• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 09:11
CET 15:11
KST 23:11
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!12[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
[BSL23] RO16 Group Stage11Weekly Cups (Nov 2-8): herO back on top?2Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win0Weekly Cups (October 19-25): Clem triples first in 5.0.175Evil Geniuses - shutting down23
StarCraft 2
General
Serral's getting trashed by New Catsle's Mind Weekly Cups (Nov 2-8): herO back on top? Liquibets sc2 season 30 No more SC2 streamers on team liquid? StarCraft open world shooter announced at BlizzCon
Tourneys
RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22 Tasteless Time Warp: SC Evo Showmatch (May 25) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament iNu's Battles #22 SC4ALL: II Venue Change Announcement!
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
Starcraft 2 Advance [G] How to playtest arcade maps [D] the control group Simple Questions/Answers
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 551 Robotic Revival Mutation # 550 Graveyard Shift Mutation # 549 Endless Sparkles
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion [BSL23] RO16 Group Stage List of top players active on ShieldBattery screpdb: new Starcraft reporting tool [BW] Looking for Clan Thread!
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues 2v2v2v2 Tournament Stage 1: Community Poll [$1250] International ShieldBattery League Small VOD Thread 2.0
Strategy
Nuke strategy worked in K-League 2026-11-09 50,000-Word Terran Builds Memo 2026-10-22 Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy)
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread General RTS Discussion Thread ZeroSpace Early Access is Now Live!
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Trading/Investing Thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Dating: How's your luck? European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread US Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
Fan Club Resource Thread Reynor Fan Club The Flash Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
The time I organised my…
AssyrianKing
Why I built Repalyzer (1.1.…
BlueStar
Innovate or Game Over?
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 10963 users

The most car illiterate person EVER - Page 2

Blogs > Metalwing
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 All
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 19:56:53
August 10 2010 19:53 GMT
#21
On August 11 2010 03:07 QuickStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 03:06 Empyrean wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T


Oh yeah, I can't do this either.




Maybe a TL Car Maintenance Guide is in order??

it seems to be the case

On August 11 2010 04:44 Gandalf wrote:
I really should work to be more car illiterate, just that I really am not interested


WHAT!?!?!? plz tell me thats a typo lol
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 20:12:18
August 10 2010 20:09 GMT
#22
On August 11 2010 04:20 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 04:19 Diuqil wrote:
Don't people learn this stuff from their father growing up as a child? lolol

lolol

Actually everyone has different experiences growing up and a lot of fathers don't even do work on their car.

Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 03:40 Etherone wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:07 QuickStriker wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:06 Empyrean wrote:
On August 11 2010 03:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Good god, I hope this doesn't happen to me. But I feel ya, I'm a car illiterate also. I can only drive and fill up gas apparently. I can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... T_T


Oh yeah, I can't do this either.




Maybe a TL Car Maintenance Guide is in order??

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=91579

courtesy of our great friend Micronesia

Dude... when the thread is extremely short you should read it before replying ._.


the first reply was quick striker stating he " can't even change a flat tire to a temporary replaceable tire... " Empyrean replied stating that he also couldn't, as such i provided them with your guide on how to change tires, considering it is a basic skill that they seem to regret not having.

im sorry it took me a while to find it since i didn't book mark it, and replies don't load unless i refresh.

lol i was on the phone with my credit card company so those 30 minutes were 2 in my perception.
Metalwing
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Turkey1038 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 20:47:28
August 10 2010 20:44 GMT
#23
On August 11 2010 03:54 n.DieJokes wrote:
LPG is apparently liquefied petroleum gas. I've never heard that before in my life, is it different from "gas" and is the depot the "tank"?


Yes sir, i think tank may be the word :D

On August 11 2010 04:23 mdb wrote:
LPG is pretty popular over here, I guess also in other east european countires. Here it costs two times less than petrol, but it the consumption is a bit higher. For example if on petrol a car has consumption 8 liters per 100kms, on LPG is around 10-12 liters per 100kms.


But in terms of dollars, it's 16$ per 100 kms with petrol and 12$ or so with LPG. Actually these calculations are done in 30 seconds or so, it may be wrong. But difference is actually huge.

EDIT: I can change the tyres of my car. I did it for numerous times. But hood is totally out of my class.
#1 CheckPrime fan // Terrans gonna Terran
Pioneer
Profile Joined December 2008
994 Posts
August 11 2010 06:47 GMT
#24
pick up a manual for your car if you don't have one (you can get them at Autozone and NAPA). Either keep it in your car or read it. It shows you where what goes, etc. and how to change many things for that specific vehicle. most stuff like changing a tire, changing battery/oil, boosting it, etc. are very easy to do and just require common sense. most of the people on this site are intelligent enough that something that largely requires common sense (changing a tire) should be easy. if you have a small jack, tire iron/socket you should be able to connect the dots.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
August 11 2010 06:56 GMT
#25
On August 11 2010 04:25 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 04:19 Hesmyrr wrote:
I'm actually curious, does majority of our generation actually know what goes down under the hood??

Well, to be fair, in our parents' generation, a lot of the operations of a car were simple and largely mechanical. It's not as easy to be able to diagnose and fix simple problems for the layman anymore.


with the new age of cars the term mechanic is falling out of use because those people dont really exist anymore, at least you don't get trained that way.

Any 'mechanic' for new cars is called a technician, at least around here. Because they don't fix the problems, they plug the car into their special diagnostic computer for it, find the part that's broken and then replace it.

My dad's friend has been a mechanic for like 40 years, and he can diagnose a problem just by the sound of the car. It's pretty sick
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
August 11 2010 07:02 GMT
#26
I can't even drive.

See you're much better than many of us =(
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Ricjames
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Czech Republic1047 Posts
August 11 2010 09:18 GMT
#27
I am not a mechanic, but change a fucking flat tire...c'mon. I don't know about your country, but i had to explain this step by step during my technical part of driver licence tests and i remember it ever since.
Brood War is the best RTS that has ever been created.
Metalwing
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Turkey1038 Posts
August 11 2010 16:35 GMT
#28
On August 11 2010 18:18 Ricjames wrote:
I am not a mechanic, but change a fucking flat tire...c'mon. I don't know about your country, but i had to explain this step by step during my technical part of driver licence tests and i remember it ever since.


Wow, you learn how to change a flat tyre in driving license tests? Cool. We don't learn those cool stuff in fucking courses, but believe me. Every single Turkish driver (even female ones) can do it in case they have to.
#1 CheckPrime fan // Terrans gonna Terran
Prev 1 2 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
INu's Battles
21:00
INu's Battles#22
ByuN vs ClassicLIVE!
IntoTheiNu 988
ByuN (SOOP) 30
Classic 27
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
ByuN (SOOP) 30
Classic 27
StarCraft: Brood War
Calm 9131
Rain 2194
BeSt 2136
Shuttle 1293
EffOrt 750
Mini 600
Light 392
Rush 359
Soulkey 239
Larva 232
[ Show more ]
Snow 206
Leta 202
Stork 147
hero 140
Zeus 113
Hyun 112
Mind 95
Pusan 79
ToSsGirL 27
Bale 25
Killer 24
Free 21
soO 18
sorry 17
JYJ 16
Hm[arnc] 15
Movie 14
Rock 10
sOs 10
Bishop 8
Dota 2
Gorgc4648
Dendi1278
qojqva930
monkeys_forever222
syndereN17
Counter-Strike
edward80
Heroes of the Storm
crisheroes340
Other Games
singsing1838
olofmeister1216
B2W.Neo860
FrodaN542
Lowko375
byalli345
XaKoH 211
DeMusliM209
ArmadaUGS116
Liquid`RaSZi111
Mew2King103
KnowMe47
QueenE42
Railgan31
Organizations
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 20
lovetv 6
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• ChaeLyn 7
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 2239
• WagamamaTV362
League of Legends
• Jankos1814
• TFBlade383
• Stunt382
Upcoming Events
3D!Clan Event
2h 19m
The PondCast
19h 49m
KCM Race Survival
19h 49m
WardiTV Invitational
21h 49m
OSC
1d 8h
ArT vs MindelVK
MiniZergUA vs TBD
Shameless vs TBD
Ultimate Battle
1d 21h
OSC
2 days
ByuN vs MaxPax
herO vs Krystianer
Percival vs Shameless
LetaleX vs YoungYakov
Nicoract vs Gerald
GgMaChine vs ArT
CranKy Ducklings
2 days
IPSL
3 days
TerrOr vs IJ_Terran
rasowy vs Hazorath
BSL
3 days
TerrOr vs OyAji
UltrA vs Gosudark
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
IPSL
4 days
Art_Of_Turtle vs KameZerg
Radley vs George
BSL
4 days
Artosis vs Dewalt
Ret vs Tech
WardiTV Weekly
4 days
PiGosaur Cup
6 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-11-09
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
International ShieldBattery League
Individual League
BSL Season 23
IPSL Winter 2026-27
Calamity Cup Div. A Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026

Upcoming

YSL S4
Sector 951
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
StarCraft2 Weekly Open Tournament 2026 Grand Finals
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Underdog Cup 2026 Div 2-3
PGL Bucharest 2027
BLAST Bounty Winter 2027
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.