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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
I'm a freshman in college and I met this good-looking girl in my CS class. We've been texting for a while and she asked me if I play video games. This was f*cking awesome because that meant she probably does too. I told her I play SC2, and that I'm in a fairly high league (high diamond). AND HO LEE SHEET AT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT .... she told me she played SC2 AS WELL, but not for too long though she likes it. Nearly jizzed in my pants. Picking up girls via SC2, it's a beautiful thing.   | ||
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Emporio
United States3069 Posts
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Sp1der
United States96 Posts
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
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Complete
United States1864 Posts
b) i missed the part where you 'picked her up' | ||
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Orpheos
United States1663 Posts
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Revolt
United States288 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:42 Complete wrote: a) where else would you jizz while texting? b) i missed the part where you 'picked her up' yeah, what happened next? | ||
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Emporio
United States3069 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:42 Complete wrote: a) where else would you jizz while texting? b) i missed the part where you 'picked her up' you missed it because it wasnt included lol | ||
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iSometric
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:44 Emporio wrote: Next comes the part where you find out she got into SC2 through her boyfriend. EDIT: her EX boyfriend lol | ||
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MCDayC
United Kingdom14464 Posts
(I gave you a 5* just for the hell of it) | ||
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
if you note it says "played" sheesh it also says NEARLY jizzed lmao | ||
FlaShFTW
United States10109 Posts
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Sp1der
United States96 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:46 Sp1der wrote: thats it? it ends at that.... yerp lol | ||
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Sp1der
United States96 Posts
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MASSivezTV
United States289 Posts
On October 27 2011 08:47 Sp1der wrote: lol rock on man. thats awesome! u just made my day thanks lol | ||
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
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JonnyClark
United Kingdom79 Posts
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiii | ||
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