h
OSC
1d 22h
Replay Cast
2 days
RSL Revival
2 days
OSC
3 days
Korean StarCraft League
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
[ Show More ]
BSL
4 days
GSL
4 days
Cure vs herO
SHIN vs Maru
BSL
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-05-11
WardiTV TLMC #16
Nations Cup 2026

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
ASL Season 21
IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
Acropolis #4
KK 2v2 League Season 1
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
SCTL 2026 Spring
RSL Revival: Season 5
2026 GSL S1
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S2: W7
YSL S3
Escore Tournament S2: W8
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Maestros of the Game 2
2026 GSL S2
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026: Closed Qualifier
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.