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Heyyyy
I just remembered a story back in my high school days.
I was talking with some friends and someone brought up the event and I thought it was pretty hilarious that we did dumb things like that when we were younger. I'm 22 now and I thought maybe some of you guys might want a quick chuckle=]
Warning: This is by no means a big, coming of age, once in a lifetime, significant kinda story if you're expecting one.
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*Not actually the toilet in the story. Just added a picture from google to add some colour in the thead.*
There were 3 of us, 2 of my buddies Tyler, Khoa and me.
We were at Khoa's house chilling in his basement room just shooting the shit. Out of no where, my stomach starts rumbling and I need to take a huge ass dump. Now Khoa's room is really.. really small but there is a washroom right beside his bed. Anyway, so I get up and go and do my thing and while I'm taking a shit, for some reason, I think it'd be hilarious if I didn't flush after wiping my ass.
So... I finish my business, wipe my ass and close the toilet lid, wash my hands and got the heck out of there. Now man.. that was one massive nasty shit and those guys could smell it since it was a washroom within Khoa's small ass room.
I get back to playing some games with the guys again and 30 minutes later; Tyler gets up and heads into the washroom. I start to chuckle as I hear Tyler say, "Oh my fucking gawt..". Khoa however doesn't hear a thing as he's pretty focused on his StarCraft game.
Tyler leaves the washroom a few minutes later and I laugh at him of course.
About 5 hours later, after playing StarCraft, watching movies and going outside for some basketball and then dinner, we head back to Khoa's place for one last game of poker before we call it a night. Halfway through our poker game, Khoa complains about the dinner and him having an angry stomach. He gets up and heads into the washroom.
Tyler and I are just sitting around watching some TV waiting for Khoa to finish his business when 3 seconds later, we both hear a loud scream, "YO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU *@&$@$ DO!!!!"
I look at Tyler and he has this weird hysterical smile on his face as if we both just did something evil together. Khoa comes out and starts cussing at the both of us for being motherfuckers and fucking up his toilet.
I seriously have no clue what he was talking about until Tyler explained it all. Tyler started saying that it wasn't his fault that the toilet was broken and that he couldn't flush down his shit. Khoa starts to get puzzled and told him that the toilet wasn't even broken.
Then it all came together. Tyler walked into the washroom and saw a giant pile of shit in the toilet which belonged to me. He assumed that the toilet was broken so that was why it was still there. He took a bullet anyway and took a shit on top of my shit and left it there for 5 hours.
When we got back, Khoa went into his washroom to discover 2 piles of shit and toilet paper filling up almost his full toilet bowl.
 
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T_T why.
also, for some reason, i really like the title of this blog. sounds very college-essay or literary.
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saw that comming
still funny
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That's some shit you pulled off.
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are you guys still friend? Khoa seem like a chill dude i would of raged.
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Damn dude that was a shit for the ages
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I bet the OP is...talking out of his ass
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
hahahah thats fucking gross
why didn't you flush OMG loooool
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Australia7069 Posts
I swear everytime i click a teamliquid blog theres about a 20% chance its about poo. I was kind of hoping that the toilet title was a red herring and really it wasn't about poo.
turns out it was about poo
also gross
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hahaha
but did Tyler not flushed on purpose and said he assumed the toilet was broken as an excuse, or did he really think the toilet was broken ?
both possibilities are hilarious in their own way :D
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That's a shitty story, sux to be Khoa.
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My father name is Khoa.
No kidding.
but the story is fucking lol
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On September 07 2010 18:09 endy wrote:
hahaha
but did Tyler not flushed on purpose and said he assumed the toilet was broken as an excuse, or did he really think the toilet was broken ?
both possibilities are hilarious in their own way :D
Tyler swears that he thought the toilet was broken. I don't know why he was smiling though but he still claims that he thought it was broken.
Honestly, I assumed that he would flush down my shit before taking his but nope... he just went right for it and did a double stack.
Either he really thought it was broken and couldn't hold it in.
or...
He is one nasty and clever asshole who knows how to fuck with a friend lol.
*When this actually happened though. He really was surprised when the toilet wasn't actually broken. That makes it wayy funnier for me lollll, I was shocked that he double stacked it. =D
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omfg lol
it's almost too disgusting to think about
double shits =p
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50584 Posts
he put a shit on your shit?
DAYUM!
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On September 07 2010 18:30 BLinD-RawR wrote:
he put a shit on your shit?
DAYUM!
yo dawg we heard you like not flushing so we took a shit on yo shit
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LOL you guys are jerks
seriously, that toilet was right next to his fucking bed
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ROFL I dunno why I found this so hilarious. Good shit! xD
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that was really funny but really gross at the same time.
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Toilet humor! i would never laugh at this
+ Show Spoiler +Would never laugh at this in public
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Fucken Awesome!!! didn't see dat coming hahaha
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one heck of a story ! 
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I regret reading this WHILE EATING.
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When we got back, Khoa went into his washroom to discover 2 piles of shit and toilet paper filling up almost his full toilet bowl.
Did he...did he add to it?
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hahaha, this is why i love to be a dude, pull off nasty shit and laugh about it
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Hey, I studied with a guy name Khoa. Is that like the staple name of Vietnam?
I think OP is full of shit.
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On September 07 2010 23:50 Ghad wrote:
Hey, I studied with a guy name Khoa. Is that like the staple name of Vietnam?
I think OP is full of shit.
Not really, it's just a normal name in my country.
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On September 07 2010 23:50 Ghad wrote:
I think OP is full of shit.
he is the farthest from full of shit you can be ahahaha
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EPT
