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The Diary of Edgar Allan Probe - Page 7

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sylverfyre
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8298 Posts
June 29 2011 23:50 GMT
#121
Reading it aloud was really fun! Thank you.
DMaster
Profile Joined April 2011
Romania61 Posts
July 02 2011 13:56 GMT
#122
what have you done ?
mTwDimaga - I have zerg in my blood !
SxYSpAz
Profile Joined February 2011
United States1451 Posts
July 04 2011 02:30 GMT
#123
i wish i understood poetry better, it flowed nicely though, and what i did comprehend was pure gold. really cool. tyty
Idgaf
Profile Joined November 2010
United States16 Posts
July 04 2011 08:42 GMT
#124
CO CO CO COMBO BREAKER!!!10/10 points man good job!
I was so messed up, I did a line out of a strippers grak....
Astyanaxis
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States25 Posts
July 05 2011 02:11 GMT
#125
Technically, this entire pose is a Raven joke, but who's keeping score, right?

On Topic: Well done. I chuckled a bit but found some of it to not make sense. Like in the original Raven poem, it's a poem about a guy brooding deeply about the loss (probably by death) of a loved on of his (namely the lovely Lenore). This man is disturbed, depressed, and rather lonely yet intelligent and relatively well off (judging by the texts of "forgotten lore" and "velvet" (a rather costly material at the time) within his house in addition to the many-times mentioned fact that the bird is sitting atop the bust of "Pallas" [Athena] - Greek goddess of wisdom). So, in order to do a good parody (which this one began but then got lost I think), we'd have to ask some rather silly questions: what would a probe want? What would a probe be grieving over? Is there anything that would make a probe lament? What would at first seem like a cute distraction but then possibly turn into an omen of evil for a probe? Near the end of The Raven, the speaker of the poem begins to ask the eponymous creature "is Lenore in heaven?" and "will I ever 'see' her again?" to which the raven replies "hell no." And also, the raven says that it will always haunt the speaker of the poem. Creepy.

Also, I just realized the pointlessness of trying to make a 1 for 1 parody of this poem, but I loved the alliteration you used at the beginning of this piece.
Maintain
Profile Joined June 2011
United States22 Posts
July 05 2011 04:18 GMT
#126
Two thumbs up! Would love to see more people express their creativity and talents as you have so convincingly done :-).
N.A. Zerg | Master's division Artanis Omega | maintain.317
Skank
Profile Joined October 2010
United States329 Posts
July 15 2011 05:20 GMT
#127
This should of promoted you to NA Grandmasters League in the SC2 Blogosphere. I'm in impressed by your endurance to rewrite the ENTIRE poem, goodjob.

You have the greatest blog on TL, keep it up :D
"To be honest, to play protoss is ridiculously simple" -NesTea
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