These were hilarious. Thank you very much for the translations. I loved all of the posts.
I have to say though, this one hit particularly close to home (I'll leave this post ambiguous for people to wonder):
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On April 29 2011 04:48 Southlight wrote:
581 :名無しの心子知らず :2007/01/13(土) 17:25:50 ID:/9V2hsSh
I was about to be socially murdered at a nursery I was volunteering at.
For whatever reason a boy and girl were talking about pubic hairs that grow when you get older.
Girl "When you become an adult, hair grows! Papa and mama have them"
Boy "Then how about big brother teacher (me)?"
Girl "He's an adult, so he has hair too!"
Boy "No way-"
Girl "It's true! I saw!!"
That moment, all the adults in the nursery froze.
Thankfully, everyone knew that the girl often said "I saw!" so no one took it the wrong way, but
I will never forget the forced smile on everyone's faces...
581 :名無しの心子知らず :2007/01/13(土) 17:25:50 ID:/9V2hsSh
I was about to be socially murdered at a nursery I was volunteering at.
For whatever reason a boy and girl were talking about pubic hairs that grow when you get older.
Girl "When you become an adult, hair grows! Papa and mama have them"
Boy "Then how about big brother teacher (me)?"
Girl "He's an adult, so he has hair too!"
Boy "No way-"
Girl "It's true! I saw!!"
That moment, all the adults in the nursery froze.
Thankfully, everyone knew that the girl often said "I saw!" so no one took it the wrong way, but
I will never forget the forced smile on everyone's faces...