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SirJolt
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
On May 14 2011 00:17 annul wrote: thats it, that is the only way it has even been defeated. it fails 99% of the time, but 1% it works, and its worth it. Would you use a build order that failed ninety nine percent of the time? I'll stick to milkshakes. | ||
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ChrisXIV
Austria3553 Posts
On May 14 2011 00:17 annul wrote: on a serious note, THE ONLY way to defeat the "friend zone" is the following: 1. ask the girl if she will ever change her mind. 2. assuming the answer is no, then proceed to tell her "i hope YOU find what you seek." 3. cut off all communication. If you have serious feelings for the girl in question, this is the worst thing you could do. You WILL hurt her feelings this way, and it might even work out. But if it doesn't - and this is important - you will have lost her. And you will hate yourself for that. | ||
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SlipperySnake
248 Posts
On May 14 2011 01:10 ChrisXIV wrote: If you have serious feelings for the girl in question, this is the worst thing you could do. You WILL hurt her feelings this way, and it might even work out. But if it doesn't - and this is important - you will have lost her. And you will hate yourself for that. Its like you guys weren't even reading, you have to be spinning of else it doesn't work or wait is it the milkshake first. Something about a mini umbrella in a milkshake will probably work just fine. Also make constant jokes about your 'guns' I hear the ladies love that shit! Here is a free one just to get you started. You: Do you have tickets? Girl that friendzoned you but still keep sending signals by always hitting you on the arm and shit: To what? You now feeling like the old spice guy: The gun show! (now here is it important that you flex both arms but with one arm at 90 degrees up and the other at 90 degrees down and then proceed to kiss both biceps) Now starry-eyed girl: Screw this friendzone bull shit lets get married. It works approximately 92% of the time with exactly no variance but if you girl screws it up it probably isn't your fault but hers. | ||
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SirJolt
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
Think about it guys, if you're sitting there reading a joke, and the first thing you think is, "I should offer some really good advice to this man who is clearly joking," then you're probably taking things far too seriously. Girl Blog will never fall in love with such a dour man. Girl Blog needs levity! | ||
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Attican
Denmark531 Posts
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SirJolt
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
The "practice partner" mentality doesn't apply directly to relationships; while it's tempting to import the "fuck buddy" idea, a practice partner is someone who won't hurt your chances of playing ladder games (getting Girl Blog), where having a fuck buddy most certainly might (Girl Blog is a nice young lady, she wouldn't stand for that). I've drawn a diagram: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/uLaTA.jpg) As you can see, the closest thing you could get to an acceptable practice partner is Alternate Reality Girl Blog. Girl Blog can't get mad at you, because when you tell her the story of your accidental hookup you will mention how you thought that she was you (because in a sense, she really is). * *In order for this to work, you should probably omit the fact that Alternate Reality Girl Blog, like anyone from an alternate reality, has a beard. | ||
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flowSthead
1065 Posts
What I am trying to say was that Girl Blog Blog [Girl?] confused me in the most milkshake sexy way possible. | ||
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SirJolt
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
On May 14 2011 12:10 flowSthead wrote: What I am trying to say was that Girl Blog Blog [Girl?] confused me in the most milkshake sexy way possible. The hardest part was photoshopping out Kerrigan's space-penis. Definitely. + Show Spoiler + Actually, the hardest part was probably Kerrigan's space-penis itself, but I had meant in terms of difficulty, not freakish alien genitals. | ||
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