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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
I'm a freshman in college and I met this good-looking girl in my CS class. We've been texting for a while and she asked me if I play video games. This was f*cking awesome because that meant she probably does too. I told her I play SC2, and that I'm in a fairly high league (high diamond). AND HO LEE SHEET AT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT .... she told me she played SC2 AS WELL, but not for too long though she likes it. Nearly jizzed in my pants. Picking up girls via SC2, it's a beautiful thing.   | ||
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Emporio
United States3069 Posts
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Sp1der
United States96 Posts
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
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Complete
United States1864 Posts
b) i missed the part where you 'picked her up' | ||
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Orpheos
United States1663 Posts
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Revolt
United States288 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:42 Complete wrote: a) where else would you jizz while texting? b) i missed the part where you 'picked her up' yeah, what happened next? | ||
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Emporio
United States3069 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:42 Complete wrote: a) where else would you jizz while texting? b) i missed the part where you 'picked her up' you missed it because it wasnt included lol | ||
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:44 Emporio wrote: Next comes the part where you find out she got into SC2 through her boyfriend. EDIT: her EX boyfriend lol | ||
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MCDayC
United Kingdom14464 Posts
(I gave you a 5* just for the hell of it) | ||
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
if you note it says "played" sheesh it also says NEARLY jizzed lmao | ||
FlaShFTW
United States10473 Posts
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Sp1der
United States96 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:46 Sp1der wrote: thats it? it ends at that.... yerp lol | ||
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Sp1der
United States96 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:47 Sp1der wrote: lol rock on man. thats awesome! u just made my day thanks lol | ||
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
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JonnyClark
United Kingdom79 Posts
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiii | ||
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JoelE
United States112 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:57 JonnyClark wrote: next part she sees it on teamliquid ? ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiii Yea was just gana say, teamliquid isn't men only. | ||
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:58 JoelE wrote: Yea was just gana say, teamliquid isn't men only. hahaha | ||
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Kipsate
Netherlands45349 Posts
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lee365
United States448 Posts
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Zidane
United States1691 Posts
Also wasn't you last blog about being the only sc2 player or someshit? | ||
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edc
United States666 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:06 lee365 wrote: Then you found out that she has taken hundreds of ladder points from you.... Hahaha If you're so fortunate to know a hot girl who played SC2 and is a gamer, update your blog with your progress with her, please. | ||
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Tektos
Australia1321 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:08 Zidane wrote: Did you just make 3 blogs in like 20 mins or am I crazy? Also wasn't you last blog about being the only sc2 player or someshit? this and another. first was on no sc2 players (the girl i talk to doesnt play anymore, hence "played") | ||
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:08 edc wrote: Hahaha If you're so fortunate to know a hot girl who played SC2 and is a gamer, update your blog with your progress with her, please. ok lol | ||
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samw
England443 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:35 MASSivezTV wrote: I'm a freshman in college and I met this good-looking girl in my CS class. We've been texting for a I think one of these words need to be removed  | ||
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Alejandrisha
United States6565 Posts
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TelecoM
United States10746 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:44 Emporio wrote: Next comes the part where you find out she got into SC2 through her boyfriend. LOL!~!!!!!!!!!! Omg that made me fall out of my chair laughing, well done. Cool blog though 5/5 I hope when I meet the girl of my dreams she plays starcraft too. :-P | ||
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Itsmedudeman
United States19229 Posts
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Mr. Nefarious
United States515 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:29 Mr. Nefarious wrote: I met my last GF through starcraft II. Pretty epic man, nothing like getting blown while you're laddering, especially when you win. Getting your dick sucked and owning as Zerg has just got to be the best feeling on the planet. ATTA BOY FOR THE SWARM | ||
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Talin
Montenegro10532 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:10 Tektos wrote: Then you find out she's bronze and cannon rushes every game? That's a first world problem for a SC2 player.  Hot girls in a CS class... yeah, we don't even get that in our classes.  | ||
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zerroth
Canada173 Posts
Don't count your chick before it hatches | ||
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DEN1ED
United States1087 Posts
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Talin
Montenegro10532 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:39 DEN1ED wrote: Wait, without knowing if she even knew what SC was, you answered "starcraft 2, high diamond" to her question? Seems random to say what league you are in. Pretty epic luck though. no i told her i play starcraft 2 and im pretty high up, then she told me she used to play then i proceeded to say my league | ||
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:42 Talin wrote: Mentioning Diamonds is never a bad idea anyway. LOL | ||
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Deleted User 183001
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wherebugsgo
Japan10647 Posts
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Arthemesia
United States292 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:51 JudicatorHammurabi wrote: What the hell did I just read? Some really funny and epic posts about diamonds, jizzing in your pants, and girls playing sc2. | ||
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OmniEulogy
Canada6600 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:52 wherebugsgo wrote: His two blogs are half an hour apart wtff lololol Shit happens fast! lol | ||
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FlopTurnReaver
Switzerland1980 Posts
Girls and SC2 lololol!! | ||
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Cedstick
Canada3336 Posts
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 10:06 Cedstick wrote: I'm 2-for-2 at BarCrafts, bro, so I know how it feels (and gonna know how getting my ass kicked feels for making this post XD ) lol fuck yea | ||
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Praetorial
United States4241 Posts
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Xxio
Canada5565 Posts
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ReketSomething
United States6012 Posts
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GigaFlop
United States1146 Posts
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eXigent.
Canada2419 Posts
On October 27 2011 10:46 GigaFlop wrote: So you met a girl. What happened next? He paniced, ran to the computer lab and made this blog! Also 0-1 last season wouldnt be considered high diamond imo...shes gonna find out you're lying | ||
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Trizz
Netherlands1323 Posts
MrSnibbles would be proud. | ||
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Thienan567
United States670 Posts
On October 27 2011 09:42 Talin wrote: Mentioning Diamonds is never a bad idea anyway. On October 27 2011 08:44 Emporio wrote: Next comes the part where you find out she got into SC2 through her boyfriend. Best posts in this blog lol. | ||
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Louuster
Canada2869 Posts
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novabossa
United States350 Posts
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Blazinghand
United States25560 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:42 Complete wrote: a) where else would you jizz while texting? He could have been texting at home, sans pants. | ||
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OasiS.oasis
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chesshaha
United States1117 Posts
But hey, don't below it. Hold your ramp. Also, take a page from Jon's play book, don't cheese on your first date. glhf | ||
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SigmaoctanusIV
United States3313 Posts
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Existential
Australia2107 Posts
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DisaFear
Australia4074 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:57 JonnyClark wrote: next part she sees it on teamliquid ? ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiii Indeed, lol. If you do, girl being discussed, please respond | ||
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garlicface
Canada4196 Posts
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 12:03 garlicface wrote: Does she have MASSiveTTs? LOLOLOLOL and yes xD | ||
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 12:30 Perguvious wrote: the previous blog makes this one very funny | ||
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mizU
United States12125 Posts
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TheGiz
Canada708 Posts
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Blazinghand
United States25560 Posts
Your problem just got... so. much. worse. You now have someone to play Sc2 with, and so you will-- but it seems that this person is also a love interest of yours. Two things could happen here. You could never make a move, and play tons of Sc2, getting better. This would be very annoying for you, and possibly for her. Or, you could make a move, and try to get the ball rolling, THEREBY ENDANGERING THE MOST IMPORTANT PRACTICE RELATIONSHIP IN YOUR LIFE. We need to think a moment here about what's more important: a chance at love, or an Sc2 practice partner? Are you willing to sacrifice one for the other? Remember, she is probably the only person besides you who plays Sc2 at your school. What's the greater risk here? Well.. there are tons of girls you could date, but only one practice partner. You shouldn't return that text. | ||
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Wyred
United States52 Posts
On October 27 2011 13:19 Blazinghand wrote: Dude... this could actually bad. Before (your other blog post earlier today), the problem was total lack of Sc2 players at your school, right? Your problem just got... so. much. worse. You now have someone to play Sc2 with, and so you will-- but it seems that this person is also a love interest of yours. Two things could happen here. You could never make a move, and play tons of Sc2, getting better. This would be very annoying for you, and possibly for her. Or, you could make a move, and try to get the ball rolling, THEREBY ENDANGERING THE MOST IMPORTANT PRACTICE RELATIONSHIP IN YOUR LIFE. We need to think a moment here about what's more important: a chance at love, or an Sc2 practice partner? Are you willing to sacrifice one for the other? Remember, she is probably the only person besides you who plays Sc2 at your school. What's the greater risk here? Well.. there are tons of girls you could date, but only one practice partner. You shouldn't return that text. This fellow here named BlazigHand here doesn't know what he's talking about. You know what guys find hot? When girls like the same stuff they do. (az well az body but nvm dat) This is the perfect situation. Go and get her. | ||
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boon2537
United States905 Posts
Gl hf, dude. I hope everything will work out for you two :3 | ||
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SigmaoctanusIV
United States3313 Posts
best of luck | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
On October 27 2011 13:19 Blazinghand wrote: Dude... this could actually bad. Before (your other blog post earlier today), the problem was total lack of Sc2 players at your school, right? Your problem just got... so. much. worse. You now have someone to play Sc2 with, and so you will-- but it seems that this person is also a love interest of yours. Two things could happen here. You could never make a move, and play tons of Sc2, getting better. This would be very annoying for you, and possibly for her. Or, you could make a move, and try to get the ball rolling, THEREBY ENDANGERING THE MOST IMPORTANT PRACTICE RELATIONSHIP IN YOUR LIFE. We need to think a moment here about what's more important: a chance at love, or an Sc2 practice partner? Are you willing to sacrifice one for the other? Remember, she is probably the only person besides you who plays Sc2 at your school. What's the greater risk here? Well.. there are tons of girls you could date, but only one practice partner. You shouldn't return that text. I met my wife when she was kicking my ass at street fighter 2 I think... She now plays SSFIV like a shit ton. She still kicks my ass at that. However, since we tend to share the same basic interests I get computer time in droves. It's a wonderful thing. | ||
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