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The Diary of Edgar Allan Probe - Page 3

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Ryuu314
Profile Joined October 2009
United States12679 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 02:49:42
June 23 2011 02:49 GMT
#41
holy shit


that was good -.-;
ComusLoM
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Norway3547 Posts
June 23 2011 03:10 GMT
#42
Wow this is just simply epic. Read it out loud of course, brilliant.
"The White Woman Speaks in Tongues That Are All Lies" - Incontrol; Member #37 of the Chill Fanclub
RoninShogun
Profile Joined November 2010
United States315 Posts
June 23 2011 03:24 GMT
#43
lol this post is wonderful. Though I sort of was hoping for the raven pun
Artosis: Yeah I was gonna probe rush but someone did that yesterday
CutieBK
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Sweden227 Posts
June 23 2011 03:38 GMT
#44
Amazing stuff, man! Great work
GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
June 23 2011 03:42 GMT
#45
Amazing.
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
IrOnKaL
Profile Joined June 2011
United States340 Posts
June 23 2011 03:43 GMT
#46
I laughed so hard. Good work man! Things like these that just brighten my day.
Lmui
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada6223 Posts
June 23 2011 04:05 GMT
#47
I'm amazed at how you had the time to do that but I honestly like the original more. It kind of doesn't have the same slight insanity that the guy pining for his lost Lenore did.

Original:

+ Show Spoiler +
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Andymoo
Profile Joined March 2011
United States110 Posts
June 23 2011 04:23 GMT
#48
From the bottom of my heart, thank you for this SirJolt.

This is actually way too fantastic for words.
Liquid`EliGE
Profile Joined October 2010
United States527 Posts
June 23 2011 04:36 GMT
#49
Well, im not too good with understanding most good poems, so I think you did a pretty good job :D
Team Liquid"I was wondering why people who that would never dream of laughing at a blind or a crippled man would laugh at a moron."
Breadloaf
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States15 Posts
June 23 2011 04:51 GMT
#50
There are some things I wish were never replaced on the spotlight feed, some threads so precious that I wish they could be eternally enshrined on the front page. This is one of them. A pleasure.
leo23
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3075 Posts
June 23 2011 04:53 GMT
#51
WOW I can't believe I went through all of it. Good job!
banelings
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
June 23 2011 04:58 GMT
#52
There were a few things missing but holy fuck
when i read

+ Show Spoiler +
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by mutalisks whose wing-beats tinkled on the foetid air.
`Wretch,' I cried, `Zeratul hath lent thee - by these dark shrines he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of kheydarin!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this amulet!'
Quoth the templar, `Research storm.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm on planet Char? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the templar, `Instant Storms.'

i burst out in laughter/agony

brilliant and well played sir.
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
June 23 2011 05:08 GMT
#53
Wow, that was amazing. I agree precisely with Sonuvbob! :D
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
June 23 2011 05:13 GMT
#54
My eyes started to burn due to the fantastical wording you concocted. A very great job!
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
dudecrush
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada418 Posts
June 23 2011 05:37 GMT
#55
Mind = Blown...

You are a genius man. You always have the best blogs. You defiantly need that star.
Adaptation
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada427 Posts
June 23 2011 05:54 GMT
#56
Clap. clap.. clap(slow clapping, which is then followed by the entire crowd clapping)
So i did a 9 pool on an island map, so what?
DerNebel
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Denmark648 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 08:39:18
June 23 2011 08:37 GMT
#57
<3<3<3 you are sooo good

But the spotlight lied though, as this is a raven joke through and through.

EDIT: hahaha just saw your pm.
moofang
Profile Joined June 2011
508 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 09:57:57
June 23 2011 09:57 GMT
#58
Oh.my.gawd. <3 <3 <3 I wish I write like you.

Edit: oh wait its adapted from an existing poem? lol
Sprout
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden62 Posts
June 23 2011 10:02 GMT
#59
Omg, love it! Edgar Allan Probe is awesome and you sir are a genius <3
[Sweden♥Korea](◕ᴥ◕)o自
Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 10:24:22
June 23 2011 10:21 GMT
#60
Fuck your amazing. I think your target audience is me btw, loved all your blogs
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