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TyrantPotato
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1541 Posts
January 21 2012 01:16 GMT
#1
so I was at this restaurant and there was this cute waitress.

so I asked for her number and got it.

I called her up a few days later and organised a meet up (she was free after work so we went out for drinks)

Turns out she was a drama queen bitch who spent the whole night bitching about her ex (which she will no doubt from the sounds of things will get back together with).

I decided it'd be best to stay friends and we both went on our merry way. Now I have a bitching partner for the future.

Tl;DR

I didn't sit back and write a monologue in my head about this girl and all the what if's.

I got off my ass and asked her out.



*
Forever ZeNEX.
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
January 21 2012 01:19 GMT
#2
ok how do i explain this .. you clearly lack the common character traits that grant the right of titling something a girl blog. You should go back to tyrannizing potatoes imo!

/disappoint
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
January 21 2012 01:21 GMT
#3
nothing to see here
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9776 Posts
January 21 2012 01:21 GMT
#4
So man!

But what if her ex is this huge tough guy who comes to your front door after two weeks because he found out that you asked her out and then he patted you on the shoulder and says that he gets it and he thinks his gf is really attractive too and leaves leaving you stunned because you were really afraid that you were going to get beat up and your roommates all laugh at you because you just shat your pants?
boomer hands
let_FLY
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
80 Posts
January 21 2012 01:25 GMT
#5
No cause for alarm, in my opinion things went well for you. You've managed to lock on to her personality early, you could've wasted years and years that that poor sucker she was talking about.
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
January 21 2012 01:28 GMT
#6
I went in expecting a tyranny over potatoes.

I left disappointed.
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
January 21 2012 01:35 GMT
#7
You should write a blog about the origins of your name. I would be very interested. Do you see yourself as tyrannizing potatoes? Or do you imagine yourself as a potato that tyrannizes other potatoes?
Wasteweiser
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada522 Posts
January 21 2012 01:37 GMT
#8
Jeee.. . Life must be difficult, all those drama queens.
Obitus.243
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
January 21 2012 01:51 GMT
#9
This is clearly not a "girl blog." Misleading title.
:)
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
January 21 2012 01:52 GMT
#10
Pfff, it doesn't count as asking her out if you don't first fall in love with her and stalk her facebook for 6 months (minimum)
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
January 21 2012 02:02 GMT
#11
Thanks for sharing.
missefficiency
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany105 Posts
January 21 2012 02:07 GMT
#12
Props...but you're not the only one out there who's ever asked a girl out
“If you want to support others you have to stay upright yourself.” ― Peter Høeg
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
January 21 2012 02:54 GMT
#13
I suggest you read up on what constitute as a girl blog. Many readers are disappointed.
Livelovedie
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States492 Posts
January 21 2012 03:47 GMT
#14
Obvious narcissistic brag blog...
Brotatolol
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1742 Posts
January 21 2012 04:16 GMT
#15
On January 21 2012 10:28 CosmicSpiral wrote:
I went in expecting a tyranny over potatoes.

I left disappointed.

I could not have said this any better.
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