EPTIn the sunlight they Photo-synthesized everyday just hoping to eat and live another day. All in the vague hopes of surviving one more day against the zombie horde. With each pea spat and every Wallnut falling they joyously celebrated their survival.
Until the dark day.
The day when the lightning struck and the sky fell. Zombies descended upon the lawn like black heathens only interested in a hopeless struggle that was Plants Vs.Zombies.
The zombies had come out of the odd store across the street selling electronic goods that the simple minded plants could not comprehend one plant merely spat at them like any other zombie as his buddy chided him on as there were none in his lane.
The strange zombies were dressed oddly in weird plastic armour that would have looked like a space-suit to any other human being.
The zombies lacking armour groaned deeply "Terrrraaaaaan immmmmmbaaa" as it staggered across the garden and started chewing on an unfortunate nut. When one of the armoured zombies came up behind him and started groaning "STFU n00b" and started hitting him with the odd plastic gun he was carrying. Eventually these two camps started fighting. It was an odd sight as for the first time the plants saw the zombies fighting each other. Naturally the armoured zombies won as their brains could not be chewed out. as the last groans of imbalance came from the helpless nerd/zombie.
The remnants of the zombies quickly fell to the plants after the general consensus was that they were just getting tired of the months of constant terror.
not an hour later this clash started again but this time they both came to a zombie like agreement and the army of them attacked the plants and due to the author really not having thought this story out beforehand died.
Admit it you totally thought this was going to be PvZ imba.
