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Before I begin, let me just say that Day9 and Tastosis would be f*cking proud.
I'm a freshman in college and I met this good-looking girl in my CS class. We've been texting for a while and she asked me if I play video games. This was f*cking awesome because that meant she probably does too.
I told her I play SC2, and that I'm in a fairly high league (high diamond).
AND HO LEE SHEET AT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
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she told me she played SC2 AS WELL, but not for too long though she likes it.
Nearly jizzed in my pants.
Picking up girls via SC2, it's a beautiful thing.
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Your blog posts are pretty contradictory.
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a) where else would you jizz while texting?
b) i missed the part where you 'picked her up'
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On October 27 2011 08:42 Complete wrote: a) where else would you jizz while texting?
b) i missed the part where you 'picked her up'
yeah, what happened next?
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Next comes the part where you find out she got into SC2 through her boyfriend.
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On October 27 2011 08:42 Complete wrote: a) where else would you jizz while texting?
b) i missed the part where you 'picked her up'
you missed it because it wasnt included lol
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So no one plays SC2 and now *insert girl* who plays sc2. Great contradicting blogs.
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On October 27 2011 08:44 Emporio wrote: Next comes the part where you find out she got into SC2 through her boyfriend.
EDIT: her EX boyfriend lol
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United Kingdom14464 Posts
5*, 2 thumbs up, 10/10. (I gave you a 5* just for the hell of it)
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everyone.. she doesnt play still.
if you note it says "played"
sheesh
it also says NEARLY jizzed lmao
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United States9673 Posts
wait so... you jizzed your pants from a text. and then???
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thats it? it ends at that....u jizzed from a text..
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On October 27 2011 08:46 Sp1der wrote: thats it? it ends at that....
yerp lol
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lol rock on man. thats awesome! u just made my day
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On October 27 2011 08:47 Sp1der wrote: lol rock on man. thats awesome! u just made my day
thanks lol
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Is this one of those false then true conditional type situations? Pretty crafty
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next part she sees it on teamliquid ?
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiii
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On October 27 2011 08:57 JonnyClark wrote: next part she sees it on teamliquid ?
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiii Yea was just gana say, teamliquid isn't men only.
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On October 27 2011 08:58 JoelE wrote:Show nested quote +On October 27 2011 08:57 JonnyClark wrote: next part she sees it on teamliquid ?
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiii Yea was just gana say, teamliquid isn't men only.
hahaha
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Netherlands45349 Posts
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Then you found out that she has taken hundreds of ladder points from you....
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Did you just make 3 blogs in like 20 mins or am I crazy?
Also wasn't you last blog about being the only sc2 player or someshit?
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On October 27 2011 09:06 lee365 wrote: Then you found out that she has taken hundreds of ladder points from you.... Hahaha
If you're so fortunate to know a hot girl who played SC2 and is a gamer, update your blog with your progress with her, please.
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Then you find out she's bronze and cannon rushes every game?
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On October 27 2011 09:08 Zidane wrote: Did you just make 3 blogs in like 20 mins or am I crazy?
Also wasn't you last blog about being the only sc2 player or someshit?
this and another.
first was on no sc2 players (the girl i talk to doesnt play anymore, hence "played")
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On October 27 2011 09:08 edc wrote:Show nested quote +On October 27 2011 09:06 lee365 wrote: Then you found out that she has taken hundreds of ladder points from you.... Hahaha If you're so fortunate to know a hot girl who played SC2 and is a gamer, update your blog with your progress with her, please.
ok lol
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On October 27 2011 08:35 MASSivezTV wrote: I'm a freshman in college and I met this good-looking girl in my CS class. We've been texting for a I think one of these words need to be removed
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could be your gf some day! glhf
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On October 27 2011 08:44 Emporio wrote: Next comes the part where you find out she got into SC2 through her boyfriend.
LOL!~!!!!!!!!!! Omg that made me fall out of my chair laughing, well done. Cool blog though 5/5 I hope when I meet the girl of my dreams she plays starcraft too. :-P
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Was really hoping she turned out to be masters and smashed you in a game
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I met my last GF through starcraft II. Pretty epic man, nothing like getting blown while you're laddering, especially when you win. Getting your dick sucked and owning as Zerg has just got to be the best feeling on the planet.
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On October 27 2011 09:29 Mr. Nefarious wrote: I met my last GF through starcraft II. Pretty epic man, nothing like getting blown while you're laddering, especially when you win. Getting your dick sucked and owning as Zerg has just got to be the best feeling on the planet.
ATTA BOY FOR THE SWARM
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On October 27 2011 09:10 Tektos wrote: Then you find out she's bronze and cannon rushes every game?
That's a first world problem for a SC2 player.
Hot girls in a CS class... yeah, we don't even get that in our classes.
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Errrr.... I think you should stop celebrating and go date her if you're that excited. You know, before someone else on this site steals her.
Don't count your chick before it hatches
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Wait, without knowing if she even knew what SC was, you answered "starcraft 2, high diamond" to her question? Seems random to say what league you are in. Pretty epic luck though.
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Mentioning Diamonds is never a bad idea anyway.
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On October 27 2011 09:39 DEN1ED wrote: Wait, without knowing if she even knew what SC was, you answered "starcraft 2, high diamond" to her question? Seems random to say what league you are in. Pretty epic luck though.
no i told her i play starcraft 2 and im pretty high up, then she told me she used to play then i proceeded to say my league
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On October 27 2011 09:42 Talin wrote: Mentioning Diamonds is never a bad idea anyway. LOL
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What the hell did I just read?
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His two blogs are half an hour apart wtff lololol
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On October 27 2011 09:51 JudicatorHammurabi wrote: What the hell did I just read?
Some really funny and epic posts about diamonds, jizzing in your pants, and girls playing sc2.
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On October 27 2011 09:52 wherebugsgo wrote: His two blogs are half an hour apart wtff lololol
Shit happens fast! lol
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Oh hey I'm gonna join the post leeching party for a bit!
Girls and SC2 lololol!!
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I'm 2-for-2 at BarCrafts, bro, so I know how it feels (and gonna know how getting my ass kicked feels for making this post XD )
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite pair of blogs in the Citadel.
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On October 27 2011 10:06 Cedstick wrote: I'm 2-for-2 at BarCrafts, bro, so I know how it feels (and gonna know how getting my ass kicked feels for making this post XD )
lol fuck yea
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Canada5565 Posts
I'm waiting for her to post
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So you met a girl. What happened next?
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On October 27 2011 10:46 GigaFlop wrote: So you met a girl. What happened next?
He paniced, ran to the computer lab and made this blog! Also 0-1 last season wouldnt be considered high diamond imo...shes gonna find out you're lying
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Acquire SC2 disregard bi- wait what?
MrSnibbles would be proud.
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On October 27 2011 09:42 Talin wrote: Mentioning Diamonds is never a bad idea anyway.
On October 27 2011 08:44 Emporio wrote: Next comes the part where you find out she got into SC2 through her boyfriend.
Best posts in this blog lol.
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I lost interest at "we've been texting for a while."
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Blazinghand
United States25546 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:42 Complete wrote: a) where else would you jizz while texting?
He could have been texting at home, sans pants.
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This blog..... It's way too funny, I don't know what to say lol
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Lol, nice.
But hey, don't below it. Hold your ramp. Also, take a page from Jon's play book, don't cheese on your first date. glhf
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Time to show her the ropes *wink wink
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I was expecting so much more.....
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On October 27 2011 08:57 JonnyClark wrote: next part she sees it on teamliquid ?
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiii
Indeed, lol. If you do, girl being discussed, please respond
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Does she have MASSiveTTs?
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the previous blog makes this one very funny
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On October 27 2011 12:03 garlicface wrote: Does she have MASSiveTTs?
LOLOLOLOL
and yes
xD
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On October 27 2011 12:30 Perguvious wrote: the previous blog makes this one very funny
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I looked at my phone and I saw that she called.. .and I jizzed in my pants.
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Nice, I'm in the process of picking up a girl via my Heat Transfer 2 class. It's a wonderful feeling that I've absolutely missed for the past 5 years.
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Blazinghand
United States25546 Posts
Dude... this could actually bad. Before (your other blog post earlier today), the problem was total lack of Sc2 players at your school, right?
Your problem just got... so. much. worse.
You now have someone to play Sc2 with, and so you will-- but it seems that this person is also a love interest of yours. Two things could happen here. You could never make a move, and play tons of Sc2, getting better. This would be very annoying for you, and possibly for her. Or, you could make a move, and try to get the ball rolling, THEREBY ENDANGERING THE MOST IMPORTANT PRACTICE RELATIONSHIP IN YOUR LIFE.
We need to think a moment here about what's more important: a chance at love, or an Sc2 practice partner? Are you willing to sacrifice one for the other? Remember, she is probably the only person besides you who plays Sc2 at your school.
What's the greater risk here? Well.. there are tons of girls you could date, but only one practice partner.
You shouldn't return that text.
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On October 27 2011 13:19 Blazinghand wrote: Dude... this could actually bad. Before (your other blog post earlier today), the problem was total lack of Sc2 players at your school, right?
Your problem just got... so. much. worse.
You now have someone to play Sc2 with, and so you will-- but it seems that this person is also a love interest of yours. Two things could happen here. You could never make a move, and play tons of Sc2, getting better. This would be very annoying for you, and possibly for her. Or, you could make a move, and try to get the ball rolling, THEREBY ENDANGERING THE MOST IMPORTANT PRACTICE RELATIONSHIP IN YOUR LIFE.
We need to think a moment here about what's more important: a chance at love, or an Sc2 practice partner? Are you willing to sacrifice one for the other? Remember, she is probably the only person besides you who plays Sc2 at your school.
What's the greater risk here? Well.. there are tons of girls you could date, but only one practice partner.
You shouldn't return that text.
This fellow here named BlazigHand here doesn't know what he's talking about. You know what guys find hot? When girls like the same stuff they do. (az well az body but nvm dat) This is the perfect situation. Go and get her.
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It seems like a blog's attention significantly increase with the word "girl" lol Gl hf, dude. I hope everything will work out for you two :3
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Yeah she probably reads Teamliquid and may find this blog and connect the dots... Then she will think your a creeper... I hope not Girl if you read this he is just excited to find someone awesome best of luck
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On October 27 2011 13:19 Blazinghand wrote: Dude... this could actually bad. Before (your other blog post earlier today), the problem was total lack of Sc2 players at your school, right?
Your problem just got... so. much. worse.
You now have someone to play Sc2 with, and so you will-- but it seems that this person is also a love interest of yours. Two things could happen here. You could never make a move, and play tons of Sc2, getting better. This would be very annoying for you, and possibly for her. Or, you could make a move, and try to get the ball rolling, THEREBY ENDANGERING THE MOST IMPORTANT PRACTICE RELATIONSHIP IN YOUR LIFE.
We need to think a moment here about what's more important: a chance at love, or an Sc2 practice partner? Are you willing to sacrifice one for the other? Remember, she is probably the only person besides you who plays Sc2 at your school.
What's the greater risk here? Well.. there are tons of girls you could date, but only one practice partner.
You shouldn't return that text.
I met my wife when she was kicking my ass at street fighter 2 I think...
She now plays SSFIV like a shit ton. She still kicks my ass at that. However, since we tend to share the same basic interests I get computer time in droves. It's a wonderful thing.
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