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TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
November 13 2010 05:43 GMT
#1
Look if you haven't seen this movie yet, DONT


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This is a spoiler s do not read if you want to see it.

What a piece of shit movie, now when I say that I truly mean it. I've been a fan of Alien invader movies since I was a kid, you name it and I've seen it, probably more times than you, so it hurts me to be so blunt about a movie I REALLY REALLY wanted to see. I mean it has the classic storyline of Alien invaders wanting our planet and all the cool CGI effects of modern day computers, what's not to like right?

Everything.

Literally, everything.

Once you get passed the oh so poor acting (Which is somewhat forgivable in this genre to an extent, and is almost expected) You then have to deal with the retarded script, for example; There is a scene in the beginning where all the blue light things are coming down, causing havoc and basically kicking everyones ass, the black dude proceeds to stand up and proclaim "We gotta go outside and check this out". Not even bullshitting you, then the girls in the room proceed to protest and the black guy looks to his friend in approval, they grab a gun and off the go outside to see what's going on. Fuck looking out the window discretely, lets grab a gun and try and fight some blue light with it, fucking genius.

Script aside, the god damn plot holes and story line inconsistencies are laughable. Example; As some of you may have seen one of the trailers, it shows one of the Alien ships being blown up, and crashing. Well it just so happens that motherfucking alien ship got NUKED, literally nuked by a F1-17A stealth bomber I think, or something that looks similar to it, the ship crashes and hope is restored, until the fucking ship manages to start repairing itself, using human brains as a sort of computer I guess, yeah the aliens literally rip out your god damn brain, and insert it into themselves and use it to sustain themselves and apparently repair one of their motherships, okay whatever, I can go with that. So the nuke doesn't work and all hell breaks loose again with aliens snatching up every human they can.

Did I mention they watch the nuke go off from their window, no aftershock, no shockwave, no broken windows, they were literally less than a mile from the impact and no ill effects came from the nuclear blast.

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15-20 minutes later, the main characters; one guy and girl, are on the rooftop of one of the tallest buildings in LA (or so it seems) because they think it's the safest place to be. Yeah that would be my first choice too, let's get as close to these fucking alien mothershps as we can, we will be fine.

So the inevitable happens and one of the drones finds them, one of the drones that can repair itself and functions on human brains etc, the guy literally starts fighting the half mechanical half biological monstrosity with is bare fucking hands (oh did I mention this guy looked into the light 2 times and now has super powers...yea he does) So as hes beating on this thing, literally punching it in the face and bashing it in the head with a cinder block, he rips some of it's insides out and it dies.

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Now that's what I call a close encounter


A nuke won't kill em' but I'll rip em' apart with my bare fucking hands, nice one.

So basically the movie is about an hour and a half of these people trying to escape to the water and get on a boat and leave the apartment they're trapped in, people die in the process and the end up back in the apartment the movie starts out in, everyone gets sucked up into the alien ships, we cannot defeat them.

The main character wakes up in the mothership and his brain is removed and put into an alien vehicle or suit or something, all of the other brains are blue, his is red.

He somehow still controls this alien suit or whatever the fuck it is and he saves his girlfriend from having her brain taken and the movie suddenly ends with this guy facing off against an unknown number of alien brain suits, the end.

What a load of fucking shit, please I beg of everyone, do not buy into the hype, this movie is utter garbage. Literally the worst movie I have ever seen, period, bar none.

I should have gone to see Due Date like my girlfriend wanted

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*****
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
November 13 2010 05:46 GMT
#2
You skipped out on a Zach Galifinakanisikasikis movie? Really?
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
November 13 2010 05:49 GMT
#3
And you read very fast.
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
November 13 2010 05:50 GMT
#4
I read the first and last sentence of the post lol.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
November 13 2010 05:51 GMT
#5
Thanks for the heads up, well I saw that the directors are those that made the AvP Requiem so it's going to be more of a downloaded movie than something I'll see in the cinemas.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Arco
Profile Joined September 2009
United States2090 Posts
November 13 2010 06:08 GMT
#6
Ouch, coulda went with Due Date AND score points with the girlfriend?

I feel ya, man.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
November 13 2010 06:10 GMT
#7
They spent all their money on viral marketing and forgot to make the movie good.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
November 13 2010 06:12 GMT
#8
On November 13 2010 15:10 SCC-Faust wrote:
They spent all their money on viral marketing and forgot to make the movie good.


Pretty much this man, sad.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
November 13 2010 06:32 GMT
#9
Confirmed my suspicions, thanks!!
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Chesner
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Iceland817 Posts
November 13 2010 06:45 GMT
#10
But but.. carriers

Nice review tho, I'm definitely not seeing this one, thanks for saving me some money!
Due Date it is
PENGUINS
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 13 2010 06:52 GMT
#11
It was a given, nice summary though.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Archaeo
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States397 Posts
November 13 2010 07:02 GMT
#12
Aw, being a fan of alien films, I thought this would be good. Thanks for saving me from a horrible movie!
Yo my chingu!!!
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
November 14 2010 00:42 GMT
#13
On November 13 2010 16:02 Kororo wrote:
Aw, being a fan of alien films, I thought this would be good. Thanks for saving me from a horrible movie!


Wish somebody had told me.
mud123
Profile Joined October 2010
27 Posts
November 16 2010 05:20 GMT
#14
oh man i wish i would have read this 3 hours ago. this was the worst movie i've seen in a long time. SAVE YOUR MONEY!!
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
November 16 2010 10:27 GMT
#15
On November 16 2010 14:20 mud123 wrote:
oh man i wish i would have read this 3 hours ago. this was the worst movie i've seen in a long time. SAVE YOUR MONEY!!


I see I'm not the only one!
shannn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2891 Posts
November 16 2010 11:23 GMT
#16
lololol What a sucky ending. Glad u posted a little review how it goes. Thought it might've been interesting.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=6321864 Epic post.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 16 2010 14:18 GMT
#17
hahhaha thanks for the review!

due date looks funny.
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Trowabarton756
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States870 Posts
November 16 2010 18:05 GMT
#18
lol you had to see it to know it was going to be a terrible movie?
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polgas
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1768 Posts
November 16 2010 19:11 GMT
#19
Never even heard about this movie until 2-3 weeks ago when slick ads on giant billboards popped up everywhere while I was in NY. The reviews have been panning it though. Maybe it's in the "so bad, it's good" category.
Leee Jaee Doong
allyourbase
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States243 Posts
November 16 2010 22:12 GMT
#20
Me and my friends have a hobby of seeing really shitty movies. We were really excited when we saw it get piss poor reviews on RT. Seeing it this weekend.
Something something justice
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