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Loophole
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States867 Posts
June 25 2011 08:16 GMT
#101
tl;dr press T
"Fundamental preparation is always effective. Work on those parts of your game that are fundamentally weak." -Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
June 25 2011 08:30 GMT
#102
that was adorable
:)
hatespam
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Romania161 Posts
June 25 2011 12:57 GMT
#103
voice interpretation would definetly be awsome, perhaps done by some famous player(s).
ask, and you shall have asked
Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
June 25 2011 16:39 GMT
#104
On June 25 2011 01:46 Nifarious wrote:
Cute, but as someone who actually knows this stuff, it's pretty hard to read...as in bad. Poe btw was in no way a fop, and your meter is off in parts.

Good points and I agree with you. But I can still be happy with it even if he knows nothing about Poe and it's rough in parts. It's still great as an sc related parody.
#1 Great fan ~ // Khan // FlaSh // JangBi // EffOrt //
[F_]aths
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany3947 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-26 01:00:56
June 26 2011 00:56 GMT
#105
What is this?

I understand the words, but not the sense. Nonetheless, I like it somehow. Very strange.
You don't choose to play zerg. The zerg choose you.
MagnusHyperion
Profile Joined August 2010
United States288 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-26 05:46:02
June 26 2011 05:45 GMT
#106
THIS IS AMAZING!

I read it aloud with slowly increasing pace to add in the proper emphasis and, let me tell you, this is sheer brilliance! The overall flow was barely disturbed by your modifications!

Good show, sir!
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DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
June 26 2011 08:02 GMT
#107
Perfect for English class, I could look like I was working while on TeamLiquid
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
deusarba
Profile Joined May 2011
Croatia27 Posts
June 26 2011 19:24 GMT
#108
Excellent!
PiRate647
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium187 Posts
June 26 2011 22:37 GMT
#109
my favourite poem ... as much as i would like to praise your work... hope you can understand my sentiment :0
"Who always takes a taxi, but never pays a fare?" - "Vegeta!?" ||||exclusively a fan of RET!! .... and perhaps ClouD !
Game
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3191 Posts
June 27 2011 00:17 GMT
#110
On June 24 2011 22:48 Johnzee wrote:
You sir, are winner.

You have received: 1 internets


hahaha
SC is like sex. You should play often, but never too hard. And you should only try hard when it matters.
Shockk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany2269 Posts
June 27 2011 05:46 GMT
#111
On June 24 2011 09:05 Pl4t0 wrote:
Get TotalBiscuit to recite this on Youtube!


I second this.
Selkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States530 Posts
June 27 2011 15:43 GMT
#112
On June 23 2011 05:37 SonuvBob wrote:
There is something seriously wrong with you, but in a good way. Don't ever change.


bwahahahahahahahaha.

Yes, I'm going to agree with this, and I think I'm going to send this to my old english teacher.
MFMulti
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden69 Posts
June 27 2011 17:11 GMT
#113
Very nice read! Good job! =)
glhf ♥
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3519 Posts
June 28 2011 04:01 GMT
#114
wow this is really good, I am happy, 5/5
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
Genovi
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden388 Posts
June 28 2011 09:57 GMT
#115
I wish i had your grasp of the english language. That was absolutely amazing.. I love you...
We fucking lost team - RTZ
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
June 28 2011 16:01 GMT
#116
thank you sir jolt you never diappoint! :D
get rich or die mining
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ViperaViRuS
Profile Joined May 2011
United States82 Posts
June 28 2011 18:02 GMT
#117
On June 27 2011 14:46 Shockk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2011 09:05 Pl4t0 wrote:
Get TotalBiscuit to recite this on Youtube!


I second this.


Although I love TotalBiscuit's voice, I just have James Earl Jones in mind since he recited The Raven so well. Sure he doesn't know anything about Starcraft (I assume), but his recitation would make this even more enjoyable.

That was a very entertaining read though.
"CHILL GET OUT" -NaNiwa
Ninja_Bread
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States113 Posts
June 28 2011 21:02 GMT
#118
amazing.
Mang
FakeDouble
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia676 Posts
June 29 2011 03:02 GMT
#119
Better than the original XD
Formerly known as carbonaceous
Dimon87
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden218 Posts
June 29 2011 15:18 GMT
#120
Holy Check! I tip my hat to you sir.
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