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jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-07 09:19:26
September 07 2010 08:32 GMT
#1
Heyyyy

I just remembered a story back in my high school days.
I was talking with some friends and someone brought up the event and I thought it was pretty hilarious that we did dumb things like that when we were younger. I'm 22 now and I thought maybe some of you guys might want a quick chuckle=]

Warning: This is by no means a big, coming of age, once in a lifetime, significant kinda story if you're expecting one.

[image loading]
*Not actually the toilet in the story. Just added a picture from google to add some colour in the thead.*


There were 3 of us, 2 of my buddies Tyler, Khoa and me.

We were at Khoa's house chilling in his basement room just shooting the shit. Out of no where, my stomach starts rumbling and I need to take a huge ass dump. Now Khoa's room is really.. really small but there is a washroom right beside his bed. Anyway, so I get up and go and do my thing and while I'm taking a shit, for some reason, I think it'd be hilarious if I didn't flush after wiping my ass.

So... I finish my business, wipe my ass and close the toilet lid, wash my hands and got the heck out of there. Now man.. that was one massive nasty shit and those guys could smell it since it was a washroom within Khoa's small ass room.

I get back to playing some games with the guys again and 30 minutes later; Tyler gets up and heads into the washroom. I start to chuckle as I hear Tyler say, "Oh my fucking gawt..". Khoa however doesn't hear a thing as he's pretty focused on his StarCraft game.

Tyler leaves the washroom a few minutes later and I laugh at him of course.

About 5 hours later, after playing StarCraft, watching movies and going outside for some basketball and then dinner, we head back to Khoa's place for one last game of poker before we call it a night. Halfway through our poker game, Khoa complains about the dinner and him having an angry stomach. He gets up and heads into the washroom.

Tyler and I are just sitting around watching some TV waiting for Khoa to finish his business when 3 seconds later, we both hear a loud scream, "YO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU *@&$@$ DO!!!!"

I look at Tyler and he has this weird hysterical smile on his face as if we both just did something evil together. Khoa comes out and starts cussing at the both of us for being motherfuckers and fucking up his toilet.

I seriously have no clue what he was talking about until Tyler explained it all. Tyler started saying that it wasn't his fault that the toilet was broken and that he couldn't flush down his shit. Khoa starts to get puzzled and told him that the toilet wasn't even broken.

Then it all came together. Tyler walked into the washroom and saw a giant pile of shit in the toilet which belonged to me. He assumed that the toilet was broken so that was why it was still there. He took a bullet anyway and took a shit on top of my shit and left it there for 5 hours.

When we got back, Khoa went into his washroom to discover 2 piles of shit and toilet paper filling up almost his full toilet bowl.

****
SuperXlax
Profile Joined March 2010
United States197 Posts
September 07 2010 08:35 GMT
#2
Awesome
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
September 07 2010 08:37 GMT
#3
LMAO
hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2196 Posts
September 07 2010 08:42 GMT
#4
T_T why.

also, for some reason, i really like the title of this blog. sounds very college-essay or literary.
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Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
September 07 2010 08:44 GMT
#5
saw that comming
still funny
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
treeoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia73 Posts
September 07 2010 08:45 GMT
#6
ROFLMAO
life is life
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
September 07 2010 08:50 GMT
#7
That's some shit you pulled off.
Jaw
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States274 Posts
September 07 2010 08:52 GMT
#8
are you guys still friend? Khoa seem like a chill dude i would of raged.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
September 07 2010 08:54 GMT
#9
Damn dude that was a shit for the ages
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
September 07 2010 09:03 GMT
#10
I bet the OP is...talking out of his ass
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 07 2010 09:06 GMT
#11
hahahah thats fucking gross
why didn't you flush OMG loooool
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Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
September 07 2010 09:09 GMT
#12
I swear everytime i click a teamliquid blog theres about a 20% chance its about poo. I was kind of hoping that the toilet title was a red herring and really it wasn't about poo.
turns out it was about poo



also gross
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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
September 07 2010 09:09 GMT
#13
hahaha
but did Tyler not flushed on purpose and said he assumed the toilet was broken as an excuse, or did he really think the toilet was broken ?
both possibilities are hilarious in their own way :D
ॐ
Ryps
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania2740 Posts
September 07 2010 09:10 GMT
#14
That's a shitty story, sux to be Khoa.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 07 2010 09:12 GMT
#15
My father name is Khoa.

No kidding.

but the story is fucking lol
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
September 07 2010 09:14 GMT
#16
On September 07 2010 18:09 endy wrote:
hahaha
but did Tyler not flushed on purpose and said he assumed the toilet was broken as an excuse, or did he really think the toilet was broken ?
both possibilities are hilarious in their own way :D


Tyler swears that he thought the toilet was broken. I don't know why he was smiling though but he still claims that he thought it was broken.

Honestly, I assumed that he would flush down my shit before taking his but nope... he just went right for it and did a double stack.

Either he really thought it was broken and couldn't hold it in.
or...
He is one nasty and clever asshole who knows how to fuck with a friend lol.

*When this actually happened though. He really was surprised when the toilet wasn't actually broken. That makes it wayy funnier for me lollll, I was shocked that he double stacked it. =D
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-07 09:18:55
September 07 2010 09:17 GMT
#17
omfg lol
it's almost too disgusting to think about
double shits =p
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50930 Posts
September 07 2010 09:30 GMT
#18
he put a shit on your shit?

DAYUM!
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Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
September 07 2010 09:33 GMT
#19
On September 07 2010 18:30 BLinD-RawR wrote:
he put a shit on your shit?

DAYUM!


yo dawg we heard you like not flushing so we took a shit on yo shit
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
September 07 2010 10:05 GMT
#20
...Shit.
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