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More, please make this a serious.
I love laughing at these ideas, but then again, when I first started, I had some pretty dumb ideas as well.
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The first was the best about the flying depots...lolol.
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Flying depots sound pretty awesome, in a dumb way.
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I remember in one of my Practice League games (On Novice Desert Oasis, talk about vintage) I went 1 base carrier and got owned by mass vikings. First they kill all your flying units and then they can even kill your Stalkers >:[
I'm pretty sure that is the basis of most "Vikings OP" comments.
Also I lol'd:
+1
Terran is terribly underpowered atm and this would be a good way to even things out with Zerg and Protoss.
Don't worry suncrusher, even if depots were to get liftoff, you'd still be stuck in silver.
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reminds me of the suggestions the guy was making about pylons in blogs the other week
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Someone should really make a nice and pretty best of battle.net.
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the best one was someone suggesting that zerg buildings should be able to burrow and move because of marauder drops a while ago
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viper shoud be able to pull burrowed supply depots, leaving a huge ditch thats unbuildable unless you use your scvs to mine harvestable destructible rocks. terran wall imba no more.
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Braavos36402 Posts
The nydus one actually kind of makes sense...
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Well the liftoff is just annoying. i think the design was for walling off and addons switch, not for hiding CC's and base trading.
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God I hope when they say they balance the game partially based on community input- they are NOT referring to anything like this!
On November 10 2011 11:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
The nydus one actually kind of makes sense...
It does until you think about it! Just imagine medivacs that could stream marines through them directly from barracks. [/shudder]
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I want more of that. Really good thread 
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Nydus worm makes perfect sense; just remove the damn "GYEEUUUAAAARRRR" sound and it'd be fine.
And, to be honest, the marine-attacking-ground-only post makes sense too, if you take the game literally. I doubt rifle bullets could even penetrate a battlecruiser.
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... and this is why I use TL. Except the Nydus one, that makes sense.
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I think he kinda had a point about the nydus though. Lol, and in my halo days we had "bungie kids" posts that were a lot like this ^_^ Noobs can ease the mood sometimes.
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People are agreeing with the Nydus one?
I wish medivacs could teleport units straight from my barracks into my enemies' base.
To make them equal with Nydus, you know.
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And holy shit, why are people agreeing with the immortal one? Seriously, it's just retarded that they get to say w/e the hell they want, and no matter how imba it is, blizzard might try it out on a ptr because some troll in the protoss forums said it's a good idea.
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Wow this was awesome!
Back in the beta there were a few more awesome ones, not b.net, (I think these were on TL in fact) but the ones I remember:
Siege tanks should hit air in siege mode, the cannon points up, so why not?
Zerglings should be able to climb up cliffs, with upgrade of course, else it would be overpowered.
There was another one recently , who demanded spawning pool should be able to uproot, and produce spine crawlers to enable cheese for zerg.
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On November 10 2011 13:24 dartoo wrote:
Siege tanks should hit air in siege mode, the cannon points up, so why not?
I think I saw that one on Battle.net forums... Still makes me laugh tho.
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United Arab Emirates874 Posts
Whoa. Those are quite bad  . i STILL get the flying buildings thing a lot in diamond level! When they're about to lose, they just suddenly whine about how we can stay behind a wall and be safe and also lift buildings etc! :D
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This is almost comparable to Dota forums >.<
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On November 10 2011 12:44 Tektos wrote:
People are agreeing with the Nydus one?
I wish medivacs could teleport units straight from my barracks into my enemies' base.
To make them equal with Nydus, you know.
"to make them equal with nydus" typical terrans never realize just how good they have it, i trade you medivac for nydus canal ok??
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On November 10 2011 12:44 Tektos wrote:
People are agreeing with the Nydus one?
I wish medivacs could teleport units straight from my barracks into my enemies' base.
To make them equal with Nydus, you know.
Isn't that called a Warp Prism?
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5/5, this is hilarious.
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On November 10 2011 11:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
The nydus one actually kind of makes sense...
Agreed. I was actually about to point that out too.
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hahah legit marine analysis.
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what about this gem? - thread was titled 'Zerglings are aJoke'
they have liek 15 damage and attacks really fastly and they have abuot 7 range and tey are basicaly free and yo ugot 2 from 1 larva so u can make like 43 at a time and then a movce and just insta win zerg mite as well give zreg win butten blizz i mean how do u x[ect to balance the gaem when u have all these op units imposible to defend from and so miny zerg players dont deserve thier rank cuz they just a mve all their zergings and then it just kills all my stuff and i cant defend and noboone can defend cuz their just so op and idk y u so stupid blizz buut you really need to thnk about nerfing zergings like may 2 larva require for zerglingb so the zerg cant be a move stupid and kill all my stuff and its so dumb blizz y u so dumb!? idk but srsly nerf zerging also increse prise so the zwerg actully have to mine mins to get em and they arent free like all the other zerg op stuff why do you make zerf so op its riccidulous and i think u should just remove zerg and add something cool like pwr rangrs or somthing race like that cuz zerg so op andx therees so many cool movs from powr ranges you could use and that would be awesome and i thought of cool unit to use for new race it would be like a worker dthat transformed into a kiling unit so they would be uniq and then the killin unit coul becmoe more powrful for more mins or gas and the max lvl would like kill al units with in certin distance and it would be upgrd e and itd be so cool blizz please chnge the zerg to powr rangrs for balnce and cooness
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On November 10 2011 15:44 prOxi.swAMi wrote:what about this gem? - thread was titled 'Zerglings are aJoke' Show nested quote +they have liek 15 damage and attacks really fastly and they have abuot 7 range and tey are basicaly free and yo ugot 2 from 1 larva so u can make like 43 at a time and then a movce and just insta win zerg mite as well give zreg win butten blizz i mean how do u x[ect to balance the gaem when u have all these op units imposible to defend from and so miny zerg players dont deserve thier rank cuz they just a mve all their zergings and then it just kills all my stuff and i cant defend and noboone can defend cuz their just so op and idk y u so stupid blizz buut you really need to thnk about nerfing zergings like may 2 larva require for zerglingb so the zerg cant be a move stupid and kill all my stuff and its so dumb blizz y u so dumb!? idk but srsly nerf zerging also increse prise so the zwerg actully have to mine mins to get em and they arent free like all the other zerg op stuff why do you make zerf so op its riccidulous and i think u should just remove zerg and add something cool like pwr rangrs or somthing race like that cuz zerg so op andx therees so many cool movs from powr ranges you could use and that would be awesome and i thought of cool unit to use for new race it would be like a worker dthat transformed into a kiling unit so they would be uniq and then the killin unit coul becmoe more powrful for more mins or gas and the max lvl would like kill al units with in certin distance and it would be upgrd e and itd be so cool blizz please chnge the zerg to powr rangrs for balnce and cooness
What the heck did I just read.
I'm imagining a little kid with pimples sitting in front of a computer after losing to lings and then saying this out loud to mom. The Day[9] "Timmy" voice is strangely suitable, despite Timmy's insane skills.
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At first I agreed with the Nydus one, then I read the thread.
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On November 10 2011 15:44 prOxi.swAMi wrote:what about this gem? - thread was titled 'Zerglings are aJoke' + Show Spoiler +they have liek 15 damage and attacks really fastly and they have abuot 7 range and tey are basicaly free and yo ugot 2 from 1 larva so u can make like 43 at a time and then a movce and just insta win zerg mite as well give zreg win butten blizz i mean how do u x[ect to balance the gaem when u have all these op units imposible to defend from and so miny zerg players dont deserve thier rank cuz they just a mve all their zergings and then it just kills all my stuff and i cant defend and noboone can defend cuz their just so op and idk y u so stupid blizz buut you really need to thnk about nerfing zergings like may 2 larva require for zerglingb so the zerg cant be a move stupid and kill all my stuff and its so dumb blizz y u so dumb!? idk but srsly nerf zerging also increse prise so the zwerg actully have to mine mins to get em and they arent free like all the other zerg op stuff why do you make zerf so op its riccidulous and i think u should just remove zerg and add something cool like pwr rangrs or somthing race like that cuz zerg so op andx therees so many cool movs from powr ranges you could use and that would be awesome and i thought of cool unit to use for new race it would be like a worker dthat transformed into a kiling unit so they would be uniq and then the killin unit coul becmoe more powrful for more mins or gas and the max lvl would like kill al units with in certin distance and it would be upgrd e and itd be so cool blizz please chnge the zerg to powr rangrs for balnce and cooness
Wow nice, added it to the OP.
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On November 10 2011 14:20 Mobius_1 wrote:Show nested quote +On November 10 2011 12:44 Tektos wrote:
People are agreeing with the Nydus one?
I wish medivacs could teleport units straight from my barracks into my enemies' base.
To make them equal with Nydus, you know. Isn't that called a Warp Prism?
My thought exactly.
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Hahaha, one of my favorite activities to engage in whenever i'm bored, browse the battle.net forums for awful threads, then be glad i'm part of TL.
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