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Last Edited: 2015-04-09 21:42:24
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Google Search Query Project

As one of my New Year's resolutions, I have resolved to waste more time on Team Liquid. A lofty goal to be sure. One of my favorite things to do here along those lines since oh, about four-ish years ago, is to meander on over to the Admin Panel. There I can view all of our active visitors. I don't really care who our active visitors are most of the time, but I do like to squander time perusing how they happened upon our site. It also helps to take the edge off reading and moderating terrible posts.

So I bring to both you and me (but mostly me) a collection of interesting/amusing/cool/odd Google search results that led some curious mind out there to Team Liquid. Maybe it was you. Team Liquid seems to be the place to go to find answers to many of the world's questions. Whether people search for love, enlightenment, advice or pictures of other people's girlfriends, their search leads them right here to Team Liquid: home to experts on an endless array of topics. It also helps confirm what we all already know about everyone on the internet: that everyone online is really just here looking for porn and that some of them are really fucking weird.

We are the place to go for both the world's curious and the world's horny, and sometimes a bit of both. It often just amuses me why a certain search would lead to here. Why did the user come here from their search result? Were none of the other results good enough? Were we? Did they find what they were looking for? I may never know all the answers to these questions, but I may one day come closer to an understanding.

While this is mostly going to be a list/collection of items for myself, I figured that while I was keeping them, I might as well keep them somewhere they might be enjoyed by others. And in doing so also reap the side-benefit of potentially luring more wayward souls to Team Liquid with their odd Google searches.

I don't know how often I am going to update this blog post with my ongoing findings. My current aim is about once a week, and I'll see where that goes. Here are the inaugural findings:


Semioldguy's Log - First Entry: 7-1-12
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Google search query: 10% of $10'000
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Semioldguy's Log - Second Entry: 15-1-12
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Google search query: black prisoner fucks white guy's daughter porn video
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Semioldguy's Log - Third Entry: 21-1-12
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Google search query: an outfielder throws a baseball to the first baseman at a speed of 19.6
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Semioldguy's Log - Fourth Entry: 1-2-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Fifth Entry: 9-2-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Sixth Entry: 16-2-12
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Google search query: best orgasm ever
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Semioldguy's Log - Seventh Entry: 24-2-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Eighth Entry: 1-3-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Ninth Entry: 5-4-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Tenth Entry: 13-4-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Eleventh Entry: 20-4-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Twelfth Entry: 28-4-12
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Google search query: are topps baseball cards worth anything
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Semioldguy's Log - Thirteenth Entry: 5-5-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Fourteenth Entry: 18-5-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Fifteenth Entry: 23-5-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Sixteenth Entry: 23-6-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Seventeenth Entry: 12-7-12
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Google search query: animals with messed up furr
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Semioldguy's Log - Eighteenth Entry: 19-7-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Nineteenth Entry: 25-7-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Twentieth Entry: 3-8-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Twenty-First Entry: 23-8-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Twenty-Second Entry: 1-9-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Twenty-Third Entry: 15-9-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Twenty-Fourth Entry: 29-9-12
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Semioldguy's Log - Twenty-Fifth Entry: 20-10-12
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Google search query: 5 monkeys the way its always been
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Semioldguy's Log - Twenty-Sixth Entry: 26-11-12
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Google search query: 1996, korean top songs
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Semioldguy's Log - Twenty-Seventh Entry: 1-12-12
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Google search query: asian fake boobs
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Semioldguy's Log - Twenty-Eighth Entry: 15-1-13
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Google search query: amanda todd middle finger
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Semioldguy's Log - Twenty-Ninth Entry: 7-3-13
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Google search query: bumps under armpit std
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Google search query: world's longest fingernails


Semioldguy's Log - Thirtieth Entry: 21-4-13
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Google search query: "Girl's Day" naked OR nude OR porn OR porno OR fucked OR fucking OR orgasm OR blowjob OR fakes OR xxx
Google search query: beer can plane instructions
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Google search query: why anarcho capitalism doesn't work
Google search query: why do i get bad luck after masturbating


Semioldguy's Log - Thirty-First Entry: 24-5-13
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Google search query: anybody not like ucla engineering
Google search query: Acquiring knowlegde genetically.
Google search query: biggest dude in prison
Google search query: can you you be imune to thc
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Google search query: why do guys dont like fat girls
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Semioldguy's Log - Thirty-Second Entry: 8-8-13
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Google search query: birds nest on a tree illustration
Google search query: cool names for college houses
Google search query: dangermousecatdog
Google search query: google maps dead body
Google search query: how bad is arizona iced tea for you
Google search query: how do you feel about your highschool crush 20 years later
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Google search query: why you shouldn't pull your nose hairs


Semioldguy's Log - Thirty-Third Entry: 28-9-13
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Google search query: 769295094865
Google search query: BRAZZERS
Google search query: can wanking kill
Google search query: ESPORTS CROSS PROMOTION WITH A PORN WEBSITE?
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Google search query: why does my finger click everytime i bend it
Google search query: www.disabledandsex.com


Semioldguy's Log - Thirty-Fourth Entry: 16-4-14
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Google search query: 16 year old died masturbating
Google search query: air conditioning an apartment with a flat roof
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Google search query: viagra with weed


Semioldguy's Log - Thirty-Fifth Entry: 22-4-14
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Google search query: 5 foot tall white gay guy gets fucked by 7 foot tall black guy
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Google search query: why does it bother me when my girlfriend smokes weed
Google search query: why does the side of my balls itch


Semioldguy's Log - Thirty-Sixth Entry: 2-5-14
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Google search query: all items of smite
Google search query: apink butt gif
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Semioldguy's Log - Thirty-Seventh Entry: 10-5-14
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Google search query: anime having sex naked
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Semioldguy's Log - Thirty-Eighth Entry: 7-6-14
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Google search query: Can I cook a small pie in the microwave
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Semioldguy's Log - Thirty-Ninth Entry: 3-7-14
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Google search query: arab guys like fat chicks
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Semioldguy's Log - Fortieth Entry: 10-4-15
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Google search query: 10 year old pussy pics
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Google search query: where is the back fender on a car


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Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
January 06 2012 19:35 GMT
#2
"Google search query: stories of black men making white lick the shit off their ass"

keke I was just looking for some good stories and found this site back in 2008, came for the stories, stayed for the starcraft!
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-06 19:37:03
January 06 2012 19:36 GMT
#3
I think I've seen a blog post related to the majority of these search queries, lol...

edit: blog posts*
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
January 06 2012 19:40 GMT
#4
Wait so people search for those terms and ended up on TL?
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 06 2012 19:42 GMT
#5
On January 07 2012 04:40 ahswtini wrote:
Wait so people search for those terms and ended up on TL?

Yes, somehow. Every last one of them.
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Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
January 06 2012 19:44 GMT
#6
10% of $10'000

maths is hard
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loazis
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands381 Posts
January 06 2012 19:55 GMT
#7
My jaw hurts from the laughter. Thanks for the post x)
There is no spoon.
TiTanIum_
Profile Joined August 2011
Brazil1335 Posts
January 06 2012 20:00 GMT
#8
Google search query: purple


What?
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
January 06 2012 20:10 GMT
#9
Goddamn there's that ball itching thing again. And the worst part is that everytime you admins post about it, TL is just going to get more and more people on the site with itchy nether regions....

I'm also curious as to what an Archon toilet is.

As I've said before, I think we ought to just start trolling Google searches. With that in mind, Panda sex.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-06 20:14:01
January 06 2012 20:12 GMT
#10
Google search query: stories of black men making white lick the shit off their ass

What liquid use in fuck

I... this is just...I...what?
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Alisera
Profile Joined June 2011
United States71 Posts
January 06 2012 20:14 GMT
#11
I don't understand how the internet works.
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
January 06 2012 20:19 GMT
#12
These are interesting.. I have googled the last one but didnt end up on TL? .. hm
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
January 06 2012 20:21 GMT
#13
YES! Please continue this series of things! I'm always curious and the questions as well make me curious (like what really rhymes with condoms?)

thanks semioldguy!
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fishuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States369 Posts
January 06 2012 20:40 GMT
#14
I'd like to know the physics of pokemon too, come to think of it.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
January 06 2012 20:47 GMT
#15
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.
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fishuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States369 Posts
January 06 2012 20:53 GMT
#16
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous
Trumpet
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1935 Posts
January 06 2012 20:54 GMT
#17
gonna try my hardest to make this list!

some I can already guess which thread it lead to, but I can't help but wonder what part of TL specializes in rhyming with condom. lololol this is great.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-06 20:56:18
January 06 2012 20:56 GMT
#18
On January 07 2012 05:53 fishuu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous


I eat alone at my place.
When I'm out with friends at a Sushi buffet or something, we talk Pokemon theory like if everyone in the Pokemon world is vegetarian (because all animals are basically Pokemon [or do they hunt, and if so, that totally makes me wonder about the behavior of Pokemon who almost never attack trainers, but will fight other Pokemon (despite these trained Pokemon knowing that their trainer eats other pokemon or even themselves).

You can also wonder why it took Professors years to figure out that Pokemon came from eggs or had genders, etc.

You should come with us ;D
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TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
January 06 2012 21:19 GMT
#19
On January 07 2012 05:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2012 05:53 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous


I eat alone at my place.
When I'm out with friends at a Sushi buffet or something, we talk Pokemon theory like if everyone in the Pokemon world is vegetarian (because all animals are basically Pokemon [or do they hunt, and if so, that totally makes me wonder about the behavior of Pokemon who almost never attack trainers, but will fight other Pokemon (despite these trained Pokemon knowing that their trainer eats other pokemon or even themselves).

You can also wonder why it took Professors years to figure out that Pokemon came from eggs or had genders, etc.

You should come with us ;D


Since you can fish for magikarp, does that mean people eat them? Do... do people eat magikarps?

But are all animals in their world pokemon? Like is an ameba a pokemon, if not then why? What is a pokemon exactly? What makes it different from other animals? I mean is it sentient? How does a pokeball work? Is it like a TARDIS, bigger on the inside?

I love to over analyze
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
fishuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States369 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-06 21:21:20
January 06 2012 21:20 GMT
#20
On January 07 2012 05:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2012 05:53 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous


I eat alone at my place.
When I'm out with friends at a Sushi buffet or something, we talk Pokemon theory like if everyone in the Pokemon world is vegetarian (because all animals are basically Pokemon [or do they hunt, and if so, that totally makes me wonder about the behavior of Pokemon who almost never attack trainers, but will fight other Pokemon (despite these trained Pokemon knowing that their trainer eats other pokemon or even themselves).

You can also wonder why it took Professors years to figure out that Pokemon came from eggs or had genders, etc.

You should come with us ;D


Sounds so much fun! Seriously, that's a convo I would probably get a little too into, haha.

It weirded me out when in Ruby/Sapphire (I think? Either that or Pearl/Diamond) they basically flat out said people ate Pokemon. Thanks for that uplifting little tidbit.
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
January 06 2012 21:31 GMT
#21
On January 07 2012 04:44 Kiante wrote:
10% of $10'000

maths is hard


CM?
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
January 06 2012 23:10 GMT
#22
On January 07 2012 06:20 fishuu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2012 05:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:53 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous


I eat alone at my place.
When I'm out with friends at a Sushi buffet or something, we talk Pokemon theory like if everyone in the Pokemon world is vegetarian (because all animals are basically Pokemon [or do they hunt, and if so, that totally makes me wonder about the behavior of Pokemon who almost never attack trainers, but will fight other Pokemon (despite these trained Pokemon knowing that their trainer eats other pokemon or even themselves).

You can also wonder why it took Professors years to figure out that Pokemon came from eggs or had genders, etc.

You should come with us ;D


Sounds so much fun! Seriously, that's a convo I would probably get a little too into, haha.

It weirded me out when in Ruby/Sapphire (I think? Either that or Pearl/Diamond) they basically flat out said people ate Pokemon. Thanks for that uplifting little tidbit.


Yeah, it gets pretty insane and hilarious. It makes you wonder if Pokemon cities were originally tribesmen and villages and children at the age of 12 were going off into the crazy jungle or woods as a rite of passage.


Or do they become pokemon trainers because they have no friends, can't perform in school and it's a good way of getting parents off the hook of properly raising a child (how many morals did Ash fucking learn in his journeys?)? Ah, I didn't properly play Ruby Sapphire, I played a shit ton of Pearl/Diamond.

I know in one Pokemon episode, they say they make soup out of farfetch'd, but that was it and you always notice that Ash and Co. always eat rice fucking balls. Talk about poor nutrition.
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Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
January 06 2012 23:45 GMT
#23
I think I know of several threads that led people with those google searches here. But I'm very curious how you end up here with "Purple"... Keep up the good work

On January 07 2012 05:10 TheToast wrote:
I'm also curious as to what an Archon toilet is.

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Archon_toilet
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Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
January 06 2012 23:57 GMT
#24
Now I, too, have googled what rhymes with condom.
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
January 07 2012 01:02 GMT
#25
Who the hell is searching for these things? This sounds like most people on the internet are depraved, stupid psychopaths.
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Sterlymobile
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1009 Posts
January 07 2012 01:27 GMT
#26
On January 07 2012 05:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2012 05:53 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous


we talk Pokemon theory like if everyone in the Pokemon world is vegetarian (because all animals are basically Pokemon [or do they hunt, and if so, that totally makes me wonder about the behavior of Pokemon who almost never attack trainers, but will fight other Pokemon (despite these trained Pokemon knowing that their trainer eats other pokemon or even themselves).


I've always wondered this too, do they only eat rice balls and that nasty shit Brock makes? Or is it some kind of secret farm where they grow militanks and tentacruels for beef and calamari. Also how can cousins look all alike and have the same job but there only seems to be only one in each town.
"You sons of a silly person"
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
January 07 2012 01:36 GMT
#27
That whole list is just lol. I am confused why some of the more vulgar ones brought people to TL.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-07 02:47:09
January 07 2012 02:46 GMT
#28


I like to imagine this commercial except with searches like one in the OP substituted in.
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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-07 04:53:54
January 07 2012 04:51 GMT
#29
On January 07 2012 08:10 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2012 06:20 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:53 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous


I eat alone at my place.
When I'm out with friends at a Sushi buffet or something, we talk Pokemon theory like if everyone in the Pokemon world is vegetarian (because all animals are basically Pokemon [or do they hunt, and if so, that totally makes me wonder about the behavior of Pokemon who almost never attack trainers, but will fight other Pokemon (despite these trained Pokemon knowing that their trainer eats other pokemon or even themselves).

You can also wonder why it took Professors years to figure out that Pokemon came from eggs or had genders, etc.

You should come with us ;D


Sounds so much fun! Seriously, that's a convo I would probably get a little too into, haha.

It weirded me out when in Ruby/Sapphire (I think? Either that or Pearl/Diamond) they basically flat out said people ate Pokemon. Thanks for that uplifting little tidbit.


Yeah, it gets pretty insane and hilarious. It makes you wonder if Pokemon cities were originally tribesmen and villages and children at the age of 12 were going off into the crazy jungle or woods as a rite of passage.


Or do they become pokemon trainers because they have no friends, can't perform in school and it's a good way of getting parents off the hook of properly raising a child (how many morals did Ash fucking learn in his journeys?)? Ah, I didn't properly play Ruby Sapphire, I played a shit ton of Pearl/Diamond.

I know in one Pokemon episode, they say they make soup out of farfetch'd, but that was it and you always notice that Ash and Co. always eat rice fucking balls. Talk about poor nutrition.


Goddamn, i could spend all day talking about this shit.
I mean what kind of parent says 'oh, my not even teenage child is going to go out into the world alone, with no real education, and fight deadly animals that spew flame and water. Thats so super!'

Also how can cousins look all alike and have the same job but there only seems to be only one in each town.


Because Joy and Jenny are probably a breed of pokemon that learned to blend into peoples lives.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 14 2012 19:50 GMT
#30
I probably won't bump this every time I update it, but I am doing so this time.

The original post is updated with 20 new selections.
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ranshaked
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States870 Posts
January 14 2012 21:20 GMT
#31
Great..I go to ucf with a weirdo fml. What on earth are you searching for? Who does this!?
juked
Profile Joined May 2010
United States691 Posts
January 15 2012 00:58 GMT
#32
"how many years would you get for shoving fruit in someone's ass?"

I'm a little worried now
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
January 15 2012 02:21 GMT
#33
how much is a whale vomit worth?


Wish we could find real answers to these questions.
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Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
January 15 2012 02:43 GMT
#34
All searches lead to Teamliquid.

And despite all the answers TL holds, people still make the same threads over and over.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
January 15 2012 03:02 GMT
#35
On January 15 2012 09:58 juked wrote:
"how many years would you get for shoving fruit in someone's ass?"

I'm a little worried now


depends if he asks you to do it or not obviously
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
January 15 2012 04:06 GMT
#36
It's interesting how so many people find TL through a search function, but once here don't know how to use it
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
huameng
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1133 Posts
January 15 2012 04:46 GMT
#37
On January 15 2012 13:06 Divinek wrote:
It's interesting how so many people find TL through a search function, but once here don't know how to use it


I don't think someone who searches "how many years would you get for shoving fruit in someone's ass?" and then ends up on TL really ever knew how to use a search engine.
skating
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 20 2012 18:19 GMT
#38
There were some interesting ones this week... some of which I saved for a future update.
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Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
February 15 2012 09:21 GMT
#39
physics of pokemon...i now MUST find a thread on this. Sorry for the bump but eh, it's an awesome blog anyway.
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
February 16 2012 18:22 GMT
#40
Even though Valentine's Day is a couple days behind us... I thought that I'd have the most recent update be composed entirely of people Google searching for love (or whatever their own weird variation on that may be).
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affinity
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States266 Posts
February 16 2012 18:30 GMT
#41
howvlong does a man have to be in jail before he sleeps wirh another man

Girl blogs, Prison Edition!
Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
February 16 2012 18:53 GMT
#42
Oh my God. The things people search for are so hilariously funny and weird
http://myanimelist.net/profile/billng
Swede
Profile Joined June 2010
New Zealand853 Posts
February 16 2012 22:43 GMT
#43
location of penis
is it okay to jerk off after touching an appliance
how to dress for a bus driver interview
how much does it cost to make a bowling lane in m house
girls forced to smell armpits porn

I can't stop laughing at these. Subscribed!
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
March 01 2012 18:23 GMT
#44
Two more updates have been added from this week and the last.
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hypercube
Profile Joined April 2010
Hungary2735 Posts
March 01 2012 21:13 GMT
#45
I only got through the first batch and I said what? so many times I thought Samuel L. Jackson would show up.
"Sending people in rockets to other planets is a waste of money better spent on sending rockets into people on this planet."
Terranasaur
Profile Joined May 2011
United States2085 Posts
March 01 2012 22:00 GMT
#46
Only conclusion is that TL Lurkers are a bunch of sick bastards. I can't believe some of that stuff would land on TL.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 05 2012 07:34 GMT
#47
A new update! I haven't updated this in a while... March was busy. Should be back to updating weekly-ish now though, at least as best as I can tell.
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zfr
Profile Joined June 2009
Australia70 Posts
April 05 2012 07:56 GMT
#48
What an amazing post! Everyone on the train is looking at the 'guy laughing at his iPad'.
Thank you Semioldguy!
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
April 05 2012 08:54 GMT
#49
its like looking at scratch on the surface of humans collective consciousness. and this is like just a sliver of the very tip.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 05 2012 09:31 GMT
#50
Topics on anal issues
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
April 05 2012 09:41 GMT
#51
Sometimes when I'm googling I think "do I really want Google to have a record of this search?" Then I look at queries like these and realize that no matter what I'm looking for, it's nothing.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
onlinerobbe
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany547 Posts
April 05 2012 10:56 GMT
#52
Google search query: HUGE BIG BLACK BEE

haha^^ I imagine him saying that
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


it's amazing (read disturbing) by what search terms these people reach tl
greath blog tho
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Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
April 05 2012 14:10 GMT
#53
I don't understand how this works but it is hilarious lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
Akinokaze
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia326 Posts
April 05 2012 15:06 GMT
#54
batteries help improve brain function


I am now subscribed to this thread.
In the Emperor we trust
Kitkatzy
Profile Joined May 2008
United States213 Posts
April 05 2012 15:47 GMT
#55
On April 06 2012 00:06 Akinokaze wrote:
Show nested quote +
batteries help improve brain function


I am now subscribed to this thread.

Transcranial Direct Current Stimulation. The research is pretty interesting ^_^.
Curse Kitkatz
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 12 2012 21:30 GMT
#56
Update!
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emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
April 13 2012 00:31 GMT
#57
wiley.com/go/bhgdiy


Fuckin' lost it at this one.
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rawb
Profile Joined September 2010
United States252 Posts
April 13 2012 03:30 GMT
#58
+ Show Spoiler +
Google search query: how to make my penis look like a horse cock
Google search query: most dicks inside one person
Google search query: my scrotum itches and is hard


Greatest thing ever. People will click anything even 30 pages deep on google if they're looking for porn.
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
April 13 2012 04:23 GMT
#59
Thats one interesting fetish....

-Google search query: two male centaurs kissing-
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
April 13 2012 06:14 GMT
#60
what liquid use in fuck

this one is still the best. come on.
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zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
April 13 2012 07:33 GMT
#61
I love this thread
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
April 13 2012 07:36 GMT
#62
woman holding dolphin cock hahahaha
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
April 13 2012 07:43 GMT
#63
'why my girlfriend dig in bag then pack it up then check phone before bath'

welllll... we know how torte de lini found TL i guess..
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
April 13 2012 09:19 GMT
#64
"Google search query: lose virginity plctuers/"

The purposefully incorrect spelling really makes it.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
April 13 2012 09:24 GMT
#65
How did I miss this thread, it's hilarious !
ॐ
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
April 13 2012 11:40 GMT
#66
On April 13 2012 16:43 Endymion wrote:
'why my girlfriend dig in bag then pack it up then check phone before bath'

welllll... we know how torte de lini found TL i guess..


lolwtf relevance? D:< <3
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Rainofpain
Profile Joined December 2010
United States125 Posts
April 13 2012 13:02 GMT
#67
Wat. that`s all that needs to be said. wat.
It`s hard to read bad players because they`re bad - Idra
Dexington
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada7276 Posts
April 13 2012 14:36 GMT
#68
There are a lot of gay porn search queries there.
"Man you guys are missing out waving your stats dicks about instead of watching this pvp" - bbm
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 19 2012 16:09 GMT
#69
Though it may not yet be 4-20 in most parts of the world, a few people's searches already seem to be reflecting preparation for the occasion.
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potatoedoughnut
Profile Joined July 2008
United States334 Posts
April 20 2012 03:55 GMT
#70
On April 13 2012 18:24 endy wrote:
How did I miss this thread, it's hilarious !


This. Why haven't I seen this until now. Though I now have the urge to search for random shit and see how far down (not if) the google search results TL is.
Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
April 20 2012 04:11 GMT
#71
"Celebritu mullets"

But.......why!?!?!?!

Can you tell if a person who came to TL from a search like that created an account? (Not that I'm asking names, I just want to know if someone who would come for 'dolphin cock' would stay for Starcraft :D ?)

This is golden please keep going !!!!
/subscribe
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-20 08:03:59
April 20 2012 08:03 GMT
#72
On April 20 2012 13:11 Anacletus wrote:
Can you tell if a person who came to TL from a search like that created an account? (Not that I'm asking names, I just want to know if someone who would come for 'dolphin cock' would stay for Starcraft :D ?)

I can tell whether or not the person is logged in after coming here from the search, but not which account it is. Though for all of these searches I've posted here, I don't recall any of them coming from logged in users (and I think I'd remember something like that... there might have been one actually, but I don't recall which one). The logged in users tend to have searches directly related to Starcraft, Progaming or Team Liquid.
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Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
April 20 2012 11:39 GMT
#73
On April 20 2012 17:03 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 20 2012 13:11 Anacletus wrote:
Can you tell if a person who came to TL from a search like that created an account? (Not that I'm asking names, I just want to know if someone who would come for 'dolphin cock' would stay for Starcraft :D ?)

I can tell whether or not the person is logged in after coming here from the search, but not which account it is. Though for all of these searches I've posted here, I don't recall any of them coming from logged in users (and I think I'd remember something like that... there might have been one actually, but I don't recall which one). The logged in users tend to have searches directly related to Starcraft, Progaming or Team Liquid.


Haha I see!

It would be much more interesting if there was some dolphin appendage-craving fiend midst our ranks biding his time until his 'search query' could be sated. But that might lead to some sort of faux witch hunt, and that wouldn't be good.

On second thought that sounds pretty sweet - we need more bait for these odd queries!
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
May 04 2012 07:34 GMT
#74
Welcome to May everyone! New updates from this and last week.
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
May 04 2012 08:09 GMT
#75
Oh my god. How have I never seen this before?!
LiquidDota Staff
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
May 07 2012 18:36 GMT
#76
This is probably the most consistently hilarious thread. If not then it's only second to the Unimpressed Flash thread.
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
May 17 2012 17:40 GMT
#77
Hmm... I missed an update last week. Come to think of it I don't have much of any sort of memory of last week....

Oh well, new update today!
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
May 22 2012 20:31 GMT
#78
I am going out of town for a couple weeks, so this will be the last update until sometime close to mid-June.
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iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
May 22 2012 22:20 GMT
#79
Almost like you made these up. But that'd be saying you were a mad genius.
strava.com/athletes/zhaodynasty
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
June 22 2012 15:25 GMT
#80
Back from vacation and with a new update!
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Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
June 22 2012 15:57 GMT
#81
I had to google some of those just because they're so crazy, and yup, TL.net is on the first page of results. Thank the blogs mostly.
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Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
June 22 2012 16:26 GMT
#82
"I saw my cat get run over"

What in the world? Was this guy looking for some support?

Here's my go at hooking some odd person off of google:
Orangutan wearing business suit eating banana sundae
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
July 11 2012 01:25 GMT
#83
Hahaha dat update. xD

Amazing blog, please don't stop updating.
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
July 11 2012 15:38 GMT
#84
Ask and ye shall receive. New update today! (and sorry for the sparse updates, I have been quite ill, but have been starting to trend towards feeling better)
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Airking990
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States193 Posts
July 11 2012 16:50 GMT
#85
What the hell did i just read? xD
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Zocat
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2229 Posts
July 11 2012 16:55 GMT
#86
On July 12 2012 00:38 semioldguy wrote:
Ask and ye shall receive. New update today! (and sorry for the sparse updates, I have been quite ill, but have been starting to trend towards feeling better)


Sparse updates are fine (thanks to the subscribe feature^^).
Just take your time and do them whenever you feel like it! And get well!
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
July 12 2012 02:46 GMT
#87
OMG What?

I like how these entries fluctuate between a hilarious and obscene. So awesome.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 12 2012 03:55 GMT
#88
"taeyeon dog cleavage"

Ok now I am curious... Dog boobies?
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
July 18 2012 18:52 GMT
#89
Boom! Update!

Also, for whatever the reason may be, there has been an increase in the amount of people searching for nude pics of various people that end up here on Team Liquid.
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Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
July 18 2012 19:04 GMT
#90
These are the weirdest things
Religion: Buckethead
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
July 18 2012 20:55 GMT
#91
One of those queries was from me. I will not say which.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
July 19 2012 03:14 GMT
#92
Google search query: alex garfield naked


Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
July 25 2012 07:45 GMT
#93
Another new update!
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GeckoVOD
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Germany814 Posts
July 25 2012 08:02 GMT
#94

Google search query: i was raped in jail erotic relates


what.
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MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
July 25 2012 09:19 GMT
#95
I honestly cannot understand how this doesn't have a ton more pages; some of the queries are downright hilarious (and baffling).
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
July 25 2012 11:18 GMT
#96
On July 25 2012 18:19 MasterOfPuppets wrote:
I honestly cannot understand how this doesn't have a ton more pages; some of the queries are downright hilarious (and baffling).

Whenever a new update comes out, I look through the list and almost always one of the first entries captivate me and I end up wanting to comment.

Then I keep reading and more awesome gems pop up and I end up on floor and lose all control of my fingers to continue commenting. I imagine most readers are like that.

Or they are ashamed of what search queries brought themselves to TL.net.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 03 2012 15:44 GMT
#97
Since the beginning of the year there have now been twenty updates and over 400 individual entries.
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]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
August 03 2012 16:21 GMT
#98
looool

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

TL comes up first (behind a Mr. Bean video), though that might be because I'm signed into Google
Writer
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 22 2012 21:17 GMT
#99
About two and a half weeks ago I moved out of my old apartment... it took until yesterday to finally get my internet service back and I figured that I was due for an update.
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MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
August 22 2012 21:56 GMT
#100
^ No worries sir, I for one still greatly appreciate every single update. At least a couple of them are always golden. wow. xD
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
ArcticRaven
Profile Joined August 2011
France1406 Posts
August 22 2012 22:07 GMT
#101
This is gold.
I think I'm going to milk it slowly, like one update per day. It'll be my little dirty pleasure
[Govie] Wierd shit, on a 6 game AP winning streak with KOTL in the trench. I searched gandalf quotes and spammed them all game long, trenchwarfare247, whateva it takes!
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
August 23 2012 01:03 GMT
#102
"horse penis fanclub" just has to be in the incontrol fan club, I know it! Maybe Nony, but definitely leaning towards inc :D
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 23 2012 02:02 GMT
#103
Are those search terms really leading to team liquid? Wow lol.

...some of those are a bit....well...awkward for sure.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 23 2012 02:06 GMT
#104
Good bump.
Google search query: how much is a whale vomit worth?
Big market for ambergris :p
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16978 Posts
August 23 2012 02:10 GMT
#105
Oh dear.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 01 2012 07:24 GMT
#106
Time for an update!
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 14 2012 15:36 GMT
#107
Missed last week, but there a some goodies this week.
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
September 14 2012 17:46 GMT
#108
what the fuck is a pedestal

Typical TL girl blog question, no surprise here
does masturbation help pass a drug test?

Typical TL drug blog question, no surprise here
they had rattish pointed faces and tiny pink hands, like the servitor who had brought her the glass of shade

Typical TL fiction blog content, no surprise here
i sucked my roomates dick

um...
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
Zocat
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2229 Posts
September 14 2012 18:35 GMT
#109
On September 15 2012 02:46 bonifaceviii wrote:
Show nested quote +
what the fuck is a pedestal

Typical TL girl blog question, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
does masturbation help pass a drug test?

Typical TL drug blog question, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
they had rattish pointed faces and tiny pink hands, like the servitor who had brought her the glass of shade

Typical TL fiction blog content, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
i sucked my roomates dick

um...


Secret mod forum? ;p
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
September 14 2012 21:22 GMT
#110
How are these consistently hilarious with every single update? Actually, I don't need to know, I'm content to just have them coming every couple of weeks or so. :D
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
September 14 2012 21:40 GMT
#111
i remember the sleeping with 3rd cousing thread.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 28 2012 15:55 GMT
#112
Update.

Over the past year or so, Team Liquid is apparently the place to go if you need to know what things can give you diarrhea. What even more odd is that there are multiple threads that these searches find, it isn't always the same one.
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Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
September 28 2012 15:57 GMT
#113
On September 15 2012 02:46 bonifaceviii wrote:
Show nested quote +
what the fuck is a pedestal

Typical TL girl blog question, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
does masturbation help pass a drug test?

Typical TL drug blog question, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
they had rattish pointed faces and tiny pink hands, like the servitor who had brought her the glass of shade

Typical TL fiction blog content, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
i sucked my roomates dick

um...

There was that guy who was blogging about his gay roommate awhile back.
Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
September 28 2012 17:08 GMT
#114
cartoon mermaid with fish head
This image has been posted multiple times in the funny pictures thread.

types of clothes worn by men in the philippines
I really hope this got directed to the mens fashion thread.

who is the most elite special force
There are actually 2 threads on TL discussing this topic.

Other then that some really weird ones this time.
Where for heavens sake do these searches go to?? "does beastiality increase penis size" & "killing puppies fraternity"
Life is to give and take. You take a vacation and you give to the poor.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
October 19 2012 17:34 GMT
#115
After being out of town for a couple weeks, I am back with an update!
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
October 19 2012 18:08 GMT
#116
starcraft nude map

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018 ?
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
November 25 2012 19:21 GMT
#117
So it's been a while, but I've got an update!
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jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
November 25 2012 21:03 GMT
#118
This is awesomer every time I came here. Keep up the good work.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
December 01 2012 07:25 GMT
#119
Welcome to December!
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
December 01 2012 08:32 GMT
#120
HAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't know you were still updating this, why haven't I see it around LOL

Thanks for maintaining this, holy crap I'm going to die hahahahaha T___T every single one of those queries is ridiculous XD
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
December 01 2012 09:05 GMT
#121
"does beastiality increase penis size"

my head hurts
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Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
December 23 2012 16:40 GMT
#122
On December 01 2012 18:05 phosphorylation wrote:
"does beastiality increase penis size"

my head hurts

Which head?
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 14 2013 23:21 GMT
#123
Another update, but they are likely to be much less frequent from now on.
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EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
January 14 2013 23:51 GMT
#124
hahaha someone doing putnam prep lands on TL, how cute :3
ROOTIllusion
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
January 15 2013 00:39 GMT
#125
The internet is an interesting place
www.twitter.com/rootillusion & www.facebook.com/illusionsc2
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
February 06 2013 20:36 GMT
#126
Oh god... I missed these so much! You are a sick baller semioldguy for sharing these gems with us.
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
March 07 2013 06:28 GMT
#127
Thought it was time to get another update together and posted since it's been a while. This blog is up to 29 entries now.
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 07 2013 06:56 GMT
#128
Sweet!

Is it just me or are the queries getting progressively more illegal :|
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Typhoon1789
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Australia292 Posts
March 07 2013 13:54 GMT
#129
All i can notice is alot of dogsex searches somehow turn up on TL. How dose this shit even relate to TL? lol.
Professional Cunt.
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
March 07 2013 20:51 GMT
#130
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=22757
and the related
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=154329
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
Typhoon1789
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Australia292 Posts
March 08 2013 00:12 GMT
#131
On March 08 2013 05:51 bonifaceviii wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=22757
and the related
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=154329


oh. Ooohh!

0___0

I shouldnt be to surprised. But damn what a story.
Professional Cunt.
willoc
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada1530 Posts
March 08 2013 00:21 GMT
#132
Oh my god. This rules.
Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid!
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 20 2013 18:29 GMT
#133
I felt like making an update today.
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ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12384 Posts
April 21 2013 12:59 GMT
#134
oh man, this is so good. loving all of them
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
Airking990
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States193 Posts
May 21 2013 00:24 GMT
#135
too good xD
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-21 00:53:27
May 21 2013 00:33 GMT
#136
beer can plane instructions is from one of my old threads. It's unreasonably hard to find in person or online, so I imagine all the research/resources I put into one place gets a lot of hits.

https://www.google.com/search?q=beer can plane instructions&aq=f&oq=beer can plane instructions&aqs=chrome.0.57.7859j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
May 24 2013 05:17 GMT
#137
On May 21 2013 09:33 MarlieChurphy wrote:
beer can plane instructions is from one of my old threads. It's unreasonably hard to find in person or online, so I imagine all the research/resources I put into one place gets a lot of hits.

https://www.google.com/search?q=beer can plane instructions&aq=f&oq=beer can plane instructions&aqs=chrome.0.57.7859j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Hey man, how's it goin! Haven't seen you or many others from TL in ages. I don't get out to events very often these days. I don't have passes to Blizzcon this year, but I'm thinking of going up anyway to hang out with some of the other staff/members that are going for whatever they plan after hours. Been trying to get to an event that fits around work or whatever else for a while now and just haven't been able to pull the trigger. You gonna be there? Also, I might just go make a beer-can-plane now, just from your thread.

Also.... new update going up in just a few moments.
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MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-24 16:06:50
May 24 2013 16:05 GMT
#138
Yea, I only recently started lurking and then posting on TL. I am planning on going to blizzcon without a pass again this year lol. (There is always after party type stuff going on)

Let me know if you order one of those beercan plane guides and share it with me, I never made the plane and I still have the cans in a box in the garage!
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 08 2013 07:21 GMT
#139
I just realized it's been a while since I've updated this.

So... an update!
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739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
August 08 2013 07:46 GMT
#140
Google search query: i have a part of my anus coming out
Google search query: playing video games nude

My two favourite for August hahaha !

Thanks for the update semioldguy, been a while ;-))
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 08 2013 07:48 GMT
#141
your anus what?
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-08 09:56:31
August 08 2013 09:52 GMT
#142
Yet again, I am responsible for "Google search query: google maps dead body" for that thread I made about it.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=408147
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 27 2013 21:06 GMT
#143
Bumpity bump! New update!

Also CM, there are a decent amount of searches throughout all these that you are responsible for. You've had some... interesting threads... throughout your years here.
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Kaeru
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Sweden552 Posts
September 28 2013 07:34 GMT
#144
--- Nuked ---
And G
Profile Joined May 2012
Germany491 Posts
September 28 2013 20:11 GMT
#145
I found a StarCraft related search query! Can you spot it?
not a community mapmaker
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 30 2013 04:28 GMT
#146
There are a couple Starcraft related seraches that have managed to sneak in there over the months, some more obvious than others.
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MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
February 28 2014 21:57 GMT
#147
Look I just feel the need to bump this up for newer members (and people who weren't aware of this) to experience because this still remains one of the best things I've ever read on the internet.

semioldguy you're amazing for making this for as long as you have.

I wonder if that trend about knotting and fucking dogs in the searches has anything to do with M2's thread, although that's pretty old... ;s
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 16 2014 00:02 GMT
#148
What's this... an... an update?

Yes. Yes it is an update.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 16 2014 00:05 GMT
#149
I'm concerned and amazed at the same time
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
April 16 2014 00:05 GMT
#150
Boy oh boy. My favorite thread!!!
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
April 16 2014 00:06 GMT
#151
~~~~hivemind~~~~
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 22 2014 18:16 GMT
#152
Another update already!!!!
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 22 2014 18:30 GMT
#153
I don't understand how people come up with these searches, some of them are gibberish.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-24 06:03:40
April 24 2014 06:03 GMT
#154
Google search query: 5 foot tall white gay guy gets fucked by 7 foot tall black guy

nohomo, I would actually watch this because it would look funny as fuck. Like a donkey show or something.
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
April 24 2014 06:05 GMT
#155
On April 24 2014 15:03 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
Google search query: 5 foot tall white gay guy gets fucked by 7 foot tall black guy

nohomo, I would actually watch this because it would look funny as fuck. Like a donkey show or something.


i think this is a special case where saying no homo still makes watching this homo
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
April 24 2014 06:20 GMT
#156
On April 24 2014 15:05 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 15:03 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Google search query: 5 foot tall white gay guy gets fucked by 7 foot tall black guy

nohomo, I would actually watch this because it would look funny as fuck. Like a donkey show or something.


i think this is a special case where saying no homo still makes watching this homo


Says; MysteryMeat
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
April 25 2014 19:15 GMT
#157
haha, these are awesome. I forgot about it completely
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Sn0_Man
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Tebellong44238 Posts
April 25 2014 21:05 GMT
#158
Legitimately scary... o.o
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50114 Posts
April 26 2014 03:42 GMT
#159
lol why does the side of my balls itch.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
May 02 2014 15:54 GMT
#160
Regular updates to this blog might be a thing again.

At least for a little while. Enjoy.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
May 09 2014 17:03 GMT
#161
MORE GOOGLE SEARCHES!!!!
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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
May 09 2014 17:20 GMT
#162
rofl. Some of these things are ridiculous though.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
June 06 2014 16:36 GMT
#163
It's been nearly a month... but I can still bring 'em.
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GeckoXp
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Germany2016 Posts
June 06 2014 19:53 GMT
#164
Google search query: music coming out of back of headphone

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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
July 03 2014 05:07 GMT
#165
Happy July!
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Otolia
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
France5805 Posts
July 03 2014 11:36 GMT
#166
Some very worrying pedophilia related search this month.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 09 2015 21:48 GMT
#167
B...

BU...

BUMP!!!


Also an update for the first time in... shit, eight months!
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