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The most car illiterate person EVER

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Metalwing
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Turkey1038 Posts
August 10 2010 17:23 GMT
#1
Yeah guys, it's me, the raging pussy (some of you may remember me after pl finals). Eversince i had my driving license, i occasionally drive my aunt's car. But everytime i take the car, some stupid problem happens and i panic in the middle of the traffic but in the end, nothing happens.

This time it was about LPG feeding. The car doesn't get any LPG although the depot is full. Car has enough benzin for 10 kms and i'm a long long way from a gas station.

I had no clue of what to do. I was in such a shock that i can't hear my mobile phone ringing (I texted my dad to call me and i heard him calling on 10th time), desperately trying to bring the car to the closest gas station. Stupid radio sitcom programs were the only thing i could hear at radio, so i shut it down immediately.

I could reach to the gas station, but the car made me feel so awkward as near the end, it refused to go for some time, but could reach me to the station without making me push the car. I had some benzin, brought the car home, my father was there. He offered me to take a look at the car.

I said that it can not be because of LPG depot is empty-pipes were leaking-gas filter was too dusty. Because it gets NO LPG at ALL. But LPG display shows that depot is full. My father just opened the hood and just put a single stupid little wire to its place and nothing is wrong now. And as i'm such a raging pussy, i have been raging since that moment (i think it's like 1 hour or so now).

Anyway, don't be car illiterate like me. No need to be a mechanic either, but at least when you look inside the hood, you should understand what is what.

*
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17082 Posts
August 10 2010 17:30 GMT
#2
If it makes you feel any better, the only thing I know how to do in a car is drive and fill it up. I don't even know how to change the oil :/

Also I had to google to figure out what an LPG depot is.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24799 Posts
August 10 2010 17:32 GMT
#3
On August 11 2010 02:30 Empyrean wrote:
If it makes you feel any better, the only thing I know how to do in a car is drive and fill it up. I don't even know how to change the oil :/

Also I had to google to figure out what an LPG depot is.

You don't have to change your own oil.... that's a dirty job that's easier to just give to a mechanic. My dad does tons of jobs on his cars yet he still doesn't do the oil himself. To those who choose to do it... more power to you.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Metalwing
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Turkey1038 Posts
August 10 2010 17:34 GMT
#4
On August 11 2010 02:30 Empyrean wrote:
If it makes you feel any better, the only thing I know how to do in a car is drive and fill it up. I don't even know how to change the oil :/

Also I had to google to figure out what an LPG depot is.


Actually i don't know more than you about cars.

About LPG issue, it's another kind of fuel that is used in cars (in Turkey, it's so common). And depot is where LPG is.
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kineSiS-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Korea (South)1068 Posts
August 10 2010 17:46 GMT
#5
I don't even ahve a license.
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
August 10 2010 18:04 GMT
#6
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17082 Posts
August 10 2010 18:06 GMT
#7
On August 11 2010 03:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T


Oh yeah, I can't do this either.

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QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
August 10 2010 18:07 GMT
#8
On August 11 2010 03:06 Empyrean wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 03:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T


Oh yeah, I can't do this either.




Maybe a TL Car Maintenance Guide is in order??
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
August 10 2010 18:10 GMT
#9
On August 11 2010 03:06 Empyrean wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 03:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T


Oh yeah, I can't do this either.


If you ever had to, the manual makes it pretty easy.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24799 Posts
August 10 2010 18:11 GMT
#10
On August 11 2010 03:07 QuickStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 03:06 Empyrean wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T


Oh yeah, I can't do this either.




Maybe a TL Car Maintenance Guide is in order??

I wrote a guide on how to change a tire: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=91579
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 18:12:48
August 10 2010 18:12 GMT
#11
On August 11 2010 03:11 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 03:07 QuickStriker wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:06 Empyrean wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T


Oh yeah, I can't do this either.




Maybe a TL Car Maintenance Guide is in order??

I wrote a guide on how to change a tire: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=91579

Omg, I never knew such a guide exist on TL!!! You sir are a hero! Bookmarked that thread in case of reference. :D

Now for other matters of what a car problems have...
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
August 10 2010 18:40 GMT
#12
On August 11 2010 03:07 QuickStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 03:06 Empyrean wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T


Oh yeah, I can't do this either.




Maybe a TL Car Maintenance Guide is in order??

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=91579

courtesy of our great friend Micronesia
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
August 10 2010 18:54 GMT
#13
LPG is apparently liquefied petroleum gas. I've never heard that before in my life, is it different from "gas" and is the depot the "tank"?
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Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
August 10 2010 19:19 GMT
#14
I'm actually curious, does majority of our generation actually know what goes down under the hood??
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Diuqil
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States307 Posts
August 10 2010 19:19 GMT
#15
Don't people learn this stuff from their father growing up as a child? lolol
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24799 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 19:20:28
August 10 2010 19:20 GMT
#16
On August 11 2010 04:19 Diuqil wrote:
Don't people learn this stuff from their father growing up as a child? lolol

lolol

Actually everyone has different experiences growing up and a lot of fathers don't even do work on their car.

On August 11 2010 03:40 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 03:07 QuickStriker wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:06 Empyrean wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T


Oh yeah, I can't do this either.




Maybe a TL Car Maintenance Guide is in order??

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=91579

courtesy of our great friend Micronesia

Dude... when the thread is extremely short you should read it before replying ._.
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mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 19:24:57
August 10 2010 19:23 GMT
#17
LPG is pretty popular over here, I guess also in other east european countires. Here it costs two times less than petrol, but it the consumption is a bit higher. For example if on petrol a car has consumption 8 liters per 100kms, on LPG is around 10-12 liters per 100kms.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
August 10 2010 19:25 GMT
#18
On August 11 2010 04:19 Hesmyrr wrote:
I'm actually curious, does majority of our generation actually know what goes down under the hood??

Well, to be fair, in our parents' generation, a lot of the operations of a car were simple and largely mechanical. It's not as easy to be able to diagnose and fix simple problems for the layman anymore.
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Kralic
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2628 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 19:27:24
August 10 2010 19:26 GMT
#19
Everyone has their level of expertise, when it comes to cars a lot of folks rely on mechanics. I can do the basic maintenance and emergency stuff. ie: Change the battery, change the oil, change the windshield wipers, replace light bulbs, know which and where to put the correct fluid to top it off and so on. Emergency falls into the change a flat tire, boost the car and so on.

I worked for BMW for a while(not as a technician/mechanic) so I know those cars pretty well anything else comes down to the basics.
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Gandalf
Profile Joined August 2004
Pakistan1905 Posts
August 10 2010 19:44 GMT
#20
All I know is that cars are transportational devices supported by four circular objects called wheels. Once my car broke down 3 miles from home at midnight, and I had to walk all the way back home to fetch my dad. He fixed it in under a minute.

I really should work to be more car illiterate, just that I really am not interested
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