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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
June 23 2011 10:44 GMT
#61
Still kind of curious to see just how long it will be before someone accuses me of plagiarism
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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 23 2011 11:01 GMT
#62
Great read. 5/5
How long did it take you to write it ?
ॐ
suejak
Profile Joined March 2010
Japan545 Posts
June 23 2011 11:05 GMT
#63
Ya, I mean, no offense, but I personally wouldn't call substituting a few Starcraft-themed words into The Raven literary genius, lol. But it was funny, so nice work
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Edmon
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom259 Posts
June 23 2011 12:41 GMT
#64
On June 23 2011 19:44 SirJolt wrote:
Still kind of curious to see just how long it will be before someone accuses me of plagiarism


Those people are everywhere I swear.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
June 23 2011 13:13 GMT
#65
On June 23 2011 19:44 SirJolt wrote:
Still kind of curious to see just how long it will be before someone accuses me of plagiarism


You tempt me but this was too good to do such a thing. Great read ^^ How long did this take? lol
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rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 13:26:04
June 23 2011 13:25 GMT
#66
On June 23 2011 05:41 eviltomahawk wrote:
Holy check, I got nerd chills from reading that, though my poetry comprehension is quite poor.


100% agree. This was fabulous, I can't imagine how long it took to write. This is one of the best literature parodies I have ever read, thanks so much for sharing. I think I will have to go back through your previous blogs as your writing style even from the comments on this post is phenomenal.
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
June 23 2011 13:59 GMT
#67
On June 23 2011 22:13 OmniEulogy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 19:44 SirJolt wrote:
Still kind of curious to see just how long it will be before someone accuses me of plagiarism


You tempt me but this was too good to do such a thing. Great read ^^ How long did this take? lol


I wasn't going to answer this, because frankly I spend an embarrassing amount of time putting together a post when I feel like I've had an idea good enough to play with. This one wasn't actually all that bad, but it was kind of a fluke.

I just got lucky with the portrait, the first two pictures I snagged from Google images were exactly what I was looking for and clipped together well (yes, that is hair clipped from a portrait of Poe) and all I needed to do then was a little cloning and learn how to add grain in photoshop (these blogs are the only time I really use photoshop, so I learn something new everytime).

Photo: 15-20 minutes

Text: About 45 minutes, but I browsed TL and played around on Twitter throughout to stop me getting bored



Very glad people like it, there's always the chance that things will rub people the wrong way
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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
June 23 2011 14:19 GMT
#68
ahaha i didn't realize you actually used poes hair.
that means it gets 6 stars.
deep and moving, a testament to parodies potential
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
FetusFondler
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States246 Posts
June 23 2011 16:13 GMT
#69
I started laughing when I realized the title said "...Edgar Allen Probe"

Amazing work :D
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
AlienAlias
Profile Joined June 2009
United States324 Posts
June 23 2011 16:34 GMT
#70
Outstanding. I loved the Raven, and the Templar is wonderful as well
Sinborn
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States275 Posts
June 23 2011 16:37 GMT
#71
This is so damn good that I think that this takes up my slot for a MLG cheerful.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
June 23 2011 16:58 GMT
#72
On June 24 2011 01:37 Sinborn wrote:
This is so damn good that I think that this takes up my slot for a MLG cheerful.


If you get that on camera I will dedicate a blog post to you
Moderator@SirJolt
zJayy962
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1363 Posts
June 23 2011 17:17 GMT
#73
Is it weird I read that whole thing in Day9's voice? Nonetheless it was quite epic.
forSeohyun
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
504 Posts
June 23 2011 17:35 GMT
#74
I think you should change the two "morrow" to "MorroW" or mouz.MorroW

Great stuff this. Made me think of an Mad-adaption of this poem..
Seohyun fan
dcemuser
Profile Joined August 2010
United States3248 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 17:46:50
June 23 2011 17:43 GMT
#75
I loved it.

However, I think it is actually counterproductive to your quest for a star to ask for it. Your work should speak for itself - "Damn that post was good, this guy needs a star".
FeaRDaMaN
Profile Joined October 2010
United States20 Posts
June 23 2011 17:51 GMT
#76
Rock on! Enjoyed the read!
Logo
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States7542 Posts
June 23 2011 18:18 GMT
#77
I love the mental image of 2 mutalisks holding a censer lolol. Great job.

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qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
June 23 2011 20:31 GMT
#78
You totally killed the rhyme scheme.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
-Aura-
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States209 Posts
June 23 2011 22:45 GMT
#79
On June 24 2011 05:31 qrs wrote:
You totally killed the rhyme scheme.


Yeah it's a little off, but it's still pretty awesome.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Liquid get more Terrans please...
suejak
Profile Joined March 2010
Japan545 Posts
June 23 2011 22:59 GMT
#80
Ya, and he often replaces two-syllable words with four-syllable words, etc :D

Anything like this about Starcraft is fun to read, though.
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