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FlaShFTW
United States10334 Posts
On January 13 2012 07:50 Mr. Wiggles wrote: It's a tie between Nyovne and Manifesto7. They're very dangerous, and will How many does ETT have? I still want to become a mod. :/ | ||
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Tortious_Tortoise
United States944 Posts
On January 13 2012 06:58 Blazinghand wrote: It all begins, my son, with the rite of flame and fear. You are stripped naked and cast down amongst the chasms of the werehyenas with but a banhammer and a stylus, and with those tools you must find your way to the surface. The path is twisting, lined with cunning traps and werehyena ambushes. Some souls perish here, but many make it to through to the Caves of Darkness. It is here that the true test lies, for, once weakened by the werehyenas a mod's heart can grow soft.. soft and weak. For when at last the light of the sun begins to shine in the caverns ahead, you face the final challenge: an LR thread. But not just any LR thread, for though even a normal LR thread can drive a man insane, you shall face something worse. Far worse. An LR Thread in which one race wins every game for 24 hours straight of MLG. Few souls survive this, but those who do gain powers beyond imagining. Good luck my friend. This is the best post on TL I've read in a long time. Thank you for making my day. | ||
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seRapH
United States9795 Posts
Bet you get banned on 2012. I'll fit in a chuckle. | ||
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FlaShFTW
United States10334 Posts
On January 13 2012 08:34 seRapH wrote: The fuck is wrong with being an skt fanboy. Bet you get banned on 2012. I'll fit in a chuckle. hehehee KT HWAITING!!! :D Love you too frank. | ||
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surfinbird1
Germany999 Posts
On January 13 2012 06:42 FlaShFTW wrote: Once again, thanks TL. This one year has been fun indeed. Let's which for a happy and fruitful 2012 with lots of I concur! And let's not say that BW is dying every second post; it's annoying and gets us nowhere. | ||
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FlaShFTW
United States10334 Posts
On January 13 2012 09:35 surfinbird1 wrote: I concur! And let's not say that BW is dying every second post; it's annoying and gets us nowhere. HOW DARE YOU! I agree. I always think about BW staying alive forever... remember that MSL picture in 2056? :D | ||
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aztrorisk
United States896 Posts
I joined TL two months after you so I guess I have to post 1.2k in 2 months to catch up to you. I better pick up my pace. | ||
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FlaShFTW
United States10334 Posts
On January 13 2012 09:47 aztrorisk wrote: Nice job! I joined TL two months after you so I guess I have to post 1.2k in 2 months to catch up to you. I better pick up my pace. It helps that I did 2 1/2 LRs (making it 1 full LR). Try to do them, and your post count will skyrocket. Hope to see you at 1k soon :D | ||
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kitaman27
United States9245 Posts
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
True dat, even my closest friends would say I played Starcraft 25hours a day (and even fapped to it, they liked winding me up), but when it came time to have LANs at my house, well, I would go mass Queen/Scouts against all of them together Team Mele on fastest and win... I too am so glad to be able to discuss Brood War with a passion, I love it, it's so engaging and exciting I could never imagine watching 22 guys kicking a ball around or 22 cars screeching down an F1 track and being as enamoured. About reaching C- (play with me!) I'd say it's not the most worthy of goals, but hell that's what I set myself too and looking back I do feel it was worth it, so I won't say don't try, just don't let it prevent you from doing things you prefer, in the future. And what do you mean by a 1/2 LR? Reporting half the games in a series? In anycase, happys all around, yay we got friends. BW4LYF, just like SKT will always be BeSt KT <: | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
On January 13 2012 07:44 Mr. Wiggles wrote: To become a mod, you must first travel, in order to train for the trials ahead. In the mountains, there is a man who can teach you the ways of the mod. However, he will not teach you without an offering, and will not appear to you before that, either. To summon the master, you must make an offering of the tears of a nerd and the blood of a virgin, which can often be obtained from the same source. Leave the offering in a bowl on the shrine you'll find at the top of the mountain path. The master will appear to you. He will ask you what you want, to which you must respond, "I desire to be a mod.". If you say anything else, or the master judges you to not have enough conviction in your voice, he will quickly strike you, and you will find yourself banned for eternity. However, if he judges you worthy, he will take you on to train with him, at his dwelling hidden in the mountain. The details of this training are a secret, so I cannot tell you exactly what you will go through. After the master has finished preparing you, he will send you on your way, but will first give you a disk-shaped medallion with the symbol of a horse inlaid on it. This is where your true trials begin. You must now go in search of a present mod. They may be hard to find, or they may be waiting for you, it is always different. Be careful of which one you choose, as the oldest ones, and the ones whose hammers have tasted the most blood, are strongest. You will be able to tell who these are, by the size of their hammers. When you find one, show them the horse medallion, and challenge them for their hammer. They will be forced to accept your challenge, and you must now fight them in mortal combat. If you win, you will take their hammer, and become a mod yourself. If you lose, you will die. If you manage to defeat your adversary, you will be faced with a choice of how you wish to continue. You may become a force for good, and carry on the task of banning those who would threaten TL, or you may become a force of evil, and continue to search out and challenge banlings to battle, absorbing the souls trapped in their banhammer if you deafeat them. The choice is yours, and is a hard one to make. The lust for power is corrupting, and many are not strong enough to withstand it, but those who do, become paragons of justice and righteousness. Now you know what you must do, so go, and begin your journey. Godspeed. lol | ||
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