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Oliwoli
United Kingdom69 Posts
I've just discovered that someone has made a generator for sensationalist headlines in the style of the daily mail, using a set of various controversial topics string together. http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/ Some of my best: "ARE GAYS MAKING YOUR PETS OBESE?" "IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVING THE BRITISH PEOPLE SWINE FLU?" "HAVE THE UNEMPLOYED STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF HOMEOWNERS?" "WILL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAVE SEX WITH MIDDLE BRITAIN?" | ||
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Drolla
United Kingdom389 Posts
And I used the generator, and what i got was: "HAVE PAEDOPHILES MOLESTED YOUR DAUGHTERS?" and "COULD FEMINISM GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?" Definetly headlines the Daily Mail would use. | ||
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Sanctimonius
United Kingdom861 Posts
Awesome find. And sadly accurate in tone for the Daily Mail. | ||
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Hesmyrr
Canada5776 Posts
COULD FACEBOOK TAX THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY? IS TEENAGE SEX TURNING BRITAIN'S FARMERS GAY? ... This is awesome. Now if I had enough time to create fitting paint pic complimenting each of these headlines :p Edit: Not too much variaton. | ||
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VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
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sleeepy
Canada777 Posts
haha | ||
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Hibzy
United Kingdom445 Posts
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Hesmyrr
Canada5776 Posts
"Will Human Right Acts Bungle the Human Sense and Decency?" | ||
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Triscuit
United States722 Posts
HAVE FERAL CHILDREN MOLESTED THE ROYAL FAMILY? | ||
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Z3kk
4099 Posts
ROFL so funny. COULD TEENAGE SEX TAX YOUR MORTGAGE? ARE HOODIES INFECTING YOUR MORTGAGE WITH AIDS? WILL THE GERMANS HAVE SEX WITH BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY? Gold. Pure gold. | ||
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The_LiNk
Canada863 Posts
Sounds like Eastern Europe could use this one. | ||
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Lamppost
Canada317 Posts
Lol, made zero sense made me rofl Edit:"HAVE GAYS MADE YOUR PETS IMPOTENT?" had to edit made me giggle | ||
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TrainFX
United States469 Posts
sounds likely | ||
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Are You A Fish
United States15 Posts
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muffley
United States280 Posts
"WILL SINGLE MOTHERS TURN THE MIDDLE CLASS GAY?" Love the Cryptonomicon reference in the domain name too. | ||
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Maliris
Northern Ireland2557 Posts
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Frigo
Hungary1023 Posts
"WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL KILL YOUR CHILDREN?" "HAS TEENAGE SEX HAD SEX WITH PROPERTY PRICES?" "ARE SINGLE MOTHERS CHEATING THE QUEEN?" "HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH MOLESTED THE CHURCH?" I love these, nice find. | ||
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loving it
Canada271 Posts
Ha. | ||
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CortoMontez
Australia608 Posts
amazing | ||
KwarK
United States43799 Posts
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redFF
United States3910 Posts
HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS DEVALUED THE ROYAL FAMILY? HAVE GYPSIES MOLESTED YOUR PETS? oh dear | ||
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Rashta
Australia46 Posts
COULD THE UNIONS IMPREGNATE HARD-WORKING FAMILIES? WILL LESBIANS KILL TAXPAYERS? Lold hard Edit: ARE CYCLISTS MOLESTING DRIVERS? Top that. | ||
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Crais
Canada2136 Posts
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