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HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
June 22 2011 23:02 GMT
#21
Wauw, amazing. Quite a quality piece right here.
oh, hai
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 22 2011 23:06 GMT
#22
On June 23 2011 06:53 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 05:37 SonuvBob wrote:
There is something seriously wrong with you, but in a good way. Don't ever change.


Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 06:12 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I second sonuvbob.


If either of you can fix this star problem I've got going on ↓ I'd super appreciate it


I was just wondering when I read this if anyone's ever gotten a star for consistently writing kickass shit (but not official tournament stuff and the like). If its possible, I think I know where everyones nomination would go! But I dont trust you to not get your star and then disappear, never to be seen again. + Show Spoiler +
Jk ofc. :D


And 5/5 of course, that was so good! :D:D:D
nailujk
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada27 Posts
June 22 2011 23:15 GMT
#23
Ah ha ha ha. Thoroughly enjoyable! GJ
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
June 22 2011 23:16 GMT
#24
Instant Storm!

brilliant read Thanks!
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
June 22 2011 23:21 GMT
#25
On June 23 2011 08:06 Bibbit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 06:53 SirJolt wrote:
On June 23 2011 05:37 SonuvBob wrote:
There is something seriously wrong with you, but in a good way. Don't ever change.


On June 23 2011 06:12 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I second sonuvbob.


If either of you can fix this star problem I've got going on ↓ I'd super appreciate it


I was just wondering when I read this if anyone's ever gotten a star for consistently writing kickass shit (but not official tournament stuff and the like). If its possible, I think I know where everyones nomination would go! But I dont trust you to not get your star and then disappear, never to be seen again. + Show Spoiler +
Jk ofc. :D


And 5/5 of course, that was so good! :D:D:D


I'm gonna level with you here Bibbit; I'm a rogue, a chancer. I'm a bit of a geezer. I show up, I post blogs, I steal stars wherever possible. That's just the kind of guy I am. I'm not going to deny it, and I'm not going to apologise for it.

+ Show Spoiler +
Of course, as long as we live in a world where FuDDx and Trozz don't have stars, I can hardly feel it to be an injustice. Those guys are both phenomenal.
Moderator@SirJolt
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
June 22 2011 23:30 GMT
#26
Heh heh, I loved this, and I think there should be a starcraft2 poetry section. anyone with me?
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
June 23 2011 00:00 GMT
#27
On June 23 2011 06:53 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 05:37 SonuvBob wrote:
There is something seriously wrong with you, but in a good way. Don't ever change.


Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 06:12 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I second sonuvbob.


If either of you can fix this star problem I've got going on ↓ I'd super appreciate it


Give this man a star... I already gave him 5 :D
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mBombz
Profile Joined April 2010
United States71 Posts
June 23 2011 00:11 GMT
#28
So ridiculously awesome. Incredible work and thanks for sharing it with us!
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
June 23 2011 00:18 GMT
#29
this is amazing. like absolutely amazing
Victoria Concordia Crescit
flowSthead
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1065 Posts
June 23 2011 00:42 GMT
#30
On June 23 2011 08:21 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 08:06 Bibbit wrote:
On June 23 2011 06:53 SirJolt wrote:
On June 23 2011 05:37 SonuvBob wrote:
There is something seriously wrong with you, but in a good way. Don't ever change.


On June 23 2011 06:12 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I second sonuvbob.


If either of you can fix this star problem I've got going on ↓ I'd super appreciate it


I was just wondering when I read this if anyone's ever gotten a star for consistently writing kickass shit (but not official tournament stuff and the like). If its possible, I think I know where everyones nomination would go! But I dont trust you to not get your star and then disappear, never to be seen again. + Show Spoiler +
Jk ofc. :D


And 5/5 of course, that was so good! :D:D:D


I'm gonna level with you here Bibbit; I'm a rogue, a chancer. I'm a bit of a geezer. I show up, I post blogs, I steal stars wherever possible. That's just the kind of guy I am. I'm not going to deny it, and I'm not going to apologise for it.

+ Show Spoiler +
Of course, as long as we live in a world where FuDDx and Trozz don't have stars, I can hardly feel it to be an injustice. Those guys are both phenomenal.


Hahaha, when I read this, I instantly pictured you as Mario.
"You can be creative but I will crush it under the iron fist of my conservative play." - Liquid`Tyler █ MVP ■ MC ■ Boxer ■ Grubby █
Tosho
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia498 Posts
June 23 2011 00:43 GMT
#31
Fantastic, made me smile like a fool the whole time reading it.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 23 2011 00:51 GMT
#32
What the fuck did I just read!

Must read again!
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 00:54:03
June 23 2011 00:53 GMT
#33
On June 23 2011 09:42 flowSthead wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 08:21 SirJolt wrote:

I'm gonna level with you here Bibbit; I'm a rogue, a chancer. I'm a bit of a geezer. I show up, I post blogs, I steal stars wherever possible. That's just the kind of guy I am. I'm not going to deny it, and I'm not going to apologise for it.

+ Show Spoiler +
Of course, as long as we live in a world where FuDDx and Trozz don't have stars, I can hardly feel it to be an injustice. Those guys are both phenomenal.


Hahaha, when I read this, I instantly pictured you as Mario.


I'd actually like to revise my position on this one; I feel I've underrepresented myself.

If I ever manage to earn myself a star, I will immediately begin a campaign to be the first person to acquire two such stars.

By the time I die, I hope to have a profile bar that looks like an aging dictator's uniform - swathed in a panoply of medals I neither deserve nor look good wearing.
Moderator@SirJolt
Introvert
Profile Joined April 2011
United States4866 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 00:59:25
June 23 2011 00:54 GMT
#34
was "The Raven" your inspiration? Seems to be

Edit: someone seems to have mentioned this already. And not bad, but the rhyming could use a little work, just imo.
"But, as the conservative understands it, modification of the rules should always reflect, and never impose, a change in the activities and beliefs of those who are subject to them, and should never on any occasion be so great as to destroy the ensemble."
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 01:05:54
June 23 2011 01:05 GMT
#35
On June 23 2011 06:53 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 05:37 SonuvBob wrote:
There is something seriously wrong with you, but in a good way. Don't ever change.


Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 06:12 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I second sonuvbob.


If either of you can fix this star problem I've got going on ↓ I'd super appreciate it

You want it removed? I could do that.

On June 23 2011 09:53 SirJolt wrote:
If I ever manage to earn myself a star, I will immediately begin a campaign to be the first person to acquire two such stars.

Too late, yakii has 2.
Administrator
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 01:58:11
June 23 2011 01:16 GMT
#36
There comes a moment in every man's life when he realises the enormity of achievement it would take to be the man he wishes he were.

Hopes dashed.

Man may not double-star by blog alone.

+ Show Spoiler +
Quoth the SirJolt, "Never-star"
Moderator@SirJolt
Andwhy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States91 Posts
June 23 2011 01:34 GMT
#37
Well done, fine sir!

The poem is fantastic, and I particularly enjoyed the setup (especially the charcoal drawing) you produced beforehand. Thank you for this gift.
BlackMTsidE
Profile Joined March 2011
United States32 Posts
June 23 2011 02:09 GMT
#38
Epic.... well done, well done, sah!
nkulu
Profile Joined September 2010
United States242 Posts
June 23 2011 02:33 GMT
#39
Great job. This needs more love.
Masq
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1792 Posts
June 23 2011 02:45 GMT
#40
this is absolutely awesome... bravo
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