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United States228 Posts
On November 03 2010 14:24 Foreplay wrote: wait you would be attracted to your own boobs if you had them? I mean i'm attracted to girls asses but i don't look at mine in the mirror and pop a boner, probably not, its a joke... | ||
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Cube
Canada777 Posts
On November 03 2010 14:08 Coagulation wrote: You know what maybe shes just slow to get the joke I highly recommend photoshopping her face and tits on other stuff to get her to understand. perhaps a komodo dragon or the statue of liberty maybe do a whole litter of kittens this should clear up any confusion and she will totally laugh at how witty you are! whatever you do dont stop bringing it up untill you feel it has been resolved to a satisfactory level. good luck bro. I have an even better idea, replace each breast with a picture of her face, and her face with a breast. | ||
Falling
Canada11409 Posts
On November 03 2010 14:22 palanq wrote: what? just drop it already, yeesh Pretty much this. You're just reminding her again and again of a conversation she didn't appreciate. Gotta know when to stop. | ||
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Gummy
United States2180 Posts
On November 03 2010 13:59 Coagulation wrote: thats pretty creepy dude. your kinda like that dude from silence of the lambs that makes women suits from their skin and dances in womens underwear but with photoshop. This is possibly the best post ever. It's so beautifully crafted. The purposeful delay of the "but with photoshop" to the end of your sentence. Teach me your ways, oh great king of wit! | ||
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crazeman
664 Posts
On November 03 2010 14:34 Gummy wrote: This is possibly the best post ever. It's so beautifully crafted. The purposeful delay of the "but with photoshop" to the end of your sentence. Teach me your ways, oh great king of wit! We need baller imo | ||
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
W.e man, learning experience, don't sweat it. | ||
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pokeyAA
United States936 Posts
To answer your original question, you messed up when you went "oh shit! i made her mad! ohshitohshitohshit how do i fix this" in your head the second she smacked you. Like the other posters say, dont apologize when you didnt do anything wrong. My advice is dont get fixated on pleasing people. Don't be an asshole either, but you're better off being a bit of a dick than a doormat. | ||
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Sworn
Canada920 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
On November 03 2010 15:16 ieatkids5 wrote: Hahahaha OP you are awesome. I wouldn't have had the creativity to do such a thing. what cockblock yourself? | ||
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HULKAMANIA
United States1219 Posts
The more that you attempt to apologize for it, the worse you will make the situation: a) because, like you already recognize, it makes you seem insecure and needy of approval and b) because you continue to bring her attention back to a subject with which she already feels very uncomfortable (for reasons that, hell, may not even be entirely related for you for all you know). Creepy, near as I can tell, is the last thing you want to be to a girl who you're interested in. But you can't argue your way out of it. You can't just explain why you're actually not creepy. That's the sort of thing that a creeper does. What you can do is act the opposite of creepy, i.e. confident, straightforward, sincere. Think about it like a giant scale. You've accidentally put one weight on the creepy side. That sucks but it happens. Let he who has not creeped cast the first stone. But all you can do now is make sure that the majority of your actions in the future go on the non-creepy side. Then, given a little time, a little patience, the scale will tip back in your favor. So what's done is done. Cut your losses, move forward, and bank on the fact that your relationship to her is strong enough to survive a little misunderstanding like this. Bank on the fact that the longer she knows you, the better she'll recognize that you're just a guy (we all say hella awkward things from time to time) and not some major league creeper from the bowels of the internet. If you and her are going anywhere meaningful, you're going to have to be able to pass over these little speedbumps anyway. Sorry my thoughts are a bit disorganized. It's late, and I have to get to sleep so that my wife doesn't think I'm creepin in here in the computer room.  Good luck! | ||
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Ludrik
Australia523 Posts
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nttea
Sweden4353 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
cockblock yourself via not letting go of a joke by explaining it and making that hilarious picture | ||
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Hidden_MotiveS
Canada2562 Posts
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Impervious
Canada4214 Posts
On November 03 2010 13:52 flag wrote: What other stupid things did I do? If you didn't think that a lot of the things you did were stupid at the time, then I'd guess that you're missing a lot of stupid things, and we won't be able to point them out because there is no way you could tell us everything you've ever done..... Not to worry - most guys do stupid stuff all the time, and the only real difference between "creepy" and "cute" is the opinion the girl has of you at the time. You just got screwed because her opinion changed..... There's no real way of going back at this point..... And trying will likely land you into even bigger trouble..... | ||
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McDonalds
Liechtenstein2244 Posts
On November 03 2010 15:59 Impervious wrote: the only real difference between "creepy" and "cute" is the opinion the girl has of you at the time Two things. 1) Women don't want you to be cute. 2) There is no situation in which Photoshopping her head and some breasts onto your body is cute. | ||
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Kakera
United States419 Posts
On November 03 2010 14:48 pokeyAA wrote: Just chill and pretend the event never happened. In fact, its her own fault for hitting you in the first place without understanding what you meant. A simple, "wtf, i wasn't talking about you,", would have solved it. But you had to go and apologize 20 times. Dont dig yourself a deeper hole. To answer your original question, you messed up when you went "oh shit! i made her mad! ohshitohshitohshit how do i fix this" in your head the second she smacked you. Like the other posters say, dont apologize when you didnt do anything wrong. My advice is dont get fixated on pleasing people. Don't be an asshole either, but you're better off being a bit of a dick than a doormat. I second this advice. Oh and never use photoshop, in fact take photoshop completely out of your life because apparently all it brings you is sorrow. You should've taken the punch and been like whatever. With your creepy handwringing apology you looked like a sniveling coward just trying to crawl your way into her graces. To the guy who said don't be friends with girls unless they are relatives/ugly chicks? Yo bro, I had a 3some with my best friend and my wife, friends rock k? And in fact all my friends tend to be girls, cause I can't deal with men and their self inflating pandering ego/the testosterone and alpha male posturing bores the shit out of me. Its like ok kewl you're a bamf, ima go home and bang a chick now, you have fun with whatever this is k? Ugh, but OP there's a fine line b/w a douchewater filled bamf and being confident. Honestly, here's a secret. Don't give a fuck! If you really could give a shit less about her or what she thinks, she'll flock to you like a moth to the flame. Say what you want without the least bit of care for the consequences. That's the best advice i can give you. | ||
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Impervious
Canada4214 Posts
On November 03 2010 16:13 McDonalds wrote: Two things. 1) Women don't want you to be cute. 2) There is no situation in which Photoshopping her head and some breasts onto your body is cute. 1 - if you want to get laid, you don't want them to think you're "cute". 2 - yea, that's pretty stupid. Still, I think if the situation was right, it could work. Something like "oh, I wonder what our baby would look like", and you make the pic and say "well, obviously, she'd have your pretty face, you're fantastic boobs, and my ass, since you seem to enjoy squeezing it whenever we're doing it"..... I'm pretty sure that would come across as funny to her, but yea..... Still pretty dumb..... | ||
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jalstar
United States8198 Posts
On November 03 2010 14:01 flag wrote: thanks, but i dont photoshop women (except this time) as far as she knows, there is no "other time" | ||
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