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Bronze Part 3: Casually Cruel - Page 10

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Mazaire
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia217 Posts
March 12 2012 05:50 GMT
#181
I fear the day we get a blog of gheed going insane from worker rushing.
"No matter what event you go to there are so many koreans, like a swarm. Even if you beat three or four, there are like 10 others waiting." - Socke
kabar
Profile Joined November 2010
United States616 Posts
March 12 2012 06:03 GMT
#182
hahaha, this had me laughing good. time to try worker rushing some of my shittier friends.
LagT_T
Profile Joined March 2010
Argentina535 Posts
March 12 2012 20:54 GMT
#183
brilliant and well written! thanks for the good time!
"The tactics... no. Amateurs discuss tactics, professional soldiers study logistics." - Tom Clancy, Red Storm Rising
Vronti
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States111 Posts
March 12 2012 23:12 GMT
#184
I love the conversation with Randiss in the bonus pictures, hope he gets out of bronze soon haha.
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." — Confucius
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
March 12 2012 23:26 GMT
#185
On March 13 2012 08:12 Vronti wrote:
I love the conversation with Randiss in the bonus pictures, hope he gets out of bronze soon haha.


He's in silver now.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
March 12 2012 23:28 GMT
#186
You really crack me up T_T. Superb troll
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Arisen
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2382 Posts
March 13 2012 09:52 GMT
#187
Gj. I however would like to defend papers written hours before classes and ask you not talk shit about them anymore ;p
"If you're not angry, you're not paying attention"
Umpteen
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom1570 Posts
March 13 2012 12:54 GMT
#188
Is it just me thinking there's a phenomenon of genuine significance lurking here somewhere?

I mean, I love these blogs purely because they're funny and well-written, but at the same time I can't help feeling that if someone could understand and cure the permabronze layer, humanity as a whole would benefit. I mean, what if I'm bronze at something in my life, and don't even realise it? What if we all are?

The problem is, snapshots of individual play - even the occasional accidental rematch - can only take the study of bronze so far.

Which has inspired me to offer the following challenge:

I want 50-100 consecutive 1v1 replays from a *genuine* permabronze player. Someone who's played loads of games but still measures their progress by the number next to the symbol rather than the symbol itself. The kind of guy or girl who's offended by this blog because he/she genuinely thinks Gheed 'doesn't get it'. If this is you, or you know someone who fits the bill, get in touch.

The best (and most honest) permabronze submission will receive - oh, let's say $50 via Paypal for their trouble.

I'll then sit through the replays and see if I can glean anything useful, and report back here (or in my blog).
The existence of a food chain is inescapable if we evolved unsupervised, and inexcusable otherwise.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
March 13 2012 13:30 GMT
#189
Someone on ladder called me "the worker rush guy" and I felt a little sad.

Naturally I probe rushed him for bringing it up
Legalize drugs and murder.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
March 13 2012 13:40 GMT
#190
On March 10 2012 17:10 sc2superfan101 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2012 12:57 vOdToasT wrote:
On March 10 2012 09:55 sc2superfan101 wrote:
On March 10 2012 09:47 Blazinghand wrote:
There are a lot of people in this thread who really don't get it.

tbh, i actually don't get it. at all. can you explain it to me?

cause it seems that it's:

They are bronze and bronze is terrible, so I prove that with an experiment to show how stupid and terrible they are. And surprise surprise a lot of them get mad when they are faced with this attitude and lash out. I will then show how much better I am than them in both SC2 playing ability and in real life by taking screenshots and writing a verbose post about how mad I made them and how terrible they are. This implies that I'm intelligent because I am tricking all these people who are terrible and stupid and I'm also witty in how mad I got them. Did I mention how stupid and terrible they are?

am i on the right track here?


No, you're not on the right track. Are you mad, bro? read the god damned op.

There's a difference between skill and knowledge. In order to deal with a worker rush, you need to know about attack move. That's it, no skill required - just KNOWLEDGE. An autistic six year old can deal with it if he KNOWS that he is supposed to attack move.

The funny thing is that people fail despite him telling them how to do it. It's not that they lack skill, it's that they fail at a task that takes no skill, only knowledge, when he provides them with the knowledge.

i read the OP, unfortunately. i've read his other blogs too. and yes i'm mad. i'm pissed. i'm so angry i'm punching a wall right now in pure, uncontrollable rage. everytime i read a word on this thread i'm superfly TNT, i'm the guns of the navarone. i'm like a racecar in the red. i could blow.

there is no real difference between skill and knowledge. he, by all accounts, provides them with "knowledge" that is completely unsolicited and does it in a relatively dick manner. and it's a big surprise that they don't necessarily take it to heart?


There is a huge difference.

Your inability to understand this difference is why you hate this blog.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
March 13 2012 17:39 GMT
#191
Nice read as always =) 5/5
[TLMS] REBOOT
Dodgin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada39254 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-13 19:29:45
March 13 2012 19:20 GMT
#192
I thought you were stopping the worker rush blogs and doing just " random play in bronze " ones.

Those are far more interesting.

Enjoyed it regardless, but your blog before this was much better IMO. The custom games with people who lose to worker rushes is the best part in this one, more of that would be more " original " I guess.

Then again most people probably read these for the funny chat windows.
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
March 13 2012 22:31 GMT
#193
Laughed so very hard Gheed at this latest installment. In particular your sidenotes for screen captured conversations were succulent.

Reading through the pages of commentary I can almost feel the wrath of some of the posters as they probably die to worker rushes and bring their attempt at intelligent criticism to bear on your blog in some sort of misplaced defense of themselves and others that can't grasp a basic concept like a-move.

So much enjoyment, thank you
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
March 13 2012 23:20 GMT
#194
Excellent, and well written as always, you continue to impress Gheed; I feel like going and watching some Bronze replays haha :D
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
KillerSOS
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4207 Posts
March 14 2012 00:02 GMT
#195
Well written blog. I really enjoyed it.
Lotsa_Spaghetti
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany50 Posts
March 14 2012 01:38 GMT
#196
What do you mean "last entry for a while"??
I need your Blog, Gheed. I NEED IT!!!
この俺も悲しみを背負う事が出来た。
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
March 14 2012 02:47 GMT
#197
Theres only so many times you can make fun of someone being in bronze....

It's getting to the point where your just being a dick.
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
March 14 2012 04:32 GMT
#198
On March 14 2012 11:47 Pandain wrote:
Theres only so many times you can make fun of someone being in bronze....

It's getting to the point where your just being a dick.


I disagree. Genuinely stupid trash-talkers are the gift that keeps on giving. And the literate, nice guys bring a smile to my heart

It really is hard to fathom what some truly terrible players are thinking. I remember playing some of my high friends at LANs. I'm talking about intelligent kids that are now attending pretty prestigious universities, and still some of them exhibit the same tendencies of doing absolutely fuck-all and not realizing it. You really have to wonder sometimes...
-Celestial-
Profile Joined September 2011
United Kingdom3867 Posts
March 14 2012 13:22 GMT
#199
To follow on from the MMO comparisons, there is a really good example of how lack of knowledge can be devastating in Star Trek Online.

The encounter in question is the one against the Crystalline Entity and it becomes available from a surprisingly low level given how different to everything else it is. In brief, the vast, vast majority of combat, especially grouped combat, to this point has been a case of literally hammering on your opponent until they die. However the CE is different.

It goes in three stages. To begin with it fires a beam and releases small shards which, if you aggro them, follow you until they impact your hull through the shields and you die. So you have to fly ahead of them and maintain sufficient engine speed to not get hit. The second stage (after it has lost a third of its health) simply releases more fragments. Fragments are aggrod and follow the closest destructible object (including fighter craft and high-yield torpedoes such as plasmas).

The real killer is the third stage at a third health left. Then it releases large fragments. These act similar to the small ones but do a ton more damage and, more importantly, if destroyed they produce small fragments which head back to the CE and heal it for 1% of its health per fragment. In addition to an inherent heal rate of 3% per 40 seconds. So you shouldn't kill them and you definitely shouldn't use boarding parties, fighter craft, tricobalt devices or anything else that might set them off or you'll just heal it right back up.

Its a simple enough kill in theory. People just need to draw the fragments off and kite whilst everyone blasts the hell out of it. In practice (because its a public area) people tended to end up suiciding into it and hitting a ton of large fragments, healing it and making it literally impossible to kill.

Theres really nothing very difficult about tweaking your engine power settings and using appropriate abilities to just kite. But its slightly different from most other encounters and therefore requires knowledge and planning; if anyone at all doesn't know how to do this you'll never finish. And god help you if you've got someone actively griefing in your instance.
"Protoss simultaneously feels unbeatably strong and unwinnably weak." - kcdc
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
March 14 2012 13:44 GMT
#200
I am Bronze and I support these observations about my species. I make the same ones, and refuse to practice enough to mitigate the issue, because of these facts.
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