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The Diary of Edgar Allan Probe - Page 5

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Bedward
Profile Joined March 2011
United States28 Posts
June 23 2011 23:08 GMT
#81
hahaha, well done sir, am i the only one who read this in a TB voice? o.o
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”~ Friedrich Nietzsche
PourLaGloire
Profile Joined February 2011
United States376 Posts
June 23 2011 23:19 GMT
#82
Wow. Very well done.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
June 23 2011 23:20 GMT
#83
On June 23 2011 05:37 SonuvBob wrote:
There is something seriously wrong with you, but in a good way. Don't ever change.


loooooooooool <3

epic poem
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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25550 Posts
June 23 2011 23:34 GMT
#84
My only regret is that I have but one 5-star rating to give for this blog post.
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Char711
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States862 Posts
June 23 2011 23:47 GMT
#85
On June 23 2011 05:37 SonuvBob wrote:
There is something seriously wrong with you, but in a good way. Don't ever change.

Truer words never spoken. Change it to "in a great way."
"If you can chill, chill." -Liquid`Tyler "Special tactics." -White-Ra
jorge_the_awesome
Profile Joined January 2011
United States463 Posts
June 24 2011 00:00 GMT
#86
On June 24 2011 08:34 Blazinghand wrote:
My only regret is that I have but one 5-star rating to give for this blog post.

Don't worry I'll give it another 5 for you.
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Pl4t0
Profile Joined August 2010
United States103 Posts
June 24 2011 00:05 GMT
#87
Get TotalBiscuit to recite this on Youtube!
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operwolf
Profile Joined April 2008
United States324 Posts
June 24 2011 00:08 GMT
#88
Nice job mate! Most entertaining read I've had in quite a while.
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iamcaustic
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1509 Posts
June 24 2011 01:02 GMT
#89
I felt the need to narrate this out loud in an epic voice as I read it; for some reason it seemed nothing else would suffice.

5/5
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Rylaji
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden580 Posts
June 24 2011 01:06 GMT
#90
You need help!


But you are also awesome =)
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MK4512
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada938 Posts
June 24 2011 01:54 GMT
#91
"Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by mutalisks whose wing-beats tinkled on the foetid air."

LOL, mutas = angels of seraphim...

epic, really great job 5/5
Chill: "Please let us know when you will be streaming yourself eating a hat so I can put it on the calendar. Thanks."
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
June 24 2011 02:21 GMT
#92
I'm sorry. You have butchered Edgar Allen Poe. I can never forgive you for this.
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Laneir
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1160 Posts
June 24 2011 08:25 GMT
#93
lmao great stuff good job
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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 24 2011 08:38 GMT
#94
On June 23 2011 19:44 SirJolt wrote:
Still kind of curious to see just how long it will be before someone accuses me of plagiarism


At last, all is right with the world.

&#91;image loading&#93;

I feel as though there was an imbalance in my heart.
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Dundrio
Profile Joined March 2011
Norway35 Posts
June 24 2011 10:37 GMT
#95
If you don't make one for zerg and terran it will be imbalanced. Awesome work^^
Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
IVFearless
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States165 Posts
June 24 2011 13:34 GMT
#96
Fantastic! That made my day.
Johnzee
Profile Joined April 2011
United States216 Posts
June 24 2011 13:48 GMT
#97
You sir, are winner.

You have received: 1 internets
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Nifarious
Profile Joined March 2010
United States42 Posts
June 24 2011 16:46 GMT
#98
Cute, but as someone who actually knows this stuff, it's pretty hard to read...as in bad. Poe btw was in no way a fop, and your meter is off in parts.
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suejak
Profile Joined March 2010
Japan545 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-25 02:01:20
June 25 2011 01:58 GMT
#99
On June 25 2011 01:46 Nifarious wrote:
Cute, but as someone who actually knows this stuff, it's pretty hard to read...as in bad. Poe btw was in no way a fop, and your meter is off in parts.

I think you're missing the point :D

Yes, it's a bad poem. But it's a good Starcrafty thing.
Are you human?
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 25 2011 02:59 GMT
#100
On June 24 2011 17:38 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 19:44 SirJolt wrote:
Still kind of curious to see just how long it will be before someone accuses me of plagiarism


At last, all is right with the world.

[image loading]

I feel as though there was an imbalance in my heart.


Rofl

great work by the way;)
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