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Back story not necessary to read if you don't want to.
+ Show Spoiler +Ok, I spend more time than most I feel, thinking about peeing. When I was younger I made my parents pull over all the time during trips so I could take a bathroom break. It was kinda annoying, every time I needed to pee, it was like a fight. Yo dad I need to pee, "but its only been an hour since our last stop". Ok it wasn't that terrible but it was still annoying that I had seemingly pee more than those around me. So now whenever I have to do something that might take awhile, such as a test or car trip I always pee right before or drink little to avoid uncomfortable situations.
Anyways this leads to movie theaters. Whenever a movie ends there is usually an exudes to the bathroom, since people have been saving up and need to relieve themselves. However, I personally hate waiting for the bathroom. So here is the solution, I currently use and you should as well. When the movie ends use the bathroom, on the other side of the theater, generally theaters have 2 bathrooms, 1 on each side. This bathroom is nearly always empty, since people almost always use the closer bathroom, and it's usually not that much further away, like 15 second walk. So next time a movie ends walk to the other bathroom, and gg, relieve yourself why other smucks wait in line.
 
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just use your cup, and give yourself a free "refill"
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I may have to go to the bathroom, more than others but I have self respect, also to my knowledge I have no medical problem, I just gotta pee more often than most people I know.
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On September 26 2011 01:21 Roe wrote:
just use your cup, and give yourself a free "refill"
Omg i rofled! 
Just go before the movie and dont get a drink. problem solved?
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Only go watch scary movies so it's okay if you pee your pants
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movie theater floors would probably be cleaner if everyone just pissed on them
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Most everyone bails when the credits start so I wait a few seconds then go into the far back corner and take my pants off, placing them on the floor then just pee onto my pants so as to muffle the sound.
No problem.
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On September 26 2011 02:56 ChinaLifeXXL wrote:
Most everyone bails when the credits start so I wait a few seconds then go into the far back corner and take my pants off, placing them on the floor then just pee onto my pants so as to muffle the sound.
No problem.
LOL
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Metagaming the bathrooms haha, soon the metagame will shift and everyone will go to the far one? Then we'll have to balance the bathrooms by nerfing the close one. Or will we buff the far one?
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On September 26 2011 04:39 warblob004 wrote:
Metagaming the bathrooms haha, soon the metagame will shift and everyone will go to the far one? Then we'll have to balance the bathrooms by nerfing the close one. Or will we buff the far one?
But then what about the other matchup, when the other side has a movie? How will said changes affect that?
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On September 26 2011 05:21 DroneAllDay wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2011 04:39 warblob004 wrote:
Metagaming the bathrooms haha, soon the metagame will shift and everyone will go to the far one? Then we'll have to balance the bathrooms by nerfing the close one. Or will we buff the far one? But then what about the other matchup, when the other side has a movie? How will said changes affect that?
We'll put rocks in the third bathroom.
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I think the metagame will shift to ChinaLife's cheese and a line will form to pee in the corner of the movie theater.
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EPT
