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Oliwoli United Kingdom69 Posts June 04 2011 00:45 GMT #1 ~~For those of you who aren't from the UK, the Daily Mail is a sensationalist newspaper which pretty much sells papers on the back of its reader's outrage.~~ I've just discovered that someone has made a generator for sensationalist headlines in the style of the daily mail, using a set of various controversial topics string together. http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/ Some of my best: "ARE GAYS MAKING YOUR PETS OBESE?" "IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVING THE BRITISH PEOPLE SWINE FLU?" "HAVE THE UNEMPLOYED STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF HOMEOWNERS?" "WILL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAVE SEX WITH MIDDLE BRITAIN?"

Drolla United Kingdom389 Posts June 04 2011 01:02 GMT #2 Oh god the Daily Mail is the worst newspaper ever. And I used the generator, and what i got was: "HAVE PAEDOPHILES MOLESTED YOUR DAUGHTERS?" and "COULD FEMINISM GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?" Definetly headlines the Daily Mail would use.

Sanctimonius United Kingdom861 Posts June 04 2011 03:34 GMT #3 ARE FOXES GIVING CLIFF RICHARD DIABETES? Awesome find. And sadly accurate in tone for the Daily Mail.

Hesmyrr Canada5776 Posts June 04 2011 03:36 GMT #4 WILL BBC DESTROY ROYAL FAMILY? COULD FACEBOOK TAX THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY? IS TEENAGE SEX TURNING BRITAIN'S FARMERS GAY? ... This is awesome. Now if I had enough time to create fitting paint pic complimenting each of these headlines :p Edit: Not too much variaton.

VIB Brazil3567 Posts June 04 2011 03:37 GMT #5 "Could teen sex infect the queen with aids?" huahauahuhaua

sleeepy Canada777 Posts June 04 2011 03:38 GMT #6 "WILL TWITTER MOLEST THE COUNTRYSIDE?" haha

Hibzy United Kingdom445 Posts June 04 2011 03:41 GMT #7 this will probably get closed but thanks for this, pretty good stuff

Hesmyrr Canada5776 Posts June 04 2011 03:42 GMT #8 This is the best. Stopped rolling because nothing is going to top this. "Will Human Right Acts Bungle the Human Sense and Decency?"

Triscuit United States722 Posts June 04 2011 04:43 GMT #9 Oh this is so good. HAVE FERAL CHILDREN MOLESTED THE ROYAL FAMILY?

Z3kk 4099 Posts June 04 2011 04:45 GMT #10 I think this will get closed, but while it's open, let more people see! ROFL so funny. COULD TEENAGE SEX TAX YOUR MORTGAGE? ARE HOODIES INFECTING YOUR MORTGAGE WITH AIDS? WILL THE GERMANS HAVE SEX WITH BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY? Gold. Pure gold.

The_LiNk Canada863 Posts June 04 2011 04:52 GMT #11 COULD GYPSIES TURN HOMEOWNERS GAY? Sounds like Eastern Europe could use this one.

Lamppost Canada317 Posts June 04 2011 04:55 GMT #12 "ARE PAEDOPHILES GIVING YOUR PENSION DIABETES?" Lol, made zero sense made me rofl Edit:"HAVE GAYS MADE YOUR PETS IMPOTENT?" had to edit made me giggle

TrainFX United States469 Posts June 04 2011 04:59 GMT #13 COULD THE POLES IMPREGNATE THE CHURCH? sounds likely

Are You A Fish United States15 Posts June 04 2011 05:03 GMT #14 All of them are rhetorical questions lol

muffley United States280 Posts June 04 2011 05:10 GMT #15 "WILL THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH KILL YOU?" "WILL SINGLE MOTHERS TURN THE MIDDLE CLASS GAY?" Love the Cryptonomicon reference in the domain name too.

Maliris Northern Ireland2557 Posts June 04 2011 05:19 GMT #16 Haha. this is brilliant

Frigo Hungary1023 Posts June 04 2011 05:21 GMT #17 "COULD THE NANNY STATE GIVE THE COUNTRYSIDE CANCER?" "WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL KILL YOUR CHILDREN?" "HAS TEENAGE SEX HAD SEX WITH PROPERTY PRICES?" "ARE SINGLE MOTHERS CHEATING THE QUEEN?" "HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH MOLESTED THE CHURCH?" I love these, nice find.

loving it Canada271 Posts June 04 2011 05:26 GMT #18 COULD THE METRIC SYSTEM DESTROY HOUSE PRICES? Ha.

CortoMontez Australia608 Posts June 04 2011 05:27 GMT #19 "HAS FILTH ON TELEVISION INFECTED YOU WITH AIDS?" amazing

KwarK United States42691 Posts June 04 2011 05:28 GMT #20 Moved to blogs and I first saw this about 6 years ago.

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